She's Our Lesbian Jesus

 is the second episode of Survivor: Lunar Temple. =Story=

Previously on... Survivor
Twenty first time castaways made their embark in the territories of Bhutan, Asia. Divided by their zodiac signs element - fire, water, air, or earth - four tribes were created. The contestants got cozy at their new tribes making bonds. (a scene of Cameron, Alyssa, and Johnathan are shown laughing, a replay of one of their conversations is shown). However some players found themselves on the outs (scenes of Cameron, Brad, and Yasmyn annoying their respective tribes were shown) On the Yuta tribe, Ledalia found herself the immunity idol (a scene of Ledalia reading the idols parchment is shown) with powers never seen before. The castaways were introduced to their first twist of the season (a scene of Jeff Probst saying "This is the Lunar Temple challenge" is shown) the Lunar Temple. A competition in which everyone individually participates, the winner and loser are sent where they will receive an advantage or disadvantage in the game. (A scene of Stacey reading her vote reveal and cheering is shown, followed by Pam reading her vote shuffle and crying). At the immunity challenge it looked as if Kalayo was losing, however Alyssa's gameplay seemed to cost Tubig the challenge. The original target was Cameron (a scene of all four Tubig members discussing voting out Cameron is shown) however the real plan was to get Stacey out. (a scene of Alyssa talking about Stacey's advantage is shown) Cameron pleaded Stacey play her own game. At tribal Alyssa gave some answers that made Stacey uncertain of where she lied in her alliance. (Alyssa's quote of "I promise you, you are going to be safe after Cameron goes. We won't vote you." is shown.) With persuasion by Cameron convincing her, Stacey took it to herself to use her advantage. (The clip of Stacey saying she will use her advantage is shown followed by "I'm going to steal Johnathan's vote.") This decision ultimately lead to Stacey using Johnathan's vote to blindside Alyssa. ("Alyssa, the tribe has spoken"). Nineteen are left, who will be voted out?

Challenges
Lunar Temple Challenge: Center of Gravity Players will begin on 19 individual beams. When the challenge begins they must stand on the thin balance beam holding a large planet ball weighing 15 pounds. In 5 minute intervals player will move forward on their beam. If you drop your ball or fall off of you will be out of the challenge, the last person standing will head to the Lunar Temple and the first person to drop will go also.

Reward/Immunity Challenge: Fill the Void There is four barrels, one for each tribe. They are completely empty. Tribes will be tasked with one at a time filling a bucket (covered in holes) and carrying it to the bucket and filling it and running back. The first three tribes to fully fill their barrels will be winners of immunity and corresponding rewards. The last place finisher will be sent to Tribal Council. Reward: First place will receive fishing kit, the two runner-up tribes receive a smaller kit containing the bare essentials. =Night Three=

Tubig Camp
''There is a dead silence in the air as the Tubig tribe returns from Tribal council that night. One by one they all place their torches against a tree at their camp. Zac and Johnathan quickly head to the bed and sit next to eachother. Stacey and Cameron uncomfortably stand next to the tree and keep talking. Cameron and Stacey whisper to eachother both excited and quietly.''

Cameron (shocked): I can't believe you really kept me.

Stacey (slight smirk): I didn't plan on it until tribal council and they just started giving the weird answers. There was no way there wasn't something up tonight. I had to kill any notion of a blindside before it happened.

Cameron (laughing): Clearly there was since they planned to get you out. You made the right decision tonight, Stace.

Stacey (shaking her head): I did not expect they would try and take me out. That is something I did not see coming. It's a good move on their part however I was one step ahead. (laughs)

Cameron (smirks): Yeah you were. They did not see that coming one bit.

''The camera continues as Stacey and Cameron whisper to eachother and then cuts to Cameron at night perched on a log at his confessional is shown. In the background is crickets chirping and frog croaks.''

''The camera pans to Johnathan and Zac who are sitting on the bed frustrated. They are whispering to eachother their thoughts.''

Zac: This really fucking sucks. I can't believe Alyssa's really gone.

Johnathan (sighing): I know man, but we are going to have to stay positive. We made a move but we are going to have to pick ourselves up and keep moving forward.

Zac (sniffling): I can't believe we lost Alyssa this fucking early though. She was like my best friend out here. Without her I don't know what i'm going to do.

Johnathan: I know, it's going to be okay though. What we have to do now is try and get in their good graces. We need to persuade one of them to rejoin us so that way it's not a two versus two. I can't do a fire-making challenge and I don't think you can either.

