Talk:I'll Drag You to Hell and Back/@comment-26485526-20180708032407

So Stanley is the reason xanax was invented, apparently. Like, I get that his brother is having a birthday, but he's acting like he's drunk, at a damn high school weekend party, and was just told that he was going to lose his virginity to the head cheerleader or something!

Also, everyone being scared of what might happen when Eddiot is able to drink. The fact that Stanley is acting like this, COMPLETELY SOBER makes me more scared of Drunk Stanley than Drunk Eddiot!

Eddiot would probably only be at risk of injuring himself because he'd probably end up getting distracted by something shiny, tripping over his own feet, falling down a flight of stairs, and then crying because he spilled his drink.

Stanley on the other hand, I could see him requesting that the Chicken Dance Song get played before climbing on the tables to do the Chicken Dance, falling on top of a group of spectators after getting too far into it, then saying "WOOOOOWW! Thaat huurt! HEY MUSIC MA... LADY!  YA' MUSIC LADY! PU' ON Y-EMMM-SHEE--EH! I WANNA DANCE SUMMORE!"

Stanley is also showing to be SUCH a damn try-hard right now! I mean, we saw in his first confessional when he said that he wanted to throw the party, he said the word normally. Then, because he LOVES to be so OTT and wants to get on everyone's good side so damn badly, he says "Par-TAY" over and over and over until Trinity has Eddiot damn near drown him! (TRINITY <3 )

Then of course the damn foot race scene with Jamie, and just UGH! We know that Stanley knows how to be mellow when he wants to, but he just loves the sound of his damn voice too much, and all of a sudden needs to be in the damn spotlight all the damn time with everyone loving him, I just can't get behind someone like that, especially when he's right next to Eddiot, whose natural OTT-ness just makes Stanley's look so much more artificial!

In saying all that, I did love the beach party scene because Trinity, Ashanda, and even Eddiot & Jamie had good moments. But this scene is literally confirming all my worst fears about Stanley as a character.