User blog:Coolio15/Survivor Worlds Apart Power Rankings/Thoughts?

After seeing the premiere of Survivor: Worlds Apart, I decided to do a power ranking of all the contestants on the show after the first episode. This does contain spoilers so be aware! So without further ado....

18. Joaquin: Words can barely describe how much I hate this guy right now. Not only is he the reason that him and So got put in that sucky position in the first place because he thought being honest was "silly", he is also sooooooooooooooooo fucking boring. Like, I can't believe how monotoned and bland his voice sounds. And his personality is shit so I can say that I won't be enjoying him much this season. Ugh, please leave!

17. Joe: Such a moron. Such a fucking moron. Please, Joe, keep perpetuating the stereotype that all good looking people are dumb because this guy is on the line of retardation. Fighting with Vince about the shelter gets him nowhere but idiotville and I honestly found the whole thing to be so annoying to watch. I don't care how many fan girls he has, Joe sucks!

16. Nina: She's here because she probs had the most minimal edit of the episode. That and from the preview it seems like she goes batshit on her tribe and since she was already the weakest in that first challenge along with the fact that she is freaking the fuck out, I really don't see her lasting.

15. Kelly: Again, she really didn't get much of an edit. She seems smart, but I can't make any assumptions. She's not flipping out though, so there's a plus!

14. Rodney: The whole dead sister tattoo thing made me very uncomfortable and since he seems to show absolutely no emotion besides confidence I have to assume he's a sociopath and that the rest of his tribe is gonna hate him eventually. He is also an enormous douche but the reason he's better than Joaquin is that I can at least remember why he is relevant to the episode.

13. Hali: She's only up this high because I think she has a lot of potential and I just personally like her. But in reality, she was pretty invisble throughout the entire episode, but since she isn't having a psycho attack like Nina, I could easily see her lasting.

12. Dan: For the first half of the premiere, I really liked the guy. And then he just let loose and became this gigantic asshole who is ordering people around like their his slaves or something. What in the actual fuck, Dan?! You're a big-time fan and you explode in the first three days? I only have two words: Dumpster Fire.

11. Lindsey: She was pretty bland and neutral for me. Didn't do anything cray but wasn't all that bad either. I'm on the fence, I need to see more before I create a clear opinion of her.

10. Will: Basically the same as Lindsey. He just didn't stick out as much and I need to see more before I can decide if I like him or not.

9. Tyler: He seems smart and cooler than expected, but I'd like to see more. I didn't see too much personality from Tyler this episode so once again I'll have to wait it out and see if he is good or not.

8. So: Why? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Ugh, I'm so angry that she was the first voted out. And why the fuck did it HAVE to be a girl that went home?! I mean, seriously, she had so much potential and it all got wiped away because of Joke-quin and his Survivor idiocy. Blargh, I wish she had made it farther.

7. Sierra: I gotta say, she surprised me in this episode. I would've thought that she'd be really invisible for the first episode but she actually got some airtime, and strategic airtime at that! Even though she was off about her prediction, I hope that she'll be a lot more gameplay-ey that I originally thought her to be. Go Sierra!

6. Mike: This guy is a total goober honestly. I mean, eating a scorpion? Really? He seems kind of like a dumbo. But he was pretty funny and he seems ready to play the game so I'm happy for that. Although, he might soon be on the outs thanks to Rodney's girl thing going on so I'm a bit worried but I'm still rooting for him.

5. Max: I mean, this guy is what I expected him to be. He's super into the game and he's on top of stuff like startegy and whatnot. I was surprised that he was NOT the person who got the most airtime from White Collar and I'm really happy about that. Production isn't as obsessed with him as they seemed pre-game so maybe he won't be a camerwhore? Fingers crossed!

4. Vince: Oh my God! This guy was hilarious. As a player, he's god awful and emotional and just a shitty player in general, but his personality is so out-there and funny that I couldn't put him any lower than this! The whole jealousy thing with Jenn made me die laughing, I really hope we can see a lot more of that!

3. Jenn: She really surprised me to be honest. She was really nice and smart and outgoing which was awesome and her energy was just infectious and hilarious. I hope she goes far because her and Vince are awesome together and I think they would both bring a lot of comedy if they made it far.

2. Shirin: I loved her, as expected. She is really smart and into the game and she is alligning with the other Survivor fans unlike other super fans who allign with the dud recruits (So). I really like her and I hope that she and her alliance can stay in it for the long haul.

1. Carolyn: I really wanted to hate her after Tribal, but I just couldn't I could not believe how much she impressed me in this premiere alone. I've never seen an older female player like her dig that deep into the game this close to the beginning. She found an idol, made a pact with Shirin, Max, and Tyler, and established a clear majority. I loved that she was the one that got the most airtime instead of Max because I really feel like she deserved it because of her gameplay and personality, not because she taught a class on Survivor or is casting's pre-game favorite. I'm totally team Carolyn right now, Go Carolyn!!!!!!!!<3

So what are your guys' thoughts on the premiere?