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Cut- Lisi Linares

441. Lisi Linares- Season 19- Fiji

"Cassandra, can I, uh, see your water shoes?"

The Lisi Linares journey was certainly a rollercoaster and I was HERE for it. Let me preface this with- Lisi is a disgusting person, borderline racist, hypocritical etc. etc. However, many of those were the reason she was so entertaining for me. Lisi came to the island ready to PLAY- this queen ended up on the Haves tribe and formed an iconic duo with Stacey- and a gross wider alliance with 2 of the future 4 Horseman and Boo (what a random group tbh). They ran Moto with an iron fist, and Lisi succeeded in ridding the game of her rival in the Latina demographic- the diabolical Mexican Lilliana. Then the swap happened and Lisi's fortunes changed- no one wanted her on their tribe and she was ready to go home! But she was not to be sent home, she spent an iconic night on Exile Island and complained the whole time. Then, with renewed vigour, she returned to Ravu to try and find the idol. She caught the Four Horseman covering their tracks from discovering the idol, and assuming they were only searching delivered the iconic "you have to get up early to fool an old cat like me," and she was right! Lisi also has the distinction of suffering a physical injury in a mental game, when she fell flat on her face in the memory challenge. She also delivered an iconic voting confessional which was super relevant to that period of Survivor "you're a grown man, consider a name change," when we had Flica, Dreamz, Boo, and Rocky all within the space of two seasons like bye. Anyway Lisi was eventually voted out for being a miserable sod and useless waste of space. But her journey wasn't over! She returned as a juror to thoroughly embarrass herself and be owned by both literal moron Dreamz and mmhmmm icon Cassandra, and actually Earl too.

Addendum: Apparently the reason she was so moody and jumped between wanting to quit and wanting to stay was that she missed her weed too much which alol.

Second Addendum: Lisi also has a successful music career with a hit song Tighty Whities. Check it out on YouTube!

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