Talk:Kayla Michaels/@comment-32574574-20170801134114

​Honest Interview with Kayla: 

​Am I even old enough to be on this show? I look like I could be Gary Glitter's new stuffed animal. I give more shits about the environment, than I do people. Because the environment won't make a valid point against you, and prove you wrong. I compared myself to possibly the worst strategic player to make the merge. Oh wait! I forgot that I made the merge. I won my high school's American Idol ​competition, which further makes me look like a wannabe Ariana Grande. My time on Survivor ​was rather short compared to other people in the game, and I was relatively disliked by almost everyone on my tribe. I know this, because if people were threatened by my "likability, good looks, and triple-threat persona", I would've been voted off 9-1. Being my age, I want to show people that I can be just as bombastic and irritating as a 54-year old Special Education Agent from ​Survivor: Redemption Island​. I care about the environment, but I want to bring bug-repellant, which can potentially kill bugs (fucking genius). Going back to genius, I care about the environment so much, that I compared myself to a guy who abandoned his tribe to take care of a fucking chicken. Let me remind you that the chicken would've been dead before they were eating it, so we wouldn't get any satisfaction from eating the chicken, except for nourishment & potential challenge wins. Nobody gave a single fuck about me in this game, and almost everybody rejoiced once I was voted out. My looks make the Queen Mother look like the most successful porn star in America.