Talk:Zachary Friesen/@comment-32574574-20170731190650

​Honest Interview with Zachary: 

​If you haven't heard of me, you're about to get an earful. I claim to always "tell it like it is", which for the most part is true. However, I have no social skills, no strategic mindset, and the only reason I didn't get voted off 9-1, was because 1) I was actually quite decent in challenges, and 2) Because the Queen Mother was up on the block right next to me. Honestly, I feel 19th place is appropriate, because for a fellow bloke's first season, having a bastard like me placing 3rd, would not make the season appealing. I hate relatively all of my tribemates, and I refuse to speak to them. I got beat by a dyke with a disability, a decomposing Ciera Eastin, and an Anime Character with Tourettes. My chances of winning were as dead as Madeline McCann. I claim to be straight and to the point, but the first part of that sentence is contradictory since I obsess about my dead grandpa. I want to die. My suicidal thoughts and insecurities are as high as that Jake Paul cunt when he wrote "It's Everyday Bro". I never want to be on TV again, fuck off.