User blog:UnderAPineapple/Pineapple Talk 9: Hot Topic

I have high functioning Autism and a low functioning Metabolism. Time for today's Pineapple Talk.

Recently I stumbled upon a video by Buzzfeed called "36 Questions Women Have for Men" and considering I'm a male, I should be able to provide answers to these bit- I mean, lovely women.

Link: ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_J0Ng5cUGg

I'll have the questions on here by number, so follow along. The video will help.

​1. Alright, first question and we're already comparing all men to a guy who's said some offensive shit. That's a ridiculous question to ask. How does it feel to be the same sex as Peggy Edenfield, the woman who filmed her husband and son molest and murder a 6-year old boy while she masturbated?! Quit with that bullshit, both men and women can be evil.

​2. I don't know. That's a ridiculous question. Get back to the part where you call all men sexist so I can debunk your shitty statements.

​3. I'll tell you what, anyone who talks about titties for hours at a time probably has no social life. Kind of reminds me of most 4Chan users.

​4.​ Well, you're wrong. I enjoy Big Brother which stars Julie Chen, a female ​host, and I also enjoy my good ol' fashion pornhub which always stars women. So no, I'm not sexist against who I like to see in the entertainment industry, well, not your type of sexist anyways.

​5. ​Anyone who tells me that they're funnier than me on a fucking Buzzfeed video is a load of crap. This is coming from the same group of channels that show women painting pictures with their menstral blood. I'm not anywhere near funny, but at least I'm not politically correct (you'll see later in the video). Also, I quite enjoy Joan Rivers, a popular female comedian (not like the modern day comediennes like Amy Schumer, Kathy Griffin, and Lena Dunham). And I also quite enjoy a female comedian who you feminists all like as well, Hillary fucking Clinton. Bitch makes me cry laughing when she says she's never told a lie.

​6. ​Still haven't made me laugh, darling. Also, I would assume that women and men dating would want to get to know each other, as they're on a DATE.

7. ​ I hate the whole "Double Standard" thing so much, but in this case, it's true. Men congratulate other men for sleeping with multiple women, most times. Whilst women criticize other women for sleeping with multiple men, most times. Personally, if a man sleeps with multiple women and hates the thought of his girlfriend cheating on him, he's a hypocrite.

​8. ​A woman wouldn't be a "tease" if she doesn't want to give you the Hot Cosby after three days of meeting you. It's most likely because, she doesn't have any intimate feelings at the moment, and also, it would be fucking weird to have random sex with a stranger you just met 3 days ago. I'd call a woman a slut if she slept with every man on the first date, just like I'd call a man retarded if he slept with every woman on the first date. I personally, don't care about this question, because I do neither of those things.

​9. When a woman sexually assaults a man. I'll put it this way, girl gets raped by boy, calls cops, man gets sentenced to 30 years in jail. Man gets raped, calls cops, easily ignored because he has a dick. Textbook sexism. But hey, I gotta love my male privilege. "Oh, just be lucky she found you attractive", fuck off with that bullshit logic. No means No no matter what sex you are, or what sex is asking you!

​10. ​Anyone who said that a woman is too emotional to be a leader just because they're a woman, is a fucking moron. (Unless we're talking about Boy Scouts, in that case I agree that men should be leaders, because they're leading the same sex) I also don't justify catcalling, but I don't believe it's worthy of a federal crime, I just think men and women who catcall are fucking dumb. Also, women catcall men as well, but it goes unnoticed because they're women. I personally wouldn't mind if an attractive woman flirted with me, but as for other men, I'm not so sure they would, especially if they're married.

11. ​​I don't think that, also the biggest way to die a virgin is by appearing on a Buzzfeed video.

12. ​I also wouldn't send a dick pic in the first place. Sending nudes is stupid as shit, because you risk the possibility of blackmail. I had a friend who did this, and instead of consoling her after she did this, I quit being friends with her. She did it to herself by sending the picture in the first place, and anyone who sends nudes to a stranger or to a high school boyfriend or girlfriend is an idiot.

13. I don't think it's okay to harass anyone ​for gratification​. Also, if someone made a remark that signaled that they were going to do anything to my little sister, I'd probably be in jail.

14. ​(​midway through question) Next!

15. ​​Because your boobs aren't between your legs. Jesus, and I thought all Asians were smart.

16. ​​Women are assumed to be the weaker sex due to the fact that men have more testosterone which helps a lot with bone and muscle mass, thus making men physically bigger than women. It doesn't mean men are more resilient to pain.

