Talk:Gwen Christianson/@comment-32574574-20170728160250

​Honest Profile:

​Even uglier twin of a previous contestant here, and let me tell you about why I speak with my heart. I obviously never seen a season of Survivor ​before, because if I did, I would know that in order to win and be under the age of 45, you need to lie your ass off to do that. I compared myself to the worst finalist in Survivor ​history, but if I can survive my first vote, I might just take her place myself. Because of my strength, I'll be able to get away with being the walking sympathy card for a few votes, before I eventually suffocate myself and have to be airlifted out, due to my low-self esteem. If I actually make it to the Final Tribal Council, I have my own personal story of being bullied in school to achieve those two votes from the boring jury members nobody knows about. If I win this game, it will be because I murdered everyone before they had the chance to say "I'm voting for you".

Prediction: ​12/18 (First Jury Member; First voted off at merge)