No Dog Ever Peed on a Moving Car

No Dog Ever Peed on a Moving Car is the sixth episode of Survivor: Uruguay.

Challenges
Reward Challenge: Fauxconut Bowling: The castaways would compete in a bowling tournament. Each castaway would be matched against another castaway and given two rolls. The castaway who knocked down the most pins won the round for their tribe and scored one point. The first tribe to score three points won. Reward: Each member of the winning tribe would receive their luxury item.

Immunity Challenge: Survivor Smorgasbord Jeff will spin the roulette-style wheel while one member of each tribe rolls a ball. The ball will land on different ingredients. Jeff will then blend those ingredients to make an Uruguayan Smoothie. Each time a player gulps the entire drink down, they score one point for their tribe. The first tribe to accumulate five points wins immunity.

Soriano
The scene opens on the cold, dark, and rainy 14th night as the six members of Soriano return from Tribal Council following Yvonne's blindside. As they lean their torches against a sturdy tree, nobody says a word although we can see that Gerald is visibly angry over what happened at the vote, and that Kayla is feeling guilty for voting out Yvonne. We then see Michelle and Brianna look at each other and smile.

Michelle (Whispering): Good job. Thanks for saving my ass.

Brianna (Whispering back): Don't mention it. I'm amazed I was able to pull that off, to be honest. At least now we have the numbers.

Michelle (Nodding): For sure.

"soriano"

- Going into tonight's Tribal, I was convinced that I was going home, I can't lie! But somehow, Brianna was able to convince Kayla that Yvonne and Christine were stone-cold manipulators that only thought of her as a vote, and nothing more. Whether that was actually the case with Christine and Yvonne is irrelevant right now as far as I'm concerned. Gerald's clearly furious with Frank, and Kayla's whimpering like a baby. So not only did I survive, but for once, the attention's not going to be on me. So I really couldn't be happier!

We then see the Soriano tribe piling into the shelter to escape the rain and attempt to fall asleep. We once again see the angry expression on Gerald's face before the camera zooms out to show Frank looking directly at him. Frank simply smirks and shakes his head before he lays down near the edge of the shelter. The camera then cuts to Frank's confessional.

"soriano"

- So somehow, we managed to convince Kayla to betray Yvonne and Christine. For me, I couldn't be happier. At the vote prior to this, I wanted to get rid of Yvonne over Susan, but Gerald was just too damn stubborn. Tonight, I wasn't going to let Gerald stop me from splitting up that deadly duo [Christine and Yvonne]. Gerald and Christine are obviously feeling betrayed right now, but the way I see it, Christine and Yvonne didn't give a s*** about tribal lines, so why should I? As far as I'm concerned, I played the game. The game of Survivor is no longer just about loyalty, it's about making moves, and voting blocs are becoming increasingly common. Michelle and Brianna are the solid alliance around here, and Kayla still hates Michelle without a doubt. So if these people want numbers, they're going to be coming to me. Whether these people like it or not, I'm in a good position moving forward. To me, that's all that really matters.

Following Frank's confessional, the camera transitions over to where Kayla and Christine are sitting in the shelter as they quietly talk.

Kayla: I'm so, so sorry, Christine.

Christine: It's okay, sweetie. You did what you felt like you needed to do.

Kayla: Still though, I really like you and Yvonne, and now I feel like such a liar for what I did.

Christine: Do you mind telling me why you voted for Yvonne?

Kayla (Sighs loudly): Tomorrow. I'm just... too tired right now. I'm sorry.

Christine: It's okay. I'll talk to you in the morning.

"soriano"

- So... Tribal Council didn't go the way I planned, to say the least. Not only did Kayla not vote for Michelle after all, but Frank also flipped on our old tribe, for some reason. Somebody likely told Kayla some sort of lie or something to turn her against Yvonne and I because she's feeling really guilty right about now. I don't know what would have been said, but I find it odd that she seemed to regret it so strongly not even an hour after the votes were read. Don't get it twisted though, I'm not mad at Kayla, I'm mad at Frank. Not necessarily because Frank flipped, but because he kept telling us over and over that he was willing to vote Michelle and that Michelle was this gigantic threat... then he aligns with her from out of nowhere! I just don't understand his logic whatsoever. So to me, Frank has shot up to the top of my hit-list because it's clear as day that nobody can trust him!

We are then shown one last shot of the stone-cold look on Frank's face before the camera fades into this season's intro.