Chad Swilton

 is a contestant from Survivor: Aurora

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Name (Age): Chad Swilton (35) Tribe Designation: Tuhinga Current Residence: Mandan, North Dakota Claim To Fame: Being the last of my High School clique to not go to jail, in fact I haven’t yet because I have some common sense in not to do illegal stuff in this country. Like don’t go me wrong those times in high school was the most fun, but I’m glad they didn’t come and drag me down with them so I’m not behind bars with them. I think that’s mostly because I knew what I was doing when I got out of high school and my friends just lived in the moment but oh well more power to them I guess. Inspiration In Life: My father, probably another reason why I’m not in jail because he whipped me into shape when I got to out of head in high school. Like I was such a huge troublemaker and always pulled pranks on people, always would sneak out, and all that stuff. Well my father got sick of my shit and gave me a stern talking to which was either clean up my act or go to military school. I guess you can assume which one I picked. Ever since then I looked up to him since I know he means the best for me, and he’s always looking after me. Hobbies: Going to bars to hang out with my buds, and watching football. I’m a huge vikings fan and I’m hoping this upcoming season they will win the superbowl. I also like pulling pranks on people I’m close, nothing dangerous but maybe something hard to clean up like eggs on a car and stuff like that but nothing that ends up me going to jail, also I make sure to target the right person so they don’t charge me for vandalism or whatever. Pet Peeves: Someone who is so overly emotional to a point where they cry about stubbing a toe and how much it hurts and how they want their mommy because their game is to tough. Like come on grow a pair of balls and suck it up. Like you signed up for this game and you’ve seen on TV how hard it is, and yes TV makes it seem way more easier than reality but like seriously we don’t need to hear you blubbering about how cold it is in the slightest. I literally couldn’t stand Carson last season because of that reason, and I won’t stand for it on the island. If you want to get emotional fine by me, but don’t do it around me or I’ll deliver a heaping of reality pie to you. 3 Words To Describe You: Tough, Troublesome, and Strong Three Things On The Island and Why?: My first thing would be my phone just to make sure I can check box scores, contact family at home, and keep status updates of how my game is going so I can get at least some people on my side. I would bring a set of tools to help build, just to make sure the shelter is a lot safer and a lot better than most shelters in this game since I want to make this experience the most comfortable one because I work my best when I’m in my comfort zone. Finally I would bring some toilet paper or something like that either use it to prank my tribe and lighten the mood up or to use it as just that toilet paper. I don’t need to go into detail about that any further. Survivor Contestant You Are Most Like And Why?: I would probably say Tony Vlachos, originally I was going to say Russell Hantz but then I realized that I’m not that cocky or confident or whatever you people call him. Tony did have some arrogance to him, but he still played a great game and he was able to sniff out bullshit a mile away which I intend to do. I’m not going to take no bullshit, and I will surely call someone out if they give it to me just know that. Reason For Being On Survivor: I mean the reason is quite clear, I want to win no question about it. I’m a competitive guy, and I really like competition so this is the perfect game for me to test my skills. I’ve never really done strategy type games because let’s face it fantasy football isn’t that heavily strategy based. I wanted to try something new and something I’m not used to and perhaps be able to maneuver myself to ensure I win the game. What Makes You “Survive” Survivor: Well I’m a strong individual that has a lot of brains to go around simple as that. If I’m ever in trouble I’ll make sure to wiggle my way out because I can make sure that logic and reason are out through first and not stupid fucking ideas that people come up with because they want to make “big moves.” Like sure big moves will get you far but those big moves will make a lot of people angry, and the more angry people get the more of a target you have growing on your back. Why Would You Be The Sole Survivor: Well I’m just going to be myself, and not give into anyone’s bullshit. If you look at some of the Survivor players in the past, it didn’t matter who was the nicest or who had the most emotional sob story, it’s who played the best game and who was themselves. I’m not going to be super mean to a point where people will get offended, but I’m not going to be like Oprah and go “oh you get an alliance you get an alliance you get a deal” yadda yadda. I’m going to play smart and play hard and if people have a problem with it will too bad they can just suck it up.