Oh No You Didn't!

 is the second episode of third fan fiction, Survivor: Burma!

Challenges
Reward Challenge: That's Offal! All five tribe members must consume a long, heaping platter of cooked animal innards. First two tribes with an empty platter wins reward. Reward: One very large tarp, two lanterns, blankets, pillows and mosquito nets for the first placing tribe; whilst the second placing tribe may only choose two of the five said items. Winner (in order of finish): Magan and Nagar Temptation Reward: Additional fishing supplies for the tribe, such as twine, bait, an extra fishing spear and a large fish net. Consequence: Participant must shave his/her head.

Immunity Challenge: Blade Runner Three members of each tribe, sequentially, must use a machete to chop through wooden beams and ropes to release a set of puzzle disks. Once all six sets of puzzle disks are collected for the tribe, two other members must assemble the disks onto a large post, forming a statue of their tribal animal. Once the puzzle is completed, the two puzzle solvers must then drag it across the finish line to win. Additional Stipulation: Only one tribe will win immunity, whilst the two other tribes will go to Tribal Council (separately) to vote one of their own out of Burma. Winner: Magan

Night 3
As the Magan tribe reaches camp, Kendra becomes emotional for losing their second Immunity Challenge in a row. Jolanda comforts her tribemate, and tells her that with the tribe being down to their five strongest members, they are sure to win the next challenges. Late at night, while Jolanda, Kyle and Chuck are already sleeping, Conway wakes up to pee, only to see Kendra by the beach, visibly worried. After taking his bathroom break, Conway goes to Kendra and asks her what is bothering her. Kendra says she cannot sleep because she has "this awful pit" in her stomach. Kendra explains she is worried that Jolanda, Kyle and Chuck are a tight group, leaving both of them in trouble. Conway tells Kendra to shrug it off, because Conway feels he's next, not her. Conway explains that he is the most socially awkward of the five remaining Magans, and notes that Kendra is a great competitor and a bright woman. So if there is anybody who is the next target, Conway deduces it is him next. Their conversation ends with Conway telling Kendra not to anticipate losing, because it might reflect on her performance at challenges.

Day 4
During a beautiful sunny morning at Nagar, while the whole is away for a fishing expedition, Desiree and Donna are left back at camp. Desiree slacks at the shelter, while Donna prepares rice. Donna politely asks Desiree to help her, but Desiree continues to act asleep, though Donna knows Desiree is only feigning. After washing the rice, Donna goes to the water hole to collect more water. Unknown to Donna Desiree follows her to the well. While the child development online student is doing her job, Desiree comes up to her and goads her.

"Donna: '[fills buckets] Good morning. So, you're awake. Can you help me? I will do two trips here because I'm collecting water for rice, and another for the clothes.' Desiree: 'Of course you are, are you stupid? And I won't help you.' Donna: *sighs* 'Okay.' Desiree: 'You know what, I hate you.' Donna: 'I know; and I don't care.' Desiree: 'You should be.' Donna: 'I won't. You see, I have stuff to do, so if you will not help me, please get out of my way? Thank you.' [smiles] Desiree: 'No I won't. I want to stay here and tell you I hate you so much. You're like a cockroach that needs to die. So let me tell you this bitch, don't you get in my way ever again or your ass is gone.' Donna: [gently drops completely filled bucket] 'Do you really hate me?.' Desiree: 'I do.' Donna: 'Oh well. [carries the bucket and acting like she's walking away]' Desiree: 'Don't you walk away from me!' Donna: 'No I won't.' [throws all the bucket's contents to Desiree's face, dousing her with water] 'Now what?! Hate me more?! What you gonna do? Vote me out? I'm not scared of you! Now go back to the trash where you belong!' [Desiree stunned]" As the rest of the Nagar tribe returns to camp, Francesca notices Desiree all wet, while Donna continues to cook food. Desiree claims she took a morning bath while they are away. But in her head, Desiree knows that if another conflict between her and Donna is witnessed by their tribemates, there is a high possibility it's Donna or her who gets voted out.

At Sar Mayee, Molly and Mirna are sleeping while at shore, the five others contemplate that Mirna is their weakest members, while Molly is the angriest. Marshall, Rashad, Brittany, Tina and Patrick agree to form a coalition against the two. Marshall expresses his concern of the possibility of the three tribes will be mixed up into two new ones in the future, stating that they should still stick together. After a fist bump, the five returns to the shelter to do chores. Unknown to them, Molly was keenly observing them throughout their conversation."sarmayee"

- I'm not stupid. In Survivor, long conversations means they're strategizing. If it's true, me and Mirna are in trouble.

Day 5
The tribes receive Tree Mail, which informs the survivors of their next challenge. At the end of the message, there is a smaller note propped inside the bamboo canister, notifying them about the existence of a Hidden Immunity Idol at their camp; but the tribes do not search for them, as they will be immediately go to their next challenge.

