Talk:Misty Lamoureux/@comment-32574574-20170731012615

​Honest Profile: 

​Overrated stripper here! I'm here to prove that not all strippers and porn stars have an abnormally large amount of chromosomes. I was surprised when my mom and dad were upset at me choosing to strip my clothes off in front of perverted men to get a crispy $10 bill, (I wonder why), but my brother ​supported me and encouraged me to pursue my dreams (that just sounds weird Tangle, mate). I love traveling! I'll travel anywhere, Cuba... Honduras... Auschwitz. I just love to travel (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zteaH_A-vnk)

Of course everyone expects me to compare myself to Parvati, but because I'm a pretty girl with at least half a brain, I'm gonna choose the second hottest person to win the game, as it will cause less blowback in the comment section. I don't care about winning the money, a little strange to say considering I'm a stripper. If I do win this game, I will spend the money on - wait a second, I won't win. Good ol' me with my words. Considering I'm not the most conceited Botox needle on the tray (credit to Amanda Zuckerman), I think I'll do the best out of the girls on the Beauty tribe. A wonderful quote from Young Thug is what inspires me to wake up everyday, "No Homo, We Smokin Penises" (tearing up​) he has such a way with words.

Prediction: ​???

(Note: Half of what I said probably had nothing to do with the profile, I just wanted some attention)