Thread:MightyUke416/@comment-32574574-20170911211614

Rate these jokes (out of 5) about Annie & Mikey and I'll consider using them in Episode 3.

"What's the deal, banana squeal?"

"I don't get worry and stress, I cause worry and stress."

"Another film, another dollar"

"This isn't the first time you chowed down a black footlong"

"He's had more Vietnam flashbacks than Jared Fogle has kids in his basement"

"Jared Fogle has kids, WITH other kids" - idk, lol

"If she had any more sticks up her ass, it would qualify as a gangbang"

"Beauty is in the eye of the camera holder"

"Perhaps when she goes home, she'll be able to make a new film with Hershey Trudel and that Emo Mr. Potato Head looking bastard."

"My favorite comedian is a mix between Don Rickles and Hillary Clinton"

"If I had a dollar for every wrinkle I have on my body, I wouldn't be living in Ohio, that's for sure"

"This challenge is more critical than a colonoscopy. Because at least only one person's up your ass about your own problems"

"CNN and FOX News are as fake as my sex life." - guess who says ​that

​"​I never saw her stomach such grub since Lesbian Vampire Diaries 8: Revenge of the Milfs"

You're welcome. :P 