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Cut- Rob Mariano (4)

494. Rob Mariano- Season 4- Marquesas

Marquesas Rob is not as horrible as Redemption Island Rob or All Stars Rob by any means, but I prefer Randy so. I did enjoy a lot of Rob moments this season, but I feel like it was because of the people around him? He was a good foil character, forming a young couples alliance with queen Sarah "Cleopatra" Jones who ruled Maraamu with Vecepia and Sean. They took out Hunter which made Gina furious but more at Sarah. Then the three (minus Sarah) were swapped to Rotu and their schemey ways infected the love tribe causing the Rotu 4 alliance to form and John's ascension to arrogance. I could talk about his infamous slam on his tribemates but it's somewhat overrated so meh. He had a fun merge feast moment with Kathy- that relationship was always super problematic to me though on both sides. But his funnest moment (which was more of a Zoe moment but oh well) was when he ~exposed~ her to Kathy for her lying ways. "You are unbelievable Zoe," and "You paused, AND you lied" will never not be funny to me. Anyway I feel like Boston Rob could be remembered somewhat fondly if he was just left here and not brought back for All Stars, starting his horrendous "legend."

Saving- Randy Bailey- we love a crotchety old crank