Queen Victoria is Rolling Over in Her Grave

Queen Victoria is Rolling Over in Her Grave is the 90 minute, premiere episode of Survivor: Mozambique

Challenges
Reward Challenge: Battle Dig

The tribes would face off in pairs. The four castaways would race along the beach to dig up a single bag in a designated lane. The castaways would then have to race back to their respective finish mat. The first person to be touching the bag and their finish mat would score a point for their tribe. The first tribe to score three points would win.

Reward: Both flint and the right to stay at their current camp (the losing tribe would be relocated to a new beach).

Immunity Challenge: Blue Lagoon Bustle Tribes start out on the beach, with first 6 players from each tribe running into the ocean, swimming out to a net obstacle, climbing over, go over a barrel roll, swimming to a crate staircase and jumping off, swimming to the tribe boat, diving down and untying a series of knots, paddling back to shore, carrying a chest to the puzzle station. The four remaining players from each tribe then solve their tribe's puzzle in the form of a captain's wheel. The first tribe to extend the flag using the wheel wins.

Day 1
As jovial music begins to play, the scene opens up and we see a shot of a thin cloud before zooming in to show a wide of the Mozambique Channel, which lies between Madagascar and the country of Mozambique. As the music picks up, the camera transitions to shots of various wildlife native to the African landscape including African elephants, giraffes, lions, and zebras. The footage then switches back to the Mozambique Channel where we now see two canoes, coloured gold and pink respectively, paddling through the Channel from Mozambique’s mainland towards the island of Santa Carolina. We then see various shots of the castaways paddling the canoe that corresponds with their tribe’s colour. The camera then focuses on a helicopter that is flying overhead. Standing inside the helicopter is Jeff Probst, who is about to introduce this new season of Survivor.

"none"

- We are flying above the Mozambique Channel, heading to the small island of Santa Carolina, part of the East African nation of Mozambique. It is a nation that was once ruled by Portugal, and though the Portuguese have influenced the culture here a bit, the native culture and traditions of this land have not only held strong here, but have also influenced the culture of the nation that once ruled this land. However, this land also comes with its fair share of challenges. Although it is the dry season right now in Mozambique, the temperature gets excruciatingly hot during the day, while also feeling extremely cold at night. It is here that twenty Americans will experience the adventure of a lifetime.

''The camera now transitions out from the helicopter and focuses back on the two canoes as the castaways continue paddling towards their new home. Soon, the camera focuses on an older lady with wild, red hair, wearing a yellow sweater and a gold scarf.''

"makhuwa"

- This game really is very far out of my comfort zone given that I don’t consider myself to be a very social person in my daily life. But at the same time, I need the money, so I’m gonna push myself as hard as I can. I’m just gonna try and be kind to everyone and helpful around camp while not pissing anybody off. The one thing I will not stand for though are bullies! Hopefully my tribe mates are nice and give me a chance to integrate because I truly believe that if I’m given a chance to prove myself, I could be not just a real asset to my tribe, but I might also have a decent chance to win the million bucks!

''As the view transitions out of Penelope’s confessional, it moves over to a young, athletic-looking man wearing a green shirt and a grey jacket. He has a very serious look on his face as he glances around at the people in his canoe.''

"makhuwa"

- In my daily life, I am used to setting lofty standards for myself and stopping at nothing to reach them. I achieved my Bachelor of Arts in Family Studies with a GPA of 4.4, I was the quarterback for my high school’s football team and led them to the state championship, and I am currently doing very well in law school. For me, Survivor is no different because I am setting my sights on one thing and one thing only, and that’s winning this game in order to help pay for my tuition, which is crazy expensive. I just hope that these people don’t realize how smart I really am until it’s too late and that I can find it within me to relax and play my own game. As far as I’m concerned, I don’t trust any of these people, and I doubt that I ever will. Maybe, if they know what’s good for them, they won’t trust me either. (Winks then laughs)

The camera then switches over to the pink canoe where we see a young, African-American man with dreadlocks and a gold lip stud, smiling as he continues paddling and the footage transitions to his confessional.

"sena"

- I don’t mean to sound cocky or anything, but I think I have a bit of an advantage that my competition out here won’t see coming. My best friend, Vicktor Hernandez, competed on Survivor: Tasmania - Vengeance, so I’ve certainly taken advantage of his experience so I could get an idea of what to expect in this game. When Vicktor competed, he didn’t make the merge, and I can guarantee to you right now that I’m not going to make the same mistakes that he made and that I’m going to be a, perhaps unexpected, force to be reckoned with out here.

Following Kane’s confessional, the camera transitions to a shot of a muscular man with short, golden hair, wearing an orange shirt with a deep v-neck and a cocky smirk on his face.

"sena"

- A few years ago, I was your stereotypical, idiot surfer-dude who acted like there was nothing more to life than drinking and getting high. Well, right now I am a brand-new man and I consider myself to be “high on life,” as it were! (Chuckles) Although I get that there’s an irony to that statement, by it I mean that I find incredible joy and happiness in the beauty of life and that I no longer need those harmful substances to have fun. I truly feel as though this new, more mature me, is perfectly capable of winning this game! I’ve got the looks, the athleticism, and now the intelligence and maturity needed to power through this thing and claim that million-dollar cheque for myself!

A couple more shots of various castaways can be seen as Jeff’s voice is heard.

"none"

- They have not spoken to each other, but first impressions are already forming.

''The camera now shows a shot of a young, chubby girl wearing a Victorian Era dress and a top hat beginning to sweat a little as she continues paddling in the gold canoe. The view then zooms out a little to show a young woman of Chinese descent looking at her and rolling her eyes before re-focusing on paddling.''

"makhuwa"

- So, as I’m looking around our boat, I happen to see this utter moron wearing a long ass, Victorian Era dress and a top hat, of all things. All I could think was “Seriously bitch? How many times were you dropped on your head as a baby and what the heck were you smoking before coming out here? It’s like, a million degrees already and you’re wearing that s***?!” I’ll bet you anything that Queen Victoria is rolling over in her grave right now upon seeing the stupid, obsessive lengths people like that are willing to put her era of fashion through. Honest to God, I think I’ll consider it a miracle if that girl lasts more than three days, ‘cause she’s clearly not prepared to deal with the elements out here!

''We now see a young man with long, beach-blonde hair tied back in a pony-tail looking around the boat as he continues paddling. He then turns his head to look forward again, rolls his eyes, and quietly giggles to himself as the camera transitions to his confessional.''

"makhuwa"

- Lookin’ at my tribe man, I think it’s pretty safe to say that this proud Jersey boy is gonna be stickin’ around for a while! (Chuckles) I mean, we got a red-headed crazy cat lady that probably cuts ‘n’ styles her own hair with a spoon, some weird chick that robbed her Great-Great-Great Grandmomma’s grave ‘n’ stole the dress she was buried in, the Kool-Aid Man himself wearin’ a superman shirt, for some reason, ‘n’ that ain’t even half of ‘em! (Chuckles) If these people are even half as stupid as they look, you’d might as well just gimme the million dollars now so I could party it up back home in Jersey with the money ‘n’ nobody else wastes their time starvin’ out here just waitin’ for their turn to lose!

The view now transitions over to the pink boat, where the camera soon focuses on an older, Asian man who is shaking his head in apparent disgust as he continues paddling.

"sena"

- I’m looking around the boat I’m in, and the only thought coming to my mind is that this had better not be the tribe I’m stuck with! I mean, besides myself, there only appear to be two other people over the age of 30 in my boat. Young people nowadays seem to get everything handed to them, while virtues like respect and hard-work seem to be a thing of the past. There’s one young girl in particular that I’m not looking forward to meeting, the skinny one with the pink top and long, blonde hair. She just looks like someone who’s only out here to cause trouble, and probably expects someone to carry her to a shady spot once we get to the beach so she can nap while the rest of us build the shelter. I hope I’m wrong, but something tells me that I won’t be. (Scowls)

The camera now transitions over to the skinny girl that Peter was referring to as she paddles with a dead serious look on her face.

"sena"

- These people that I’m playing the game with are probably all looking at me right now saying (Mocking tone) “Like, OMG, what the f*** is Malibu Barbie doing out here playing Survivor?” It doesn’t matter though, ‘cause I get those kind of looks in my everyday life as well. I’m different than a lot of girls in my age-group in the sense that I’m not afraid to break a nail, I’m a proud Republican supporter, and I hope to be working for the United Nations someday. Out here, people are bound to underestimate me and I’m totally going to use that to my advantage when I blow my competition out of the water en route to winning myself a million bucks!

''Following Tori’s confessional, we see a wide shot of the ten castaways in the pink boat, followed by a wide shot of the ten castaways in the gold boat. The camera then zooms out to show both boats as the castaways continue to paddle towards the island of Santa Carolina. We then see one last shot of Jeff standing in the helicopter flying overhead.''

"none"

- It is the ultimate challenge. Forced to work together, they must create a new society while battling the elements, and each other. They must learn to adapt, or they'll be voted out. In the end, only one will remain to claim the million-dollar prize.

39 DAYS... 20 PEOPLE... 1 SURVIVOR!!

(Intro Plays)

''The footage now transitions out of the intro and into a shot from the beach looking out at the ocean as the twenty castaways paddle towards the Island of Santa Carolina in their respective boat. Soon, the pink boat reaches shore followed closely behind by the gold boat. As the camera focuses on the gold boat, we see Jimmy helping the young, chubby girl out of the boat as she is careful not to trip on her long dress. The girl giggles and blushes as she thanks Jimmy and the camera transitions to her confessional.''

