John Farande

 is a contestant from Survivor: Malaysian Islands.

Profile
Name (Age): John Farande (56) Tribe Designation: Minat Current Residence: Albuquerque, NM Occupation: Farmer Personal Claim to Fame: Marrying my beautiful wife Andrea. I don't know how I'm going to survive without her, she is the light of my life. Inspiration in Life: My grandgrandfather was a Cherokee and he died in one of those British attacks. He was a hero because he jumped in front of a little child that was supposed to be shot, but he saved him by getting killed himself, I guess the child is still doing good somewhere now. Hobbies: Archery, Drinking, Working on a Farm Pet Peeves: Lazy-asses. 3 Words to Describe You: Hardworking, Hot-Tempered, My Wife-Loving SURVIVOR Contestant You Are the Most Like: Probably Phillip. I will be hard-working and I will expect to see everybody else wokr their asses off. I may not be liked but whateva'. Reason to Being on Survivor: Doing work at your own farmer don't make a lotta monex. The win would help me and my wife heck of a lotta more than bustin' our asses of in a field so that Obama can sit in a chair. Hell, no!

Trivia

 * John is the oldest castaway of Survivor: Malaysian Islands. He is also the eldest male, which means he will be picking his own tribe.