User blog comment:Courierthekid/Jury Speeches/@comment-26485526-20180403023102

My favourite jury speech has to go to Corinne in Gabon, just the whole damn thing, but especially her speeches to Susie and Sugar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUV20hS30p8

(Although speaking of the Gabon jury, Randy's "Please don't make me vote for Susie" line was pure gold!)

As for favourite voting confessionals, I have me a little list of some of the best.

"Because I am the new Dragon Slayer" - Sophie Clarke (voting for Ozzy)

"I have no doubt that selfish mess Abi is never going to give you her immunity idol." - Denise Stapely (voting for Artis)

"DENISE!!" - Jonathan Penner (guess who he's voting for) :P

"Somebody has to go, and your fear of leaves was my biggest factor because we have to go on a leaves tour." - Tina Sheer (voting for Cirie)

"You're a grown man, consider a name change." - Lisi Linares (Voting for Dreamz Herd)

"I'm voting for Derek Zoolander... oh, I mean Dave. Enough said." - Ashley Massaro (voting for Dave)

"I'm voting for you because when you snore at nighttime it sounds like someone's choking a walrus." - Courtney Yates (voting for Jean-Robert)

"I hope this is the last time I have to vote for you... maybe we all can sleep now." - (Courtney Yates voting for Jean-Robert)

"Bitch" - Randy Bailey (voting for Crystal Cox)

"I'll write your name again, and if I'm up there in the final three, you'll still give me your million dollar vote." - Sandra Diaz-Twine (voting for Rupert)

"MOOO!!" - Jenna Lewis (voting for Gervase Peterson)

But, the greatest voting confessional ever...

"YOU HAVE MADE MY LIFE HELL FROM DAY! ONE! FORGET YOU! GO HOME! GOOD-BYE!!" - Crystal Cox (Voting for Randy Bailey)