"makhuwa"

- You people have no idea how excited I am to be out here! Playing Survivor has been a dream of mine for like, forever! Well… maybe not forever, because I haven’t been alive forever, only 25 years. (Giggles) But like, it still has been a dream of mine for a long time, and I can hardly believe that I’m actually here in Africa right now! I think I have a great shot at winning because everyone here is clearly looking at me and seeing me as the crazy chick that’s gonna be easy pickings! (Chuckles) But when they least expect it… BAM! They’re gonna be blindsided and I’m gonna keep cruisin’ towards day 39 and a full one million dollars will be in my pocket when this whole thing is said and done, baby! (Grins from ear to ear)

The twenty castaways can now be seen gathered around the beach where the two boats are, just talking among themselves as there doesn't yet appear to be anything around that indicates what is to happen next, not even a tribe flag. After a few moments, an African American woman speaks up in an effort to get things going.

Leah (Loud enough for the whole group to hear): Okay people, I don't mean to sound like a bitch or nothing, but does anyone here know what the heck is happening? If not, I suggest we work to find that out right now.

Irene (Caught off guard): Excuse me? Lady, if you don't want to sound like a bitch, then I suggest not being a bitch. It's not a crime for people to wanna chat and get to know each other.

Leah (Defensive): I don't want an argument here! I'm just saying that we need to get something going 'cause day one is going to be over before we know it.

Peter (Nodding): I agree with you, whatever your name is.

Leah: Leah.

Peter: I agree with Leah, so I think the two of us are gonna go look for something that shows what's happening next. (Glares at Irene) If you think this is a vacation or sporting event of some sort, feel free to stay back.

Irene (Crosses her arms): That's not at all what I said, so don't twist my words, man. I don't know about you, but I'd like to at least know the names of some of these people considering that we're all strangers right now and we just got here!

"makhuwa"

- So... it hasn't even been a half-hour since we reached this island, and someone's already pissing me off! (Mocking tone) "Imma go be an 'Old-Man Dora the Explorer', and if you think this is a vacation, feel free to stay back." (Rolls eyes) Bitch, I know this isn't a vacation, but that doesn't mean I have to work from the second I get out of the damn boat! (Looks around) Did anybody tell him and his lady-friend that this was a social game? I somehow don't think step one of winning Survivor is "Piss people off as soon as you get the chance." (Rolls eyes)

''Following Irene's confessional, we see that there is a bit of an awkward silence among the group as Leah and Peter begin to lead them off of the beach. The camera focuses on a young, muscular man as Kane whispers to him, "Let's just hope none of 'em are on our tribe." To which the young man lets out a small giggle and nod as the scene transitions to his confessional.''

"sena"

- To be honest, I'm actually kind of glad that the older, black lady spoke up in an effort to try and get things going around here. I forget her name at the moment, but yeah, it's nice that she spoke up and took the heat from Irene for it and that I didn't have to. I tend to get bored fairly easily and I was just itching to actually get things going, but at the same time, I'm really trying to bite my tongue out here because my mouth does have a tendency to get me in trouble sometimes. The more other people say what I'm thinking for me, the less likely my frustrations will bite me in the ass.

Following Constantine's confessional, the camera shows the twenty castaways approaching a big crate with two bags on top of it, as well as a note. Emil gets to the crate first and reaches for the note, but Leah grabs it instead as the young, university student makes an annoyed face. Leah then begins to read the note loud enough for the entire group to hear.

Leah (Reading): Welcome everyone to Survivor: Mozambique!

A few of the younger castaways begin to clap and cheer, which annoys Peter.

Peter: Let the woman finish, damn it! This note is important!

''Peter's remark gets on the nerves of these younger castaways as Tori whispers to Irene "I say we get rid of him first." Irene responds with "Oh, for sure." as Leah continues reading the note.''

Leah (Reading): For now, all 20 of you will be living together on this beach. This crate contains enough building supplies to build a shelter big enough for all of you. However, despite all 20 of you living on the same beach in one shelter, you will be split into two tribes. If you arrived on the beach in the pink canoe, take a pink buff. Your tribe name is Sena. If you arrived in the gold canoe, take a gold buff. Your tribe name is Makhuwa. Both tribes are named after ethnic groups native to Mozambique. I wish you all the best of luck.

''There appears to be mixed reactions among the twenty castaways upon learning that they will be living on the same beach and in the same shelter, but also that their tribes include the people in their canoe as they arrived on the island. The camera focuses in on Leah, who appears to be more mad than anything as she takes her buff out of the gold bag.''

"makhuwa"

- This whole "living on the same beach" thing is not what I expected at all, nor is it what I wanted to deal with out of the gate. But that is peanuts compared to the fact that as of right now, I hate the tribe I'm stuck with! Not only is the one person that I seemed to get along with off the bat on the other tribe, but I have to deal with that lippy, Asian girl! So yeah, it's safe to say that my Survivor experience did not get off to a good start whatsoever! (Scowls)

As people now begin to open the crate and reveal the building supplies, a young, muscular man of Hispanic decent speaks up.

Allan: So... how do we want to divide duties here? I doubt it would be practical for all 20 of us to be doing the same thing.

Peter: That's true, well... I think most of us should work on the shelter, but we should have a select few working on getting a fire started, and maybe weaving palm fronds as well.

Cassy (Speaking up): I can work on building the actual shelter, if that's okay.

Peter (Shakes head; Giggles): Actually, I'd rather have most of us guys work on the shelter, so we have the muscle.

Leah (Caught off guard): What's that supposed to mean? I have plenty of muscle! Certainly more so than the Pillsbury Dough-Boy over there! (Points to Marshall) No offense, by the way.

Marshall (Laughs): None taken, Leah! I'd probably be better suited to working on the fire anyway.

Cassy (Annoyed): I have plenty of muscle too! In fact, I could probably kick your ass in a fight, old man!

Peter (Frustrated): Hey, there's no need to get angry, and this is not a test as to who does and doesn't have muscle! I'm just looking for the most efficient way to get this shelter built before nightfall, that's it! How about this? Let's have Leah and the guys, minus Marshall, on shelter; Marshall, Penelope, Cassy, Ricki, and young black girl... whatever your name is...

Francine: Francine!

Peter: There! So the five of you on fire, then the rest of you girls can weave palm fronds. I think that would be the most efficient way to go here!

Cassy (Rolls eyes, Crosses arms): Whatever.

Peter (Smiles): Perfect! Let's get to work, people!

As the castaways begin to go their separate ways, the camera focuses in on Peter as he takes some of the wood out of the crate.

"sena"

- It honestly just blows my mind how selfish and entitled some of these young people are out here! All I wanted to do was get that damn shelter built before nightfall, but of course, some young, blonde, chicky-poo decides to challenge my leadership and make this a debate as to who does and doesn't have muscle. I don't give a rat's ass if you have muscle! All I cared about was the fact that, generally speaking, guys are physically stronger than girls! As such, when I divided the girls up into their duties, I made sure to place multiple people from both tribes on each duty so that they couldn't talk to each other as easily. Hopefully that works out and they don't immediately start talking about getting rid of me 'cause I was the only one that actually had the balls to stand up and lead this charade!

After Peter's confessional, the scene switches back to the crate where we see a thin, Hispanic man, wearing a green button-up shirt, reaching into it in order to pull out a hammer. However, the camera pans over to show the inside of the crate, and towards the side of it, there is an envelope marked "Secret Advantage." This causes the man's heart to start racing as he excitedly grabs the envelope. Just as he does this however, Kane happens to be looking in the crate as well, and notices him grab the envelope. The man quickly grabs the hammer as well, apologizes to Kane, and begins to walk away, although he stops and whispers to Kane, "Let's go to a private spot, now." The two men now begin to leave the area as the camera focuses on the frustrated, Hispanic man before cutting to his confessional.

"makhuwa"

- So, as I'm looking into the crate of supplies we were given, I happen to notice an envelope marked "Secret Advantage." Of course, my tunnel vision gets the better of me, and I just had to grab it! Unfortunately, Kane was looking into the crate at the same time, and obviously saw me grab the envelope. It wasn't my ideal scenario, but I just had to share with him the information that was inside because if he didn't, I'm pretty she he'd expose me. Or at least... I know I'd expose me if I wasn't immediately shown the information. (Chuckles ironically)

Following Brendyn's confessional, the scene again shows him with Kane as they reach their destination away from the other castaways.

Brendyn: Okay, so to be honest, the reason I dragged you out here so abruptly was because I want to show you just what kind of game I plan on playing. I'm going to play honestly and openly and with complete loyalty, and I want to show you that by opening this thing in front of you. No shenanigans, no nothing.

Kane (Smiles): Well, that's good to know, Brendyn. Thank you very much for saying that.

Brendyn: You are so welcome. (Sighs) Well, I guess now is the moment of truth.

Brendyn now opens the envelope and pulls out the note that was inside.

Brendyn (Reading): Congratulations. If you manage to outlast 17 other people and make it to the Final Tribal Council, you have won yourself the right to steal the jury vote of someone that you don't think would cast their vote for you to win the million dollars. In order to use this advantage, right before the jury begins to cast their votes, simply show the host this advantage and select the juror whose vote you would like to steal. You will then stand up and cast a jury vote in his or her place. However, that is not the only aspect of this advantage. If you happen to be voted out of the game, you must will this advantage to any castaway of your choosing that remains in the game.

Brendyn folds the paper back up and places it in his pocket.

Brendyn (In awe): Wow!

Kane: I know, right?! This is awesome!

Brendyn (Nodding): Oh, for sure! As I said though, I want to make sure that you know you can trust me. I know we're on different tribes, man, but I think this is perfect!

"makhuwa"

- So it turns out that I possess the "Steal a Jury Vote" advantage, which is awesome! I mean, the extra aspect of this advantage, compared to last year, is that this time, if I get voted out, I'll be forced to will this advantage to someone else. Hopefully that doesn't happen, and I don't foresee it, but you never know, I guess. It just sucks that I'm kinda forced to align with Kane because of it though. I honestly have zero faith in the human race, and I just hate most people, and I certainly don't trust someone like Kane who has as much power as he does at the moment. On one hand, I hate that we're on different tribes because I can't blindside him at the moment for knowing too much. But, at least we have this One World twist happening right now, so I can at least sort of keep an eye on him for the time being, which is nice.

