User blog comment:Bzim7/Character Applications (NEED TWO MORE!)/@comment-26485526-20181201023412

Name (Age): Vincenzo Ayala (23)

Current Residence: Clovis, NM

Occupation: Nursing Student

Personal Claim to Fame: Trolling people on the left and right of the political spectrum online. Utter bullshit doesn't discriminate, both parties do it! The stupid thing is that they each blame each other for causing all the hate and division in this country and are too busy pointing fingers to realize they're part of the damn problem! Didn't your mothers ever tell you it takes two to argue? I just took up trolling 'cause it's an outlet for me to laugh at all the bullshit in my social media feeds instead of rolling my eyes so hard they they nearly fall out of my face.

Inspiration in Life: Phillip DeFranco, his channel is the only news source I actually trust anymore 'cause FOX is too busy sucking Trump's Cheeto d*ck and CNN has been too busy blowing both Clintons since the damn 90s, and most other outlets aren't much better. Phil said in one of his videos "Calling out bullshit should be bi-partisan" and he's shown to not be afraid to go after the left and the right. He seems to actually have common sense, which should be considered a superpower these days.

Hobbies: Trolling people on social media mostly. When I'm not online though, I enjoy hanging with friends, drinking beer, playing baseball, and cuddling with my cats, Millie and Blaze

Pet Peeves: People on the extreme right and left of the political spectrum, Tumblr, constant whining/complaining, laziness, people that think cats are Satan - because only Satan himself would make people believe that. Oh, and Ouija boards. Seriously - people actually believe this piece of wood with the alphabet on it is gonna bring back their dear ol' granny so she can tell you the Goddamn wifi password for her house or whatever BS people use those things for. Once you're gone, you're GONE! Besides, even if there was an afterlife - especially if there was a Heaven - your granny wouldn't give a damn about you anymore. If that were the case, I'd be like "Bye bitches! Glad I don't have to have anything to do with that cesspool called 'Earth' anymore!" I'd laugh my damn ass off if I was laying on a cloud and sipping on a margarita and another angel told me my relatives brought out a Ouija board to try and talk to me... then just close my eyes and keep sipping my margarita. What kind of drugs do you have to be on to even want to use that crap anyway?

3 Words to Describe You: Opinionated, Hilarious, Athletic... and Rebellious (blows a kiss)

SURVIVOR Contestant You're Most Like: If Courtney Yates was actually capable of winning challenges, then I'd be a male version of her, no question. I'd say Will Donovan 'cause he likes to troll online, but he's too far right on the political spectrum for me to have any respect for him. Reasons for Being on Survivor: University is expensive and I want to make something of my life. Let's be real, anyone that says they're here for the experience is lying to you. A million dollars is on the line, that's the only reason any rational person would be inclined to starve themselves and compete in carnival games for over a month... then again... most people aren't rational. Okay, maybe some people are here only here for the experience... but not me, not by a long shot. I want that money.

Why You Think You'll Survive SURVIVOR: 'Cause I'll have enough common sense to bite my tongue at camp and drag their asses in those private interviews. I'm social, athletic, and persuasive enough that I'll be able to convince people not to vote my ass out, and as I said, I have common sense, so I'll figure out the survival aspect no problem. I just hope I don't bite my tongue clean off before day 39 'cause I need it to plead my case to the jury and claim my million.

Why You Think You'll Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I'm the total package! I'm social, charming, intelligent, I'm a fan of this game and know the strategy, and as much as I love trolling people online, as I said, I have enough common sense to wait until I'm giving my confessionals to drag their stupid asses. These people don't scare me, not by a long shot, and I guarantee you I'm walking out of this thing a millionaire.

Additional Information: Vincenzo is bi-sexual and is currently single. Manga: