Talk:Yolanda Marquis/@comment-32574574-20170730191146

​Honest Interview with Yolanda: 

​In case anybody is wondering, No! I am not NaOnka's sassy but non-attractive sibling, I'm just as ugly as she is, if not more. Being the first contestant to participate in 3 seasons on the fanon site was absolutely breathtaking, somebody wrote that part for me. Since I didn't win any of my seasons, and I was voted off very early in 2 of them, I have no business being considered as a favorite in any means. I was rude to everybody on my tribe, but I was delusional enough to believe that everybody in the game liked me, and I'd win. I got fired after my first time playing the game because of my harsh language, and for my complete disrespect for anybody over the age of 25. Oddly enough, I wasn't arrested for arson due to nearly burning down the entire Tribal Council set after being voted out, which could've handed me the death penalty in Qatar if anybody died. I have total disrespect for anybody who talks to me without referring to me as "Your Heinous", well I was definitely heinous. A bunch of twats in my season would call me out on my antics and promptly eliminate me on the spot. Speaking of twats, let's get back onto the subject of me. I hate people, I'm a sociopath disguised to be self-appreciative, I have no chance of winning this game unless I'm with 19 other people diagnosed with narcissistic-personality disorder, and any chances of me finding a job ever again are slim to none.

This has been an honest interview with Yolanda Marquis.