User blog:LoverOfAllTheTurtles/Beatrice

Welcome to... Beatrice: GRANNY BEA IN THE HOUSE! Um, Beatrice what are you doing? Beatrice: JUST DROPPING THE HOTTEST MIXTAPE OF 2016 Um ok, but can you do that another time I was just about to... Beatrice: CAN YOU TAKE A CHILL PILL ANOTHER TIME? OH Beatrice: I'm here to announce my mixtape, entitled Gansta Granny Back Again! If my producer was telling me correctly, it should brain wash you to vote for me... Um Beatrice, that is against the rules Beatrice: DOES IT LOOK LIKE GANSTA GRANNY B CARES? Um Beatrice... Beatrice: Granny B Ok... Granny B, the door is that way Beatrice: BUY TODAY! Announcer: Granny B's Gansta Granny Back Again contains 12 of her greatest hits. Buy today! But wait, there's more! Buy now and get Gansta Granny B's holiday album; Tears Around The Christmas Tree! 1. Rice and Beans

2. Honey I have the idol

3. Lonely Exile Blues

4. Play It Again Jeff

5. Why Me, Oh Why Me

6. I can't vote for myself to win so...

7. Gansta Granny Back Again

8. Second Chance

9. All Of The Idols

10. Heartless Bea

11. I'll Be Voting You

12. Beatrice's Paradise

Now on sale for only $11.99 plus shipping and handling

Note, some of Granny Bea's song continues words inappropriate for children such as... Crap, Sucks, Idiot, Dumb, and Newb

And buy Granny Bea concert tickets going on sale January 16