Board Thread:Character submissions/@comment-4975295-20141001195410/@comment-24226715-20141002010426

Name (Age): Davidson Parker (27)

Tribe Designation: -

Current Residence: Chicago, IL

Occupation: Store Clerk

Personal Claim to Fame: Performing in 5 theater plays during high school

Inspiration in Life: The comedian Bill Hicks or George Carlin. They were brilliant in their work, and funny philosophers. Never heard of that right?

Hobbies: Listening to music, philosophical debates, and playing with my dog Ben. Pet Peeves: Incredibly stupid people, people who do drugs just for fun, and people who try to act badass when they are pansies.

3 Words to Describe You: Mature, gifted, and methodical

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: I have the adaptability of Chris, the wit of Penner, and the humor in Tyson.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I love the show, and to get to experience it, even if I'm voted off early... it's worth everything!

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I have tremendous social skills, and I can manipulate and backstab at any chance I get, and I know I'll get away with it.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: Because there hasn't been anyone like me before, just you wait! I need to move out of my apartment damn it!