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Cut - Wanda Shirk

421. Wanda Shirk - Season 10 - Palau

Wanda's 15-minute journey through Palau is the shortest in history yet nevertheless impactful. It all began on the boat ride, where she decided her talents were most definitely not in the rowing department. For Wanda, her energy was much better spent on giving ~positive vibes~ by singing lovely songs for her fellow castaways. "WE ARE THE SURVIVORS!" she would exclaim to a bewildered collection of strangers, who silently judged her, some even going so far as to wanting to push her off the boat with their oar. Oblivious, however, she continued along her merry way to shore. Unfortunately, Wanda's first impression was never shaken, so when it came time to select tribes, people made a CHOICE by choosing strength over singing ability, and Wanda was eliminated.

For my final words of this write-up, I will leave you with her final words:

SURVIVORS!

WE'RE GOING TO BE THE SURVIVOOOOORS!

WE'VE GOT THE ENERGY AND HEROES WE WILL BE AGAAAAAAIN!

Have a good one, guys! :)

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