Board Thread:Season Rankings/@comment-24584422-20181005034947/@comment-24584422-20181015061812

Cut- Linda Spencer

363. Linda Spencer- Season 3- Africa

I only want to write about two people on that list so I'm cutting one and saving the other.

Let it be know, that Linda was not boring, and in fact has a number of additional moments. I have yet to see her fail to entertain, or cause happiness in my brain.

First of all, let's talk about her obsession with Mother Africa. Like what a woke icon before woke icon was a thing. Her voting confessional for Lindsey "Mother Africa is a very spiritual place, the gods and goddesses are always watching."

Second of all, she was part of the iconic divided Samburu, on the old peoples side of course. She haaaated Silas and Lindsey with a passion. Some iconic moments from that rivalry

-Getting down on her hands and knees in front of Silas saying "I wanna be ON THE TEAM. Let me be ON THE TEAM."

-When Lindsey is writhing in pain with period cramps "Lindsey thought she was strong, guess she's not so strong."

-Telling Lindsey "DIDN'T YOUR MAMA EVER HUG YA?"

Other Linda highlights

-Being described by Frank as "more solid than the bottom of the Hoover Dam"

-That iconic photo/clip of her dripping blood from the blood drinking challenge inspiring iconic Sucks user "ZombieLinda" (the creator of Lividmanda)

Anyway, despite being a fourth boot she was FAR from boring, and y'all need an Africa re-watch if you actually believe that. Actually I shouldn't say "despite being a fourth boot" bc she is one of the earliest members of the fourth boot club that includes such luminaries as Alecia and J'Tia

Save- Julie Wolfe