As Salty As a Tin of Anchovies/Morris' Tirades- Uncensored

The moon is shown glowing high in the sky as the camera turns to Morris, who is fuming at his blindside, as he leans his torch against the tree.

Morris: Stupid bitches! Stupid fucking bitches!

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- So tonight that stupid red-headed slut Kimberly decided to fuck me over and believe all the shit that absolute shitstain of a human being told her and VOTE ME OUT! I hate Kimberly so much right now. She's an ungrateful cow. I SAVED her in the game, I LITERALLY HELPED HER GET AN IDOL, and she repays me by voting me out! It's the most illogical move ever and she is going to pay for that! Mark my words, everyone will know she has an idol! If she thinks she can betray me and get away with it she's got another thing coming! And as for Jasmine... oh, I fucking hate that absolute fucking cunt of a human being. She parades around like she's the best player ever, but she SUCKS! She somehow conned Kimberly into siding with her, and then she rubbed it in my face by laughing at me when I fell over and acting like she's the Queen of the universe! I just wanted to go back, take my fucking torch and burn her with it. Those bitches are fucking made for each other! In fact I hope they both get pneumonia and die! And I hope it takes a long time so they can suffer! I HATE YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCHES!

(As Morris stomps around in a sulk, he makes his way down to the shelter, where Byron is awaiting the arrival of his next opponent. Upon seeing Morris storming towards him, a grin immediately forms on his face.)

Byron: (laughing) Holy shit, John's speech worked!

Morris: (screaming) Fuck up, Byron, you fucking asshole!

Byron: (laughing) Oh my God, you're so bitter, this is fantastic. How did Jasmine get Kimberly over to her side?

Morris: Because they're both fucking cunts''!

Byron: (laughing uncontrollably) This is so perfect. Turns out Kimberly actually has a brain.

Morris: No she doesn't! Kimberly has an idol that I helped her find! I'm gonna tell everyone she has it so she gets fucked over just like she did to me!

Byron: You do that if it helps you sleep at night. I'm gonna kick your ass tomorrow and give you the biggest dose of karma ever, and I'm gonna love it!

Morris: In your dreams, asshole!

(Morris slams his bag down in the shelter and sits, his arms crossed.)

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- So tomorrow, thanks to Kimberly, I have to do a fucking duel against Byron. It may be hard but I'll show everyone! I will kick Byron's ass and I will win the duel and I will win my way back into this game. And when I do, Kimberly and Jasmine better hope and fucking pray they aren't still there, or I will make my life a living hell! And if I DO lose tomorrow, I can always sue the show for the money that I was going to win, because the challenge will have been rigged in favour of Byron because he's able bodied! These guys BETTER have a fair challenge for me tomorrow!