Talk:Time to Get the Forgetable Merge Boot Out/@comment-26485526-20190502022842

If my phone didn't decide to be an asshole and take me to the bottom of the page as soon as I clicked on the episode, I'm sure I would've been shocked by the result. Yes, Samsung spoiled me and I hate them now. xD

In any event, Jake seemed like a character that was going to go super deep in the game based on the edit he got. I'm on the edge of my seat so much right now because the game has blown wide open and I have no idea who's going to go next!

I have fallen in love with Logan this episode, simply for leaking Kristian's entire plan to the minority alliance. Not only was it a great move because it seems as though he managed to keep all his relationships intact, but I just love seeing Kristian get undermined at every turn. Kristian clearly thinks he's a shiny gold loonie, but in reality, he's just cheap chocolate with a gold wrapper.

For those of you that don't know, a loonie is a Canadian $1 coin:



Another reason for posting the loonie in this comment... since loonies are worth $1, it gives me another opportunity to call Kristian a "Dollar Store Russell Hantz."

I almost hate to say it, but I can't exactly hate on Kristian because he is so funny in how much of a trainwreck he is. I'm at the point where I'm begging him to get to FTC because watching Kristian's ego get smashed would be just as delicious as quality chocolate that might be worth paying a couple loonies for.

Cast Rankings:

- Gap -
 * 1) Daniel Hristov
 * 2) Sarah Elkies
 * 3) Logan Raff
 * 4) Elliot Whelan
 * 5) Marie Sherry
 * 6) Kristian Young
 * 7) Noora Deen
 * 8) Iris Barry
 * 9) Tyler Monell
 * 1) Jane Wright
 * 2) Michelle Rolly