User blog comment:Coolio15/Survivor: Peru Exit Interviews/@comment-24347009-20150709015410/@comment-24347009-20150711022607

I'm more real than you, boo, newsflash: You don't exist!

* camera pans out to reveal Dan talking to a cement wall, before he starts kicking at the wall in frustration and screaming obscenities at it. A passerby gets the incident on YouTube and the video immediately spreads worldwide, as the entire planet laughs at Daniel dissing a wall and calling it "Vienna". Daniel then builds a cement company while using this as an advertising campaign. He becomes a successful entreprenuer, and goes on to live a fanciful life in the laps of luxury as his business skyrockets in value. But after divorcing seven wives, and investing all of his money in the stock market, he goes completely bankrupt and breaks down emotionally. Desperate to find food, he goes out onto the streets, begging for food, but no one stops by as his funny YouTube video is long forgotten and no one wants to help the homeless man out. Desperately, he crawls onto a computer, and goes to a site which once comforted him many years ago. He sobs as he remembers all of the friends he used to have before his life was forever changed by his encounter with the nonexistent Vienna McFee. In doing this, he accidentally formats a template wrong on the Survivor Fanon Wiki, called the "Node Limit" bug, and as a result causes a rip in the spacetime continuum. He is sucked back in time ten years, to the moment where the types up this very post, and as the world around him starts crumbling, as random objects get sucked up and he feels a pull to disappear into nothingness, he grabs the keypad to leave one final message to the fictional woman who made his life and completely ruined it. He downloads the image as his legs get sucked into the rip of the spacetime, and as he finally is sucked away, never to be seen again, he reached for the "Post Comment" button and successfully leaves the last remnant of his existence to be read by the Survivor Fanon Wiki writers. What is left can be seen below.*



(Yeah, I should take my ADHD pills, shouldn't I)