Talk:Penelope Oswald/@comment-27391152-20170921124017

Boy: Mommy, I'm scarwed.

Mother: And why is that my dear?

Boy: (crying) There's a weally big, ugly, scarwy monster on the TV mom! PWEASE, PWEASE MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!

Mother: Oh, I'm sure it's not that bad!

(Mother looks at the TV and Penelope pops up)

Penelope: When I came out to my parents, they didn't throw a coming out party and paint their whole house in rainbow colours! HOW FUCKING DARE THEY! SUCH HOMOPHOBES!

Mother: OH MY GOD, IT'S HIDEOUS! Billy, what did I tell you about watching horror movies!

Boy: It's not a howwa movie, it's Survivor!

Mother: Oh, I love that show! Maybe we should give it another chance...

Penelope: SALLY WAS ROBBED, I HATE MICHELLE! EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN IS A RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC PIG WHO DESERVES TO DIIIIIIIIIIE!

Mother: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF RIGHT THIS INSTANCE! Does that woman cut her own hair or something? Good God!

I see that Uke just loves Shanniah so much, that he just HAD to make an almost exact replica! Thank you Uke for putting us through this torture once again! I mean, the fact that she hates all republicans is really going to limit her options when it comes to who she can align with considering at least a few members of her tribe will probably be one. I can already tell she's going to be calling out people for the tiniest hints of rudeness and it's going to get really old really fast. Unfortunately, knowing how much Uke loves to torture people, she'll probably last a long time, which will be INSUFFERABLE. I'm hoping she's out soon though.

Prediction: Early pre-merge/Mid post-merge (possibly a losing finalist if Uke hates us)