Talk:Craig Saad/@comment-32574574-20170923150155

No joke. I have a friend that looks EXACTLY like this bloke, which made me like him before I read his profile.

​Honest Profile:

​Look at me! I'm yet another person with an inspiration story about a life struggle who coincidentally decided to join the group of Survivor contestants with inspirational stories (​Them Canadians  though). Anyways, I really hate surfers, no matter how nice and generous surfer dudes are (i.e. Bethany Hamilton, Kayden Simms, Surferdude1219), if you can tread water, I hope an alligator eats you up like Jeffrey Dahmer. I'm probably just jealous of people who can ride above water because it took me my own ex-bitch to not drown under another liquid substance known as alcohol. Considering I'm gonna do everything to be a tryhard in the game, I might as well bring some toilet paper to clean up the bullshit I'm gonna spew out during my 39 stay in Mozambique. I say 39 days with passion, because a smart and logical player would probably take me to the end so I can let me ego grow bigger than a 12-year old's dick watching porn on YouTube. I have no shot of winning if my life depended on it.

​Pineapple's Talk:

​I actually really hate this guy more than most people. If there's one thing that'll get under my skin, it's people who like to over-generalize people, and his surfer rant is exactly that. It's like Penelope's rant on Republicans, except not as controversial. It'll be Saad to see this cunt lose the game, but probably for his friends & family who want the money so he can simply shut up about his alcohol surviving story. Like, I get that you beat alcoholism, but it doesn't make you the most heroic person on earth. Try spending 42 years in jail for something you didn't do (James Bane), and then we'll talk, because with alcohol, you made the mistake of downing a few more Jack Daniels' than you should've. I have a feeling this guy will make the big mistake of clashing with another person probably, and losing the battle, but it'll be interesting to see Craig's downfall.

​Predictions: ​I might be a little off, considering I expected Mikol from last season to place third, but I believe he'll place third (2nd Runner-Up) or something like that. Because this cunt doesn't care about what other people perceive his game to be.