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Cut- David Murphy

615. David Murphy- Season 22- Redemption Island.

This fucking gremlin. David Murphy is many things that are disgusting- gamebot, wannabe mastermind, and stump speech deliverer. He started on Zapatera (an iconically underrated tribe) and was part of the righteous alliance of 6 that schemed to get out Russell and his two girls. Of course David had to even ruin that by "becoming close" with Stephanie. In fact, once Russell and Krasta were gone, he tried to turn the tribe against Sarita to save Stephanie. Now Saritenvy is not a good look on ANYONE, least of all a troll like David. Unfortunately, he managed to convince the tribe to vote out Sarita instead of his ugly ass and sent her to Redemption Island to be eaten by Matt. In fact I firmly believe had Sarita been at the merge, her sochele prowess would have managed to convince Matt and Andrea to flip, saving the season. But alas, David was a ruiner.

At the merge David was first juror (thank the baby Jesus) but that stop him doing obnoxious stuff, like for e.g. at a vote writing Rob 4 times "I hope this counts," not a funny joke. He was a jury camera whore and not in a fun way like queens Morgan and Sarah. When Andrea was voted out "she got blindsided." THANKS FOR THE HELPFUL TIP DOUCHEBAG. HER SHOCKED REACTION WASN'T A DEAD GIVEAWAY? Then he gave a stump speech which was obnoxious but not as bad as future ones because the alternatives were Philip and Natalie so lel. Anyway, I'm done talking about him so this is the end of that write-up

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