Talk:Guy Robidoux/@comment-32574574-20170731165959

​Honest Profile: 

​Labeling myself as an Executive Chef is bullshit. I'm a Cajun chef who doesn't want to fit the redneck stereotype. Nobody has ever won Survivor ​because they could cook. I compared myself to Coach Wade, that's a rookie mistake. I should've known that anyone who compares themselves to Coach is most likely going to be more socially abysmal than Gary Busey at a strip club, *coughs*TARZAN*coughs*DEBBIE*coughs. Throughout my time in the game, I was labeled the weakest link, I spent my time looking for an idol, and Mr. Potato Head called me out on it. I had almost a week before my tribe booted me out for not contributing to really anything apart from the occasional getting-my-ass-out-of-the-shelter, every 8 hours. Coach claims to be a nobel person, but when I was voted out, I basically told all of the older people to go fuck themselves, a little contradictory to the whole "honesty and loyalty" aspect, but being the first boot of my tribe, I have a bone to pick with Survivor​''​. ''​Had I survived that Tribal Council and Four-Eyes Sr. would've gone home, the season would've been a lot less entertaining. I arguably deserved to go home. If I were to play again, I'd probably be considered a "newbie" because after the second episode, nobody remembered who I even was. I have a better chance of smashing Kylie Jenner, than winning this game.