Pass Me The Sledgehammer

Pass Me The Sledgehammer is the second episode of Survivor: Temotu.

Prediction Game
With the first two episodes finished and characters now established to the readers, I'm opening the Survivor: Temotu Prediction Game. Following the link below, everyone may submit their guesses for the placements of each contestant, scoring points based off how close they are (e.g. you predict Bob will place 7th, he places 5th, you get 2 points) with the lowest score winning (like in golf). You have until the immunity challenge of this episode is posted to submit your guesses, with the winner being announced at the finale. Speaking of the winner, the winner will get to create a character to be used in the next season of my fanons, Survivor: Dueling Desert.

Link: https://goo.gl/forms/4jew8dEQvansjud42

Challenges
Reward/Immunity Challenge:  Tether-Brawl Each tribe will have two members competing, with both members being tethered together by a short piece of rope attached to clips around their waist. They each will need to race through a low crawl through, where all six teams will intersect and be forced to push their way through the other members to get through. They will then retrieve their ball, and have to throw it and land it in a net high above the crawl through. If they miss, they will need to retrieve their ball, barging their way back through the crawl, before shooting again. Once a team scores, they will grab their second ball and repeat. First tribe to have both balls in the net win immunity and reward, with the next four tribes only winning immunity. Last tribe will be sent to tribal council. Reward: The winning tribe, and only the winning tribe, will have a group of locals come to their camp, where they will cook them a delicious meal, leaving behind spices and condiments for the tribe to cook with later. Winners: TBA

Anuta Tribe
The camera opens to a shot of the Anuta camp, where Ashley and Gordon return from the challenge after the crazy post-challenge vote off of Susan. They set down their possessions and Ashley slams her bag down.

"anuta2"

- That piece of [expletive]! Seriously, [expletive] Gordon! He was telling me the whole time he was with me, but then flakes out and so I had to waste my immunity, and now I'm stuck living with this scumbag on our own! Some things aren't worth a million bucks and I swear to [expletive]'ing God that I'm not about to put up with any of his [expletive] at all. One foot out of line, and I'm slapping his ass back to the womb. (Gordon sits down in the shelter, noticing Ashley's anger.)

Gordon: Sure am glad you kept me.

Ashley: Don't speak.

Gordon: Sir, yes sir!

Ashley: (muttering) Smartass."anuta2"

- Stage one of the game is complete. I have had a vote off, and I have survived. The next stage will be making the swap, and with how much Ashley is imploding, it certainly won't be difficult. You could sneeze and the girl would pull out a knife and gut you. Ultimately, that irrational and spastic behaviour is exactly what I need if we get put together when the tribes swap. Why would I want to go against someone that can actually logically process things when I could go with a spoilt brat that belongs on Doctor Phil? If people thought the catch me outside girl was bad, they need to spend a day with Ashley. (There is a timeskip showing the sun going down, with Ashley desperately flipping over rocks.)

Ashley: Where is it!?

(Gordon turns to look, seeing her digging right by camp.)

Gordon: You know I can see you, right?

Ashley: Go choke on a cactus.

Gordon: Sorry, I don't choke on cylindrical things. I believe that's your domain.

(Ashley takes a second to process what Gordon said, before hurling a rock at him but missing.)

Gordon: Jesus! Did you just throw that at me!?

Ashley: Did you just call me a slut?!

Gordon: It was implied.

Ashley: You can [expletive] right off you piece of [expletive]! How dare you! I spared your life in this game, and in return you act like a misogynistic asshole! Go live in some [expletive]'ing third world country where they stone women to death still, that seems right up your [expletive]'ing field of interests!

Gordon: ...you're the one who through a rock at me.

Ashley: Just... ugh!

(Ashley storms away, leaving Gordon to laugh hysterically within earshot of her, setting her off more.)"anuta2"

- Like I said, it's way too easy. You know the funniest part? The second Susan is gone, Ashley has just become exactly what she despised about Susan. Just you watch, we're going to walk into that challenge, Jeff will tell us to drop our buffs, and I'm going to live to see another day. The camera cuts away.

Final Words
"None"

Trivia

 * The challenge used for immunity is one that was done in an IRL game of Survivor my family all played as part of an annual tradition.
 * Originally, the episode was going to go forward with Anuta going back to camp and then tribal, but I felt that it dragged it out far too unnecessarily as the targets were clearly established, so I cut their camp section out and went straight to an at-challenge tribal.