Never Smile at a Crocodile

Never Smile At A Crocodile! is the second episode of Survivor: United Nations.

Previously on Survivor..
Twenty contestants across the United States came to Jamaica in hopes of becoming the Sole Survivor. They were divided up into two tribes: Alcoa & Oracabessa.

In the first reward challenge, Oracabessa dominated Alcoa and won reward. However, when Henry started to make an impression on his tribe, Jerry decided to play hard. He formed an alliance called The Clique with Brisa, Hiro, and Jessica. Secretly, Amy formed an alliance with Fred and Rudy in hopes to cause chaos.

Alcoa responded by winning the immunity challenge. Jerry's allianced gunned for Henry while Henry's new alliance with Jessica and Charlotte gunned for Jerry. This left the other three to make the decision. At Tribal Council, Amy and Jessica decide to take the fall for the challenge hoping to save Henry. The votes resulted in a 5-5 tie. But when the revotes happened, it was Jerry, who was voted out.

19 are left. Who will be voted out tonight?

Challenges
Reward/Immunity Challenge: Both tribes will race down a slide in barrels to the bottom. Once there, they will either unlock, use a ring with 20 keys, or untie ropes, which will release a ladder. They must work together to navigate a platform before retrieve one of three puzzles (Best Picture at the Oscars, US Presidents, or World Series Winners). The first tribe to complete their puzzle won immunity and reward. In addition, two members from the winning tribe will sit in on the losing tribal council to gather information. Reward: Fishing gear and extra rice and beans. Winner:

Night 3
Oracabessa returns from Tribal Council having voted off Jerry. Henry is acting relieved that he was spared. But in truth, it was all part of a plan he had made.

"Henry Thanks guys for saving me. Fred No problem bro. Rudy You can breathe easy man. Tomorrow's a new day. Henry Thank god!"

"oracabessa"

- Me, Charlotte, and Jessica came up with a plan to get out of trouble. We decided to put ourselves out there and say vote us out. I would say it first and the reason was I'm nobody, then Jessica would say "No, it's my fault! Vote me out! I lost the challenge!" and then Charlotte would but in that she threw it on purpose. I was surprised Amy decided said she threw the competition and said Charlotte's line. But I knew she didn't do it. It was all a plan to get back at Jerry and I can't believe it worked.

"oracabessa"

- Our tribe is full of idiots. There is no way Henry should be here. We were going to vote him out. But that stupid bitch Amy decided to flip at the last second. Why the hell did she do it? She didn't think we would care for her. Well now we don't.

Henry and his alliance are chatting away from the others.

"Jessica I still can't believe we pulled it off. HenryI know. When the last vote was read I was like Holy Sugar Hottie Island Treat. Jessica Why didn't you say anything Charlotte? CharlotteI was going to. But Amy somehow picked it up and said it. Don't know why! JessicaI think we can trust her and the other two. Henry I agree. Let's bring them in. They can help us."

"oracabessa"

- If it hadn't been for Amy, Fred, and Rudy, Henry was gone and it would be Charlotte and myself, which would suck. But we're very grateful that they voted are way and hopefully we can work our way towards making it to the end.

Day 4
The next day, the members of the Alcoa tribe are enjoying nothing but happiness. They sing, dance, and massage with each other. They like to play pranks. All in all, it's a good time for them. Especially for Dexter and Ernie.

"alcoa"

- There's nothing better then being on the Alcoa camp right now. It's almost like a celebration everyday. We have danceoffs, karaoke contests, and even fun times at the beach. It's almost like college frat parties minus the beer. The atmosphere is right there with this tribe. I don't see any reason for us to falter. Dexter and Ernie decide to take a walk to talk some strategy.

"Ernie Here's what I want. I want you, me, and two others working together. I think we have the perfect chemistry right now. Dexter I agree bro! I don't see anyway we can be stopped. Ernie I'm thinking Nathan should be a good ally if we can get him. Dexter Only problem is I think Tori and Kendra might be onto them as well. Ernie Nathan won't commit to them. We'll get him before they know it."

"alcoa"

- Me and Ernie got a thing going. We've connected really well over the pass four days and are like brothers right now. If there was anyone I would be sitting with in the finals, it's Ernie. I think he's smart, cool, and like me, sexy. So we can cause a few magic tricks if we can.

"Ernie Just remember Dexter, if anyone asks you, you know nothing. Never smile at a crocodile. Dexter You got it man!"

On Oracabessa, the mood is not as smoke as Alcoa's, but not as painful as the day before. The group is talking in shelter about personal lives.

"Hiro Last date I had was two years ago at a Chinese restaurant and my date hated it because she was Korean. It's funny cause I'm actually Japanese. Jessica That's funny! Henry If that happened to me, I'd move to Kuala Lumpur and hide in the big towers. Amy So what about you Rudy? You ever been in love? Rudy Once! Charlotte How did it work out? Rudy It didn't! Fred Did you tell her? Rudy No! Cassidy I'm sorry Rudy."

"oracabessa"

- I was in love with a girl named Hannah who was my best friend and I had a chance to tell her. She was the light of my world and unfortunately, she was going through tough times. Got to the point where she lost hope and she couldn't fight anymore. One night, I had a chance to go right to her house and prevent it. Instead, I went left to the bar. I still feel a bit guilty that I screwed up and made the wrong choice. I still wish I had a chance to see her again. That Christmas was the worst one I had. Seeing the kids playing around the neighborhood was very hard for me because it reminded of a childhood friendship with her, which I'll never have. I have a butterfly tattoo on my heart, which resembles her because she always said happiness comes in the form of a butterfly. I won't tell anyone about it. Yet I intend to honor her memory and I still love her to death. If I win Survivor, part of the money goes to her foundation.

Day 5
It had been raining the night before. Although the rain had stopped, the waters or flooding. At the Alcoa camp, Wayne, Tanner, Kendra, and Tori were talking about Tanner's secret homosexuality.

"alcoa"

- I'm not always open about talking about my sexuality. But ever since I was 13, I knew I was gay. I've been picked on, bullied, and abuse about it. I had to deny the rumors. I thought I was going through a phase. But over time, I can do except myself. Having told Wayne, Tori, and Kendra, I feel very happy about it and I think the others if you're supportive of me.