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You give Tarzan too much credit. At least Gary Busey won Celebrity Big Brother. I actually have some of these lists on my page too, with my own brand of snarky sarcasm thrown in for good measure, but those weren't in any order, so here's mine in order.

10. Osten Taylor: Taught the world Quitting is okay as long as you whine enough about it and opened the flood gates of crap players who just wanted to be on TV until it wasn't fun anymore. Thanks for that buddy.

9. Brad Culpepper: More of a personal choice than anything else which is why he's so low. He was an abrasive Jerk his first time on the show and his second time he was a boring jerk. He couldn't even muster enough of a crap to be as much as a jerk as Russel or even Randy, so he's not even a good villain, he's just boring.

8. Crystal Cox: Was anybody surprised when it turned out she was on drugs when she earned her gold medals? The Olympic medalist who couldn't outrun the 56 year old physics teacher. What a legacy!

7. Kathy Sleckman: A cautionary tale as to why it's important to admit you're on anti depressants. She wasn't pleasant to watch and I remember hearing that she threatened to cut herself with the machete if Jeff didn't let her leave.

6. Sherri Biethman: Hey remember the first Fans vs Favorites, when the Fans chose to vote out their strongest members instead of the liabilities? Well let's do that all over again and this time you can even back chat the Jury when you make it to the end! What a winner!

5. John Rocker: He not only lost to a girl, he lost to 7 girls and 8 men! Okay let's get serious, John Rocker is a terrible person and player, I hated him before he was on the show, since he made my home town look like a bunch of backwards Hicks. I hated him on the show because he had a superiority complex bigger than Texas. Oh yeah and let's not forget about threatening to punch another competitor! Good sportsmanship my foot. The only thing John Rocker added to the show was an example of how not to act in the first 8 Days of the game.

4. Brandon Hantz: He set out to prove the Hantz family wasn't as bad as Russel made them seem and ended up making them look worse. Because of Brandon we now think of the Hantz family as either being sociopaths with zero remorse for their actions, or Lunatics who think that praying to god immediately absolves them of being a total tool. The only part of his fate he's the master of is his fate of returning to the game. (He never will)

3. Francesca Hogi: How do you get voted out twice and place lower than you did the first time playing? Real talk, Francesca annoyed me more in two days than Philip did in two seasons. Say what you want about Philip, but he's not on my list because at least there was a method to his madness and he proved to be a decent strategist his second time playing. Francesca was just aimless and annoying.

2. Colton Cumbie: Only second on my list! Look Colton is a Terrible person, an irredeemable piece of garbage disguised as a human being, but here's the thing, he had a goal! Colton, as horrible as he was wanted to win and knew exactly how he wanted to get there. If you don't think so, just remember he convinced his entire tribe to go to Tribal after they won Immunity. However none of this changes what Colton is trash. Racist, Elitist, whiny Trash. I was a little worried when I saw him return to Blood Versus Water because he was playing with Tyson and I thought maybe Tyson would try to keep him just for giggles. Nope, not even Tyson was sadistic enough to want Colton to stay in the game.

Dishonorable Mentions: Rocky Reid (Stop Yelling), Jason Siska (Dumbest player ever), Shamar Thomas (Class act, you think the Marines were proud of him?),  and '''Alicia Rosa. '''(Do I even need to explain why?)

1. NaOnka Mixon: Boo hoo, it's raining and it's cold and I want to go home! Let's just ignore the fact that she quit, Let's ignore the fact that this waste of skin is a elementary school teacher. Let's even ignore the fact that she quit after Blindsiding the two best players in the game and putting herself at the top of the tribe! What kind of adult makes fun of another person's name like their six years old? What kind of Teacher shows their students that bullying and harassment is okay as long as it's for money? But most importantly,  What kind of human being shoves a girl with a fake leg to the ground and threatens to beat her with said leg, over a clue to an Idol? At least with Colton, there was also Caleb who showed me that maybe there was a small shred of good within him. Not NaOnka. NaOnka is the unholy fusion of Alicia and Colton, and that's why she is my number 1.