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This is a joke submission. :P

​Name (Age): ​John Doe (29)

​Tribe Designation: ​Narnia

Current Residence: ​I'm a serial killer, so I live in different areas.

​Personal Claim to Fame: ​Look above. ​

​Inspiration in Life: ​Jared Fogle because he helps kids.

​Hobbies: ​Making shitty Survivor applications.

​Pet Peeves: ​People who repeat themselves. I never repeat myself, okay? I never repeat myself. -__-

​Three words to Describe You: ​To, Be, Decided.

​​SURVIVOR contestant you are most like: ​Hershey Trudel, because we both have tits bigger than our future.

​Reason for Being on SURVIVOR​: Dinner.​

​Why you think you'll "survive" SURVIVOR: ​I stepped on a lego before and I didn't even scream. Fight me.

​Why you think you'll be the SOLE SURVIVOR: ​My luxury item is bleach. Simple as this, pour bleach into the water supply, when nobody's looking. If that doesn't work, take the machete and kill everyone. Jeff does say the last one remaining wins, doesn't he?