This Could Be the Heist of the Millennium!/Rites of Passage

Rites of Passage
(The camera picks up on the four castaways as they make their way to the island and dock at the shore.)

Jacob: Well, let's get this underway!

(They make their way up the island until they arrive at the first torch, belonging to Kelsie.)

Jacob: Oh  my God, Kelsieee! This was ages ago. Her biggest problem was she was too strong. If she didn't go, she was going to control everything.

Phyllis: I was stunned that you guys got rid of her. I thought she'd go all the way.

Veronica: I'm glad she went early, she would have intimidated the hell out of me.

Will: The first of many rivlas I vanquished. She got under my skin too early and paid the price for it.

"stovel"

- Getting first out was embarrassing. But getting first out over Isla? That's just humiliating. I'm way too competitive to settle for this result. I had dreams of going far and dominating and then I lasted three days. Ugh. It never crossed my mind that I'd be the first one gone. I'm not finished with Survivor yet, mark my words.

(They then move on to Gary's torch.)

Phyllis: (laughing) Oh, Gary. He made it clear he wanted nothing to do with me so I had no choice but to turn it on him.

Veronica: He and Luca were the nicest to me so I was really sad to see him go.

"gombey"

- I thought I was doing fine and had the perfect plan and then it was all swept out from under me. I was very annoyed indeed to get second out and have one of the five people in my group follow the plan, but it was a huge lesson in humility for me. I obviously did something wrong and, at the end of the day, I applaud Phyllis and everyone else for outsmarting me.

(Bringing Gary's torch with them, they walk on to the next torch, which is Gwen's.)

Phyllis: I'm really not surprised she was the first one out. She seemed the only one weak at challenges.

Veronica: I was sad to see her go. I thought she and I would have gotten along well.

Will: She would have driven me mental.

"somers"

- My Survivor experience was one of the worst of my life. I got bullied by Celia just for being different, and what's worse is everyone, even my so-called friends, enabled it! This show taught me the message that bullies win and I've never been more disappointed and disgusted in my life. I want nothing to do with this show if that's what people are going to be like. You'd expect human beings to at least have some decency!

(The four of them move on to Bailey's torch.)

Jacob: Awww, my little Pancake Butt! He's so goofy and adorable, we bonded so much in the eleven days we were together. Maybe a little too much 'cause it got him booted.

Veronica: I think he's another person I would have liked so I'm disappointed that he didn't make the swap.

Will: He was annoying and he tried to conspire against me, so obviously, he had to go.

"stovel"

- My biggest enemy coming out here was gonna be my confidence. I was hoping the show would help me fix that but it ended up costing me the game because I got so scared at everything I couldn't even make the moves to save myself. I had a really fun time out here, though! I got to meet Jacob and Misty and see places I never would have imagined. This was a huge wake-up call for me to deal with my confidence issues. I'd love to do the show over again, hopefully when I'm a little less anxious!

(The four then move onto the next torch: Ryan's.)

Jacob: He was so hot! I wish I got to be on a tribe with him.

Will: Be glad you weren't. He was an ass who tried to take control of everything and come after me. He learned the hard way that anyone who even dares gets destroyed. One of my favourite moments was seeing the look of shock on his face.

Veronica: I felt bad for betraying him, but in the end he was just too shady.

"stovel"

- Aaaaaah! I was having such a good game and then I got swapped. I thought I had the numbers for sure and then boom, blindside! I came out here with a solid plan and had my game all mapped out. To not get to implement any of that, especially being such a huge fan of the show, really sucked. I had an awesome time anyway and got to meet some pretty cool people. I'm not done with this game though. No way am I settling for being screwed at the swap and finishing fourteenth. These guys better keep my number and you'd better remember the name Ryan Huang, because I'm gonna come back a second time, and when I do, I'm gonna win!

(The next torch they arrive at belongs to Xavier.)

Will: I have genuinely forgotten who this is.

Veronica: Xavier was nice enough, but he was always knd of just there. I never really got a read off him.

"stovel"

- To experience Survivor is something I'm incredibly thankful for. It was brief, but I savoured every moment of my time on the island and found peace and serenity, connecting with my faith, in what was a crazy game. I'm glad I applied and I'll have fond memories.

(The camera picks up again as the group arrive at Isla's torch.)

Jacob: Queeeen Isla Barret! She was amazing, so funny and just great to talk to. She fir perfectly for the Beauty Tribe.

Will: (rolls eyes) I've never met someone so conceited and self-absorbed. I'll be glad to never deal with her again. She was infuriating.

Phyllis: She was quite a character. I think the only interaction we ever had was her calling me an "ugly dinosaur". (laughs) It would have been interesting to see what she did if she survived that vote.

Veronica: My biggest regret is betraying Isla's trust not once but twice and losing her as a friend. We connected so quickly and if I could do it all over again, I would never have thrown her under the bus like that.

"vireo"

- Ugh, I was so rigged out of the game by stupid people. This season was a million times better because of me and, like, this is gonna get so much publicity for my Instagram and Fashion Blog. By the way, follow me! @QueenIslaFashion! Do it. I literally met some of the, like, most amazing people ever. OMG. Jacob is a king and Adrian and Ryan are so hot. I was, like, literally dominating the game with no effort at all so they were right to get rid of me. I still hate Will and Veronica, though, like, ugh. Why did I have to lose to such ugly people? That's embarrassing. At least I beat Kelsie, though, because I hate her, and not having to do a pre-Jury trip with her was literally the best thing ever!