We're Not Cavemen!

This is the 3rd episode of Survivor: Couples Showdown.

Previously On Survivor...
After Tala's first Tribal Council, Simone was voted out due to her brashness, leaving her more likable sister Ebony to fend for herself. When Tala won the Reward Challenge, she was chosen along with Talia to partake in a "Temptation Reward" where they may trade half of their reward for a clue to a Hidden Immunity Idol. But in an act of goodwill, Ebony chose to keep the reward as is.

At the rival Bulan tribe, Leo started plotting against his partner, Martin. Approaching best buddies Andy and Devon, Leo revealed that he and Martin were rivals, not friends. Not trusting Leo fully, the buddies went out early to find Bulan's Hidden Immunity Idol, in which they became successful, and Devon planted his tribal necklace as a fake one.

At the Immunity Challenge, despite Tala's cohesiveness, they were unable to defeat Bulan once again, sending themselves back to Tribal Council. Before the vote, Kevin was uneasy about Ebony, telling his wife Camille that Ebony's superb social skills made her a bigger threat than ever. In the end, Ebony was voted out. With one pair down this early in the game, nobody's safe once again. 18 remain, who will be voted out tonight?

Challenges
Reward/Immunity Challenge: Modified Survivor Sumo Using padded duffel bags, a pair of players from both tribes must knock the opposing pair off the ring. First tribe to four wins immunity. Reward: Tribal immunity and rain parkas, mosquito nets, pillows and blankets for the entire tribe. Winner: Tala Temptation Reward: They will have an additional large tarp and a Sears tool kit to fortify their shelter Consequence: The chosen pair will not have a rain parka, and may not borrow from tribemates.

Night of Day 6
Tala returns to camp after an emotional Tribal Council, where they voted out sweetheart Ebony because she was a social threat. Kevin cheers the dejected tribe by telling them Bulan has yet to win a reward, so they will lose in an Immunity Challenge very soon. Camille makes a bold statement about the tribe getting divided into alliances, saying that the whole tribe must be the alliance. The tribe agrees, stating that alliances within the tribe should be put at the back burner since they are yet to win an Immunity Challenge. "tala"

- Every time I see Bulan in every challenge, they become increasingly hungry, groggy and dysfunctional. And since they are yet to win a reward, they're gonna lose sooner or later. Good thing for Tala, we are one cohesive team. Bulan's aggressiveness will sure bite them in the ass, and Tala will be waiting for their downfall.

Day 7
At Bulan, the alliance of six, consisting of Martin, Leo, Melissa, Paula, Andy and Devon discusses strategy, where the six agreed to vote Burgundy out should they lose the Immunity Challenge. After their conversation, Melissa and Paula go deep into the woods trying to find the Hidden Immunity Idol (not knowing Andy and Devon already found it), while Martin goes for a bathroom break. Leo, Andy and Devon remain, with Leo stressing that Martin is a threat and he must go, but Andy rebutts they need Martin in challenges. Leo states that the apart from Martin, the males of Bulan are collectively strong, so they can afford losing Martin.

"Leo: 'Andy, are you now on board getting rid of Martin?' Andy: 'May I ask why are you so mad at Martin? He didn't even say three words with you!' Leo: 'We've been rivals on everything, in school, work, games, even girls.' Devon: 'Seems like a legitimate rivalry to me. But hey, can't you see? We are two people up against Tala, and we can't afford to lose a member, let alone a strong one.' Leo: 'We can do away with Martin, we have four strong guys here.' Andy: 'Look, Tala's boys maybe weaker than us, but our girls are worthless! Especially Burgundy! You have to put aside your disdain for him if you want to win challenges.' Leo: 'Fine.'"

Meanwhile, unsure if Andy and Devon indeed found the idol, Melissa and Paula try to find the idol themselves (not knowing Andy and Devon already possessed it),. Minutes into the search, Melissa finds Devon's fake idol in its hiding place. Ecstatic, she tells her friend Paula she found it, and both agree they will not tell anybody until the opportune time. Unknown to them, Leo catches them.

At Tala, the mood is more jovial than Bulan. The Deckers twins pose as stand-up comedians, leaving the tribe in stitches. Tyler does impressions of Talia and Camille, while Josh makes some funny spiels, and few magic tricks using his "magician set," which is his luxury item.

"tala"

- It's nice to have fun once in a while. This game makes you lonely, and it's good to have the twins here. They're fit, strong and they're funny. Our mood was never been this up. We're confident we'll whoop Bulan's butts tomorrow.

Day 8
After receiving Tree Mail, the tribes convene for their next challenge, and to Bulan's shock, to see Ebony voted out, leaving both tribes with nine full pairs of caastaways. The tribes would compete for both reward and immunity. The tribes would square off in a classic Survivor challenges, albeit modified for two on two matches. Since Bulan have two extra female members, they choose Melissa and Paula to sit out in the challenge. The challenge starts with rivals Martin and Leo going up against twins Josh and Tyler. On Jeff's signal, the twins get the upper hand by cornering Leo and throwing him to the mud pit, then mercilessly double-team at Martin, earning Tala's first point. On the sidelines, Andy and Devon facepalm at Leo, both saying that Leo did not exert much effort in saving his partner.

