Talk:Derek McLeod/@comment-32574574-20170801131736

​Honest Interview with Derek: 

​You'd probably remember me from my season... oh, wait.. you don't, because I only survived ahead of three other blokes. By my outfit, you'd expect me to be a retired Army Sergeant, or a cameo in a Beatles music video, but I'm actually a physiotherapist. It's a little awkward for me to be saying that because I had a very difficult time keeping my cool around a certain bitch I don't want to name. Because of a fight that broke out in Episode 3-4, I was voted off, and see made the finale episode in both of her respective seasons. What makes it more cringeworthy, is that I spent more than half of one argument with her, arguing about who should've won ​Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains'​. ''I CAN GET LOUD TOO! '''​At the first Tribal Council, I pulled a Martin Kaye, and promised someone I'd vote for another person, and decided to fuck them over. Rookie mistake, I might add. Because of this, my short temper, and my inability to recognize my own Autism, I was unsurprisingly voted out a couple days afterwards. My hat describes my soul, darker than an starving African child.