Zac: I know. I just really don't want to fucking do that. Working with them would literally give me a fucking brain aneurysm. They are both such gross people, Cameron is utter trash. The fact that Stacey would keep him over our group is so stupid. It shows she clearly is okay with him doing what he does and doesn't think there should be repercussions to being a homophobic womanizer.

Johnathan: I mean, we were going to vote her out - and we were also planning on keeping him and eliminating her power. I don't think we can fault her for that.

Zac: Yeah I get that but, still. It's the fact she did it, not the fact we did it. It's annoying being on the receiving side of things.

Johnathan: Yeah, I guess that's fair.

''Time jumps forward and Cameron and Stacey are now seen approaching the other two sitting on the bed at camp. There is awkward silence until Stacey breaks the tension.''

Stacey: So, I know you guys are probably upset with me and the decision I made tonight to steal your vote and take Alyssa out. I can't say i'm sorry since you guys planned on taking me out anyway, however I just want to say there is no hard feelings.

Zac (blank stare): Yeah, it's fine.

Johnathan: No hard feelings here either, it's just a game and you played your moves. There's no need for it to be awkward around here. Obviously, we were voting against you to take the power out of play...

Zac: The powers out of play though, so I guess that obviously means we aren't coming for you anymore. I mean - it's another story if you didn't use it tonight.

Stacey (smiling): Cool, i'm glad to hear that.

''Zac and Johnathan both nod and smile at her. It jumps to a confessional by Johnathan.''

The scene ends with all four talking to each other around camp in the nighttime, followed by the introduction playing. =Day Four=

Yuta Camp
''The clip begins with the sun rising in the horizon of the beach then panning to a lively tribe of green buff wielding castaways. In the bottom corner it shows "Yuta Day 4" in a green font. Connor and Diana are sitting together on the bed eating breakfast. Daniel, Ginny, and Ledalia are all huddled around where the campfire would usually be. It is currently a small fire heating up the remainder of the breakfast.''

Daniel: I wonder who went home on the blue tribe last night.

Ledalia: If I had to guess it'd be that one guy - the one with the smug face and the piercings. He seems like the one I would take out first.

Daniel (laughing): Why don't you just ask the spirits on the island who is missing from their camp. I'm sure they'd like to tell you.

Ledalia: Well if you must know, I don't like abusing the spirits for personal gain. They see that as unnoble if it's self benefit. Which is why I use my power to help others, if I abused them they would no longer help me and i'd lose all sense of bond with them.

Daniel: Alright... hope you know I was just kidding Ledalia.

Ledalia: I know, I just thought I would clear it up for everyone so I can be taken seriously in my profession and it doesn't have to be brought up anymore.

Ginny: Girl I admire what you do so much, I will never not take you seriously. You keep doing you, boo. I respect that.

''Ledalia smiles at Ginny's comment. Diana stands up followed by Connor and they join the group around the burning pot of food.''

Diana: It's too earlyyyy. (yawns)

Connor: Yeah it really is. Look on the bright side though, at least we don't have a challenge today. I'm so tired from yesterdays challenge I could sleep this entire day.

Daniel: Me tooooo... but we did so good as a team. Even though we are sore as hell today, it was worth it because we're all still here.

Ledalia: Yes we did. We came in second! That is very impressive, we toppled two other tribes without a hassle. Especially when the other two tribes have such strong members.

Ginny: Hell yeah we did, I really enjoyed that performance in the challenge 'Dalia. You cleared them obstacles like they were nothing. Kicking it at your age? Dammnnn mama.

Ledalia and Ginny laugh together.

Connor: I'd say we all did a pretty good job! Han Gin is a force to be reckoned with though, they have that red haired guy and the platinum blonde haired guy. They are going to be a pain in the ass to deal with.

Ginny: Oh hun, for sure.. but that white haired boy... Oooh girl, that white haired fella is so handsome. He's muscular too. Sorry to my boyfriend back home but he is such a handsome fella.

Diana: Really? I mean I thought that too, but don't get me started on the bearded guy. He is just (swoons) charming, really. They are both so muscular. They are everything I look for in a guy.

Connor: Yeah, well - I guess that's one way to look at it. However I view their muscle as a really big problem. Two big guys, and then the girls are pretty athletic too. Their final guy's nothing to be worried about though. They'd probably take him out of they lost though, which is bad for us.

Ginny: Well hopefully something would happen and they'd turn on the big ones. Even though it'd be a shame to see that eye-candy go home, I really don't want to lose to them ever again.

Daniel: On the red team they have some pretty good players too. I'm surprised they didn't finish before us, it was pretty close race. However we still crushed it at the end.

Diana: That girl at the end came in clutch against the blue, didn't she take only two tries to remember the pattern? That girl in the blue struggled so hard, I wouldn't be surprised if she went home.

