Talk:Cloe Mercado/@comment-9949103-20180831205725

Jesus Christ. This one is a fucking treasure trove already.

First of all, the fact that she only takes on jobs for 8 months or so tells me that said jobs are probably based in a very classy strip club.

Secondly, the fact that she gets annoyed at people not keeping up their appearance after talking about going in between jobs tells me that she's only able to do all this because she's from money and is actually a rebel reaping the rewards of a royal lifestyle (Typical Millennial mentality, right Cloe?)

Finally, the fact that she calls herself pretty and says that she's an expert flirt only contributes to the idea that she works as a stripper and I predict that no guy is going to want this desperate mess of a human to cuddle with.

Let's hope that this monstrosity is an early boot.