Brendyn (Serious tone): Here's the thing, I think it would be great if the two of us could be a secret alliance of sorts and hopefully come together at the merge in order to run the game!

Kane (Smiling): Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, man. I'd love to align with you for sure! I know it's kinda early, but is there anyone else that you think you may be able to trust?

Brendyn (Shakes head): Not really. I mean, Allan seems like a good, loyal guy, but I haven't really formed tight bonds or anything with many people yet, and I don't trust anybody right now, except you.

Kane: Yeah, I can definitely understand that, for sure. The only one that I really seemed to bond with so far is Constantine, and he seems like he'd be a really loyal guy, so I'd love to have him work with us as well, if that's okay with you.

Brendyn: That's a good idea, I guess. I mean, I don't trust him, but then again, I trust absolutely nobody right now. So, if you have a good feeling about him, then we should go with that.

Kane: Oh, for sure!

Brendyn: I'd just rather avoid aligning with people like Peter, Leah, and Irene right now. I just don't think it would be wise to draw any unnecessary attention to ourselves, especially this early. Like, I guess they could be shields for us, but if we're doing this cross-tribe thing, then laying low is definitely our best option right now.

Kane: I completely agree. At least I know you have my back, and I just want to make sure you know that I have yours.

Brendyn: Thank you very much, Kane. I really appreciate that. I trust you 100% because you knowing about my advantage does give you a good amount of power. I just hope I'm making a good call here.

Kane (Reassuring): You have nothing to worry about, Brendyn. You have my word. Now, I think we should get back to camp before Peter starts wondering where we are! (Giggles)

"sena"

- Brendyn is definitely a player out here, no doubt about that, man! I'm glad that he showed me that he has the Steal a Jury Vote advantage, but at the same time, I know for a fact that he wouldn't have done that if I didn't catch him taking it out of the crate. As of right now, I want Brendyn to trust me completely because if he goes home, I want that advantage to myself, and he'd have the power to give it to me! This game is starting off on a really weird note, but now that I at least have a degree of power, I'm feeling pretty good about myself! (Smiles)

''We are now taken to a scene in which the three younger girls Peter designated to make fire (Francine, Ricki, and Cassy), as well as Irene, are in the woods gathering firewood. Cassy in particular is shown to be carrying quite a bit of firewood, especially compared to the other three women, which catches Ricki's attention.''

Ricki (Raising an eyebrow): You trying to prove a point there, girl?

Cassy (Shrugs; sassy tone): I dunno, maybe. Why'd you ask?

Ricki: Well, you still seem kinda pissy that Peter didn't let you help build the shelter.

Cassy (Rolls eyes): Yeah, I guess you can say that I'm trying to prove myself a bit, but I just feel comfortable carrying all this firewood. The part that ticked me off is that he seemed to designate me to do this fire building stuff because I'm a girl, and I'm just not one to deal with that crap, whether I'm at home or not.

Irene: What do you do for a living, Cassy?

Cassy: I'm a diesel mechanic.

Ricki: Yeah, that is a male dominated field, for sure! I can see how you'd stick out a bit, but nobody should stereotype you as weaker or anything just because of your gender.

Cassy (Passionately): Exactly! That's what I've been saying all along! I feel like I've been stereotyped most of my life, because I've always found myself interested in doing things stereotyped as "masculine" such as hunting, woodworking, and fixing cars. I guess by now though you'd think I'd have grown a thicker skin, it still really gets on my nerves.

Francine: I wouldn't worry about Peter too much if I were you. I think he's just an ass****. I'd love to vote him out ASAP if we go to Tribal first.

Irene: I'd bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? (Mocking tone) Miss "young black girl." (Laughs)

The other three ladies also let out a short chuckle.

Ricki: I can't believe he actually, full-on said that! Like, is he trying to get booted off first?

Francine: I don't know, maybe. Look, just to be clear, I'm not offended or anything. Like, I'm young, and I'm a black girl. (Giggles) But it just caught me off guard that Peter said that in that sort of, almost condescending manner.

Cassy: Oh, for sure! Peter's just so obnoxious!

Ricki: Oh, speaking of Peter, Irene, shouldn't you get back to weaving palm-fronds? Wouldn't Peter get mad at you for not doing your designated duty? (Giggles)

Irene (Rolls eyes): Peter can go f*** himself! His lady-friend too! I'm mostly here 'cause I wanted to chat with you girls, but I am helping! (Picks up another stick) Look!

All four young women begin to laugh again as the camera focuses on Cassy and transitions to her confessional.

"sena"

- I'm really glad that a lot of the girls seem to have issues with Peter and that I'm not the only one who hates his guts right now! It just pisses me off that it seemed like he purposely put me on making the fire as opposed to building the shelter because I'm a girl, although Leah did get a pass, for whatever reason. Maybe Peter has a crush on her, I don't know! Not only that, but his whole attitude just seems so freaking condescending, and I just can't deal with people like that! If my tribe goes to Tribal Council first, I honestly don't see myself writing any name down other than his at the moment.

The camera now transitions back to the conversation between the four young women as they continue getting to know each other.

Francine: So Ricki, what do you do for a living?

Ricki: I'm the manager at a spa in Grand Forks.

Irene: That is so cool, and honestly, I am so jealous of you! If I worked at a spa, I'd make sure to give myself a mud bath or something at least a few times a week!

Ricki: Yeah, it is really nice, and I do love working there. I love the mud baths too, but they're not free for me just 'cause I'm the manager. I only have a 25% discount. Although I do admit that sometimes, I take a quick mud bath after I lock up just so that it's nice and quiet in there. (Giggles) I still make sure to charge myself for the mud bath, but yeah.

Cassy (Chuckles): Perks of the job, right!?

Ricki: Without a doubt! (Giggles)

"makhuwa"

- I'm letting these people think that I'm a manager at a spa, but that's solely because if they know what my real job is, I'd probably be one of the first to go! See, I'm actually the founder and C.E.O. of Clarimond Inc. in North Dakota. The job isn't nearly as impressive as it sounds because Clarimond Inc. is basically a holding company for Mom & Pop style businesses that are worth rescuing when the original owners want out. But at the same time, as soon as people here the title "C.E.O." a whole s***-load of panic buttons would instantly go off, and people wouldn't care what my explanation was! As long as nobody finds out what I really do for a living, I should be okay for the most part. (Smiles)

''Meanwhile, at the main camp area, Alexandra, Tori, Sky, and Tesla are weaving palm fronds and Marshall and Penelope are working on building a fire pit. The camera then focuses on Marshall and Penelope as the two oldest members of the Makhuwa tribe are getting to know each other.''

Marshall: What do you like to do in your spare time, Penelope?

Penelope: I watch a lot of TV, I must admit. (Giggles) I love Ellen DeGeneres so much though! It's almost like I'd consider her my hero in a sense.

Marshall (Intrigued): Why is that?

Penelope (Shrugs): I guess it has to do with the fact that she seems to always be able to get me in a good mood and kinda forget about all of this crap that's happening in the world around us, even for only a little bit. It also might help the fact that she's as successful as she is despite being a lesbian, like myself.

Marshall (Nodding): Yeah, it's always nice seeing someone that you can relate with on a personal level become a huge success. I don't watch much television myself, but I have enjoyed the few episodes of Ellen that I have managed to catch.

Penelope: So, what do you do for a living, Marshall?

Marshall: I'm a Roman Catholic Priest, actually.

Penelope stops dead in her tracks, raises her eyebrows, and drops her jaw a bit as she is utterly shocked at Marshall's revelation.

Marshall (Chuckles): You okay there?

Penelope (Trying to regain her composure): Y-yeah, I am. Sorry... I just did not expect that at all from you!

Marshall (Laughs): Yeah, I've been told a few times that I'm not your stereotypical Priest. I don't walk around all day with the white collar, I'm not afraid to drop an "f-bomb" every now and again (giggles), and I find that I'm more open and flexible with my way of teaching ministry and spreading God's word than many older Priests. It's not that the (uses finger quotes) "Old School" way of teaching is bad, it's just that I find that I like being more social and that I enjoy getting to know people more on a personal level than some of the more traditional Priests. I just look at it this way, even though I'm the one preaching God's word at Sunday mass, we're still all human.

Penelope (Giggles nervously): Oh, for sure! T-that really is wonderful. It's just that, some Priests, as you alluded to, seem to think that they're above everyone else.

Marshall: Yeah, that's a backwards way of thinking, for sure. One thing that I'm really passionate about is Youth Ministry. I think it's really important to have young people involved in not only the church, but their communities as well because they are the future, after all. (Giggles)

Penelope (Awkwardly): Yeah, uh... that is very true.

Marshall (Slightly concerned): You okay there, Penelope?

Penelope (Embarrassed): Yeah, um... I-I... just have to pee. I... I'll be back.

Marshall (Smiling): No problem.

''Penelope then quickly gets up and scurries off towards the woods. The camera then transitions back to the other five castaways as Tori looks up from her palm frond, dumbfounded.''

Tori: The f*** is her problem?

Marshall (Shrugs): I really don't know, to be honest. I don't think I said anything offensive, did I?

Alexandra: No, not at all, Marshall! Maybe she had a bad experience with organized religion or something when she was younger. Hopefully she doesn't use your occupation against you, but I don't think you can be too careful out here.

Tori (Scoffs): Puh-lease! If Penelope tries to use the fact that you're a Priest to send you home, Marshall, then that is just complete B.S.! She had to have known that she was gonna be coming out here with complete strangers, and nothing you said was even remotely offensive!

Marshall: Oh, I completely agree, Tori. But I just can't help but be a little bit paranoid after seeing that. That's all.

