Talk:Colton Cumbie/@comment-32574574-20170805005736

Because I wasn't able to comment anything on his actual survivor wiki page, I'll do it here.

​Honest Profile: 

​I'm a privileged rich kid who always got his way because when I was told, no, I would act like I was on my period. I'm the type of person to go to an Amy Schumer Comedy Event and actually find her funny. The reason I'm the worst contestant to ever play the game is not because of my strategy, but my attitude. You can't criticize me on my strategic game, because I never really showed it. If Russell was in the end with me the Final Two, the jury would one-by-one jump into a pit of fire before casting a vote for either of us.

I told someone to go kill himself when I found him annoying, shows how fucking mature I am right? I'm so used to getting way, and if I don't, I'll simply throw a fit and cry into my dead boyfriend's arms. I don't deserve someone as likable as Caleb, I deserve this cunt from another season.

I was always lazy around camp, I don't know why they wanted me back a second time, probably because they wanted to attract some more viewers on Blood vs. Water​. I feigned appendicitis because I didn't want my reputation to be completely tarnished, but it's a little too late for that. I made an unnecessary comment about how I'm Republican, and I don't believe in handouts, but I'm a huge hypocrite, since I'm used to getting my own way.

I'm not done cunt. I walked out of the game both times with my head hung low, most likely since I was sucking on some cock the day after. I am the prime example on why people are homophobic, well ME and pedophiles. Let's not forget I spent the majority of my time on my first season hanging out with the women and bugging them like I was to be on To Catch a Predator​. Nobody likes me, and there is nobody who is more hated in Survivor than I am.

The. End.