Talk:Carlos Shannon/@comment-32574574-20170730185655

​Honest Interview with Carlos: 

​Considering I don't even look like a gangster, you'd be surprised at how many retards I can rally up to get some of that sweet-ass money. I'm Carlos Shannon, and I surprised everybody ​on the Fanon Wiki, by not being the first boot on both of my respective seasons. Because of me being too big of a threat, or maybe it was because I'm an egotistical little prick, the tribes I was on voted me off a little early in the game. I picked on a weaker, but more mature kid for being a crybaby, but yet when I was voted off, I contradicted myself by doing the same thing. Scaredy-cats really anger me, and I never tolerate other people being pussies, but it seems that my own selfish attitude makes people wonder about both my mental state, and my self-esteem. I try to play it off that I'm a badass who doesn't give two shits about anyone else, but in reality, I'm a soft-spoken little kitten who's father used to beat him as a child. If anyone feels sorry for me, it's my gang of mostly 40-year old men with no recollection of their age or family. I returned for a second season because they were looking for some legends, and I technically qualified due to my exit. To nobody's surprise, I was put on the Villains for my horrendous gameplay, and my sour attitude. Nobody gave two shits about me except for another bitch who had the same reaction to her vote off as I did. Once she was voted off, I grew hatrid for my tribe and planned to reak havoc on it. Ironically enough, the person I was targeting did the exact same thing on his season. For what I did, and my inability to form any social connections with anybody with less that 3 sets of chromosomes, I was voted out before the merge again. If Jeff Probst doesn't bring me onto a third season, I will murder my hamster. Thank you. :)