This Tribe is More Dysfunctional Than My Ex-Wife

This Tribe is More Dysfunctional Than My Ex-Wife is the first episode of Survivor: Rosario Islands.

Challenges
Reward/Immunity Challenge: Rise and Shrine Survivors must race through a series of obstacles before climbing up a large set of walls to the top of a tower in order to complete a puzzle. The first tribe to finish the puzzle wins. Reward: Fire, in the form of flint Winner: Tribe/person/s who won the challenge

Day 1
The scene starts off with the camera looking at several forms of Colombian wildlife, first the flamingos on the sands of one of the islands, and then a blue "Lovebird" on a nest, it then zooms into what appears to be a ship that is obviously in the ocean, carrying people. We then look at Jeff Probst giving the intro of the season.

"tribename"

- We are on one of the United State's most useful Navy Cutter, the Bear. This ship was designed hundreds of years ago to transport soldiers fighting in battle to their opponent's destination. And OUR destination is the Rosario Islands in eastern Colombia. It's home to some of the world's most exotic, but dangerous forms of wildlife. Temperatures can reach up to a scorching 120 degrees, and the lack of natural creature comfort, can take a toll on anybody. This will also be the home of 16 American strangers who have signed up to compete in the adventure of a lifetime. They come from different walks of life, and they are bringing with them (mimics throat cutting) nothing, but the clothes on their backs, and their own unique stories.

The camera transitions to a middle-aged man of Latin descent with a mustache and a fedora on, he is looking at the ocean which currently has two dolphins jumping above the ocean. He smiles at what he saw.

Next Time on Survivor...

 * What's gonna happen at the next episode?

Author's Notes

 * This is the first episode of Survivor: Rosario Islands.
 * This episode was said by "TBD