Talk:Alan Crabtree/@comment-25429296-20170628181133

So, when I first saw Alan's last name I thought he looked like a crab apple. Then, I saw his face. He looks like the kind of person who has to stay one hundred feet away from a playground at all times. And then I read his profile. Alan seems so full of himself that it's hard to watch. Alan thinks that he'll have the strategy of Tony Vlachos but that is hilariously inaccurate. He's going to flop as hard as Janet Alton from The Amazon. Who is that you may ask? Exactly. Alan will be nothing more than an angry and forgettable first boot.

"Hobbies: Alchohol (if that counts)"

I sure can't wait to see Alan's drunken tirades on his tribemates that cause him to be voted out!