Talk:Shane Wiebe/@comment-32574574-20170731165039

​Honest Profile: 

I'm the stereotypical 12-year old who goes on the Internet and watches Dank Meme Compilations for 24 hours a day. The most unique thing about me, is that I'm quite possibly the retarded long-long brother of the Mario Brothers. I don't care about anybody in the world, but I do care 100% about making sure my mustache is as nice as Hitler's. I'm anti-politically correct which is probably the only thing good about me. The last time I ever had a girl kiss me, it landed me on the Montana Sex Offender Registration. I claim I'm going to hell, all because I said some shit that can be considered rude. I compare myself to Kyle Jason because we both have relatives with autism. His daughter has autism, and I have autism, so the two of us are made for each other (not the daughter, I'm not a fucking paedophile). My chances of winning are as slim as a teenager with an eating disorder, and my social game will be as terrible as a starving African Child drinking Monster Energy Drinks. Ever since I played the game, all my edgy teen friends on World of Warcraft saw me and reported me to the police, because I said I was 14. I think I'm a Survivor legend, because a lot of people didn't want me off first. When I vomit, a child from Zimbabwe comes out of my mouth. I am... a terrible human being.

(Why was this guy voted off first? I wanted to see him do stupid shit.)