Talk:I'll Sit Here Waiting for My Subpoena/Tribal Council/@comment-27391152-20171122111926

OH. MY GOD. Like, I kinda had suspicions that Phyllis was showing gamebot-like tendencies before but this move just PROVED it! What a GOD. AWFUL. MOVE. The funniest thing about all this is that Adrian/Constance literally used the same stupid fucking logic to save Phyllis, only for Phyllis to be equally stupid and use it against them. Just goes to show how dumb Constance/Adrian were to flip on Gary in the first place but I digress.

I just want to make something clear to anyone who plays Survivor in the future:

'''NEVER. ASSUME. YOUR. ALLIANCE. WILL. MAKE. IT. TO. THE. END. TOGETHER. '''

Honestly, how freaking stupid is the logic that "well, if the Gombey Five make it all the way to the Final Five (completely ignoring the fact that I'll still have opportunities to flip on them at both the next to Tribal Councils anyway), then if I send Constance home in fifth, Adrian will obviously win immunity and then obviously I'll go out in fourth! OH NO, I AM GUARANTEED FOURTH PLACE, I NEED TO FLIP!" There are so, so, so, so many assumptions being made there and the fact that she was literally set up so perfectly within the Gombey Five just makes this even more hilarious. The only thing I would agree on is that Phyllis might get in some hot water if they work out she has the idol, but GUESS WHAT? How on Earth would they have even KNOWN Phyllis had the real idol? If anything, they'd probably assume Veronica had it considering the amount of time she went out searching for it back on Gombey. Besides, an idol isn't really all that useful in Survivor nowadays with all the split votes so I honestly don't see why she couldn't have just admitted she had the real idol, apologise, and agree to play it on the group if they ever were in danger. Heck, she doesn't even HAVE to follow through on that promise but doing that would be about 9000 times better than flipping. God-fucking-damn, Phyllis made a dumb move.

Oh, speaking of dumb moves, hi Veronica! Don't think I didn't see you there making yet another stupid decision. Whether Veronica likes Will or not, the fact remains that Will currently has ONE ally and a shit-ton of enemies at this point; he NEEDS Veronica in this game. On the other hand, Veronica's only connection to the Gombey Five is through Luca, and if ever they needed a scapegoat (ala Debbie in Koah Rong) then I could easily see them turning on her somewhere down the road. Will would be far more loyal to Veronica because he sees her as a goat, and while Veronica probably can't win no matter what, I feel that Will is probably the next biggest goat since like nobody REALLY likes him other than kinda Misty. Plus, now that she's voted for Will she just looks like an emotional bitch *cough*which isn't exactly wrong*cough* and yeah, she sucks.

Can't say I was too surprised with WHO went home (btw, mini shout-out to myself for correctly putting Constance as the 11th place boot in the boot order challenge #predictionking), however, I was definitely surprised that it was Phyllis, not Veronica, that sent Constance home. Also, can I just laugh at how Jacob still somehow manages to vote in the minority despite having no alliances? King of being an emotional Celia supporter with a flop strategic game <3. Btw Tangle, I'm still waiting for the day Celia realises that Maria doesn't really care about her and flips on the Somers Trio to slowly take over the game with Jacob and Adrian. ;)