User blog:Midnight Bandit/A Helicopter Flies In...

A helicopter flies in to Survivor Fanon Wiki headquarters. The users look up to the night sky, seeing the flashing light and hearing the loud noises, when it suddenly crashes in, destroying a good portion of the building. The helicopter door opens, and to everyone's surprise, a woman in a scantily-clad dress, comes out cackling, seemingly unharmed.



"All of you may know me as Hagatha, and let's just say that production on Survivor: Waterberg Plateau has been... halted. I have won the season and that's all that matters," says a cackling Hagatha, ready to strike at the users. More people come out of the helicopter, looking like cast members of the season. She continues on, "The people behind me are the new members of my ~cult~, they decided to agree with me and they didn't suffer any... consequences." The new members of the cult cackle along side her. "Ta-ta, my friends! I'm heading back to hiding in Mexico. Don't want to slaughter any of those FBI pests again! Time to go sacrifice a child or two, see you!" she says, heading into the helicopter.

A second helicopter arrives with the rest of her old cult members, tying up the users of the wiki and bringing them down to a compound in Mexico. She welcomes them to the compound and let's them know that they will be used as sacrifices for her upcoming rituals, which will be very ominous. "All of you fools will be great cannonfodder for my end goal!" she says, while cooking up some kind of witch's brew in a cauldron. She finally reveals her plan to the group. "Jeff Probst is dead," she giggles and then continues, "I'm the new host of Survivor now! You guys can either rebel, or simply watch it unfold, until the end of the series, where I reveal my ultimate plan for the entire world! They will bow down to my knees!"

The group of users is in shock and don't know what to do! A cult member, that looks a lot like Raabi'a comes up to the users and blows a powder into their faces, "Yo sluts and bubblebutts, sorry not sorry for doing this to ya! Peace."

COMING SOON... ''Hagatha's Compound Survivor: The Ritual Room A Satire Season of Survivor