It's the Canis Cannabis Edition

It's the Canis Cannabis Edition is the third episode of Survivor: Galápagos.

Immunity
Challenge: Survivor Fanon Wiki Trivia

The tribes will compete in 10 rounds where Jeff is going to ask them question related to past seasons of Survivor Wiki. The three tribes with the highest scores will win immunity. The tribe with the highest score will win immunity.

Winner:

Idols

 * Lance: Legacy Advantage
 * Xanadu: Super Idol
 * Eros: 2 Idols (Bartolomé and Fernandina idol)
 * Stephanie: 1 Idol (Genovesa Idol)
 * Ultimate: Eros's fake idol

Fernandina


The episode opens with Fernandina arriving to the camp.

Aline: Well, that was a night.

Aarav: Definitely was.

Naikeo: Bravo, bravo, bravo, weakers. You did it. But also the two of you are really dumb.

Aarav: What are you talking about?

Naikeo: You took out our strongest player, you blindside the wrong person -_- Just look any of us has muscles, and the three of us suck at challenges, so the upcoming will be the three of us returning to tribal council in three days.

Aline: So what's the plan for now?

Naikeo: I don't know, do we have enough good skills to go far?

Aarav: Let's think in what we're good at.

Naikeo: Probably the three of us could try to convince someone else to throw the immunity at us.

Aarav: Do you think that will work?

Naikeo: Let me think about it? NO! We're condemned dummies! We will return here every single time, we're the new Matsing, Ulong, Malolo.

Aline: Keep calm, Naikeo, the three of us will be fine...

Aarav: (whispering) Really?

Aline: (whispering) I'm not sure...

Naikeo: Okay, bitches, listen to me and shut the fuck up, we need to do something as soon as possible if not the other tribes will not only kill us, they will not leave a proof of our existence in the next challenges, we just need to think about who we can beat.

Aline: The two of us can beat Lucha, I guess.

Naikeo: Who else.

Aarav: We have not seen Xanadu in action... Actually I don't remember have seen Xanadu during the swimming challenge.

Aline: Dude, that man is creepy as hell.

Naikeo: We haven't seen TauroMauro in action neither. Okay, Floreana, TauroMauro is a wildcard, but we know that we can't beat Sofía, Glamour and Daylon.

Aline: From Genovesa, Xanadu is a wildcard, we can beat Mama Lucha, Stephanie and Jonathan both are challenge beasts.

Aarav: From Española, probably we can have a fair shot against Marina, Lance is not the biggest challenge beast, but I doubt about our chances against him.

Naikeo: Baltra, probably Queen, I beat her during the swimming challenge, so I feel that I have a chance against her, but once again, Kassandra, Mateo and Tashibeo are the problem.

Aarav: I think that our best shot is against Bartolomé, because despite they have Eros, and he's a challenge beast, Ultimate, Candela and Shotis are not good at challenges.

Naikeo: Yeah, you're right there, if they were safe from tribal council was thanks to Eros, not to them, so, okay, listen to me weakers, if the next challenge is a match, we need to go against Bartolomé, or we need to go against the people that we know we can beat, Mama Lucha, Marina, Xanadu, TauroMauro, and Queen. Okay? I don't want to go to tribal council because I know that you two, despicable bitches will vote me out no matter what, but let me tell you something, vote me out and you will have 0 chance in challenges.

Aline: That's not a good "please, keep me safe" speech.

Naikeo: I don't give a shit about it, bitch.

Aline: Woh Woh Woh, calm your mouth girl, what's wrong with you?

Naikeo: I'm pissed off, because I was blindsided, thank you, next question?

Aarav: How old are you?

Naikeo: Oh trust me I have the enough years to kick your ass, old man.

Aline: Girl, calm down, okay.

Baltra


The scene opens with a view of Baltra's beach in the morning while Kassandra is looking at the dawn and crying at the same time.

Queen: I do my hair toss

Check my nails

Baby how you feelin'?

Feeling good as hell

Oh my! Kass, Kass, baby girl, what's going on?

Kassandra: (crying) I just feel emotional the day of today.

Queen: You know that you have a friend on me, common' honey badger, what's going on? It's about the voting situation?

Kassandra: (crying) No. Did you see this necklace?

Queen: It's beautiful, but what's wrong with it?

Kassandra: (crying) My ex boyfriend, he gave it to me.

Queen: Oh baby, just calm down, tell me what happened.

Queen: Why did you took this necklace with you?

Kassandra: (crying) A part of me miss him so much, Queen, because he was the only thing that I had, I leave all my world behind in order to make him happy.

