Talk:Lulu Nguyen/@comment-26485526-20180327050311

Name: Lulu Nguyen. Yes, even my surname is so unique that I share it with about 40% of people that have Vietnamese heritage or are from Vietnam! I'm so proud!

Current Residence: A place almost as boring as I am.

Claim to Fame: Becoming a legal secretary. There was so much pressure on me to get into law, but since my lack of personality would put everyone to sleep in the courtroom, I was forced to choose the next best thing.

Inspiration in Life: My friends! I know, it's like, so hard to believe that there are actually people that can talk to me for more than a few minutes and not fall fast asleep! They really get me through the tough times, like when my imaginary friends doze off.

Hobbies: Hanging out with friends, because I am still amazed I have friends! I also enjoy other boring stuff because they match my personality.

Pet Peeves: Parents that have multiple children that only focus on the interesting ones. BORING CHILDREN NEED ATTENTION TOO! Oh... hi mom and dad! (Waves excitedly as they pretend not to know who she is)

If You Could Have Three Things on an Island What Would They Be and Why: 1) Crossword puzzles because again, I like things that match my personality. 2) Biscuits and bread because a boring, basic girl needs her boring, basic snacks! 3) A clock so I can figure out the exact amount of time it takes for people to get bored talking to me.

SURVIVOR Contestant You are Most Like: I'm a mix of Sophie Nguyen and Purple Kelly. Sophie because she's Asian and uninteresting too, and we share the same last name! Purple Kelly because we're going to have the same edit.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: Well, someone drugged the people in charge of casting so much that they decided they needed another young, boring girl on the season. So, here I am!

Why You Will “Survive” SURVIVOR: This won't be too different from my day to day life. I'm boring there too and nobody's murdered me yet, so HERE'S HOPING! (Crosses fingers)

Why You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: DID I MENTION I HAVE FRIENDS?!?! I'm like, so determined to win the money and make sure they don't leave me because I'm so happy they stuck around! Oh yeah, and my lack of personality will make me a non-threat, so I should make it to the end no problem!

Yeah, she's got no chance of winning. I don't know how well she'll do, but I can't imagine she goes very far because it looks like she won't provide much, if anything, to the season.

(Side note: Credit to Tozza6 for giving me the idea to do this kind of assessment since he did one for Laura Kudrick of Uruguay.)