Talk:Emil De Bruyne/@comment-32574574-20170923151536

​​(​points to Emil) Look guys! It's Billy Runnels' little brother with longer hair and a bigger ego!

Honest Profile:

​(​to the tune of Row, Row, Row your Boat) Newark, New Jersey! Home of all the jocks! Happily, competing on Survivor, being a total cock!

I'm the copycat of LeafyIsHere, but instead of saying "literally", I say "Jersey" every fucking sentence. I'm also like Jake Paul, but instead of having "Ohio pride" I have "Jersey pride", and considering I have an even more obese Peter Griffin lookalike as my governor, it's safe to say I'll take whatever accomplishments our state can get. People are going to hate me because of my ego, my selfishness, my arrogance, my social ineptness, and my lack of any awareness of other people aside from myself. (​doorbell rings)

What's that? Is it spray-tanned plastic surgery enhanced oompa-loompa looking attention-seeking Jersey bitches? Hell yeah! Now it's a party! Let's watch a 6-hour marathon of Jersey Shore whilst all the guys have their daily breakfast of Steroid Sandwhiches and an abnormal amount of hair gel. I'll catch you on the flip side, and when I say flip side, it'll be when you flip me off for the next stupid thing I say.

​Pineapple's Words: 

​Uke, you just made a character that literally is all of the jocks at my High School rolled up into one failed abortion.

I don't hate Emil believe it or not, but I do pity him. I have a feeling he does have some type of mental disability, and that has to do with 2 things. 1) his inability to empathize with others. I believe if he ends up hearing any of his tribemate's stories, be probably won't be able to show any emotion because of his infatuation with himself. 2) Him comparing himself to Malcolm.

​Prediction: ​He's either going out pre-merge, or he's going to be a mid-jury member because he's going to be a pivotal role in the season and probably be the villain.