Talk:Blending in With the Asylum/@comment-26485526-20180612000425

Buckle up boys and girls, it's time for the Jet Stream: Gouyave Edition - Episode 4

Taihlaura's entire fucking game is based on "What ifs" and it's driving me up a fucking wall!

Taihlaura: I know I'm probably on the bottom with Brooklyn/Eddiot/Samantha, but what if I flip and get swapped with Brooklyn and Samantha? I'd be screwed!

That's honestly the most absurd hypothetical situation since literally anything that came out of Phyllis Carmichael's mouth in the history of ever! Not only is it extremely fucking specific, but it's assuming a few things: 1) That there will even be a swap, 2) That she will be swapped and stuck with Brooklyn & Samantha, and 3) that if said situation even fucking happens, Brooklyn & Samantha will have power out of fucking nowhere! Does this fucking lunatic not realize that if she does flip, it puts her in the MAJORITY and that there's no guarantee that Carriacou would even trust Brooklyn & Samantha, let alone fucking stick together!!!!

I also love how this moron knows that she's playing dangerously, yet feels perfectly justified in making these stupid assumptions! Obviously it would be perfectly reasonable of her to stay loyal to "Eddiot's Angels," but the logic would simply be "I know I'm on da bottom of da 4, but dere's 16 people left in da game, so chances are we won't all get to da final 4, so I'm still in a good spot with solid alliance." But no, Taihlaura's brain doesn't think with logic does it? Only in absurd assumptions that probably won't happen.

Then we come to that stupid little twerp named Jensen, who by the way, I've come to hate more than Ashanda.

''Trinity: Listen, I know I'm not your favourite person in the world right now-

Jensen: How many college degrees did it take you to figure that one out?''

Throughout that whole conversation, he just comes off as extremely rude and entitled. He voted in the minority one time because he was left out of an erratic move Taihlaura was responsible for, and he can't fucking let it go! Trinity puts her foot down because she (rightly so) lost trust with Wylie, and this brat can't see her logic behind wanting to be in the majority and save the alliance's idol! He isn't even Trinity's first target, and the reason he's her 2nd target is all because he's being nothing but a fucking whiny child over the situation! If he'd just keep his mouth shut and go with the flow a little, he'd be safe by virtue of his main ally being a 68-year old hag that has all the challenge prowess of a fucking corpse!!

Please tell me either Jensen or Taihlaura go soon, I don't know how much longer I can take this bullshit!