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Cut – Kelly Bruno

397. Kelly Bruno – Season 21 – Nicaragua

I’m probably going to get shit for saying this, but I really feel like the only reason Kelly B was cast is because she has one leg. Like, her personality is about as alive as the amputated part of that leg, and the only thing that was really interesting about her is the fact that she was shoved to the ground by Na’Onka, who was desperate for an idol clue, and please, that was CLEARLY a Na’Onka moment. Especially since Kelly B. didn’t even respond to that in an entertaining way (did she respond at all?) She was also an enemy of Brenda, and somehow that feud wasn’t even interesting, and she was clearly not worth Brenda’s time. She also aligned with Shannon of all people, and it was the fact she stuck with him despite his performance at their first Tribal that led to her rivalry with Brenda, so yeah, she didn’t even DO anything interesting besides align with garbage, and didn’t have enough of a brain to read the big, neon writing on the wall that Shannon was going. Fabio didn’t have enough of a brain to do that either, but he’s cut already, and I’m not even sure if he knew how to read when Nicaragua was airing, but that’s beside the point.

One of the few positives I have about this garbage season is that Kelly B was booted pre-merge instead of Marty, and please, that was obviously a Brenda moment as well, because Miss Lowe clearly likes good TV. Kelly B. didn’t even have an entertaining reaction to her blindside! Far more entertaining people have already been cut from this rankdown, and I can’t in good conscience let Kelly Bruno remain here when I’d rather watch paint dry. I may watch a roast of the Nicaragua cast if it were to happen, but even then, when Kelly B’s turn comes, she’d probably only come alive if she was literally roasted. Good bye.

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