Board Thread:Season Rankings/@comment-24584422-20181005034947/@comment-24659809-20190123233846

Cut - Mary Sartain

296. Mary Sartain - Season 16 - Micronesia

Who?

I feel like this is a good place for Mary to be cut. Yes, she was entertaining because of the edit, but not entertaining because of anything she specifically did herself. If anything, Mary's whole edit and the joke surrounding her name references the fact that she's kind of uninteresting? Like, she didn't do anything of note within her first six days in Micro except for being the target of a DELICIOUS blindside devised by icon Kathy Sleckman herself. Now, granted, the edit that followed her boot is FANTASTIC and is one of the best running jokes in Survivor ever. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, do yourself a favor and watch Micronesia, then look up Mario Lanza's the Funny 115 article about Mary if you didn't already catch the joke yourself. It's amazing.) Regardless though, I feel like, with my incredibly biased and arbitrary way of ranking these people, that Mary nor her legacy are more interesting than the others in this rankdown, and therefore, she deserves to go. Sorry...uh..what was her name again?

Save - Jane Bright