Talk:Jensen Price/@comment-26485526-20180327013252

Well, look what we have here! Jensen has green eyes, how amazing! Normally I don't point stuff like that out, but I'm sure Tangle only created him because he needed someone to be the personification of the "Green-Eyed Monster" this season.

Like seriously, first Ashanda, and now Jensen! I mean seriously, his life must be pretty damn sad that the mere fact that someone has money is enough to get him all salty. Not only that, but one thing that I really hate is when people over-generalize others, and this goes for Ashanda too. Not everybody that has money is a snob, and not everybody that has money got everything handed to them in life! In fact, there are plenty of wealthy people that have worked their butts off for the money they have! Look at Oprah and Bill Gates! I also find it just lovely that the very first thing that Jensen wants to bring to Grenada is a writing pad "so I can vent my frustrations." The main thing that I'm getting from Jensen's profile is honestly the fact that he seems to be the very reason that Xanax was invented, because he needs to fucking chill!

I mean, like Ashanda, Jensen is another guy that drones on and on about how poor he is, and I feel like his only story in the game is about his jealousy of Jason, and the fact he'll probably bond with Ashanda as they wallow in each others' self-pity, especially considering the fact that he doesn't even mention wanting to play strategically because his answer to "Why will you be the sole survivor" is essentially "I'M POOR! GIVE ME MONEY!"

UUUUUUGH! Please tell me he's pre-merge because I highly doubt that I'd be able to tolerate him and the fact that he's literally the personification of envy for an entire damn season!