Jordan Parsley

 is a contestant from Survivor: Son Doong - Elements.

Profile

 * Name (Age): Jordan (20)
 * Tribe Designation: Jordan (Wind)
 * Current Residence: Cambridge, Massachusetts
 * Personal Claim Of Fame: Obviously getting on Survivor! Like, how cool is that? I'm twenty that's by far the craziest and coolest thing that's ever happened to me, hands down!
 * Hobbies: I'm really into movies and am studying a film degree in college right now, and while I don't think I'd ever get into it personally I love looking at cosplay stuff from my favourite movies. Outside of that, I really like fashion and catching up with friends, especially our fortnightly ritual of getting ice cream and gelati and chilling in a park.
 * Pet Peeves: Just in general, people that are rude, especially if it's over things someone has no control over like sexuality, race, disabilities and all that stuff. I guess I'm sort of light and bubbly all the time, so people that try drag me down suck.
 * 3 Words To Describe You: Zany, scintillating, amiable.
 * If you could have 3 things on an island what would they be and why?: I'd bring a giant keg of grape soda because like, that [expletive] fire. I guess I'd also want to ship in a giant crate of nacho cheese flavoured Doritos to keep me going for, well, that wouldn't last me that long, it's the best flavour. And just for the sake of not all my answers being edible, why not bring a pride flag to hang up at camp and bring some colour to our tribe?
 * Survivor Contestant you are Most Like: Okay so obviously not for any physical reasons, but I actually kinda relate a lot to Bret LaBelle from Milennials vs Gen X. We're both somewhat loud and like to crack jokes a lot, and the scene where him and Zeke drank beer together and he came out about not telling people he was gay yet really hit home. I'm still in the closet to most people, and even though being the blue hair and pink shirts should be a dead giveaway, I haven't outright told that many people. I'm just waiting for the time I feel comfortable to let people know... but I guess you're reading this right now, so you know... which means my family knows... hi dad!
 * Reason for being on Survivor: I am the biggest Survivor fan in the entire world, count on it. This is the game that I grew up watching and adoring, so I want to go out there and show everyone what I'm made of and that I can do it. As much as I'd hate to agree with Dan Foley, the superfans never seem to do that well, but forget all that, I'm here to change that perception and win this whole thing!
 * Why do you think will be Sole Survivor: I mean, I'm not really going to be seen as a threat. I'm pretty short and skinny, so as long as this isn't like, brains vs brawn vs beauty and I get put on beauty with a bunch of athletic, model girls and a bunch of super buff guys, I'm not going to be the worst physical liability but I also won't be a threat at all. That kinda gives me free reign to be social with everyone and win them over to my side, and hopefully I can use that to make strong alliances and maybe even find an idol or two along the way. I think I just know what I need to do for someone like me to win, it's just a matter of pulling it off.