Talk:Calvin Carrigan/@comment-25429296-20170628182452

You see, Calvin is what's wrong with people today. I feel like the most important detail in his bio is the fact that the word "aspiring" is in front of "musician". He's not a MUSICIAN, no, no, no. He's the annoying guy playing in front of the mall making you wonder if he blew all his money on crack, booze, or both. Calvin says he wants to play Mr. Nice Guy for the first few days, but let's be real here, we all know he'll be playing Mr. Arrogant Guy. Calvin is definitely the poor man's Ozzy, but I see him flopping as bad as Game Changers Ozzy.

"Hobbies: Singing, Playing Guitar, Hanging out at the Beach, Swimming, Songwriting"

Well he can do plenty of all that at Ponderosa!