Ledalia: She is definitely the brains of that tribes operation. None of the others look that wise if i'm being honest. If that girl didn't go home for costing them the challenge, then they must've had to have a really good reason keeping her.

Connor: Well it's certainly easy to point this stuff out from an outside perspective, I wonder how close to the nail we are with our predictions though.

Ginny: Guess in time we'll see.

The camera jumps to Ginny sitting in the forest doing her confessional.

The scene abruptly transitions over to the next camp.

Kalayo Camp
''The episode jumps over to the Kalayo camp. It displays in the bottom left corner "Kalayo" in a bold red font color. A clip of Pam watching Brad do stretches on the beach is shown, followed by a clip of Kylie and Monique smiling at eachother on the bed while Vince stands in front of them.''

Monique: So Vince, is there any special lady you got back home?

Vince (laughing): No, I mean not exactly. I've had crushes on plenty of girls and dated a few now and then but.. I've never gotten to serious. It'd be nice if I had a girl rooting for me back home though. I don't though, i'm just a single dude trying to make his way in life. (sadly) I'm just not sure there is anyone there for me.

Monique (laughing): I'm sure you will have lots of fans once this is all over, you are a very attractive guy. I guarantee girls will be sending you fan mail all across the country. Think, this is like the gateway to you finding your next girlfriend. You'll be a heartbreaker.

''Vince laughs imaging the thought in his head of tons of fangirls sending him mail and swooning over him. A smile paints across his face. He quickly returns to reality and addresses the two girls.''

Vince: Soo... what about you two? Do you have any lucky guys at home? Some boyfriend, husband or something?

''Kylie and Monique look at each other and tiny smirk forms on the corner of their lips, then Kylie breaks into a manic laughter. Vince looks bewildered at the sight in front of him.''

Vince: Did I... miss something?

Kylie (laughing): No, no. You are good. (takes a breath) I just thought that was really funny.

Vince: That I asked if you have a guy at home? What, are you two super bad with guys back home or something? (laughs)

Kylie: No, i'm not some undateable loner. I'm just not really into guys.

Vince: Oh alright. (long pause) Ooooh. Wow, I see what you mean now. Not into guys means like. (clear emphasis) Not into guysss. Dang, I would've never guessed that. (clarifying) I mean, not that there's anything wrong with it! It's just that I don't assume, you know... you don't strike me as... you are not like... (facepalms) nevermind I am digging myself a hole. I just think that's really cool.

Kylie (laughing): I get what you are saying and don't worry. It's not like I walk around shoving it down everyone's throat. It's not even that big of a deal, it's just a preference of mine. It doesn't make me who I am.

Vince (nodding): I see, that's cool of you. I don't think being straight defines me either. (nervous chuckle) Well, at least I hope so. (shifts tone) How about you, Monique? Do you have a boyfriend or are you a lesbian too?

Monique (caught off guard): Oh, um.. (glances at Kylie) I am not really seeing anyone right now to answer that question.

Vince: Oh, alright. I guess that makes us the loner squad.

Kylie: Loner squad? Oh hell yeah, the KMV Alliance doubles as the loner squad. I like it.

Monique (giggling): The loner squad, I never thought that i'd be happy to call myself apart of a loner squad and here we are.

Vince: I mean, everyone on this tribe is single. We are just the only ones who accept that. Pam obviously is in denial and Brad thinks he's got something going on with one of you two. (laughs)

Kylie: Little does he know. I'm just glad that this group has some common sense. The other two just feel like complete airheads, some lovesick puppy and an egotistical douchebag.

Vince: Oh yeah, for sure. You two are the only people on this tribe I feel like have a bit of sense and personality going on for them.

Monique: If we lose, which of those two do you think we should take out though? Brad is stronger in challenges and probably our best shot if we want to keep winning challenges. Pam already has a disadvantage, so her games crippled metaphorically.

Kylie: Keeping Brad could backfire though. We could swap right after and then he has a vendetta against us for taking out his closest ally and turns whatever tribe he gets on against us. Then at the merge we have enemies we've never met.

Vince: Or worse, we get separated and it's just one of us and Brad and he does everything in his power to send us home on that tribe. Hellbent on ruining our games. Like he is with me while we are here right now. I know if him and I get on a tribe together at the swap he will convince everyone to take me out.

Monique: That's why i'm thinking taking Brad out is ideal. Pam's disadvantage is already going to hurt her game wherever she goes - so keeping her is like taking a wounded animal further in the game. I doubt we will stay on these tribe much longer so it's better to get a threat out while we can.