"makhuwa"

- I knew going into this game that there might be some people out here that have issues with organized religion, but at the same time, I still am disappointed that, based on Penelope's actions, it appears as though she wanted nothing to do with me after learning that I'm a Roman Catholic Priest. It was never my intention coming out here to force religion onto anybody. I just wanted to play this amazing game while meeting so many awesome people from many different walks of life while testing myself in this harsh environment. Hopefully this initial barrier is something the two of us can get past, but right now, I think my main focus simply needs to be on establishing bonds with everyone else in my tribe specifically because hopefully that would be enough for me to get past these first couple eliminations.

We now see Penelope sitting on the beach looking out into the ocean. Her feet are in the water and she has brought both of her knees up close to her chest and her head is hanging low. Soon, she lifts her head up, and we can see that her face and eyes are bright red as the camera cuts to her confessional.

"makhuwa"

- (Sighs loudly) I'm sorry, but it really caught me off guard something awful when I learned that Marshall is a Priest. I... I guess part of it is that, well... he's not, um... someone that looks like a Priest, if you know what I mean. Not only that, but I just have a huge issue with organized religion in general, and my biggest fear is that he's gonna try and shove the Bible down everybody's damn throat and turn the damn shelter into his personal pulpit or something! (Takes a deep breath) Not only that... but, I heard that through the 70s and 80s especially, there were a good number of Priests that were known to prey on children, such as their Alter Boys. I don't wanna make assumptions about Marshall, especially because he does seem like a really nice guy, and I was actually heavily considering asking him for an alliance before he told me he was a Priest. But then again... he did say that he was passionate about youth ministry! (Puts her head in her hands for a moment then takes another deep breath) I'm sorry... (sighs) this is just way out of my comfort zone. I know I need to suck it up and align with people, and I do need the money very badly. It just looks like it's gonna be a really bumpy ride for the first little bit. Hopefully I can pull myself outta this slump I'm in right now and bounce back quickly. (Smiles hopefully)

''Following Penelope's confessional, we are taken to a conversation in the woods involving Peter, Leah, Allan, Geoff, and Jimmy as the five of them search for more logs to carry back to camp. Peter in particular is still heated from his confrontations with some of the younger girls earlier in the day.''

Peter: It really blows my mind how people can be so selfish and entitled! (To Allan and Jimmy) No offense guys, but your generation really need to know their place in the world!

Jimmy (Caught off guard): Y-yeah, I agree that there are a lot of immature people in our age group. Without a doubt.

Allan: Yeah, I agree with that. But at the same time, there are bad apples in every age group. I don't necessarily think it's fair to paint an entire group of people with the same brush like that.

Peter (Rolls eyes): Oh, please! The only ones around here that didn't seem to wanna do things are younger people, after all! Allan, you seem like a good kid, and I get that you have an inherent desire to defend your generation, but there really is no need to do that. Just be happy that you're not like the rest of 'em!

Geoff: My only suggestion though would be to limit your outbursts to when there are just people like us around, Peter. The unfortunate fact right now is that there are more of them than there are of us, so if you don't want to go early, it might be wise to try and bite your tongue a bit.

Peter: That's true, I guess. It just pisses me off when people seem to do whatever they can to avoid doing their fair share! Some of those younger girls appear to be doing nothing but mouthing off, and I haven't seen Craig do any work yet, even though I specifically asked him to help with the shelter!

Geoff (Sympathetic tone): I get that, but if you keep going off at them like this, they're only going to use that as an excuse to get rid of you, which is the last thing we need right now.

"sena"

- Based on what I have observed, it seems like Peter has already built up quite the reputation for himself among many of the younger people in this game, and that reputation is not a positive one, to say the least! For some reason, he seems to think that almost every millennial ever is an entitled, no-good, brat... even though most of our fellow castaways are millennials. Since I'm a bit older though, I feel like Peter would be loyal to me if I managed to rope him into an alliance, which I will try and do. But at the same time, I still want to be able to maintain some sort of decent social standing in this game, so I can't afford to let our connection appear too obvious to many other people.

Geoff: So Allan, I haven't gotten a chance to talk to you much out here yet. Tell me a bit about yourself?

Allan: Well, alright. My name's Allan Flores, I'm from Knoxville, Tennessee, I'm 29 years-old, I'm a firefighter...

Leah (Interrupting; shocked): You're a firefighter?!

Allan (Giggles nervously): Yeah...

Leah (Excited): Oh my gosh! That is so awesome! I'm a firefighter too!

Allan (Taken aback): Really?!

Leah (Proudly): Yup! I've been a member of the St. Louis Fire Department for almost 13 years now! I honestly couldn't see myself doing anything else.

Allan (Smiles): That's wonderful! I joined the Fire Department because my father was a firefighter and I decided that I wanted to follow in his footsteps... (takes a deep breath) But yeah... I love it. What we do may be extremely difficult, but it is incredibly satisfying at the end of the day.

Leah (Giggles): Amen to THAT!

Allan (Smiling): For sure!

"makhuwa"

- My first impression of Leah, wasn't exactly the most positive thing in the world to say the least given how she asserted herself in the beginning. But, after our conversation this afternoon, I'm really starting to see a bit of a different side to her. I feel like she's one of those people that's extremely rough around the edges, but once you get to know them, you see that they have a heart of gold. I love the fact that's she's passionate about firefighting like I am. I feel like if I get the opportunity to work with her out here that she'd be very loyal to me because of that bond that the two of us share, which could be beneficial for my personal game.

As the five of them continue working, we can see that Leah has come unglued as she remains fixated on her conversation with Allan. After a few moments, Peter rolls his eyes and announces to the group that they should maybe start heading back to camp as they found plenty of stuff for the shelter. Peter and Geoff then start heading back as Peter glances behind him, seeing that although Allan, Leah, and Jimmy are following them, they are lagging behind a bit as they continue their conversation. We now see Peter roll his eyes again as the camera transitions to his confessional.

"sena"

- Just as I was beginning to feel really good about Leah, she learns that Allan is also a firefighter, and comes completely unglued! I know Leah and I are technically on separate tribes right now, but I was hoping there'd be a swap of some sort soon enough and that her and I could enter into an official alliance, with this "One World" thing giving us the perfect avenue to keep in touch until then. However, Allan is clearly someone that's gonna stick by his own generation, and if Leah decides that she's more loyal to him, then I'm probably toast if I can't secure numbers from my original tribe! Hopefully Leah wakes up soon and realizes that Allan's too young for her and that he'll dump her as soon as she becomes no longer necessary for him and his posse of children to drag along!

We are now taken to a shot later in the afternoon, after the shelter has been completely built, where we can see Emil, Craig, Irene, Sky, and Allan hanging out in the water. Most of the people in the water can be seen flirting with each other, Allan don't appear to be that interested in flirting (although he plays along with the girls), while Craig and Irene in particular are much more into it.

Sky (On her back letting herself float): Ah, this is the life! Why can't we be the only ones here in Africa right now instead of dicks like Peter?

Craig (Smirking): Because then nobody would get to see how cute you are when you're pissed off. (Winks)

Sky: Oh please! I am not cute when I'm pissed off! Don't try me, bitch! (Giggles)

Emil: Oh, I bet you are! Maybe we should test out your theory though, just to be sure.

Sky (Giggles): Yeah, in your dreams, Jersey douche.

Irene (Chuckles): Who here thinks they should just re-name Jersey Shore as "Jersey Douche-bags"?

Everyone in the water raises their hands, except Emil.

Emil (Laughs): C'mon peeps! Jersey really ain't that bad! (To the girls) I suggest that you absolute babes join me in Jersey after this game's said 'n' done so that I can show you what a real party looks like!

Irene (Playfully rolling her eyes): Or, you can just take a bite of one of your steroid sandwiches, make like a tree, and leave. (Giggles)

Emil: Easy there, girl! Don't knock it b'fore you try it, as it were! Trust me, I think y'all would love Jersey, which is my home State, the Garden State... where I'm from, ya' know?

Irene (Slightly annoyed): Yeah... we do.

"makhuwa"

- (Mocking Emil) I love Jersey, which is my home State, the Garden State, where I'm from. Hey babes, party it up with me in Jersey after the game! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! (Snarls) Like seriously, Jesus f***ing Christ, man shut up about Jersey already! Ugh! I would not be surprised if that love-child of Rob Ford and Peter Griffin New Jersey has for a Governor decided to deport his ass to Antarctica or something for bringing every f***ing Jersey stereotype to life out here! Ugh! For the record, I'm only flirting with Emil because he clearly has the brain the size of a mustard seed, which means that he'll be super easy to manipulate, and as such, could easily get me much closer to the million dollars. I promise you though, I have a set limit of bulls*** that I can take from one person. As soon as Emil exceeds that, or as soon as I feel I no longer need him, I promise you that he'll be gone!

The camera now transitions to a conversation between Alexandra, Francine, and Tori as the three of them are walking along the beach.

Francine: So, tell me about your husband, Alexandra.

Alexandra: Should I start with the fact that I was his second choice? (Giggles)

Tori (Eyes go wide): What?

Alexandra (Laughs): Yup! I was his second choice! We met about 32 years ago at an independent pro-wrestling show in Maine that I attended with a few of my girlfriends. Well, Pascal asked out the beautiful one in our group, and she turned him down because she had a boyfriend. So he turned to me, asked me out, and 32 years later, here we are!

Tori: It's so interesting how fate really brought the two of you together like that, isn't it? Like, what are the odds that you would have seen each other again if your friend hadn't turned him down?

Alexandra: Oh, I'm sure I would have seen him again if he and Stella decided to make the relationship official. I mean, they did get along when they happened to interact after he and I started dating. But yeah, if Stella had ever dumped him, he probably wouldn't have given me the chance. (Giggles) I highly doubt he was the type to end a relationship and start dating his ex's friends.

Francine (Nodding): Yeah, that makes sense, for sure.

Alexandra: So Tori, did you say you just graduated high school?

Tori (Proudly): I did! I'm just in the process of getting applications together for universities. I'm hoping to major in International Relations in University, and someday I dream of working for the United Nations.

Francine (Smiling): That is so cool! I am a massive history buff and politics has always fascinated me! In fact, the year I graduated high school many ages ago, my graduating class actually voted me "Most Likely to Become President."

