Talk:Loyalty Gets You a Nice, Warm Shower/@comment-27391152-20171212104535

Welcome to Tozza's Rantrum. Enjoy :)

Okay, let me just give a little disclaimer: Phyllis and Maria definitely made the smart move here and it was pretty impressive how Phyllis convinced everyone to turn on Maria despite it being very much against their best interests (coffWILLcoffMISTYcoff).

With that being said, they were responsible for both Queen Goddess Isla and Queen Goddess Celia's eliminations now so they can fucking DIE for all I care. I cannot BELIEVE I spent hours DEFENDING that bitch (Maria) for being a good character. I STOOD UP FOR YOU AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!!???!?!? I mean, she's still a great character and I don't hate her as much as Phyllis, in fact, I don't hate her at all and I'm just salty Celia's gone. Still though, Celia's gone so I can no longer support her srynotsry.

Now onto the main bitch herself, PHYLLASS. I have disliked this bitch for a long time now but just have bitten my tongue so that I don't cause Comment Wars 2.0. HOWEVER, now that she has sent home my two faves, I've had it with this bitch! She is nothing but a stupid, annoying, tryhard, Zeke-esque strategebot I have seen in a long time and she simply SUCKS. Like, this bitch doesn't like Whitney Houston for crying out loud, clearly she's messed up in the head. Over the past few episodes, she has completely destroyed the fantastic position she was in because of a fucking idol that she seems to think is some God that must be worshipped. NEWS FLASH, there have been twice as many idols played incorrectly than idols played correctly; they aren't that useful! But no, because of this stupid little idol that she had to keep for herself, she's created an enemy out of Veronica, made her closest ally (Luca) lose trust in her, voted out her own fucking ally, all for somebody who THREW HER UNDER THE BUS THE VERY NEXT EPISODE. God, she is so braindead and I know this is mostly things from last episode, but I don't care. She's about as interesting as a pencil and the fact that she has outlasted Isla and Celia is a C R I M E !

Moving right along to somebody else that is painful to read; VERON- I bet you thought I was gonna say Veronica, didn't you? WRONG. I could probably write a hateful paragraph on every single sentence that comes out of her mouth so there's not much point picking apart the few brain cells that lie in her skull. No, WILL was horrendously painful to read this episode; my God. How he can sit there delivering confessional after confessional about how stupid everyone would be to keep the Somers Trio in the game when HE is keeping the Gombey Four in the game! Like, he literally said that if they do not split these three people up now, they will 100% make up the Final Three. ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING? There will be NINE people left in the game after this episode, NINE! 3/9 is two whole votes away from a majority and considering how many people they've screwed over thanks to their retarded (sorry, but I really can't think of better word) idea to be "free agents", that's never gonna happen. Meanwhile, Will did basically everything in his power to ensure that the Gombey tribe stays as strong as possible heading into the Final 9. I don't know about you, but I think a group of 4/9 is a LOT more dangerous, ESPECIALLY when they've got connections to people like Jacob and Maria. Not to mention how he made things even WORSE by throwing Phyllis under the bus. Not only is that probably going to mean Phyllis is out to get him now, but he solidfied the Gombey Four. The Gombeys were still in complete paranoia surrounding who the flipper was, and there is a good chance they go their separate ways very soon if they stayed that way. But no, Will gave them CLOSURE as to who that flipper was, allowing them to mend fences and get back on the same page. He is damn lucky that Phyllis made this move to save Maria because if it weren't for that, I don't think Veronica would target Phyllis next episode, which is what he will need otherwise he likely goes home next.

FINALLY, omg this is too long, but anyway, WHY. DID. MISTY. AND. WILL. VOTE. FOR. CELIA??? SO STUPID! Do they actually not realise that they are going to need to split up the Gombey group one way or another next episode? Now that Celia is gone, no way are they gonna get Maria, Oswald, and Jacob all on the same side, AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. Not to mention that their whole reasoning was stupid. "Celia and Oswald are tight AND they have an idol, WE NEED TO SPLIT THEM UP!!!!!!!!!" Do they not realise that if Maria wins immunity next episode, which is likely, she and Oswald both be safe? Ugh, dumb, dumb, dumb. DUMB.

Also, there were a few problems with Adrian's calculations that annoyed me:

"If William were to enable the three Somers individuals to the final nine, then utilised them to eliminate a Gombey, all three of them would advance to the final seven."

Firstly, if the three Somers made the final nine, a Gombey would likely have gone home at the Final 10, thus he wouldn't need to use them at the Final 9 to eliminate a second one. Furthermore, even if he did do that, they would only be advancing to the final EIGHT, not the final seven, ruining the rest of his argument. Still love him though <3

NOT PROOFREADING BECAUSE IT'S TOO LONG SORRYBOUTIT

P.S. Fuck Phyllis.