Talk:Survivor: Arabia/@comment-26910098-20170418012840/@comment-27391152-20170418135245

Oh my God, I reread my first episode of Sulawesi and it is SO cringeworhty. Here is the absolute worst:

Talon: Well, one day, me and my mates were just hangin' around in my basement after school, and, you see, my dad had this really expensive guitar, it was like really old or somethin', and one of my friends, (starts laughing) just completely smashes it, like they do in the movies.

Regan and Brian share an awkward glance.

Talon: (getting enthusiastic) Anyway, then my dad walks in and starts freaking out, like getting really mad and stuff. And then he tells us we have to get him a new one. So, we go to this store that sells all kinds of musical instruments and pooling together our money, we just start buying all kinds of things. And from there we pretty much decided that we were gonna start a band.

Regan: (confused) That's... cool.

Talon: (completely loses his enthusiasm) Um, okay, I guess I'll go get some more firewood.

LMAO, that's me trying to create a "rebellious" story for him to tell. *facepalm*