Tori (Amazed): No freaking way! That is amazing! What do you think of our President now?

Francine (Shrugs): I'm not the biggest fan of him, to say the least. Honestly, I hated literally every single option, and ended up voting for Gary Johnson as I saw him as the lesser of every evil. But, the way I see things, if you don't vote, you have no right to complain.

Tori: AMEN sister! I admit, even though I am a proud Republican supporter, I'd be lying if I said I was 100% supportive of President Trump all the time as I'm not the biggest fan of how he conducts himself. But at the same time, I support the Republican platform and the overall message he tries to convey in regards to being tough on immigration and supporting our economy.

Alexandra: As you two are sitting here talking politics, I'm here wondering who the WWE champion will be when I get back home.

The three women now share a hearty laugh as the camera focuses on Francine and cuts to her confessional.

"sena"

- I think that of all the people in this game, the one that has surprised me the most by far is Tori. At first glance, I expected her to be kind of a princess who wanted to spend most of the time flirting with the boys or whatever. But, the more you talk to her, the more you see a young woman that has a good, strong head on her shoulders and someone that is pretty dang intelligent, if I do say so myself. Truth be told, when I was in school, I was that weird chick that loved history and politics, and never really fit in with the popular crowd. As such, I was hoping that when I came out here, fitting in with the pretty and popular people wasn't something I'd be forced to do. But, seeing that Tori is clearly a little bit different, I'm hoping that I can use that initial connection I share with her in order to start moving forward out here.

''After Francine's confessional, we see the three ladies are continuing their conversation as they walk along the beach. Eventually, Francine decides to speak up and tell them what's on her mind.''

Francine: Ya' know, I was just thinking... I have a great feeling about both of you ladies and I was wondering if you'd be up for a bit of an alliance between us.

Tori (Excited): Yes! Yes! A million times, yes! Based on what I'm seeing right here, the three of us get along fantastically, and I think there's potential for the three of us to run the game. Besides, who really expects (gestures to herself) Malibu Barbie, to align with (gestures to Alexandra) a woman that had pet dinosaurs growing up, and (gestures to Francine) the dictionary definition of the word "average?"

Both Francine and Alexandra chuckle a bit at Tori's remark as the former speaks up.

Francine: Yeah, that's precisely what I was thinking.

Alexandra (Smirking): Well, just for your information, I'm not quite old enough to have had dinosaurs for pets, but I am good with an alliance between the three of us, for sure! I'm just glad I have something going for me on day one! (Giggles)

Francine: Yeah, that is a good feeling, without a doubt!

The three women can now be seen continuing their conversation as they come to the spot on the beach adjacent to the spot in the water where Craig, Allan, Irene, Sky, and Emil can be seen hanging out. Their horseplay catches the eye of Tori, Francine, and Alexandra, as the three women pause their conversation in order to stare at the five in the water. The camera then quickly pans over to the group in the water where we see Sky give Allan a playful kiss on the cheek, followed by a shot of Irene massaging Craig's shoulders. Irene then surprises Craig by pushing down on his shoulders and forcing him under the water. Craig then quickly shoots back up and gives Irene a shocked glare, which she responds to by laughing uncontrollably at Craig. Irene's laugh then sparks laughter from the other four castaways in the water with her, including Craig. We are then taken back to the group of three women on the beach, where we see Tori rolling her eyes in apparent disgust.

Alexandra (Smarmy): What's the matter, Tori? Why aren't you in the water with them?

Tori (Disgusted): Oh please! I couldn't be bothered with any of that bulls*** flirting! Like, I guess if a guy starts flirting with me, then whatever. But I'm not about to go outta my way to make an ass of myself like those five morons are!

Francine: Honestly, I'm surprised that they don't even care that they're flirting with people from the other tribe. At least I'm pretty sure that was Irene from Makhuwa pushing Craig from our tribe in the water.

Alexandra (Nodding): Yeah, that was also clearly Sky kissing that guy from the other tribe as well.

Tori (Shrugs): Oh well! If their hormones get them in trouble, that's on them. I'm not going to worry about it.

''Upon hearing Tori's comment, a smirk comes to Alexandra's face. After a brief moment, Francine changes the subject and starts up the conversation again as the camera focuses on Tori.''

"sena"

- Of all the people I'm playing the game with, there's no question in my mind that Francine and Alexandra are up there as some of the ones I get along with best. It may seem a bit weird because it looks like the three of us are so different, but talking with them, it's clear that we're all intelligent women that want to focus on playing a good game. I couldn't care less about flirting out here, and it just blows my mind that people like Sky and Craig don't even care if they flirt with people from the other tribe! They can call it "establishing connections" or whatever bulls*** all they want, but I call it "putting a target on your back," and that's not something I'm interested in doing whatsoever this early in the game.

Later in the afternoon as it looks as though the sun will soon set, we see that Alexandra has pulled aside Leah and Marshall so that she could talk with them in a semi-secluded area of the camp.

Alexandra: Ya' know... I've been thinking. Just given the sheer number of young people out here, us older folks really should try to look out for each other in a sense, if that's possible.

Leah (Nodding vigorously): I completely agree. One million percent. The last thing I want out here is to be simply picked off for being a bit older, even though I'm just as strong as most of these kids!

Marshall: Yeah, I feel the same way myself about that. Especially considering that I'll likely not be that good in challenges. (Sighs) I just worry about someone like Penelope not being into this idea of us oldies looking out for each other.

Leah (Raises an eyebrow): Why's that?

Marshall (Shakes head): I have no idea, to be honest with you. It's just that all of a sudden, she seems to be avoiding me, for some reason.

Alexandra: The way I see it, if Penelope's going to want to play the game, then she needs to be willing to make moves that are best for her, and sometimes that involves talking to people she may not enjoy talking to for whatever reason. Truth be told though, I am baffled to see that she seems to be avoiding you of all people! You're like, the nicest guy here!

Marshall (Giggles): Well, thank you very much for that compliment.

Leah: I second Alexandra on that. I dunno what Penelope's problem is, but I think that if she wants to stay here for any length of time, she's gonna need to pull her head out of her own ass.

Alexandra: I mean, of course for this little thing we got going on our tribes to work, we're gonna need more people than just us three. But my hope is that maybe we can reel in a couple young people even for the time being, then take over come a swap or a merge.

Leah (Smiling): I'd like that very much. I think that there shouldn't be any doubt that Peter and Geoff from your tribe would be on board for something like this, and I also get along really well with Allan.

Alexandra (Grinning): That is actually a really good start! I mean, I think you guys should still work on getting Penelope over to your side, if at all possible. Like, you have no idea how much joy it would bring me to see a bunch of old people running this game! (Giggles)

Marshall: Yeah, I second that for sure! I think I get along pretty well with most of the younger people on a personal level. I just hope that my challenge weakness doesn't prevent them from making any sort of alliance official with us, if you know what I mean.

"makhuwa"

- To be brutally honest, I really like the cross-tribe plan Alexandra proposed on paper, but at the same time, I'm not sure how trustworthy she'd really be down the line. I didn't have the heart to tell her that I wasn't really interested in doing any of this sneaky, multi-tribe stuff right now because I just wanna build enough trust with my own tribe that they don't see enough of a reason to get rid of me. Furthermore, it is still day one, pretty late on day one mind you, but it's still day one, and it looks like she's already trying to organize some sort of mass alliance across both tribes to quote "protect the old people." I dunno, something about that just doesn't sound right to me, so I suspect that I'm gonna have to keep an eye on her for sure.

Alexandra: Oh, by the way, there is something else the two of you should be aware of.

Leah: What's that?

Alexandra: Maybe an hour to an hour and a half ago, I caught members of your tribe flirting in the water with members from my tribe.

Leah (A bit skeptical): Who would be so stupid?!

Alexandra: I'm pretty sure I saw Emil and Irene in the water for sure flirting with Craig and Sky. There was a fifth person in the water as well, but I couldn't make out for certain who it was. If I had to guess, I'd say it was Allan, but it easily could have been Constantine.

Leah (Dead Serious): But you're positive that you saw Irene and Emil flirting with Craig and Sky, right?

Alexandra (Nodding): Yes! I heard Emil's voice loud and clear, and I'm positive that I saw Irene with him. Specifically, Irene was massaging Craig's shoulders in the water, and Emil was damn near making out with Sky. As I said, there was a fifth person in there too, but those four I saw for sure.

Leah (Nodding): That's good to know. I never liked either of them, especially Irene and that mouth the damn girl has on her! Now, we at least know for certain that neither of 'em can be trusted.

Alexandra: For sure! I'll be notifying Geoff and Peter about this as well so that they're on board. Remember, us older folks need to be looking out for each other, right?

Leah: Absolutely!

Marshall: I agree with that as well.

Alexandra: Good. Hopefully we'll all be able to fly under the radar for a little bit, and hopefully you guys can get Penelope on your good side. If this goes the way I hope it will, it'll only be a matter of time before we're in a position of power.

"sena"

- The reason I brought up to Marshall and Leah what was happening in the water between those five people is because I'm all for stirring the pot out here and I'm all for creating a little chaos every now and again. Honey, I'm the oldest woman out here, so if all there is around me is harmony, they could all easily look at me as an easy vote and send me home! I'm even more stoked about this "One World" thing because it gives me room to stir the pot a little on the other tribe, which wouldn't come back to bite me at Tribal Council since I don't go to Tribal with them! In addition, I'm 100% serious about this "Old-People" alliance I proposed since I can use it as a way to get myself the numbers on my own tribe considering that I have Francine and Tori with me already, and at the same time, build trust with people on Makhuwa. Hopefully this works because if it does, I don't see myself going home all that early. (Smiles)

''Following Alexandra's confessional, we see that the three of them have split up with Alexandra going one way, and Marshall and Leah going the other. The camera transitions over to Marshall and Leah as they discuss what Alexandra had told them.''