The tribes convene for the first Reward Challenge - the first exotic food challenge in many an age. At Nagar, Desiree and Donna struggle to stomach the cooked entrails, while at Sat Mayee, Molly tries to avoid vomiting. Magan musters up by not hesitating to down the delicacy, even imagining them as an all-meat buffet. In the end, the Magan tribe's perseverance pays off, winning them their first challenge. Jeff reveals about the existence of Exile Island. Jeff asks the winning Magan tribe to send one person from the other two tribes. The Magan tribe chooses Donna from Nagar and Molly from Sar Mayee, deducing that the two girls are the Nagar and Sar Mayee's weakest members, respectively after seeing them struggle at the challenge. In turn, Donna and Molly are given the chance to send one member from the Magan tribe to join them on Exile Island, where they choose Kendra.

The Magan tribe returns to camp with a brighter mood than last night. Jolanda suggests to relocate their shelter to a higher ground since their shelter is close to shore; and with Burma in its rainy season, the tides will wash their shelter away anytime soon. While relocating, Chuck and Jolanda butt heads to where the shelter should be placed. Jolanda insists to at least make it at least near the woods to prevent ocean waves from reaching their shelter while Chuck insists to scrap the shelter and just make a tent out of the tarp, stay at the beach and use the sand as their cushion. Though Kyle and Conway agrees that Chuck's idea makes sleeping more comfortable, they side with Jolanda for safety reasons. In the end, the tribe pushes the shelter to dryer ground, next to the jungle. At Nagar, Desiree makes the most of Donna's absence by making up a story about their verbal showdown yesterday. Donna "explains" that she was trying to help Donna at chores, but Donna shunned her by dousing her with water. Francesca and Zach (Donna's closest friend in Nagar) believe that Donna's story is a lie. At Sar Mayee, Molly's absence seems to take a toll on her ally Mirna, who remains inactive throughout the day. While the tribe invites her to bathe with them, Mirna thinks they're just playing her."sarmayee"

- I miss Molly. I like her. Being with these buffoons rips every fiber of my being.

On Exile Island, Kendra, Molly and Donna are welcomed by a crate and a pedestal with a bag on top. A note tells them to grab a stone without looking, and whoever gets the colored stone will have to read the second not, which is sealed in wax. Of the three, Donna gets the black stone. Donna opens the sealed note, which contains a message that devastates her. As an act of goodwill, Donna agrees to shave her hair, which appears to be a mess, island hygiene aside. Donna's hair prior to the game was a platinum blonde bob cut, but she cut her hair short and dyed it pink. Five days into the game, the pink dye fades, revealing her blonde hair with horrible streaks of pink. At the watchtower-like shelter, the girls find a battery-operated razor and a mirror. Donna asks Kendra and Molly to assist her. After five minutes, most of Donna's hair are shaved away, leaving her half-a-millimeter away from being completely bald. Donna seems to enjoy her new look, as the ugly streaks of pink are almost gone. After bonding over collecting crabs and oysters, the three exiled women reveals the situation at their respective tribes. Donna explains that her Nagar tribemates treat her very nicely, except for Desiree (even explaining their conflict yesterday). Kendra assumes that after eliminating their weakest members Barbie and Oswald, the tribe is fractured between her and Conway and Jolanda, Kyle and Chuck. Molly states she found that the rest of Sar Mayee formed an alliance against herself and Mirna. Mutually troubled, albeit in different degrees, the three girls decide to make an alliance of their own, and decide to bring at least one tribemate to their fold so when they merge, they will be the majority.

Day 6
After receiving Tree Mail, the three tribes reassemble for their next Immunity Challenge. As Kendra, Donna and Molly reunite with their tribes, Nagar is shocked to see Donna with a shaved head, with Zach teasing Francesca that Donna made her run for her money. Jeff informs them that Donna took the Temptation Reward, and the prize awaits back at camp. As Jeff is about to tell them their prize, Donna cuts him, saying that she would let her tribemates know what she donated for them. The host then informs the tribes that in this Immunity Challenge, only one tribe would win, as the two others will go to separate Tribal Councils and vote of their own off the island. For the Magan tribe, this is a make-or-break situation, because if they lose once again, they will be down to four members. Nagar sits Donna and Francesca out, while Sar Mayee benches Mirna and Molly.

Magan immediately takes a massive lead. Thanks to Kendra, Chuck and Kyle's efforts, they swiftly retrieve their bundles. On the other hand, Sar Mayee closes the gap with Tina, Danny and Patrick, while Nagar makes an oversight, because the stronger members (Danny, Nigel and Zach) are assigned to to the chopping part of the challenge), leaving Xavier and Desiree to struggle because the post is heavy. Kyle and Conway of Magan and Marshall and Rashad of Sar Mayee are in close contention for the important immunity, with Magan finishing the puzzle first, but struggles in pulling the post, and Sar Mayee struggling at the puzzle, but quickly erodes the gap dueto their brawn. After a close race, Magan wins challenge, keeping them safe for three more days, and effective sending Sar Mayee and Nagar to Tribal Council.

Next Time On Survivor...

 * Magan is on a roll, can they keep it?
 * Two of the idols will be found.
 * A game of Sudoku will tear one tribe apart.

Author's Notes

 * The Immunity Challenge is a redux of the Immunity Challenge from Survivor: China's I Lost Two Hands And Possibly A Shoulder episode, albeit slightly modified (instead of disks simply being stacked together, a puzzle of the tribe's mythical creatures must be formed on the post).