Talk:Emil De Bruyne/@comment-27391152-20170920032315

God, I almost spat out my drink when this guy claimed he was likeable at the end there. I have to ask Emil, how exactly do you plan on getting people to like you? Because using the word Jersey in every sentence and gloating about your future NHL career every other isn't exactly a golden ticket into people's hearts.

Emil reminds me of a reincarnation of Billy from last season, it's just that you took away every time Billy mentioned how attractive he was with the word "Jersey". I can already tell he's going to be so freaking annoying that it'll be a miracle if I haven't gauged my eyes out after the first episode. He's got zero chance of winning the game and about a 1% chance of making it to the merge. I don't care if he's the first one out or has an early downfall, but Emil better go pre-merge or else I don't know if I'll be able to keep my sanity.

Prediction: PLEASE BE PRE-MERGE