Marshall: So... what do you think of Alexandra's offer?

Leah: I like it, to be honest. Looking at the group, I had this fear that I was gonna just be picked off for being a bit older, even though I'm still a really strong contributor to the tribe. So if all us old people are looking out for each other, it could lead to some great things.

Marshall (Skeptical): Honestly... (sighs) I'm not sure I trust Alexandra completely, to tell you the truth.

Leah (Curious): Why's that?

Marshall: She just seems sneaky. I mean, it's still only day one and she's already running around trying to organize this big, multi-tribe alliance, thing. Not only that, but I'm not sure I totally believe what she said about Irene and Emil flirting in the water.

Leah (Dismissive): But, isn't that something you can see them doing? I totally believe her, especially when she brought Irene's and Emil's names up because they seem like the most immature people on our tribe.

Marshall (Standing his ground): Maybe that was the point though.

Leah: What do you mean by that?

Marshall: Maybe the whole reason behind Alexandra bringing up Emil's and Irene's names specifically is because she knows full well that you don't like either of them. Don't you also find it odd that she clearly recognized four people, but not the mysterious fifth person?

Leah: I think that just leans more towards what she's saying being true. She's being honest with exactly what she saw, and she doesn't want to throw someone under the bus if she's not totally certain they did something worthy of the target going on their back.

Marshall (Shrugs): I guess there could be something to that theory. I'm not calling Alexandra a liar, I'm just worried that given everything she just said, there's a good chance she's playing us.

Leah: Yeah, that does make sense, I guess. I do agree with her though in the sense that given that the two of us are older, we should look out for each other out here since our age could put a target on our backs.

Marshall (Smiling): Hey, I got no issues partnering up with you at all, and since you seem to have a good feeling about Allan, maybe we can get something going here.

Leah (Nodding): I agree. I certainly have hope right now.

"makhuwa"

- Although I feel as though I may have not gotten off to the best of starts this morning, I'm feeling decent about my position in the game right now. I've established a decent bond through Allan given that we're both firefighters, and I feel really good about aligning with someone like Marshall because he does appear to be a smart and honest guy. Now, while I like the idea that Alexandra proposed of us old people on both tribes kinda looking out for each other, Marshall is skeptical, and I can understand why. It was a bit early for Alexandra to rush into this kind of thing, I must admit, but I do believe that she's serious about the principle of the whole thing considering that she looks to be the oldest person in this whole game. So that does lead me to believe that I can trust her, at least for now. But, we'll have to see what happens, I guess. (Smiling hopefully)

Day 2
''Following a commercial break, the program returns to show the second day of the game. After a quick shot of a giraffe eating some leaves, we see that Brendyn and Craig are having a conversation as they walk through the woods towards tree-mail.''

Brendyn: Question, does hanging out with some of these younger people take you back a few years, or nah?

Craig (Rolls eyes): Don't even get me started on my "younger years" there, bud. I may be only 31, but I shudder every time I think about my life from the time I was a teenager 'till about six years ago.

Brendyn (Intrigued): Why's that?

Craig (Annoyed): Ugh! You're gonna make me talk about that s****y period in my life, aren't you?

Brendyn (Taken aback): What? No dude, I never said I was gonna make you talk about anything. I was just curious, that's all.

Craig (Shakes head): Whatever, now if I don't talk about it, you're only gonna be more curious, I'm sure, so I'll just get this over with. Just promise me you won't tell anyone, okay?

Brendyn (Giggles): My lips are sealed, bud. Now that you mentioned that though, I am kinda dying to know.

Craig shoots Brendyn an annoyed glare, causing Brendyn to go back on the defensive.

Brendyn: Dude, I promise I won't tell anyone! Were you like, convicted of murder and got off on a plea deal or something?

Craig (Rolls eyes): Man, I f***ing wish! (Sighs) From the time I was in my junior-senior years of high school until about six years ago, I was essentially one of those stereotypical, idiot, surfer dudes that essentially only cared about three things: Partying, drinking, and getting high.

Brendyn is a bit caught off guard by this as he thought Craig's "secret" would be much more damaging/embarrassing.

Brendyn: Oh... so you were essentially Emil way back then. (Giggles)

Craig (Rolls eyes): Yeah, I'm embarrassed to say that, quite frankly. I had the long, blonde locks and everything. (Shudders)

Brendyn (Trying to make sense of everything): I don't mean to sound insensitive or nothing, but why do you find this so embarrassing? Like, we all go through phases and stuff. You just happened to grow out of that lifestyle. What's wrong with that?

Craig: I don't really wanna talk about it all that much, but let's just say that a horrific experience forced me to stop the drinking, drugs, and all that s***. I just hate thinking about that period of my life 'cause it reminds me of the lifestyle that could have killed me if things got bad enough, ya' know? To be honest, surfer dudes in general repulse me nowadays.

Brendyn (Nodding): Yeah, if you had a terrible experience, then it would be understandable for you to want to just completely forget about it. The worst I have is the fact that I got married to my high school sweet-heart when I was 21, yet we were divorced my the time I was 24. As embarrassing as all of that was for me, I don't take it as something that I want to completely forget, but rather as something that happened and I eventually learned from.

Craig: True enough, but getting married too young isn't something that could have killed you, so don't pretend our stories are even close! That period of my life was tragic as far as I'm concerned, so don't you dare bring it up to anyone else!

Brendyn (Annoyed but firm): Craig. I promise that nobody is going to find out. You can trust me on that. Seriously man, what would I really have to gain by telling people that you used to be a surfer dude of all things?

Craig: I'm just saying that nobody can find out! It is just the last thing I want to be talking about. Fair enough?

Brendyn: Yeah, I get it. Don't worry.

Craig (Rolls eyes): Ugh! How far away is tree mail anyway?

"sena"

- I can't believe that Brendyn had the audacity to ask me about my past after I told him I didn't want to talk about it! Ugh! I f***ing hate people like that to no end, and I promise you that I will have his head if anyone finds out about my past! (Sighs loudly; hangs head) The reason that I just want to completely forget about who I was is because one night... (sighs) I got so blackout drunk partying with my former buddies that I never made it home that night, which scared my pregnant fiancée at the time s***less, for obvious reasons. (A single tear falls) I ended up waking up in my former buddy's back lane, not even knowing where the f*** I was at first. I missed work that day because I was too hungover to go in... again, so I was fired. My ex-fiancée, Sarah, did scare me straight because she begged me to stop this lifestyle for the sake of our child, so I'm thankful for that. (Sighs) A few months later, she ended up miscarrying, and our relationship fell apart from there. (Wipes his eyes) That was about six years ago and anytime I see a surfer dude now, or anytime I think about my past, it takes me right back to that moment when I woke up in the back lane, not knowing where the f*** I was. I swear to God that if Brendyn utters a syllable of what I told him to anybody else, I will knock him the f*** out, and that is a threat!

Following Craig's emotional confessional, we return to the conversation between the two men as they approach tree-mail.

Brendyn: As I said, Craig, I got absolutely no reason to share your secret, so you can trust me on that.

Craig (Snarls): Good.

Brendyn: In order to show you how serious I am, I want to offer you an alliance.

Craig (Raises an eyebrow): For real?

Brendyn (Nodding): Yes. I talked with Kane already, he said he has a good relationship with Constantine, I got a good thing going with Allan. If you join us, we can run this game between the two tribes. Nobody will see it coming!

Craig: Yeah, I'm certainly down for something like this. I like Constantine as it is, and I'm sure we... or at least I could rope in some of the chicks like Sky and Irene.

Brendyn (Giggles): Yeah, I'm not nearly as quote unquote "hot" as you are, that's for sure.

''Craig and Brendyn share a short laugh as Brendyn reaches into the tree-mail basket. Brendyn then opens the note and skims through it quickly.''

Brendyn: Hmmm... looks like we got some sort of challenge.

Craig (Slightly confused): Already? It's only day two.

Brendyn (Shrugs): Why not?

"makhuwa"

- People like Craig are exactly why I just hate humans in general. The vast majority nowadays are just rude, entitled, arrogant, and downright obnoxious, and Craig is a perfect example! I honestly don't give a flying f*** that he used to be a "surfer dude" and it blows my mind that he thinks I'm suddenly just going to start spreading this around camp for no reason when whatever happened during that period in his life was clearly embarrassing and traumatizing. I promise you that I have no interest in spreading Craig's secret, especially because doing so would gain me nothing! That being said, I know that Craig probably wants to keep an eye on me now, so I figured it would be a good opportunity to add him to my growing list of people in this cross-tribe alliance I want to create. In this game, you need to not only control your own fate, but you need to do what you can to control the people around you, and that's exactly what I plan to do. If everyone's loyal to you, you're not going home, and if you control the people and the votes, the better chance you have of making it to the end and winning, so that's exactly what I plan to do out here.

''We now see Craig and Brendyn returning to camp with the tree-mail. Once Craig announces that they have it, most of the tribe, especially Tesla, get excited.''

Tesla (Giddy): Yippee! Can I read it?! Can I?

Brendyn (Rolling his eyes): Sure, whatever.

Tesla (Excited): Awesome sauce!

''Tesla now rushes towards Brendyn and Craig to get the tree-mail note, almost tripping over her dress in the process. The camera quickly pans over to show the annoyed looks on the faces of Peter, Leah, and Tori before returning to Tesla as she unrolls the note Brendyn just gave her. She then unrolls it, clears her throat, and begins reading it in her most "official" voice possible.''

Tesla: In 2 on 2 fights, tribes will battle and dig with all their might. In the end, only one tribe will win and stand tall. The other will move on after taking a fall.

Alexandra: Hmmm... wonder what that means.

Tesla (Excited): OUR FIRST CHALLENGE!

Leah (Slightly annoyed): Well, we know that.

Ricki: Well, I guess we'll have to find out when we see Jeff.

Jimmy (Nodding): Yeah, I guess we haven't seen Ol' Jeffy out here at all yet.

