User blog comment:Tanglefrost/Bermuda Question Time- First Jury Member/@comment-26485526-20171029151526/@comment-5277627-20171029232610

Isla: I know, right? So, like, that's why I don't get why production continuously tried to rig me out of the game. I was a ratings magnet.

Three questions? Well... it's not that much effort, so, okay.

1) It was, like, so amazing! I was treated like the Queen I am. There was the most amazing, comfortable bed and the best shower ever. And the best part? You literally had to go to no effort at all because the food was already there. I loved it. I could get up whenever I want, shower for as long as I want and then just spend all day at the pool or getting whatever drinks I wanted. The only thing missing was my phone so I could update with post-Survivor body transformation pics.

2) The only people I talk to are, like, Adrian, Misty, Jacob, Ryan and Xavier. They were the only people in the game I liked. I have them all on Facebook and it's great. Jacob is the one I talk to the most because he's, like, my Gay BFF. Oh, and that reminds me, you know how Veronica is, like, a psycho bitch, right? Well I blocked her on Facebook and Twitter because I  hate her, and you know what she did? That psycho made an Instagram account literally just to talk to me! Crazy, right? She didn't get the message? Well, I blocked her but not before I left her this massive message about how much I hated her. I can't believe her. Like, I know that everyone would want to talk to me, but I hate her so much and she literally couldn't understand that I never wanted to talk to her again. Ugh.

3) Okay, like, Whitney is my former BFF but there was this other girl in my high school class, Callie, you know, that stupid bitch who robbed me of my homecoming queen? Well, I hated her and she hated me because she was jealous, and all my friends knew how much I hated her and that they weren't allowed to talk to her. You know what Whitney did? She became friends with Callie! I caught her with a blue friendship bracelet, which I knew was Callie's, because mine's purple. So, since she betrayed me by making friends with the enemy, she wasn't allowed to be my friend anymore. Melissa was another friend of ours and she was all like, "Isla, Whitney is, like, so upset. She still wants to be your friend, so forgive her," and I was like, "No! She should have thought about that before she wore that bitch's friendship bracelet! So, like, Melissa had to choose friendship groups and obviously chose mine because I'm amazing.