Talk:Brendyn Garcia/@comment-32574574-20170921003355

Tozza said it best, but I have to give my two cents for the sake of equality, and I'm not leaving the bad porno mustache boy out of the Honest Profiles Train.

​Honest Profile: 

​​I'm Brendyn with a "Y", as in "Why am I competing on a show I have no shot of winning at?", "Why is my mustache more interesting than my entire application", and "Why am I a wannabe Gerald Solta mixed with K.C. Newman?" In addition with being a "Parking-by-Law Officer" (whatever the fuck kind of name is that?), I am a CERTIFIED and LICENSED pessimist. Despite the fact that I'm out here for a good reason, which is to win the money for the Garcia Cartel, FUCK! I mean Garcia family, me and my words. Despite wanting to win money for my family, I claim that anyone who doesn't see why I should win this game is an "asshole". I claim to be done with people's "BS", but I contradict myself because I dislike people with a sense of authority and entitlement, but then say I'm ready to take "full control of the game". Seems like my face is where my ass should be, because I'm spewing out bullshit all over the place!

​Pineapple's Words:

​There is NO WAY this guy is going to win, I'm calling it now. But then again, I predicted Gail Ibarra would be the first boot in ​Tasmania, and yet she won the damn thing, so I'm not the best of friends with predictions, but I'm almost certain I'll be correct. He's going to rub a lot of people the wrong way, and his strategy will probably come off as manipulative and shady as shit, which will turn the jury off.

​Predictions: ​This is up for debate. If he makes it to the merge, he has the chance of becoming the goat of the season (3rd or 2nd place), but I have no clue how he'll do physically, so he could be a potential early boot, or even the first boot. I doubt he'll be the first boot, but I'm not counting it out, considering my predictions are as unreliable as Jerry Sandusky around little boys.