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Name: Eustace "Skimmer" Skinner

Age: 40

Current Residence: Memphis, TN

Occupation: Public Pool Attendant

Personal Claim to Fame: Fame? Ha! Who needs it? Get a real job!

Inspiration in Life: Well i sure as hell ain't thanking anyone for the life i've had so far, So let me see... I guess myself for actually getting off my ass every morning, skimming the crap out of the local pool like broken glass, dirty diapers, soiled band aids, used condoms and such and then being nice to people when they walk past you after watching you busting your rump for the last hour an a half cleaning up their cesspit of a water hole and throw their trash into the pool that you just cleaned.

Hobbies: Drinking, Smoking, Drinking, Reading the newspaper to see what crap the goverment has done next and feeding my pet Hamster Conrad.

Pet Peeves: People who ask me what my pet peeves are... No seriously, People do alot that grind my gears and i sure as hell have'nt got time to write them all out.

3 Words to Describe You: Honest, Witty and a Liar.

Survivor Contestant you are most like: You mean which of these sorry losers before me who had to endure 39 days of hell do i most want to be like even though i'm probably nothing like them? I guess that guy with the beard who yells at stuff, Ya know? Hell, The one with the colorful shirt, I don't remember his name and i guess that Rudy guy from the first season who was friends with that other guy that got in trouble for tax evasion or something

Reason for Competing: Because i love to meet new people... Ha! No, Cuz i'm a fat guy who needs to lose wait and i can't afford to pay my taxes so a million bucks for sitting on a beach for 39 days sure beats the hell out of wellfare.

Why will your contestant win?: If Skimmer should ever be so lucky as to grace the game with his presence for more than the first 3 days. XD Then i'm sure people will get to know him and understand his humor. He's the type of guy you either love or hate and you can be assured he probably hates you too. I think he has potential, But i'm not going to say he will make it all the way. But atleast it will be a fun ride while it lasts.

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