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Name (Age): Sylvain Dinwiddie (27)

Occupation: Elevator Inspector

Current Residence: Detroit, Michigan

Reason for Going on Survivor: I am part of an Improv Comedy group and I also do Stand-Up Comedy on the side. I want to show the world how good I really am at just making s*** up on the spot. I also want to win a million bucks!

What is You Main Strategy on Survivor?: As I said before, I do Improv Comedy as well as Stand-Up. Whenever I need to, I will just make some s*** up to get myself further. Who knows, maybe I will make stuff up to just see people running around like chickens with their heads cut off for my own enjoyment. Besides, the stupid people I will be playing the game with won’t know the difference between what’s true and what’s not anyway, that’s how good I am! Not only that, but having the ability to make people laugh anytime, and anywhere will come in handy for building relationships with people and getting them on my side.

Who is Your Favorite Past Survivor Player and Why?: Jonny Fairplay; he played the game in Pearl Islands just the way I would like to play it; he was also funny as hell. The only difference between me and Fairplay is that I’m good in challenges, and most importantly, I’m going to win this game!

Who is Your Least Favorite Past Survivor Player and Why?: Russell Hantz; you can’t win this game by being an ass****! Sure he made people run around like chickens with their heads cut off and when he was done with people he just threw them in the trash as I will do; but to win, you need to be smart about it and build relationships with people! Worst of all, he has the gall to bitch and complain every time he loses about how there’s a “flaw in the game”. Grow up dude!

What Makes You Unique?: Nobody can tell when I’m lying and when I’m not! My Improv skills are that good! I also have a pretty unique career being an Elevator Inspector… or do I?

Are You a Brain, Beauty, or Brawn?: All 3! You can’t just be one of them and expect to win this game; I am the total package!