Vince: I'm glad we are all in agreeance with that. Brad is going to be the one to go if we lose a challenge.

''The camera jumps over to Brad and Pam talking together several meters away from the rest of the tribe. Brad is doing arm circle rotations while Pam sits propped against a tree admiring him.''

Brad: Pam, do you ever notice how close those three are?

Pam (glances over then looks back): Yeah. It's so annoying, they are so cliquey it's like we are the social outcasts.

Brad: Those three are going to plan on taking one of us out if we lose. I just can sense it. They way they group up together just feels like they are thinking of a way they can fool us into turning on eachother for their amusement.

Pam (sadly sighing): I know... I really hope we don't lose a challenge anytime soon. Those vicious bastards will have their way with us... (siighs)

Brad: I know. Not to mention that you have that advantage. Now that I think of it, what was the disadvantage that you got in the Lunar Temple?

Pam: Huh? (pause) Oh. It was... (Pam pauses for a long time) my vote being randomized at the next tribal that I attend.

''Brad's face drops to shock, then quickly anger. He begins groaning and pacing around angrily in circles muttering cusswords to himself.''

Brad: Fuck, fuck, fuck. Damnit. God fucking damnit, that stupid fucking temple. (exhales) Shit. Fucking fuck holy fuck. This sucks.

Pam (standing up and putting her hand on Brad's shoulder): I know, I know. It's going to be okay I promise.

Brad: What the fuck do you mean it's going to be okay? We just lost our only shot at maybe even TRYING to save me. I'm so fucking dead when they vote, it's going to be just me versus three people.

Pam: We can still get one person! You don't even know who that randomized vote will be cast for either! It could work in our favor. We can recruit one them and win this. There is three of them, it's not like all of them are set and stone. We could even get Vince if you made a sincere enough apology!

Brad: You see how close they are right now? We hardly had a shot before and now the absolute best we can do is leave it up to fucking chance. I don't want to leave my game to chance.... damnit Pam. You just had to go and lose that challenge.

Pam: I'm sorry! I tried my best, I really did!

Brad: Well you singlehandedly fucked up my game, so I really do hope you are happy with how you played in the challenge. Thanks to you i'll be making my rounds as the most robbed second boot in a season.

Pam: How was I supposed to know that this would happen? It was a brand new twist! I could've never prepared more for that challenge, it was extremely difficult.

Brad: Bullshit Pam. All you had to do was find some fucking pieces, and you can't even do that to save my game? If you really liked me you wouldn't have been such a nimbskull and maybe kicked it into gear. At least get 19th if you are going to suck at a challenge, not dead fucking last.

Pam: Brad, I understand you are angry but you are really taking it out on the wrong person. I'm the only person here who's been fighting to keep you and wants to see you stay. Don't you think you should be grateful you have a friend?

Brad (scoffs): A friend? Pam you just think i'm hot. Like you care about me more than just my face.

Pam: That is not true! I see so much more in you, your strong will, your courage, your perseverance. You are a true man!

Brad: Well you are nothing I look for in a woman, you are a follower. Weak, manipulatable, and pathetic. If i'm going to go out of this game, I don't want a fucking coward being known as my ally. Just join them and try and save your game. It clearly isn't working out now.

Pam (angrily looks away): I think you are reacting very out of anger right now. We have had a real friendship this whole time. I'm not going to let you push me away, you are coming up with these very inaccurate perceptions of me. I am not some ditzy love struck idiot, I care about you! That's why I tried my hardest in the challenge to not fail for you...

Brad: You obviously didn't try hard enough. Now I am going to go home, and you can't do anything to save that.

Pam: I will - I will do everything in my power to stop you from going home Brad. You are my best friend out here, if you go I have nothing!

Brad: You have nothing now! You can't even vote to save me, tough luck doing anything in this game. You just better hope we win that fucking immunity and swap away from each other. I'm done dealing with your whiny shit. Brad this, Brad that. Leave me the fuck alone, you are throwing your game away for someone who doesn't even like you.

Pam (face goes from heartbroken to angry): You know what, (stands up) okay. You want to be an emotional little bitch and let your game die because you are too fucking stupid to make a friend, I don't care. You painted a target on your back by going after Vince for no reason, then making the rest of the camp uncomfortable. I stood by you even when I didn't agree and your right I was blinded by you and chose to ignore your negative traits, but if you don't even want to TRY and play this game anymore, and tell me to leave you. I will. You say i'm the pathetic one, but you are the puppy with a tiny splinter in his paw whining you'll never walk again when all it takes is one person to remove it. You lost me though, the only ally willing to save you. Because you had a fucking temper tantrum and threw it all away.