The second round features dating couple Burgundy and Declan versus friends Talia and Ricky. Declan fights hard, though his and Burgundy's efforts fail because of Ricky's sheer size compared to them. Talia pushes Declan out of the ring, leaving Burgundy alone. Knowing she cannot beat the massive Ricky, Burgundy screams, while running toward the edge of the ring and jumps outside of it. This gesture upset Bulan further.

To make up for back-to-back losses, best buddies Andy and Devon face Kevin and Toby. Kevin shoves Andy to the ring floor, while Devon tosses Toby out of the ring, leaving Kevin to fend for himself. The best friends double-team at Kevin, but he manages to hold his own and takes Devon out of the ring. Andy and Kevin duke it out in a slugfest, with Kevin successfully taking Andy out, giving Tala's third consecutive point.

The fourth match is an all-girl bout, with lesbian couple Salina and Jacki representing Bulan and Camille and Kasia for Tala. Salina proves she is a force to be reckoned with, attacking Kasia repeatedly to the face, leaving her face numb. Meanwhile, Jacki defeats Camille by throwing off her duffel bag way out of the ring, eliminating her by default. The lesbians pounce on Kasia, knocking her out of the ring, earning Bulan's first point.

The fifth round returns to the Leo/Martin vs. Josh/Tyler match-up. Leo pins Tyler to the ground, while Martin and Josh keep on smashing each other. Tyler escapes from Leo and shoves Martin (similar to Candice Woodcock and Parvati Shallow's bout in That Girl Is Like A Virus). In a one-on-one showdown between Leo and Josh, Josh uses his duffel bag to toss Leo's away from him. Leo helplessly tries to reclaim his duffel bag, Josh continuously attacks him, knocking him off the ring before he could reach his bag. With Tala's four points completed, Tala wins their first Immunity Challenge.

With Tala's win, they are entitled to participate in the Temptation Reward. Jeff asks the tribe who will they send to partake in the Temptation Reward. The twins elect themselves after much deliberation. Tyler insists to Jeff the whole tribe should know what would they be getting, which Jeff allows. Jeff presents the tribe's original reward, raincoats, pillows and blankets. He then states that the Temptation Reward would be a large tarp and a Sears toolbox, but the consequence would be the partakers will not have raincoats and they are not allowed to borrow. The twins deliberate, stating that though accepting the temptation will be a great gesture of goodwill to the tribe, not having raincoats puts them at a disadvantage. Jeff states that the season is filmed in the middle of the Philippines' rainy season, the rain parkas allow the other tribemates to strategize outside their shelter, while they will be left in the shelter, shivering. After much consideration, the twins take the reward sacrificing their raincoat in the process.

"tala"

- The twins' decision to give up their parkas was noble. If strategy is their concern, they basically dug themselves a grave. But they still considered our well-being. I want to make it up to them in the future. "tala"

- We have survived eight days of rain, so not having raincoats isn't our problem. Wh cares about damn raincoats. Me and my twin can still do this. We're not cavemen!

Bulan returns to camp, where Leo proposes to Andy and Devon they would have to vote Melissa out first, stating that Melissa is a threat for Jury votes because of her Aspergers' Syndrome.

"Leo: 'Okay, I agree for once, not because Martin's strong, but I saw something two days ago. I think Melissa and Paula found the idol.' Andy: 'The idol? Where?' Leo: 'I saw the girls looking on top of a tree where you guys used to pee. Melissa looked like she picked some necklace of sorts and tucked it in her pocket.' Devon: 'Okay, since Melissa had the idol, and they think we are still an alliance, we should take one of them out, maybe Paula. She's not expecting it if she goes tonight. Face it, we will not win against Melissa.' Leo: 'I'm on-board with it.' Andy: 'I know you don't like Martin, but you have to save it. Besides, Martin will be totally left out in the open.' Leo: 'Fine. It's Paula then. But it would be painful. They are aligned with us.'"

Day 9
At Bulan, Martin approaches his perceived alliance (Leo, Andy, Devon, Melissa and Paula) and asks confirmation about voting Burgundy out. All of them confirms. Later, Devon and Leo secretly approach Declan, Burgundy, Salina and Jacki, asking them to vote for Paula tonight to save Burgundy, telling them that Melissa had "the idol."

At Tribal Council, Burgundy is castigated for running from the challenge. Declan protects her girlfriend once again saying that his girlfriend is the most athletic person he has ever met. This leads a verbal showdown between Burgundy, Declan and Salina and Jacki. When Jeff brings up Melissa's Aspergers', Melissa states that there has been no situation yet where her condition has hindered her tribe from something, concluding she is safe.

In the end, Andy and Devon's plan to play Leo's game worked -- Melissa used the fake idol, only to find out it was not the real idol as Jeff tossed it to the fire pit, though she did not have any votes. Her partner however, was completely blindsided by whom she thought was her alliance after receiving 7 votes against Burgundy's 3. Also shocked, Martin asked Leo what happened to their plan, but Leo merely shrugs.

Next Time On Survivor...
Martin and Melissa was left on the outs, will they make an upset? And the dating couples turn on each other, will they kiss and make up, or kiss their partners goodbye?