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Name (Age): Lindsey Johnson (57)

Personal claim to fame: One time, I was playing Bingo, with my Bingo buddies, and I got 5 Bingos in a row! I know that that isn't as big of a claim-to-fame as everybody else's will be, but those ladies are ruthless! They lie, they cheat, and they steal my chips! Winning against them, is something to be proud of!

Inspiration in life: My beautiful son, Brandon. He is the smartest, kindest, and funnest human being I know. He is the reason I want to be on this show. He was recently diagnosed with Leukemia, and he's been a real strong kid. I want to show him that I'm strong too.

Hobbies: Knitting, reading, and yelling at kids to stop playing in my Ivey.

Pet peeves: I really don't like people who don't respect the elderly. Now that's just rude!

3 words to describe you: Creative, fit, and I guess I would also say that I'm a bit hot-headed at times.

SURVIVOR contestant you think you will be most like: I'm gonna be like Corinne (Kaplan)! I'm gonna be the meanest thing those kids have ever seen. I'm not mean in real life, but on Survivor, I sure as heck am gonna be mean!

Reason for being on SURVIVOR: Well, I said that this was for my son. But, I also want to have fun! I want to meet new people. I want a big adventure!

What is something that will be hard for you on SURVIVOR: It's gonna be hard for me to be away from my son. Just not knowing what his condition is like, is gonna break my heart.

Why you think you will be the sole SURVIVOR: Well, I know that in final tribal I won't get any pity votes, they'll hate me! But, I just have a certain way with words, and I think that I can persuade them to unanimously vote for me to be the Sole Survivor!

What is your main strategy: My strategy is to play a ruthless game. I don't care who's feelings I hurt. I'll be so mean, that people will want to quit just to get away from me!