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Cut- Clarence Black (3)

302. Clarence Black- Season 3- Africa

Clarence had quite the journey. He started on the inferior Boran tribe, and was quickly ostracised by the white men aligning. Sorry if that makes you uncomfortable, but it's the truth. This was further exacerbated when evil ogress Diane threw him under the bus for opening a can of cherries for her sick ass to eat. That led to Clarence's most iconic mome when he told Diane she was actually "nothing like his mother," except he didn't it was a voting confessional oop. Oh well. Anyway, Tom kept voting against him because racism (don't even try to deny it) but put it under the bs guise of "punishing him for his crime," like what? Seriously? Clarence had other fun storylines like wanting desperately to eat the chicken but Mama Kim saying they needed them for egg laying, then they laid an egg, sparing them from hungry Clarence. He also built a friendship with T-Bird, a non racist white Southerner (take notes Tom). This led to a showdown at the merge immunity between them where Clarence agreed to step down for T-Bird, and she agreed not to vote for him. This led her voting for Lex, sending him on his paranoid witchhunt of which Kelly G was the victim. So, contributing to an iconic storyline- yes. Contributing to Kelly G's downfall- no thank you. So that sums up Clarence really, on the verge of iconic, yet somehow managing not quite to get there.

Save- Libby Vincek