User blog comment:Atrain73/Atrain's Return (Fo Real)/Character Submission/@comment-9949103-20150331225204

Name (Age): Emma Mahon (31)

Tribe Designation: Team Who do you f**king think? (Justin)

Current Residence: Clinton, Missouri

Occupation: High School Counselor

Personal Claim to Fame: Having three beautiful children and raising them to think for themselves and be independent. Sorry codlers, but all your doing is turning your kid into an addict.

Inspiration in Life: This would mean that I would want to BE like somebody, and I certainly do not. I do have role models in my life like my parents, husband, and even my crazy, idiotic brother who help guide my life and support me throughout my troubles. (Sometimes!)

Hobbies: Jogging, Reading, Singing, and Dancing. (None of that goddamn twerking though, ew!)

Pet Peeves: Childish adults, kids who think they're the center of attention ALL the motherf**king time, Westboro religious types, and people who overuse the word "hashtag". Please, save it for the internet.

3 Words to Describe You: Cunning, Blunt, Athletic.

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Think Corinne Kaplan combined with Dawn Meehan the second time around. I'll gladly play that mother-hen role if I HAVE to, and I'll use it to help me advance and backstab as many people as I see fit.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: Unlike most of these generics who say the million, I'm out here to make things harder. I have no problem putting my game at risk in order to spoil and ruin the strategies of others. It's actually a lot of fun to me, and I'll be working it to no end out here on Survivor. Just make sure my mother isn't watching, alright?