Queen: Kass, girl, no, you should not make that kind of things for someone. I mean, I know that sometimes you need to change somethings of you, but if someone loves you, they will love you with all about you, your bad points, your good points, they will understand that your people is important in your life, because excuse me, if someone ask you to stop to talk with someone that you love just because that relation doesn't make him feel happy, he's not thinking in your happiness, he's thinking in him, not ya.

Kassandra: (crying) I basically gave him everything, Queen. I quit my job to go and work with him in a big company, I didn't went to my best friend wedding because that day he was winning an important award and I had to be there just feeding his ego. I hate myself so much, Queen, I was an idiot, but the worst part is that I feel that I've nothing (hugs Queen).

Queen: Girl, what you did was wrong, I don't want to make you feel worse, but you hurt a lot of people, because you were in love with a douchebag, but girl, just look around you, you have new friends, even when we're playing a game that requires make people non good things like lie, stab, manipulate and all those things, have for sure that a lot of us will be your friends, and you have a family now, but, listen, I want you to go with your family and your friends after this, search them and talk with them, if you love them just don't sit here crying about how miserable is your life.

Kassandra: (crying) Thank you so much, Queen, you're a good friend.

Queen: Hum, girl, I'm not only your good friend, I'm your QUEENIE friend, you will not have a friend like Queen Shonteeva in your life, so love me and keep me.

Kassandra: Thanks.

Queen: Just listen, sing with me...

Come now, come dry your eyes

You know you a star, you can touch the sky

I know that it's hard but you have to try

If you need advice, let me simplify

If he don't love you anymore

Just walk your fine ass out the door

Kassandra: I do my hair toss

Check my nails

Baby how you feelin'?

Feeling good as hell

Hair toss

Check my nails

Baby how you feelin'?

Feeling good as hell

Feeling good as hell

Baby how you feelin'?

Feeling good as hell

Queen: Woo girl, need to kick off your shoes

Got to take a deep breath, time to focus on you

All the big fights, long nights that you been through

I got a bottle of Tequila I been saving for you

Boss up and change your life

You can have it all, no sacrifice

I know he did you wrong, we can make it right

So go and let it all hang out tonight

'Cause he don't love you anymore

So walk your fine ass out the door

Kassandra & Queen: And do your hair toss

Check my nails

Baby how you feelin'?

Feeling good as hell

Hair toss

Check my nails

Baby how you feelin'?

Feeling good as hell

Hair toss

Check my nails

Baby how you feelin'?

Feeling good as hell

Hair toss

Check my nails

Baby how you feelin'?

Feeling good as hell

Queen: Listen, if he don't love you anymore

Then walk your fine ass out the door

Kassandra & Queen: And do your hair toss

Check my nails

Baby how you feelin'?

Feeling good as hell

Hair toss

Check my nails

Baby how you feelin'?

Feeling good as hell

Hair toss

Check my nails

Baby how you feelin'?

Feeling good as hell

Hair toss

Check my nails

Baby how you feelin'

Feeling good as hell

Feeling good as hell

Baby how you feelin'?

Feeling good as hell

Kassandra: Oh my god, Queen, Lizzo is not going to sue us for sing her song without owning the copyright?

Queen: Nah... Please tell me that you have a good lawyer. Listen to me, girl, do you want to disappoint Queen Lizzo?

Kassandra: No.

Queen: So then drop those tears and let's look at the beautiful dawn.

Six degrees of separation sounds in the background

Queen: Now listen to me, baby girl, I want you to throw the necklace to the sea, let go that bad memory and start to feel free.

Kassandra close her eyes and throws the necklace to the sea and goes and hugs Queen while she cries.

Kassandra: (crying) Thank you, Queen.

Queen: It's everything okay, Kass, I'm here for you, none it's going to hurt you anymore.

Kassandra: Thank you, thank you so much.

Queen: This is a new dawn for Kassandra, okay?

Kassandra: This is a new dawn for Kassandra.

The scene close with the two friends sitting in the beach and looking at the dawn.

After that scene we look at Tashibeo waking up while he goes and search Mateo.

Tashibeo: Mateo, good morning, how do you feel today?

Mateo: I'm still feeling nervous.

Tashibeo: For yesterday's fight?

Mateo: Yeah

Tashibeo: Why do you care a lot about Kassandra?

Mateo: I like her, she's nice.

Tashibeo: Mateo, sorry, but this is Survivor, not Love Island, the showmances here are not something good.

Mateo: And see how many successful showmances the show has, Rob and Amber, Sierra and Joe, Whitney and Keith, Kara and Alec, Johannes and Skanda.

