Talk:The Biggest Twist is No Twist/Part 2/@comment-27391152-20190105135208

Reread this episode to begin my journey to read this fanon and it was just as good as I remembered <3. I think I left my general thoughts in Part 1 but here's my current cast ranking (which I will update throughout the season).


 * 1) Lauren (Dottie and Katherine are quaking at Lauren stealing the #1 Granny slot. I just LOVE her; so shady, so funny, and she has great taste in allies, too. Lauren to go far! <3)
 * 2) Alexa (For the token blonde, Alexa is suprisingly very entertaining so far. "I have a gut feeling that she thinks we're friends because I comforted her when, in actuality, I just wanted her to shut up and weave her fronds," is a top 1 quote from the premiere. She has also has this cute awkwardness that I cannot help but love. Her embarassment after Lauren outed her was hilar, as was her paranoia about Jerome secretly not wanting to work with her.)
 * 3) Troy (SO. FUCKING. RIGHTEOUS! Going on a crusade against my two least faves over the course of a single episode?? Yes please!)
 * 4) Rebecca (Pretty normal but not in a boring way. I love her interactions with Jordan.)
 * 5) Adam (what a hilarious rando. His mini-rant about Katherine <3. Shouting "That is bulls**t and you know it, Katherine," in the middle of Tribal Council despite not being the one she was campaigning against <3. Not denying that Troy is his boyfriend <3. IS HE THE SECRET THIRD GAY???? :O)
 * 6) Luis (I hope he continues to randomly throw Spanish words into his lexicon. He's also the hottest guy imo so bonus points for that, as well as aligning with a 60 year old woman <3.)
 * 7) Jerome (I dunno, I just like his ~vibe~. His flirtmance with Alexa is super cute, too.)
 * 8) Terri (I like her but we just have different senses of humour. Righteous anti-Vincent force, though <3.)
 * 9) Kent (Being gay is not a personality trait.)
 * 10) Chad (Vincent enabler but otherwise inoffensive)
 * 11) Erica (Usually I love OTTN delusional people but the desperation to be liked and constant "oMG eVeryONE mUsT HaVE An aLLiaNcE aGainSt ME ALreaDy!" type comments are TOO. FUCKING. MUCH. -- Laganja -- me)
 * 12) Jordan (She just seems a bit pathetic and desperate for me. I love a good all-women alliance but the fact that she got mad when people said no is just ridiculous.)
 * 13) Vincent (Yay for the mini-redemption arc, boo for his tryhard confessionals and dour attitude.)
 * 14) Dottie (Only slightly better than Katherine. Deducted further points for ruining the Harrison blindside.)
 * 15) Katherine (The racist undertones were not a good look. Glad she went home.)
 * 16) Harrison (Annoying, one-note & condescending. Bye!)

Yikes at how many people I dislike. Congrats on only having two people in my yellow tier though <3.