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Cut - Mike Zahalasky

401. Mike Zahalasky - Season 35 - Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers

Mike started off the game as just another glorfied, puke-in-your-moutj underdog that the producers love to shove down our throats, especially because his only redeeming "quality" is that he likes to make dick jokes apparently as a "sense of humour" for his occupation as a urologist. Hearing that tidbit, I thought he'd actually be fun to watch, but he was anything but. He was pretty consistently a boring gamebot, so par for the course for these "underdogs" before making into the swap and attending a total of 0 tribal councils. He then faded into obscurity before getting into the ulcer-inducing "Coco-Nuts" alliance with Dollar Store Tony 1.0 (Joe) "BECAUSE GET IT?! HE EXAMINES DUDES'S NUTS FOR A LIVING!!!!!" (Ugh, fuck off), and somehow, Mike even had the audacity to be boring with that nut joke because it was Joe that had to shove that in our faces. Then he burned one-half of Lauren's idol... ew... then he was boring for the rest of the season. At least he opposed Ben, but that meant nothing before he left at final 5. Well, he can now leave the rankdown.

Save - Denise Stapley