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TEN LITTLE ORGERS EPISODE 1:

And Then There Were Nine

We fade in and see ten of the most known ORG contestants and hosts enjoying the Survivor: Salvation wrap party. Jamie is playing piano on a stage while others are sitting around talking. Liam is seen watching a video on his phone. Ziggy walks up.

Ziggy: Oh hey Liam, whatchu watching?

Liam: Oh, it’s nothing.

Ziggy gets a closer look at the video title.

Ziggy: ‘The Illuminati: How It Effects You’. The fuck?

Liam: Hey, it’s important stuff.

Ziggy: Important? You know that shit is fake, right?

Liam: This kills people on a daily basis, it isn’t a joke.

Purry: He’s right you know.

Ziggy: Whatever.

Purry then changes her focus to Jamie on piano.

Purry: PLAY WONDERWALL!

Jamie then flips Purry off, much to the amusement of Steve. Near the bathroom door, Nuno and Bailey chit-chat.

Bailey: For your first hosting job, you did pretty good.

Nuno: Thanks, but it wasn’t my first.

Bailey: It wasn’t?

Nuno: I hosted on the Koror ORG.

Bailey: Really? I’m sorry.

Nuno: It wasn’t that bad, honestly.

Bailey: You don’t need to make it seem it wasn’t bad.

Nuno: It wasn’t.

Bailey: Oh God, you’re delusional.

Nuno: Ok, well talking to you is like talking to a wall.

We then cut to Wes, Steve, Liam and TJ sitting by the bar. TJ and Steve shake hands.

TJ: Congratulations on your win, Steve.

Steve: Thanks man. Looks like that fire-making challenge was a blessing in disguise.

Luke: So you’d say you’d do another fire-making challenge?

Steve: Hell no, fire scares the life out of me.

TJ: For real?

Steve: Yeah, won’t go near it.

Wes: Pussy.

Steve: I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the choking.

Wes flips off Steve.

Steve: Anyway, when is everyone suppose to get here.

Luke: I’m not sure, the invitation said to be here my seven thirty.

TJ: They’re gonna be late for Nuno’s big speech.

Luke: Doesn’t that include a big announcement for the future of the ORG?

TJ: I believe so.

Nuno then steps up onto the stage next to Jamie’s piano.

Nuno: Um, excuse me?

Jamie ignores Nuno and continues to play.

Liam: Shut it down!

Liam throws one of the cups towards Jamie and hits her on the head.

Jamie: Ow, bitch!

Nuno: Thank you Liam. As I was about to say, I want to congratulate our Salvation winner Steve, for beating twenty four losers who lost again. It surely is something to be proud of. But there is something that I also need to make known. I want everyone to reach under their seat and find an envelope.

Everyone reaches under their seat and grabs their envelope.

Jamie: Aw sweet, is this an invite back?

Everyone opens their envelope as their smiling faces turn to shock. In every envelope is a picture of a dead body. In Jamie’s, it is Dennis. In TJ’s, it is Dylan. In Purry’s, it is Tristan. In Liam’s, it is Luke. In Wes’, it is AJ. In Bailey’s, it is Qayyum. In Steve’s, it is Laure. In Ziggy’s, it is Ivan. In Luke’s, it is Adam. Everyone looks at Nuno.

Bailey: Um, what the fuck?

Luke: Yeah, what is this?

Nuno: That’s right, you all have blood on your hands!

Jamie: Look, Dennis was an accident!

TJ: Yeah and Dylan was hated by everyone, I did them a favor!

Nuno: It doesn’t matter! The point is, while all of you have killed, only one of you committed cold-blooded murder.

Purry: What’s that mean?

Luke: It means they did it on purpose.

Purry: So that means…

Wes: All the other murders were accidents.

Purry: Ohhhh.

Jamie: No wonder I voted you out first, Christ.

Nuno: Shut up! Now, only I know who the killer is.

Bailey: Who?

Nuno: Funny you ask that, Bailey? For this envelope next to me contains the I.D. of the killer. Let’s find out.

Nuno then picks up the envelope. He doesn’t notice the line attached to the paper. The line causes a Rube-Goldberg effect that everyone watches. It then activates a gun which shoots Nuno in the head, killing him. The envelope then flies onto the stove, causing it to catch fire.

Ziggy: Who the hell left the stove on!?

Wes: You’re really focused on that? Nuno got his head shot off!

Ziggy: Well yeah, but still. Fire safety.

Jamie: So I don’t want to be victim number two, let’s fuck off now.

The remaining nine rush to the door only to see it is locked.

TJ: Fuck, it’s locked!

Bailey: Yeah, no shit!

Liam: Hey, what’s this?

Liam grabs a note off the door.

Luke: What does it say, read it!

'''Ten Little ORGers, all gathered to dine  One lost their mind, and then there were nine

 Nine Little ORGers, all taken the bait  One fell down, and then there were eight

 Eight Little ORGers, not wanting to go to heaven  One faced their fear, and then there were seven

 Seven Little ORGers, all stuck in the mix  One got full, and then there were six

 Six Little ORGers, trying to survive  One faced déjà vu, and then there were five

 Five Little ORGers, breaking down the door  One became two, and then there were four

 Four Little ORGers, some feared the illuminati  One broke free, and then there were three

 Three Little ORGers  One bathed in the sun  The killer was killed

 And then there was one'''

Steve: What does that mean?

Liam: I don’t know but I think the best course of action is to stick together until the morning!

Jamie: Hell no, I don’t want to risk getting stabbed in the back!

Purry: Same! Plus I got shit I need to take care of.

Wes: Same.

Liam: What? But-

Bailey: Come on guys, let’s split up.

The eight leave Liam alone by himself.

Liam: Perfect. Juuuust perfect.

END.