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Name (Age): Natalya Mendes, 25 (Current Student: Rice University)

Current Residence: Cloverleaf, TX

Occupation: Political Science Student

Personal Claim of Fame: My debating skills; anybody that has ever argued against me has been shut down, whether it was a formal debate or not.

Inspiration In Life:  My grandpa, Pedro. I got my quick wit and sharp tongue from him. He’s also the one that taught me to stand up and fight for what I believe in.

Hobbies: Debating, researching, writing, badminton.

Pet Peeves: Apathy, laziness, and body odor.

3 Words To Describe You: Clever, Determined, and Snarky.

If you could have 3 things on an island what would they be and why?:

1) Deodorant (enough for everyone)

2) My Snark Handbook. I love reading those one liners, and using them.

3) My badminton racket and a birdie. I love playing around with those things.

Survivor Contestant you are Most Like: I’m just as quick-witted and snarky as Courtney Yates (if not more), I’m as athletic as RC Saint-Amour (Survivor: Philippines); finally, I’m as manipulative as Parvati Shallow.

Reason for being on Survivor: To win one million dollars and pay off the massive student loan debt I will have when I finally graduate.

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I’m very adaptable and can figure out how to survive in any situation. Survivor will be no different.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I am undefeated in arguments and debates. My formal debate record is somewhere around 75-0. When I want to convince somebody to do something, they will be convinced. This goes for getting people on my side in order to vote somebody out, as well as getting the jury to vote for me in the final tribal council. When I get to the end, I promise you that I will give the jury no choice but to vote for me to win. I have a guaranteed victory, trust me.