Board Thread:Character submissions/@comment-25826889-20170901023355/@comment-32574574-20170911213125

Name (Age): Ned Bigby (24)

Tribe: N/A

Hometown: ​Weedville, Arizona (stop fucking laughing)

Occupation: ​Stay-at-Home Writer (stop fucking laughing)

What's your claim to fame?: ​I have high functioning autism and a low-functioning metabolism.

Hobbies: ​Watching Feminist Cringe Videos, Smoking some Weed, Dabbin' on them haters.

Pet Peeves: ​Fidget Spinners, Classical Music, and when the haters dab back.

Why will you "survive" Survivor?: ​In a school full of chaos, insane teachers, and gross school lunches, Ned Bigby, that's me. And my two best friends (​whips out both middle fingers) try to do the impossible. Create a guide that will help you survive school. ​

Why will you be the Sole Survivor: ​If Dick Donato win his season, why can't I?!

(Yes, this is a serious application)

