Talk:Simon Paul/@comment-32574574-20170808150023

​Honest Profile: 

​My name is Simon Paul, but you can call me by my Survivor ​nickname, "dickhead". I make it look like I'm manly by having a smokey looking beard on the bottom of my face, I actually am not as tough as most people thing. I joined Johnny P. Jackass in bullying a much younger kid for strictly being shy, makes people wonder about my age, doesn't it?

My pet peeves are people who over-react, but if you want to let things sink in, allow me to show you how I reacted when Carlos was voted out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9UKNwlhhpo

Yeah... I'm an arrogant prick.

My whole game plan was sucking the ass off of another female player. You'd think my wife would be mad about it, but she's deaf so I don't care (I just triggered so many fucking people). How am I a BANKER, and yet I believe in words such as "cut-throated", "One word, Go Home." and "Show how I can do it to win, I can win". Look at me in my green eggs looking eyes and listen to me.

If I ever won this game, then Madeline McCann is still alive today. Thanks for listening.