Talk:Survivor: Maldives/@comment-9949103-20141207063510

CAST IMPRESSIONS:

Aneal: Okay, so he's obviously very smart from the fact that he's a univesity student and plus he's based off of Aneal from BBCAN, so obviously I love him. I think that he will make the merge and then get voted out in a huge blindside. I don't think we're gonna see two gay nerdy guys win in a row. Status: Fave

Dev: When I see High School Graduate, I translate it to "Hey, I'm Dev and I'm kind of a moron" I don't know, he just doesn't look that smart nor interesting especially since he replaced a porn star or whatever. He'll probably make the merge since he looks pretty athletic, but he just doesn't look like someone who is gonna contribute much else to the season. Status: Borewhore

Dorothy: I really like her honestly. I tend to like most Asians, so that's automatic points for her. Plus she seems really smart and level-headed when it comes to the game. She is a bit older, and that may hinder her in the politics of camp and challenges. Overall, I see her being the Liza or Paige of the season, the OTP strategist queen who gets robbed close to the merge. Status: Robbed Goddess

Fabian: His name is WAY too close to Fabio and that makes me think he'll be really dumb like him. Idk, he isn't blonde, but it's not like he looks very high level intelligence or anything like that. The only other cashier I remember is Delaney from my season, and we all know how that GEM turned out ;) Status: I don't fucking know.

Geri: I LOVE her and her occupation. The whole fortune teller thing is gonna be really interesting I think. Although, I could see the other women getting really annoyed with it quickly, I mean "Here let me see your palms" is gonna get real fuckin old after awhile, but I certainly hope she does well. Status: Fave

Heather: Okay, it's not like I'm calling her a bitch or anything, but I just don't trust chicks with the name Heather. It just makes me think bitch. I mean, Heather from Total Drama and the Heather from White Chicks, it's just never ending. I don't think she'll do particularly well because if she isn't a bitch, I could definitely see her being a floater. Status: Bitch Potential.

Isaac: He seems really nice and fatherly and I do like that, but he has like no chance. He's too old and I think that will really cost him in the end. I don't envision him even making the merge. Status: Pre-Merge Boot.

Jillian: If Heather isn't the bitch, then it's this chick. The fact that she looks a bit like Snow and her LAST NAME is Snow is just oh-so foreshadowing. I hope she's not a complete vile bitch though and that she might actually be good at playing the game. Status: Her last name should be Fiery.

Justin: Okay, so first of all, he has my name. Second of all, I really don't like the fact that he's a Chemist/Model, that just makes me think he's super concieted and douchey. Third of all, he REALLY reminds me of Justin from Santa Cruz looks and occupation wise since Justin from that season also modeled I believe. Overall, I think he'll probably annoy the hell out of me and make me hate my own name. Status: Find a new name.

Kaitlynn: I see her being the tomboy-ish girl who hates all the girly-girls on the tribe and therefore I think that she will not make it as far as she should. I think she'll be really physical and good at the challenges, but I feel like she is gonna get too annoyed by the other girls that she'll want to use one of her paddles to bitch slap them in the face. Status: Surprise Early Boot.

Kelly: I have absolutely no read on her. She could be really boring, really smart, or really cunty. I have no idea which one she is. She reminds me a bit of Kelley from SJDS, and I don't think that will bode well for her. I just have a feeling that all the old women are gonna get picked off early. Status: Sucks to be Old.

Marcus: Ugh, he reminds me a lot of Artis and Antonio and that just....blargh, I think he'll be really invisible. I could be wrong, but I just don't think he'll play a good and interesting strategic game. Sorry Marcus! Status: Who?

Natalie: What can I say? She's my character. I honestly believe she'll cause a bunch of chaos until the merge where the others will realize how much of a snake she is and promptly vote her ass out. I'm hoping she can pull off a win though, go Natalie! Status: Queen of Maldives.

Nick: I really like Nick! Again, I usually like Asians so he is definitely on my faves list. He looks and seems smart so I could totally see him going super far and maybe even winning the season. Status: Fave.

Pasha: Her looks alone make me like her a WHOLE lot! She looks quirky and interesting and I think she'll bring a lot of spiciness to the season. I don't think she'll last because she doesn't look like she'll fit in very well, but she still looks as sassy as ever and I'm hoping for her to wag her finger in someone's face. Status: Sassy Fave.

Tony: Makes me think of Tony Vlachos from Cagayan and I'm not too fond of that comparison. I mean, I do hope he's interesting but I just hope he isn't a camerawhore because then we'll be having some issues, that's for sure. Status: Whateves :P