Alfonso Clarke

 is a contestant from Survivor: Upolu.

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Name (Age): Alfonso Clarke (45)

Tribe Designation: TBD

Current Residence: East Rutherford, New Jersey

Occupation: Food Critic

Claim to Fame: Trying the food of world-famous chefs such as Heston Blummenthal and Marco Pierre-White (they are both AMAZING).

Inspiration in Life: The person who decided that there's a such job as "Food critic". I eat food for a living. That's amazing.

Hobbies: Eating, critiquing and reviewing food, mainly. But when I'm not doing that, my favourite thing to do is shop for hats. Nothing makes a bigger statement than the hat you wear on your head. People take one look at me and think, "That man has a nice hat. He must be classy."

Pet Peeves: People who call me an Oompa Loompa because I like the colour Orange; people who think all food critics are fat (Take a look at me!); people who underestimate the importance of a hat.

3 Words to Describe You: Opinionated, sophisticated, memorable

If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why: Heston Blummenthal, Marco Pierre-White and Jamie Oliver. Why? So they could cook me up some delicious food, of course!

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: I like to think that I have the game of Fabio. People don't take me seriously because of my sophisticated sense of dress, and make me out instead to be some joke.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: To renew my appreciation for life. I'm constantly being served the finest that food has to offer. I think being stuck with rice and beans for 39 days will help me appreciate everything I have.

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: Although I'm not the strongest physically, I have the social skills and strategy to back me up. If I can survive the first couple of votes I'll be right as rain.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: People will see me and think I'm not smart. Deep down I am just as cunning and strategic as the rest of them. They will never see me coming. I can just imagine the headline now: "Food critic dominates Survivor." The competition will be as destroyed as overcooked pasta.