Talk:Winners Never Lose and Losers Never Win/Part 2/@comment-27391152-20170216110623

Hello everyone, today I will be interviewing Simon's alliance. I've heard there all a bunch of really smart players so let's try to dig into their strategy.

Tozza: Okay first up, we've got Ricky. I must ask, why did you want to flip to Abidjan so bad?

Ricky: Korhogo was hell. Winona is an awful person who doesn't care about anyone but herself and expects everyone else to go along with she wants to do, even though it benefits only her.

Tozza: Um, okay then. That kind of reminds me of somebody but I just can't put my finger on it... (*cough*getting rid of Riley just because he is a "snake"*cough*) Anything else you'd like to add?

Ricky: She literally has no concept of a social filter and attacked me for no reason.

Tozza: So, like calling people homophobes simply because they're southern for example.

Ricky: Finally, someone understands!

Tozza: One last question, who do you want gone tonight?

Ricky: It should be Winona.

Tozza: Any reason for this move?

Ricky: She sucks so much.

Tozza: Okay then, that.... makes perfect logic. Thanks for your time.

Ricky: Thank you for being so nice and being able to understand the Winona situation from my side. No one else does.

Tozza: Wow, so you really CAN'T tell when people are just sucking up to you for your vote like Shanniah did. Good to know. Anyway, moving right along to the woman herself, Shanniah.

Shanniah: How old did you say you were, again?

Tozza: Jesus, that's a bit personal. I'm not going to tell you my age just because you asked for it.

Shanniah: Appalling. So how did you survive?

Tozza: Survive what... you know, nevermind. Anyway, I heard that Ricky shared his completely subjective retelling of Winona's "homophobic comments" to you. What were your initial thoughts after hearing this delusion?

Shanniah: She sounds like a nasty person.

Tozza: Wait, you mean Queen Winona? Why do you say that?

Shanniah: If a homosexual believes something to be homophobic, then there's a reason for that.

Tozza: Well okay then, thanks for confirming you are a regular user of Tumblr. I mean, I'm gay myself but I believe that just because somebody is gay, doesn't mean they are automatically right in every situation.

Shanniah: That's absolutely disgusting. I have no respect for anyone like that. One of my sons is gay, and if anyone treated him like that, I would certainly give them a piece of my mind!

Tozza: Okay, you really are as irritating as you come across as on TV. Moving right along though, who do YOU want to go home tonight?

Shanniah: Shouldn't this be something we're discussing with Kryshelle around? I'll go and get her.

Tozza: Um, okay? Why do you want Kryshelle here?

Shanniah: I'm going to be pushing for this Kryshelle elimination.

Tozza: Huh? Didn't you JUST say you wanted to go bring Kryshelle over here and now you want her gone? Why the sudden change of heart?

Shanniah: She's lovely.

Tozza: What the fuck? That literally makes no sense!

Shanniah: In that case, I'm on board for Winona.

Tozza: Why do you want Winona out?

Shanniah: She sounds like a very nasty person. I won't tolerate homophobia.

Tozza: Okay, that is 2/2 with shitty reasoning for wanting to get rid of Winona. I'm done with you, who's next? Ah, Bruce! How are you today? I heard you were a little worried about Kryshelle earlier. Care to explain?

Bruce: Oh my God, Kimberly's going to convince her to side with Korhogo!

Tozza: Bruce, calm down, this is just a simple interview.

Bruce: Don't tell me to calm down! You're not the one Kimberly is gunning for! We have to vote Kryshelle out to weaken Kimberly!

Tozza: First of all, I am just an interviewer, not an actual player. Secondly, what is about Kimberley that makes you want her out so badly?

Bruce: Kimberly is just far too dangerous! Kimberly is going to be coming for me! We can't afford to give Kimberly any connections! We need to weaken Kimberly as much as possible!

Tozza: (sighs) Well, since you want Kimberley gone so badly how about I cut you a deal? It will benefit you very much!

Bruce: How so?

Tozza: Basically, if you quit the game, I will get production to take away Kimberley's Immunity Necklace. What do you think of that?

Bruce: That sounds great!

Tozza: Okay then, goodbye! I really hope you stick up to your promise...for everyone's sake.

So yeah, #TeamBitchBrigade if you couldn't tell. Btw, the entire interview I just made is solely consisted of quotes from the episode. :P