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 is a contestant from Survivor: Vietnam - Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers.

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Name (Age): Rune Smith (21) Tribe Designation: Current Residence: Rutland, Vermont Occupation: Exotic Dancer Claim to Fame: “This is probably a weird one, but keeping the fact that I’m a stripper a secret for so long. After I finished high school, I was in an apartment alone and had lots of trouble trying to pay off my rent. So I decided to be a stripper. At first it was kinda awkward to me, being almost naked, dancing on stage for a bunch of men. But after a few months I got used to it. I actually kept this a secret for 3 years, I only told them about it 3 months ago. At first when I told them I was a stripped which caused them to yell at me a bit. The harder part was me explaining I was working at a gay strip club, which caused my mother to faint.” Inspiration in Life: “My tiger parents. Growing up, they tried to help steer me towards my dream of becoming a lawyer. They helped me learn some lingo, took me to some real lawyers to find out what it’s like and even let me practice some fake cases. This is why it came as a shock to them that I am a stripper. They were pretty angry at first, now they are pretty okay with what I do.” Hobbies: “I work out a lot, have to keep this body fit for the pole work and sometimes going to some parties. When I’m at home, I just binge watch Netflix and Hulu.” Pet Peeves: “Douchebags and C*nts. I personally hate rude people in general, I can easily pop off if someone says one thing to me, I’ve been in countless fights with rude people over that fact they said something to me. But a smaller one is getting asked if I have daddy issues, that’s a huge thing I get when people find out about my job.” 3 Words to Describe You: Athletic, Ambitious, and Laid-Back. Oh sh*t, that’s 4 I think. If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why: “Well I would bring some weights to work out while on the beach, I have to stay physically fit. Some actual good food, I’m really gonna get sick of rice cooked in some nasty water. And finally some of my books to keep me occupied while I’m waiting to win Survivor.” Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: “Well, I still want to go to college to become a lawyer, which is still my dream. Stripping is finally getting me enough money to put it into those savings. Winning the million dollars will really help me get to my goal for paying off college.” How Do You Fit Into Your Tribe's Title?: “Everyday at work, I have to really hustle to make that money. I have to deal with rude clients and coworkers who are competing against me to make money. And in my situation, it’s only you helping yourself, no one else around you will help with any of your problems. I’ve had to deal with a lot of bullsh*t just to earn the amount of money I do now.” Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: “Obviously I am physically fit and I can easily win challenges, especially endurance ones. Socially, I’ll be an absolute boss, bonding with my whole tribe and creating some alliances with them. I may lack some of the strategic part because I’m not the smartest person in the world but why does that matter because with my physical and social game, I’m guaranteed a win.”

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 is a contestant from Survivor: Vietnam - Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers.

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Name (Age): Della Broxton (26)

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Current Residence: Sedona, Arizona

Occupation: MMA Fighter

Claim to Fame: “Well having one of the world championships. I had it for over 3 months until I got my *ss beat by a very good fighter. Though I lost it in a humiliating way, I am happy that was actually able to hold it.”

Inspiration in Life: “That would be my stunning girlfriend. After winning one of my fights, I got my nose really f*cked up. While in the hospital, I met this foxy nurse who helped me with my nose bleed. Being the player that I am, I flirted with her as she watched blood gush out of my nose. But unlike most girls, my cheesy pick up lines worked on her and she ended up falling for me. She asked me on a date, skip 3 years later, we’re still together.”

Hobbies: “I personally love a good workout. Usually I go with either my girlfriend or best friends. I also surprisingly love to cook. Sometimes when my girlfriend has a stressful night, I cook her a nice dinner and sometimes giving her a massage”

Pet Peeves: “I hate being treated like a dainty flower 'cause I’m a woman. Some girls like that kinda stuff, I have never been a fan of it. Now don’t automatically believe that I’m a feminist, 'cause I don’t wan a be associated with that bullsh*t.”

3 Words to Describe You: Strong, Tough, and Authentic

If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why: “Not to sound stereotypical, but I would bring a picture of my girlfriend and one of my family 'cause I’m gonna be violently lonely without her by my side. I’d also bring some fresh vegetables to eat 'cause I’m gonna get f*cking sick of that rice quickly.”

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: “I’ve been watching Survivor for a bit because of my girlfriend. She’s always been too scared to sign-up, despite being a superfan. So being the brave person that I am, I signed up and now playing for her.”

How do you fit into your tribe's title?: “Well in my occupation, my coworkers are people I literally have to beat up. I’m always in a competition with them and it’s not one where people are good sports. I’ve fought to get titles and just to get some respect on my name.”

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: “I can easily be the sole survivor 'cause I am strong enough to do it. I’m am in great physical shape, which will get me a lot of competition wins in my belt. And to add to that, I am a hard worker so my tribe wouldn’t want to vote out someone as good as me.”