Talk:Kelly Willett/@comment-32574574-20170730182232

​Honest Interview with Kelly: 

​After competing on Tasmania, I surprised absolutely nobody, by being the first boot. I was voted off first on my tribe as opposed to another old bitch with big tits. Any time that I spent in the game was spent working hard, trying to build a shelter, that I spent less than 72 hours in. Being the oldest contestant attracts a lot of cheeky cunts to your page, and it allows me to give you the always appealing stereotype of, "I want to prove that not all old people are weak and lazy". I might not be lazy, but my strength in challenges is about as amazing as my now 58-year old sex life. When people ask me if I'd ever return to the show again, I'd wake up and realize it's a dream, because nobody knew who the hell I was after the first episode. I'm happy with the winner, only because she was the only person not to vote me out. My mustache is longer than my dick.

(he was robbed... 😢