17. ​​I don't think it's bad to show your emotions, the problem is, in a case such as a man is sexually harassed by a women, opening up about it can lead to many people laughing and telling the men to "get over it" or "just be glad someone likes you". Whereas if women open up, they're consoled and even given abuse shelters.

18. ​​Why am I trying to prove my masculinity? I just said I have high-functioning Autism with a low-functioning Metabolism. I'm a 17-year old fat British/American boy who talks shit on the Internet for attention, I am the least masculine person I know. Also, I'll answer why men like to show off when you answer to me why women like to show off how "beautiful" and "sexy" they are on Instagram.

19. ​​It's not gentlemanly to cuss either. It doesn't matter which sex is saying the word, saying "fuck" in any other sentence is not going to be deemed attractive. Unless the two dates have Tourettes (that was a joke)

​20. ​You, my friend, are a hypocrite. We go under the assumption in our country "Innocent Until Proven Guilty". In addition, why is it that men who accuse women of sexual assault are ALWAYS ​doubted by police, other women, and even fellow male citizens?

21. ​I don't assume a woman's angry because she's having the monthly bleed. But if she explains she's pissed because blood's coming out of her vag, I have every right to say that she's on her period.

22. ​​You know what, I never thought I'd hear a question worse than "talk about boobs for hours", but you took the fucking cake. You could've easily compared make-up to abs to make the genders look more attractive, but you had to go for the juggler, or in your case, the anaconda.

23. ​Oh fuck, it was only a matter of time before the topic of abortion was brought up. I'm not going to drag this out for too long, but I can't morally find it right to abort a baby. I'm not saying it's not their choice, but you certainly shouldn't throw a damn party over killing your fetus. Also, this was made in January 2016, when Obama was still President. Not that he dictates everything, but it doesn't mean we're under "the rule of straight, white men".

​24. ​I don't have a vag, but I'm not getting on to the topic of gender construct, I don't want more backlash.

25. ​Well, let's see. I like girls. Two girls liking each other is fairly attractive to most men who like girls. If you like a chocolate bar, what's better than a chocolate bar? Two ​chocolate bars. Also, I can say the same thing about some women with gay porn (key word, some)

26. ​About time we have a decent question. It hurts like hell, moving on.

27. ​Once you get tired of making these "__ Questions __ Have for __" videos on your channel, I'll gladly answer.

28. ​I'm not afraid of gender equality. Most men aren't misogynists, believe it or not.

29. ​You don't deserve to be paid less than me, unless you work for a less amount of time, or work in a lower position of work, like if I'm the Vice President of a company, and you're just a custodian. But I guess if you want, we can have everyone get paid the same no matter what position they are. Somebody smell Communism in the air?

30. ​I'm not a believe in the wage gap (cue dramatic music). I believe that, considering we have the Lilly Ledbetter Act which makes it unconstitutional and illegal to pay women less than men who work the same position for the same amount of hours, I find it hard to believe that the government still promotes paying men more than women.

31. ​Shut the fuck up. I'm not buying that shit. I previously told you why I don't believe in the "gender wage gap". I'll also say this, if you want to know why some women can get paid less than men, is because some women take time off of their work to focus on more personal things like taking care of a newborn child.

32. ​It wouldn't be fair.... if it was true.

33. ​You JUST said gender equality, but you promote women getting paid more than men! Put a bullet in my head, please.

34. ​Opinionated men are seen as jackasses, and opinionated women are seen as bitches. Get it right. Nobody likes a narcissist (no irony here, lol), and nobody likes a bitch, unless you are a narcissist or a bitch, then you'd probably get along just fine. It has nothing to do with gender.

​35. ​Let me get this straight. You told me "I'm funnier than you", but you're now triggered because someone made sexual jokes. You know when someone tells you, "Oh I hate him/her the most out of anyone". I always doubted those types of quotes until now.

36. ​Because there's no such thing as male privilege. Men have a higher suicide rate. Men are more likely to be sexually assaulted, if you include prison. It's hard for a male to be a kindergarten teacher or even walk through the streets with their own child without being deemed by at least one person as a pedophile, and female sex offenders such as Debra LaFave usually don't spend as much time in prison as a male sex offender, and that is because Debra LaFave was "too pretty for prison".

​That's all that I have today. I think I have a brain tumor after having to watch that video. I hope you're enjoying Survivor Japan. And without further ado, here's the outro music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxE4ngu78Ro Song: IDFC - by Blackbear

What are your opinions on this song Really enjoyed it, it's a very relaxing song. The beat's okay, but I prefer another genre of music. I'm too distracted by the Buzzfeed bullshit to even care about the music.