Talk:Jacob Chapman/@comment-32574574-20170728161852

​Honest Profile: 

​Hi America! My name is very likable but 4th place edit, and I'm here to prove that nice people actually win this game. My mother competed on Survivor ​twice, and lost both times. This should go without saying, that if she did win, I wouldn't be out here. Pineapple can't pick on me too much, because he actually finds me quite likable. The one problem I am gonna have out here, is that I love animals. Considering that my tribe is most likely going to win the famous "Chicken Dinner" reward, I will probably have Vietnam flashbacks when someone cuts its' head off. I think aside from all the connotations that are coming with me in the game, I actually have a quite good shot of winning. The reason I'll have a tough time getting to the end, is because I want to show people that I'm likable. By doing that, I'm deliberately placing a target on my back for a Final 4 Boot. Since only 33% of the castaways are actually intelligent, I feel these people will be dumb enough to scoot me into the Driver's seat. Time to kill some bitches!

Prediction: ​Sole Survivor

(Note: I had a VERY difficult time trying to critique Jacob. Rooting for him to do well!)