Samantha Jordan

 is a contestant from Survivor: Temotu.

Profile

 * Name(Age): Samantha (30)
 * Tribe Designation: Science
 * Current Residence: Las Vegas, Nevada
 * Personal Claim Of Fame: Constantly lowering my parents' expectations lower and lower despite actually being a successful chemist. First it was the afro, then the tattoo, then it was opening up a chemistry in Vegas - who knew a thirty year old would still have helicopter parents. For a serious answer though, the fact that I've lost sixty pounds since I first started trying to lose weight. I'm still by no means at a standard weight, but I'm getting there.
 * Hobbies: Well considering I live in Vegas I'm sure it's no surprise that I love poker, as well as cooking and watching Big Brother.
 * Pet Peeves: People who don't work for their own success and just take things for granted, as well as having to explain to all the weird people that come in with fake prescriptions that I'm not going to give them drugs for them to use recreationally. I'm not that sort of chemist.
 * 3 Words To Describe You: Jolly, observant, comedic.
 * If you could have 3 things on an island what would they be and why?: A hairdryer because you are not about to see how nappy and gross this 'fro gets when it's wet, a caravan so I don't have to sleep in a crude little shelter, and finally my pet cactus Jeffrey. Come on, that can't be the absolute saddest thing you've ever heard, there has to be worse. I work almost every day and live alone in Vegas, I don't have time for real pets...
 * Survivor Contestant you are Most Like: I'm most like Natalie Anderson because she's a barrel full of fun, but is also strategic and cunning when she needs to be.
 * Reason for being on Survivor: Because clearly I could lose the weight loss... nah but in all seriousness I love Survivor and if I can somehow win this thing, oh my gosh will my life be changed.
 * Why do you think will be Sole Survivor: I am the least threatening person you could ever come across. I'm a self deprecating couch potato who is so far out of my element but can still make you love me enough to just keep me along for the giggles I'll provide.