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Name (Age): Jessica "Jessie" Payne (28)

Tribe Designation: Current Residence: Los Angeles, California Occupation: Lawyer

Personal Claim to Fame: I can fry a witness and make them give me ALL of their information. Yeah, I guess I'm intimidating. My record is all info in 4 minutes and 14 seconds! Inspiration in Life: Myself. I have made it very far in life, and I should be admired by not only myself and others for that. Also, if you need someone to inspire you, you know that you haven't made it very far in life!

Hobbies: Reading, writing, & watching Survivor Pet Peeves: People tend to annoy me. They are just so helpless and clueless. And when foreigners ask me for directions, I just roll up my windows because of their stupidly annoying accents. Especially Brits, they think they're SO better than us! Humans are just so stupid and annoying.

3 Words to Describe You: Out-going, professional, & me SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: I'm like Corinne Kaplan. She means business. She is such a straight-forward kind of person. She also has a no B-S type of personality, which I can connect with. Corinne also has amazingly white teeth, just like mine! Also add in a little bit of Baylor Wilson, because she was not ever loyal, and like her, I can't be tied down!

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I want to have some fun! Meet new people, go on a free vacation, win a million bucks, sounds good to me! Why You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I'll survive because I have the mental capacity and willpower to win. None of those other toothpicks will survive a single second, but I will. Why Will You Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I'll play a pretty kick-ass game that will be the most respectable game that Survivor has ever seen. I'm positive that I'll be better than the greats, even Richard Hatch, Boston Rob, or Kim Spardlin. I'll be the best this game has ever seen!