Talk:Phyllis Carmichael/@comment-26485526-20180224041457

Honest Profile (Yes I'm stealing Pineapple's idea, no I don't give a shit. Fight me.)

I'm Phyllis and I am the definition of irony. Why's that you ask? Well, that's because I spend so much time studying people, yet I don't know shit about people. I flip flop so often that it would make Angela Best blush, and I get to know all kinds of details about people'e personal lives before stabbing them in the back at Tribal Council, all while expecting them to be peachy when we get back to camp and ready to give me a million dollars for having a heart colder than the material igloos are made from. I'm playing for my husband who was diagnosed with dementia. I let the thought of him withering away haunt me so much that the very disease that he has now affects me as well. I've forgotten what I teach my students, and also what empathy looks like. I am a walking contradiction, and as much as I tell myself and the camera otherwise, I have no chance of winning this game, so I'm now off to prepare my speech and my tears for when I'm inevitably taken to the Final Tribal as a goat if people prove to be nothing like me and use that thing in their heads called a brain. Have yourselves a wonderful day.