We Suck At Life

This is the third episode of Survivor: Russia

Challenges
Reward/Immunity Challenge: Dear Liza Each tribe will carry a large bucket to a water tower where they will fill it. They will then race back and work together to plug as many of the holes as they can in their bucket to keep the water from leaking out. Then they will empty what's left into a barrel and head back out. The first two tribes to fill their barrel and raise their flag win immunity and reward. Reward: Tarp (with comfort items for 1st place) Winner (In Order Of Finish): 

Night 6
The scene fades in to the Sahka camp. A small bug is seen being eaten by a monkey as the five remaining Sahka members return from Tribal. Both Charley and Beth are still surprised at the outcome while Freddy shakes Victor's hand.

Freddy: Thanks dude, I appreciate it.

Victor: Well we didn't want to lose your trust.

Nick: But we're good for next time, right? One of them next?

Freddy: For sure. We're still a solid three.

We see the remaining five begin to make their way to the shelter to go to sleep. As they do, Victor and Nick fistbump, thinking they have everything figured out.

*intro plays*

Day 7
The scene fades to Tuva where Jamie, Max, Gordan, and Sasha work to keep the camp livable. Meanwhile, Jacob is curled up in the shelter, wincing in pain. Max looks back and sees Jacob in the shelter.

Max: Is Jacob alright?

Jamie: I'm not sure.

Jamie looks towards Jacob, who is still in pain.

"tuva"

- I've been having stomach troubles all day today. I can barely move out of the shelter and it sucks.

Jamie brings Jacob her canteen and hands it to him.

Jamie: Drink up, it'll help.

Jacob (Taking the canteen): Thanks.

"tuva"

- My tribe has been very helpful though. They've done a lot to make me feel better. Well, except Gordan.

We then see Gordan starting to chop at wood loudly near the shelter. Almost oblivious to Jacob, he continues to work loudly with the fire, cooking, etc.

"tuva"

- I don't care if Jacob is sick. Work has to be done and if he doesn't work, he's useless.

Jamie and Sasha are comforting Jacob in the shelter with both women annoyed at the prison guard's lack of compassion for Jacob.

Sasha: What is his deal?

Jamie: I don't know, I just tend to ignore him.

"tuva"

- Gordan becomes more unbearable by the day. He has a strong work ethic, which I respect if he wasn't such an ass.

Gordan continues to work, much to Jamie's annoyance.

"tuva"

- But I'm here for one million bucks and if I have to deal with Gordan for just a couple of weeks, than I'll deal with him.

The scene then shifts to the Komi camp. Everyone works around the camp. Jeffery and William work to keep the fire going while Madison, Lisa, and Glenn go out to catch fish. Lisa carries a small net that's has three to four small fish while Glenn manages to catch another.

Glenn: There we go!

Lisa: Oh yeah! We are eating today!

Madison looks over to Jeffery, who is talking and laughing with William, before turning back to Glenn and Lisa.

Madison: I just want him gone.

Glenn shakes his head, knowing what she is going to say.

Madison: I'm sorry I'm so pushy about it, but I just feel like I'm the only one who wants him gone.

Glenn: No, no. It's not that. But we haven't had to visit Tribal yet and I want to avoid strategy talk until we're forced to go.

Madison: I get that, but it's always good to plan ahead.

Madison, tired of Lisa and Glenn not listening to her, leaves.

Glenn: She's gonna get herself in trouble with her constant strategizing.

Lisa nods in agreement.

The scene cuts to Madison walking into camp as William gets up to go to the shelter while Jeffery stays by the fire. Madison joins William.

Madison sits next to William as he takes his buff off his wrist. The model leans in closer to whisper to the bar owner.

Madison: Are you good with Jeffery going if we were to lose?

William: I mean, if people are up for it.

Madison: I think if you're down for it, others will follow.

William: What makes you say that?

Madison: Everyone likes you, they'll do what you say.

William (Chuckling): Well that's nice to know.

Madison: I got to go. Talk soon?

Willian: Sure.

Madison gets up and walks into the woods while William lays down to nap.

The scene shifts to Madison looking in the woods, obviously searching for the idol.

We see a short montage of Madison looking around for the idol. She searches in trees, bushes, under rocks, in the river, etc. However, she is unable to find it.