Tesla: Oh my gosh! I am so excited to see Jeff freaking Probst! You guys have no idea!

"makhuwa"

- Like, oh my freaking goodness, I am honestly so excited to do our first ever challenge today! Even more than that, but I'm even more excited to see Jeff Probst! (Squeals with excitement) Honestly, that man's dimples put even my boyfriend's to shame! I honestly don't even care that it seems weird that we're having a challenge on day two. I think I might literally be a little too excited to get things going, as it were. (Giggles)

Reward Challenge
The music picks up as we are shown scenes of the challenge arena before the camera pans over to show Jeff Probst for the first time since the official start to the game.

Jeff Probst: Come on in, guys!

''The ten members of the Sena tribe enter the challenge area led by Peter as he carries the tribe flag. They walk towards their pink mat and stand on it as the Makhuwa tribe enter behind them with Allan carrying the tribe flag. Once both tribes are on their respective mats and the pink and gold flags are in their holders, the camera shows Jeff Probst once again.''

Jeff Probst: Let me officially welcome you to Survivor: Mozambique!!

This time, all 20 castaways erupt into applause and cheering.

Jeff Probst (Pointing to Ricki): Red-headed girl on the end.

Ricki: My name's "Ricki."

Jeff Probst: So Ricki, what has it been like living together with everyone from both tribes on the same beach?

Ricki (Shrugs): It was interesting to say the least, Jeff. I mean, until we saw that crate which gave us explicit instructions to build one shelter, we didn't even know what was going on at all. Now that we've kinda settled in though, it's not as chaotic as it was yesterday.

Most of the castaways nod in agreement with Ricki's statement as Jeff turns his attention to Geoff.

Jeff Probst: Gentlemen in the suit.

Geoff: My name's Geoff, Jeff. (Quite a few people begin to giggle, including Probst) Although my last name is Allison.

Jeff Probst (Smirking): Alright Mr. Allison, would you agree with what Ricki said about how you guys started the game?

Geoff (Nodding): I would say so, for sure.

Jeff Probst (Probing): How do you think people seemed to respond to living on the same beach and in the same shelter as the other tribe?

Geoff: I guess like with anything, some people got along better than others. It seemed to me that most people gravitated towards people on their same tribe, but there was a bit of intermingling, I guess.

Brendyn (Butting in): It was strategy, I bet you.

Jeff Probst (Turning his attention to Brendyn): Guy in the back who just spoke.

Brendyn: My name's Brendyn.

Jeff Probst: Why would you say it's all strategy?

Brendyn (Frankly): No reasonable person wearing a gold buff would spend all their time with someone wearing a pink buff, or vice versa. It would just be too easy of a reason to target them.

Jeff Probst: Alright, are you guys ready to get to today's reward challenge?

Castaways: YES!

Jeff now goes on to explain the reward challenge dubbed Battle Dig and that the winning tribe would receive flint to start their fire, which confuses a select few castaways given that they're all living on the same beach and in the same shelter. However, Jeff then begins to smirk as he prepares to introduce the second part of the reward.

Jeff Probst (In his best "Billy Mays Voice"): But wait, there's more!

The castaways look towards Jeff, intrigued.

Jeff Probst: In addition to receiving flint, only the winning tribe will remain at your current beach.

The jaws of all 20 castaways hang open.

Jeff Probst: That's right. Only the winning tribe will be living in that nice, big shelter that you all built on the first day. The losing tribe will move to a different beach where you will have to start over, which includes building a whole, new shelter.

''The 20 castaways' jaws continue to hang open out of sheer shock. Aside from a few curse words, not much is said. The camera then shows a shot of Irene as she shakes her head and mutters "For f*** sake." to herself.''

"makhuwa"

- When Probst said that the losing tribe was being forced to move to a different beach and start over, I was ready to throw up on top of him. Not only am I not at all prepared to build another f***ing shelter, but I'm even less prepared to deal with Leah's bossiness for a second day in a row! I swear, if we lose, I'm gonna find a gun and f***ing shoot something!

The scene now transitions back to Jeff as he finishes up his instructions to the castaways.

Jeff Probst: I know it's worth playing for. I'll give you guys a minute to strategize on your match-ups, then we'll get started.

After a time-skip, the two tribes are shown gearing up for the challenge as Jeff calls forward the first match-up.

Jeff Probst: Alright, round 1, two men from each tribe! We have Jimmy and Marshall for Makhuwa, taking on Geoff and Peter from Sena. You guys are going to lane 4! Survivors ready... GO!!


 * The four men all race towards the 4th lane in search of the first bag. Jimmy easily beats the other three to the lane and begins to dig quickly.
 * After a short wait, Geoff arrives for Sena and begins to dig as well, with Peter joining in on the digging a few seconds later.
 * Marshall is the last to arrive by a wide margin. But rather than dig, he keeps a close eye on Geoff and Peter in case one of them pulls the bag out.
 * However, it is Jimmy that finds the bag for Makhuwa as he tries to sneak away. Peter however soon notices him and gets up to start running toward Jimmy, but Marshall blocks him.
 * As Jimmy tries to run towards his mat and, he is cut off by Geoff when he reaches about the 2nd lane. Jimmy manages to deke Geoff somewhat as he does get past him, but Geoff uses both hands to grab a hold of Jimmy's leg, sending the younger man crashing down.
 * Jimmy calls out to Marshall for help, but the Priest is busy trying to hold Peter down. Peter manages to slither away from Marshall somewhat, but is quickly tackled.
 * Marshall then stands up and runs towards Jimmy who tries to hand him the bag as he is being held down by Geoff. Marshall however, responds by saying "I'm not fast enough." Instead, choosing to throw Geoff off of Jimmy so the younger man could get up and continue running.
 * Geoff tries to get back up, but Marshall responds by practically sitting on him.
 * At this point Peter is back up and tries to chase after Jimmy, but it is too late as Jimmy too fast for him and gets back to his mat, scoring a point for Makhuwa.

Jeff Probst: Jimmy scores for Makhuwa! Makhuwa leads 1-0!

Jeff Probst: Round 2! It will be two women from each tribe. We have Ricki and Leah for Makhuwa, taking on Cassy and Francine for Sena. You guys are heading to lane 7! Survivors ready... GO!!


 * Cassy manages to outrun all of the other women in reaching her designated lane, with Leah right on her tail. However, Cassy accidentally runs right past her designated lane, and starts digging in lane 8, causing Francine to shout out to her to move back a lane. This also allowed Leah & Ricki to get a head start on digging in the correct lane.
 * Ricki manages to pull the bag out for Makhuwa and begins running towards her mat.
 * Just as Cassy lunges forward to tackle Ricki to the ground, the latter screams to get Leah's attention before throwing the bag towards her.
 * Leah doesn't quite catch the bag, and as she bends down to pick it up, she is brought to the ground by Francine.
 * At this point, all four ladies are attempting to get up to either make their way towards Leah to grab the bag. Or in Leah's case, she's attempting to just get up, period. However, Cassy & Ricki are holding each other down, as are Francine & Leah and we appear to be at a stalemate at the moment.
 * In order to get something going, Leah tosses the bag backwards and dares Francine to get off of her. Francine doesn't take the bait (knowing that Leah would take her right back down), but Cassy does get up after giving Ricki a hard shove.
 * Cassy now grabs the bag and begins running forward. Leah attempts to grab her, but is prevented from doing so by Francine.
 * Once Cassy gets past her, Francine gets up and acts as her bodyguard. Ricki attempts to tackle Cassy one last time, but Francine manages to stop her, allowing Cassy to get back to her mat and tie the score.

Jeff Probst: Cassy scores for Sena! We are tied 1-1!

Jeff Probst: Round 3! It will be one man and one woman from each tribe. We have Brendyn and Tesla for Makhuwa, taking on Kane and Tori for Sena. You guys are heading to lane 8! Survivors ready... GO!!


 * Kane reaches the 8th lane first, and quickly begins digging in the hole Cassy began when she mistakenly ran to that lane in the previous round.
 * Soon, all four castaways begin to dig, with Tesla being the last one to make it to the final lane.
 * Luckily for Tesla she began digging in pretty much the exact right spot as she reaches the bag after a few moments. Brendyn rushes over to help her pull it out of the ground, but is quickly stopped by Kane.
 * Tesla again tries pulling the bag out, but she is tackled by Tori. Both sets of couples fight for a couple of minutes, leaving the bag in the ground.
 * Eventually, Brendyn manages to get free from Kane, grabs the bag, and begins running forward. Kane attempts to chase after him, but Tesla grabs a hold of Kane's leg.
 * Right around the 5th lane however, Tori manages to catch up to Brendyn and tackles him to the ground by practically jumping onto his back (shocking most of the castaways watching from the sidelines). Upon impact, Brendyn let go of the bag and it flew forward a few feet, although he was unable to grab it again as Tori began sitting on him and prevented him from moving.
 * Meanwhile, Kane got free of Tesla and ran forward to grab the bag.
 * Once Kane grabs the bag, he has a clear path to Sena's mat as Tori prevented Brendyn from going anywhere, and Tesla was not nearly fast enough to catch him.

Jeff Probst: Kane scores for Sena! Sena now leads 2-1!

Jeff Probst: Round 4! We're back to two men from each tribe! We have Craig and Constantine up for Sena, and Allan and Emil for Makhuwa. If Sena wins here, they win flint and the right to stay at their beach, leaving Makhuwa to start over at a new camp. You guys are heading all the way to the end, lane 9. Survivors ready... GO!