Tashibeo: Are you here for the title or for the girl?

Mateo: The title, but you need to understand that she's a number for us.

Tashibeo: Then let me ask you, if at some point you, Stephanie, Kassandra and I are on the same tribe and we have to go to tribal council, who you think she's voting with? With her? Or with us?

Mateo: She's voting with us, don't worry, I can't win both, the title and the girl.

Tashibeo: She sang a song some minutes ago about feeling good as hell...

Mateo: Hum?

Tashibeo: Nothing, Mateo, nothing.

Mateo: Why are you scare of Kassandra?

Tashibeo: I'm not scare about her, I'm scare about she having alliances with other people on the other tribes.

A series of quick shots of Eros, Stephanie and Jonathan appears on the screen.

Mateo: She's not working with anyone, we're safe, don't worry.

Tashibeo: If I see her throwing the next challenge I'll call her out and if we go to tribal council I don't care what you say, I'm sending her out.

Mateo: Do you have the votes?

Tashibeo: I have a good relation with Queen, so she's voting with me, that's for sure.

Mateo: And then I'm in the minority, right?

Tashibeo: No, you don't...

Mateo: No, yes, I see what's going on here, you want to be in the power position and that's why you're pulling for take Kassandra out.

Tashibeo: You're really wrong!

Mateo: No, I'm not.

Tashibeo: Yes, you're! I'm trying to save your game!

Mateo: Then why we don't send Queen out?

Tashibeo: Because she has no allies on the other side, nobody likes her.

Queen and Kassandra arrives.

Queen: Ah what did you said, hun?

Tashibeo: I... I...

Queen: (crying) What did you f*ckin say, TASHIBEO?!

Mateo: He said that nobody on the other tribes likes you.

Queen: (crying) SHUT UP, MATEO! I DIDN'T ASKED YOU! How you did that to me, Tashibeo! I was your friend and you trash me behind ma back.

Queen runs out of the jungle.

Tashibeo: No, Queen, wait.

Tashibeo runs to Shonteeva.

Kassandra: Why you did that to her? She's probably one of the most wonderful humans around here and you talk trash about her!

Mateo: I wasn't talking trash, Tashibeo is trying to vote you out.

Kassandra: And why we need to keep him instead of Queen? He's the center of the problem!

Mateo: I don't know what to do, okay?!

Kassandra: Don't yell at me!

Mateo: Joder! I'm not yelling at you! I just feel under a lot of pressure.

Kassandra: Mateo, just calm down.

Mateo: No, Kass, this is... this is...

Kassandra: Mateo, are you okay?

Mateo: Call the medical t...

Mateo faints and Kassandra runs asking for help. While Queen and Tashibeo goes to take care of Mateo.

Jeff: Mateo, are you okay? You literally faint.

Mateo: I just felt under a lot of pressure, Jeff.

Jeff: This is how the game works, Mateo, and you need to learn to control the stress, because while yeah, the game is important, this cannot affect your health. How are you feeling?

Mateo: I feel tired, I want to drink water.

Jeff: Do you want to quit?

Mateo: I'm not a quitter, Jeff, I came here to win and I'm going to do my best.

Jeff: Okay, doc, can he continue?

Doctor: Yeah, he just need to take control of his pressure. Tell me, Mateo, did you suffer of hearth illness in the past?

Mateo: When I was 17, and that stopped when I was 20, I had arrhythmia.

Doctor: That was product of a lot of stress.

Mateo: Yeah, I was at school, job, girlfriend, a lot of things put a lot of pressure on me.

Jeff: And how did you took control of that?

Mateo: Learning to relax, I traveled to other cities searching peace.

Jeff: I know that you're playing a game, Mateo, but you're in a beautiful island, learn to enjoy every single aspect of the experience, common' your tribe is not in jeopardy, yet. So take control of your emotions.

Mateo: Tashibeo came saying a lot of things about the vote and Kassandra.

Jeff: Once again, you need to learn to control the pressure.

Jeff and the doctor walks with Mateo looking for the rest of Baltra.

Kassandra: Mateo, how are you?

Kassandra and Queen runs to support Mateo.

Mateo: I'm feeling so much better, thank you.

Tashibeo: He's not quitting, right?

Jeff: Now, he can continue.

Doctor: But he needs to be careful with his heartbeats. Tell me, Mateo, during the challenge, you don't feel bad, right?

Mateo: No, I feel the adrenaline? Yes, but I don't feel that my heart is about to explode and kill me.

Jeff: Okay, take the rest of the morning and prepare for the challenge. Don't worry, take some rest.