Thread:MightyUke416/@comment-32574574-20170911211614/@comment-26485526-20170911233544

"What's the deal, banana squeal?" - 3

"I don't get worry and stress, I cause worry and stress." - 5

"Another film, another dollar" - 3

"This isn't the first time you chowed down a black footlong" - 5

"He's had more Vietnam flashbacks than Jared Fogle has kids in his basement" - 4

"Jared Fogle has kids, WITH other kids" - 4

"If she had any more sticks up her ass, it would qualify as a gangbang" - 6 (That one is pure gold)

"Beauty is in the eye of the camera holder" - 5

"Perhaps when she goes home, she'll be able to make a new film with Hershey Trudel and that Emo Mr. Potato Head looking bastard." - 1 (I get the dig at Gerald, but he doesn't deserve that.) :P

"My favorite comedian is a mix between Don Rickles and Hillary Clinton" - 3

"If I had a dollar for every wrinkle I have on my body, I wouldn't be living in Ohio, that's for sure" - 5

"This challenge is more critical than a colonoscopy. Because at least only one person's up your ass about your own problems" - 4

"CNN and FOX News are as fake as my sex life." - 4 (Naeha? She fakes having a sex life?)

​"​I never saw her stomach such grub since Lesbian Vampire Diaries 8: Revenge of the Milfs" - 3