 * All four young, fit guys quickly race to the final lane, all reaching it around the same time and beginning to dig.
 * Craig comes up with the bag for Sena, but is quickly tackled by Emil.
 * Soon, Constantine and Allan join in and all four guys begin fighting for the bag.
 * Constantine eventually comes out of the brawl with the bag and begins running forward. By the time he reaches the 6th lane though, he is tackled by Allan, although this is not before he chucks the bag backwards towards Craig.
 * Craig grabs the bag, but he is almost immediately taken to the ground by Emil.
 * Allan tries to get up and take advantage of the situation, but Constantine holds him down
 * Unable to go anywhere with the bag, Craig tosses it off to the side out of desperation and hopes that Constantine is able to grab it.
 * Constantine tries to get up and grab the bag, but this time, it is Allan preventing him from going anywhere, and the two men continue battling each other on the ground.
 * Meanwhile, Emil has let go of Craig, grabs the bag himself, and starts running towards his mat. Craig chases him the entire way as Allan & Constantine continue fighting on the ground.
 * However, Craig is unable to catch Emil, who makes it to the gold mat and begins wildly celebrating the point he scored for his tribe.

Jeff Probst: Emil scores for Makhuwa! We are tied, 2-2!!

Emil: THAT'S RIGHT BABY, THAT'S RIGHT!!

We see a quick shot of Constantine snarling and rolling his eyes as he makes his way back over to his tribe before a time-skip takes us to Jeff introducing the final match-up.

Jeff Probst: THIS IS IT! We are tied 2-2, so the winner of this round will win flint for their tribe and the right to stay at the same beach and keep their nice, big shelter! We are back to women taking on women as we have Irene and Penelope for Makhuwa going up against Alexandra and Sky for Sena! You ladies are only going to lane 2. This is it, for reward, Survivors ready... GO!


 * Sky and Irene both make it to the 2nd lane first and begin to quickly dig, with Alexandra and Penelope joining in on the digging soon after.
 * Penelope is the one that manages to find the bag, but Sky pushes her down, prompting Penelope to scream "F*** you!"
 * Irene and Sky soon begin a bit of a cat-fight as the two of them fight for the bag, although Alexandra manages to sneak in and grab it instead.
 * Alexandra tries to run forward, but she is caught by Penelope, who grabs her from behind and tries pulling her backwards.
 * Alexandra throws the bag to Sky who runs forward a little bit, although she is quickly caught by Irene.
 * Irene manages to wrestle the bag out of of Sky's hands and tries to move forward, although she is quickly brought down.
 * Irene tries to drag Sky and the bag towards her mat, but she just doesn't have the strength. Penelope soon grabs the bag and tries to run towards the gold mat, but she is soon brought down by Alexandra.
 * Alexandra and Penelope are both holding onto the bag at this point, and it appears to be a game of tug-of-war. After a couple of moments, Irene manages to get up and help Penelope overcome Alexandra, and the two of them drag the bag towards the gold mat, with Penelope touching it for the win.

Jeff Probst: MAKHUWA wins reward and the right to stay at their current camp, meaning that Sena will go to a new beach and start over!

''The Makhuwa tribe, especially Emil, can now be seen cheering wildly at their huge win, while the Sena tribe appears to be angry and disappointed. After a time-skip, we see Jeff Probst addressing the two tribes.''

Jeff Probst: Makhuwa, congratulations! For winning the challenge, you guys receive flint.

Jeff tosses the flint to the Makhuwa tribe, and it is caught by Tesla, who begins cheering again.

Jeff Probst: In addition, Makhuwa, you guys have won the right to stay at your current camp and keep that nice, big shelter all 20 of you built. You guys can grab your stuff and head back to camp. I'll see you at your first immunity challenge.

Once the Makhuwa tribe pick up their stuff and leave, Jeff turns his attention over to the Sena tribe.

Jeff Probst: Sena, unfortunately I can't say the same for you. After a hard fought battle, you guys will be heading to a new beach where you will have to start over and build a whole, new shelter. I've got nothing for you except for this, a map to your new home.

Jeff tosses the map to the Sena tribe and it is caught by Constantine.

Jeff Probst: Alright, grab your stuff, and head on out to your new home. I'll see you at your first immunity challenge.

As the Sena tribe shake their heads in disappointment, grab their bags, and begin heading towards their new camp, we see quick shots of Alexandra, Tori, Kane, and finally Craig as the camera cuts to the latter's confessional.

"sena"

- Losing the challenge and leaving to a whole separate beach royally sucks, let me tell you! Not only is any hope of having a cross-tribe alliance over, but I have no clue what Brendyn is telling people on the other tribe! I really hope he is gone soon because I feel like he's the type that'll screw me over if given the opportunity, and now that we're not living at the same camp anymore, I don't trust him one bit!

Sena
We are shown a quick transitional shot of an African Elephant wandering through the African plains before the camera turns to show the Sena tribe returning to camp, obviously disappointed with the tribe's loss at that critical first reward challenge.

Constantine (Annoyed): Well this sucks.

Alexandra (Nodding): I agree. (Sighs) I guess we'll just have to get 'em next time.

Contantine (Irritated): I'm sorry Alexandra, but this was way more than just any other challenge! Not only are we literally being forced to start over, but there's also some blonde ass**** gloating his Jersey ass off every step of the way back to a camp that we all worked damn hard to build!

Geoff (Trying to diffuse the situation): I mean, to be fair, a lot of them put effort into the shelter as well. It was a close challenge, we tried our best, and we came up short. It sucks, but that's the reality of the situation.

Peter (Butting in): He's right, ya' know? Sometimes in life things don't go your way, so you just have to deal with it!

Constantine (Angry; glaring at Peter): You don't think I know that? All I'm f***ing saying is that I'm pissed we lost the damn challenge! I'm human! Am I not allowed to be frustrated?! No need to jump down by God damn throat!

Peter (Pointing a Finger at Constantine): Don't start swearing at me, young man! Is that any way to treat your elders?

Constantine (Crosses arms): Well, there was no need for you to get in my f***ing face out of nowhere. Besides, I'm not about to talk to you any differently than anybody else just 'cause you had the privilege of being on this planet a few decades longer than me!

Peter: Well then, I guess you deserve to have that foul mouth of yours washed out with soap! Your parents really should have taught you to treat your elders with respect!

Constantine (Getting louder): YOU KEEP MY PARENTS OUT OF THIS! They are good, hard-working people who taught me to be a man and stand up for myself! All I f***ing did was express that I'm frustrated we lost the damn challenge! If that's a crime, f***ing shoot me! But I'm not about to stand here and take anymore s*** from you! I'm done!

As Constantine storms away from the main group, Peter can't help but yell back at him.

Peter: That's right, run off and cry! Hopefully you realize you need to grow the heck up and show some respect!

Tori (Agitated): Holy f***, can you shut up already?

Peter (Rolls eyes): Now don't you start with me, missy!

Tori (Rolls eyes): All I asked was for you to stop talking! You made your damn point!

''Peter looks like he's about to fire another remark back at Tori, but Geoff puts a hand on his shoulder and shakes his head in order to indicate to him it's not a good idea. An awkward silence overcomes the tribe as the camera transitions over to Constantine as he walks down the beach, still fuming over his confrontation with Peter.''

"sena"

- Ugh! I f***ing knew that my temper would get me into trouble out here! I just didn't f***ing expect it to happen so damn soon. All I did was express that I was pissed we lost the reward challenge and have to start over. Everything would have been fine if that ass**** Peter didn't get in my face about how things don't always go my way, or even if he would have f***ing stopped before bringing my parents into the argument! I know I should have bit my tongue back there, but a lot of the time, I just can't help but confront people when they come at me, even though I did nothing wrong. At this point, if we go to Tribal first, I honestly don't see myself writing anybody's name down other than Peter's because I just can't live with ass****s like him.

Following Constantine's confessional, we are taken back to the scene showing the rest of the tribe as Geoff tries to break the awkward silence.

Geoff: Well... I guess we should get to work on building this shelter before nightfall. We really don't have much of a choice but to get it done.

Cassy (Stepping in; Smirking): I like that idea a lot. Who wants to work on building the actual shelter? (Puts her hand up, glares at Peter)

''All of the guys put their hands up as well. Kane expresses that Constantine would want to do shelter, and Tori says that she'll do whatever people ask of her.''

Cassy (Taking control): Great! So I guess Alexandra, Sky, and Francine can all do palm fronds, and the rest of us can gather stuff for the shelter.

Peter (Stepping in): Shouldn't we have people working on fire? I mean, we do need to get something going so we can eat. How about you two girls (Pointing to Cassy and Tori) work on that?

Cassy (Annoyed): Well, we don't have flint, so I doubt we'll get a fire started today anyway. As Geoff said, shelter should be priority number one. By the way, does anyone else find it odd that for the second time in two days that he's trying to stop the girls from doing manual labour?

Peter (Angry): Don't bring feminism into this, young lady! If you want to work on the shelter that damn bad, then work on the damn shelter! We just won't eat for the rest of the day then!

Tori: There's nothing stopping you from working on the fire if it's that important, Peter.

Geoff (Stepping in): You know what? I think that's a great idea. Peter and I can work on building fire; Alexandra, Sky, and Francine can weave palm fronds; and the rest of you can work on getting supplies for the actual shelter and start getting it built.

Cassy (Smirking): Fine by me.

"sena"

- I love how literally everyone here is starting to notice how much of an ass**** Peter is. Even his buddy, Geoff, steps in now every once in a while to try and get that miserable, arrogant, son of a bitch to shut his damn mouth. Make no mistake, I want him gone the first chance we get. At least right now, it seems like he's making my job a hell of a lot easier than I anticipated, which is nice. (Giggles)

Author's Notes
The episode title was said by Irene Xing as she talked about her first impression of Tesla Van Mol and the outfit she was wearing.

I made the decision to have the holder of the Steal a Jury Vote advantage will it to another castaway if they get voted out after reading comments regarding people's thoughts on the advantage as I was writing Uruguay.
 * The reason I introduced the twist in Uruguay was because it was an excuse for people to vote out Raina Pelly at the final 7, and also because I wanted to see how people reacted to the advantage as I was considering using it this season.
 * The positive response to the advantage is what confirmed my decision to use it this season, and people's comments influenced my choice as to how I would exactly format the advantage. So, thank you to those who comment on my stuff, it does mean a lot to me.