Thread:Coolio15/@comment-24899664-20140726155318/@comment-24248949-20141215010705

Coolio15 wrote: PNG Rankings!

18. Andres- Okay seriously, how am I supposed to like an idiotic old man who burps and farts all over the place and feeds his animals their own shit? Ugh, he needs to be throat-punched or shot or something. I HATE him.

17. Don- The most generic guy in this cast. I can barely remeber that he even existed when he was ON the season. And now after it's done, don't even get me started. :P

16. Jeremy- Again, another person who did absolutely NOTHING! Plus his bio made him look like a complete moron, so I'm guessing that's why he couldn't play the game very well :P

15. Kami- She seemed nice and all, but what in the actual FUCK is she doing in first place?! I can't believe that such a non-entity to a season could actually make it all the way. That be like Purple fucking Kelly winning Nicaragua! Ugh, I just can't believe that she won :P

14. Anna- Nothing against her, just didn't make it far enough for me to really grow a liking towards her. That's about it.

13. Carter- Like Anna, I don't hate him, it's just that he didn't really do much. He was just another one of Troy's victims.

12. Claudia- Seemed like a nice lady, but her winning would have been the equivilant of Kami. She just wasn't in the spotlight a whole lot and it made her seem very dull and boring. Her blindside was one of the best moments of the season though :)

11. Ganoa- I just don't remember if he did anything. Did he? Or was he just stupid? I'm gonna go with the latter.

10. Ebel- Kay, so he was annoying and hypocritical. But I wish the first boot would have been Daon instead because at least this guy brought entertainment. All in all, I'm glad he went early cuz he was douchey, but I'm annoyed that irrelevants got to make it farther :P

9. Whitney- I loved how spicy she was and was super upset wehn she got voted out. Again, the only reason she isn't higher is because she didn't make it as far as others.

8. Frank- Nice guy and I loved that he was from my home state. But besides that, there was literally nothing else. He kind of just coasted throughout the rest of the game and somehow ended up in the final three. I wish that he had won over Kami though if a floater had to win :P

7. Sandy- She was really cool, but in the end, not much of a standout. I liked her and all, but like Frank she didn't really do much when it came down to everything. She was still a fun character nonetheless.

6. Troy- He was crazy and awesome! Although he was an idiot in the fact that he kept flipping on so many of his alliances, it definitely helped bring lots of entertainment and I loved it! I could easily see him being brought back.

5. Kara- One of the best pre-merge characters EVER! She gave new meaning to the words "The dead can still talk" with her move to give Hannah her idol. It was flawless and I think that she needs to be brought back for second chances!<3

4. Martain- Probably the best villain we've seen since Susan in MI. He was awesome and also was a fun character to root against. I'm SO glad he's back for AS and I hope he continues to stir up trouble because he is currently my fave male villain EVAH!<3

3. Hannah- Although I didn't like her as much in the end, she was still one of the best and most interesting players to play this season. I thought she did have a Nat B style of gameplay in which she kind of comes out of the shadows in order to make a big move. She was great, despite her bitchiness at the end. :P

2. Yi-Tua- What a queen!<3 I LOVE her and I can say that she was ROBBED in the end! She was easily the funniest person this season with the best one-liners and I just couldn't stop liking her :D She needs to be brought back!

1. Adelaide- Maybe one of the best fanon female players ever. I mean, how can you not like someone who causes three crazy Tribal Councils in a row? It's just basic logic. She deserves that AS spot for sure and I'm hoping she can make me proud once again because I loved reading her and watching her turn into such a startegic mastermind underdog queen goddess<3! Adelaide FTW in All-Stars! With this, I pretty much agree! :) I'd like to add for Hannah, though, that she had a rather Angie/Austin-esque transformation: Decent to Bitchy, or in the case of Austin, Decent to Douche. xD