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Cut - Jim Rice

624. Jim Rice - S23 - South Pacific

Bleugh. Awful.

This slimy, arrogant little bitch is probably the most terrible example of one of my least favorite Survivor archetypes: the forced CPN "mastermind". I mean, I don't even know what to say because like most of my other write-ups thus far, Jim hate seems self-evident? He's an awful, sleazy straight white man who gets way too much credit by the show for "controlling the game" when that is CLEARLY not the case at all. Also, his awful plan to take out Elyse was the most egregious example of the "(insert alpha male here) is a threat... let's take out a tangentially related female to 'weaken' him!!!!", one of my LEAST favorite strategies because of the blatant sexism behind it. Anyone who tries that shit INSTANTLY drops to my bottom 50 because gag. Thankfully it seems that he's faded into obscurity and will likely never return so GOD BLESS.

Anyways, this is a shitty write-up but it's 1:12 AM and I'm dead tired so if you're mad deal with it. Jim Rice, go suck your own dick and stay off my screen. Thanks.

Save - Russell Hantz (20)

Can't believe I'm the SECOND person to save a Russell incarnation, yikes. But, at least out of the two choices, he was treated as the fool that he was, whereas the show took Jim Rice painfully seriously. Therefore, he survives. -sigh-