Thread:Coolio15/@comment-24899664-20140726155318/@comment-9949103-20140810215723

What better way to revive this thread than with one of my fave seasons of all time: Survivor: Malaysian Islands! :D

16. Colton: Who the eff was he? I really don't remember what he offered to the show at all, so I was glad to see him booted early. Btw WHY did he get two freakin' votes to return, did he really deserve to return? No? Thought so.

15. Sean: I tend to not like cops or military in Reality TV, and he is no exception. What an annoying little fuck he was, starting a fright with Ivane. What. A. Douche. Glad he went early, such a sorry excuse for a contestant.

14. Louis: I-D-I-O-T. Nuff said. Shouldn't have played so hard.

13. Courtenay: I loved her sassiness and all, but she really should have toned it down, other wise she would have probably made it farther, that's why she is so low.

12. Tim: Just not my cup of tea. Actually, I hate Tea, what am I saying! Tim was alright though, he just didn't stand out much to me.

11. Ellis: Such a queen!<3 She's only here cuz she was booted first! :(

10. Rebecca: Same as Ellis basically. I thought she had so much potential and she just didn't get to show off as much as I'd hope'd. Pre-season pick to win btw. :)

9. Lisa: Just didn't shine as much as of liked. Still loved her though, and her jury speech was AMAZING!<3

8. John: Surprising? Probably. He was annoying as hell, but also very entertaining. He would've been lower, but then...Greg showed up. Let's just say my view of John changed a little bit after THAT thing was cast. ;)

7. Ivane: Good social player, but I didn't think she could've won. She was just waiting to be voted out, basically. Made herself a REALLY big threat. But I still love her so, whatves! :)

6. Mika: A fan favorite for sure. I loved her, she and Dean were so awesome together, and I would've loved a Dean-Mika final two :)

5. Martin: Great underdog story going for this one, I'm honestly surprised he made it as far as he did! But I loved reading every moment of it, so Yay for Martin!<3

4. Dean: Originally my number one guy, but thanks to a little bird named Brenda Wong, he's kinda gone down for his hypocritical gameplay. He was still awesome regardless though, A great winner! Plus your newest winner makes this guy look even better ;)

3. Susan: Perfection<3. Love villains like her, she was bitchy but she also had the strategy to back it up, unlike, for example, Faith or Ginny. An all-star villain imo and I hope to see her compete again! :)

2. Parke: WHY DID HE NOT MAKE IT FARTHER!>:O Fave male of the season by far! <3 him so much, such a great overall gameplayer and it's really sad that he didn't even make jury ;(

1. Elyse: Queen of Malaysian Islands. Such a great strategist, I thought for sure she would pull off a Danni Boatwright win! She was quiet and reserved in the first part of the season, but once the merge hit she became such a goddess, kinda like Jade from my season. Sucks that she got blindsided :( Hope she comes back!<3