Madison returns to camp and sees Katie, Glenn, and Lisa all talking to one another.

Lisa: I just think having her around can be bad for moral.

Katie: I agree, it's annoying.

Glenn looks up and sees Madison walking towards them.

Glenn: Quiet, here she comes.

Madison joins the trio, much to their annoyance.

Madison: Guys, I think we're in trouble.

Glenn: How so?

Madison: I think Jeffery has the idol.

Lisa: Really?

Madison: Yeah.

Glenn rolls his eyes, an act missed by Madison.

Madison: I just think it's a huge possibility.

Katie: Well once we get to Tribal, we'll think of something to do about it. We can't let him suspect anything.

Madison: Right, will one of you tell William?

Lisa: I can.

Madison: Alright, sounds good. Talk to you guys later.

Glenn: Alright, see you.

Katie: So Lisa, you wanna get William on board for voting Madison first?

Lisa: Yeah, I'll still talk to him. I'm sure he'll be up for it since I think he's been annoyed with her as well.

Katie: Ok, sounds good.

The scene shifts to Lisa and William walking towards treemail. William has his glasses hanging off his shirt while he has his buff covering his greasy hair while Lisa tells him about Madison.

Lisa: We're all sick of her. She never shuts up about Jeffery.

William: Yeah, I've seen. She needs to take a chill pill.

Lisa: Now she's going around telling people he has the idol.

William (Taken back): Really? What's her proof?

Lisa: That he's very comfortable,

William: I mean...that's not really proof. Everyone is comfortable except her.

The duo arrive at treemail. William opens it up and sees nothing.

Willian: No challenge today.

Lisa: So would you be down voting Madison if we lose?

William: Sure. She's causing too much paranoia.

Lisa: Sounds great.

The scene then changes to the Sahka camp. Like the day before, Freddy, Nick, and Victor lay in the shelter while Charley and Beth work. The men are laughing like crazy at jokes they tell each other.

Nick: Oh man, life doesn't get better.

We see Charley and Beth continuing to work, angrily watching the men do nothing.

Charley: How come we do all the work while they reap our benefits?

Beth: I don't know but it angers me.

Charley: I say, we just leave and go and search for the idol. Screw 'em.

Beth looks back, concerned. She soon turns back to Charley.

Beth: Yeah, screw 'em.

Charley chuckles and high fives Beth.

The two women leave and are caught by Victor.

Victor: They're going into the woods.

Freddy: Want me to go and keep an eye on them?

Victor: That would be great.

Freddy: Alright.

Freddy quickly gets up and rushes to follow the women.

We cut to see Beth and Charley in the woods. They look all around for any sign of the idol while Freddy watches from afar.

Charley turns around and taps Beth's shoulder.

Charley: We got company.

Beth looks up and sees Freddy. Knowing his cover is blown, he joins the two ladies.

Freddy: Hey gals.

Beth: Come to help us?

Freddy: Nah, I'm just out for a walk. What are you guys doing?

Beth: Oh, you know.

Beth: So Freddy, would you consider voting with us next Tribal?

Freddy: Sorry Beth, but I gave those guys my word.

Beth: But they won't have your back. We would. They will see you as a threat to them.

Freddy: That may be true, but right now I'm solid with them.

Beth: Well let's head back.

Freddy: Yeah, it looks like it may rain soon.

The three make their way back to camp.

The three return to camp. Freddy rejoins the men while Beth and Charley sit by the fire.

Beth: Victor, can you help me.

Victor: You're fine on your own.

Beth: Why are you so rude?

Victor: Because I'm in the power position Beth, I can do whatever I want.

Beth: You can act all tough but if you get to the end, you'll lose to anyone.

Victor: We'll see about that. Dumb bitch.

Freddy looks shocked at what Victor said.

Freddy: Whoa, dude.

{{quotedark|sahka|I think Victor is starting to show his true colors. What he said to Beth was uncalled for.

{{quotedark|sahka|Beth got to me and I think that hurt me. Freddy didn't take kindly to it at all.|Victor}}

Victor (Back-paddling): Sorry...sorry.

{{quotedark|sahka|I'm worried now. I just hope this doesn't change Freddy's loyalty.|Victor}}

After Victor's confessional, the scene fades to black to go to commercial.