User blog comment:Tanglefrost/Bermuda Question Time- Final Three/@comment-26485526-20180317141051

Veronica, we heard a lot about you telling Phyllis to kill herself, but have you apologized to Adrian for doing the same to him in a confessional earlier in the game? Also, I’m pretty sure you’re aware of what the public perception of you is, so with that in mind, what have you learned about yourself and about life in general from this experience?

Phyllis, how many sociological theories did you completely ignore during the game in favour of your BS hypotheticals? Also, on a different note, how is your husband doing?

Will, first off I know this may sound weird but, congratulations on your well deserved win. You were certainly one of my favourite castaways all season, and I’m happy you pulled it out in the end. As for my questions, I do have a few.

1) You seemed to be very cold and calculating the whole game, so I’m wondering, do you have a sense of humour?

2) I know your focus during the game was simply winning, but did you take the time to make friends at Ponderosa and do you keep in touch with anyone from the game? If so, who are you closest to?

3) Now that you’ve won the money, do you plan on leaving your job as a topless waiter and sexualizing your body for the pure benefit of matriarchy (I hope you see what I did there)? If so, do you plan on using your obvious intelligence to pursue other passions in life?