''Pam storms off away from Brad and he stands there in the water looking confused with both of his arms out in disbelief. The clip fades into darkness and jumps into the next camp scene.''

Han Gin Camp
''The scene picks up at the Han Gin campsite. Noland, Winston, and Zanaya appear to be in the water. Damien and Yasmyn are lounging around camp, Damien has his eyes closed and Yasmyn is rummaging through the fruits.''

Noland: Well, someone was voted out last night.

There is a quiet pause in speech, a sort of melancholy demeanor.

Zanaya: Yep. One person's game just came crashing down. It's kind of sad if you think about it but i'm just glad all of us are here to see another day.

Winston (laughs): I wouldn't mind Yasmyn not being here though.

Zanaya: Oh don't get me wrong, I would not feel bad in the slightest if that girl went home. I'm talking about the people we haven't even met yet. It's unfortunate they don't ever cross our paths.

Winston: Well obviously they must not have been the greatest person if they were voted out. Something caused them to get sent home.

Noland: I wonder if that girl from blue winning the Lunar Temple had any impact on the vote last night. It could've been a crazy shit-show.

Zanaya: Oh no doubt, you know Survivor isn't going for the measly advantages, they probably gave out super idols on the second day. (laughs)

The group laughs together.

Noland: I hope one of us three is able to win the next Lunar Temple. That'd be awesome for our alliance's game.

Zanaya: Oh yeah it would.

Winston: I think it's going to be important we really know for sure Yasmyn is the right first boot for all of us.

Zanaya (sternly): I am one hundred percent for her going home. I do not want to see Damien leave before her. That girl has been nothing but a nuisance, a weak challenge player, and a pain in my ass.

Winston: I still feel like we should consider what taking out Damien could do for us. It could save us a threat later down the line-

Zanaya: Winston, i'm being dead serious right now. There is no question in it for me, Yasmyn has got to go. Plain and simple. I'm not playing no games where we keep the annoying people in the game and use them as a goat. We have plenty of time to take out strong competitors, but annoying people will get dragged along by the wrong people and we'll be stuck on an island with her forever.

Winston: Alright... I understand.

Noland: I really like Damien. I don't want to take him out, isn't he like, in our alliance?

Winston: Of course he is. It's us four all the way. When tables turn though, we have to know who is going next. It's best for all of our games if Damien is the next to go. He's a strong competitor.

''Noland looks at Winston who looks very confident in his answer. Noland gets a look of anxiety, a shot of Damien with bulging muscles is shown at camp. The clip transitions to Noland in a confessional.''

The scene switches to Noland isolating himself to speak with Damien alone.

Noland: Hey man there's been talk going around that after we vote out Yasmyn - those two are planning on voting you out of the game.

Damien's mouth drops, he quickly looks around then gets in closer and begins whispering to Noland.

Damien: Are you serious? They said that?

Noland: Yes. They said that we need to start thinking of targets once Yasmyn's gone and they said you were at the bottom of us four.

Damien (shocked): Wow, they'd really come after the strongest guy like that.

Noland: I know. It made me worried because it says, what would they do with me after anyway? I'd be next to go. It's clear those two have a bond with each other and they are going to turn us against each other to cover their own asses.

Damien: That's not going to happen.

Noland: What do you think we should do?

Damien: Well we can't vote out Yasmyn anymore, that's for sure.

Noland: Right, I figured that. I don't want to have it be a two on two, that'd just be silly.

Damien: Yasmyn doesn't really have anyone, so if we recruit her it's not going to be predicted at all. We can just sweet-talk her and we take one of those two out.

Noland: Which one are you thinking?

Damien: Winston.

Noland: Oh good, i'm glad we are on the same page. He's the weakest on the tribe and he's trying to say Yasmyn is. Then he's saying his reasoning for targeting you is because you are too strong. It doesn't make sense, you don't want weak but you also don't want strong?

Damien: Yeah their logic is very flawed. Thank you for coming to me man, I appreciate it. You could've easily just went with them and left me in the dark. I assumed once we took Yasmyn out something like this would happen though.

Noland: It's only logical for their to be a pecking order. I just think it's silly they'd play their cards this early. We haven't even taken out Yasmyn yet and they already revealed their intentions for after.

Damien: They are looking too far in the future. They are going to get blindsided in the present.

''The boys look at each other and start laughing to themselves, they fist-bump each other and then leave the forest acting like nothing had just went on. The two boys approach Yasmyn who is at camp alone, Zanaya and Winston still appear to be out in the water.''

Damien: Hey Yasmyn.

Noland: Sup Yas.

Yasmyn (redirecting her attention): Oh, hey guys.

Damien: What's up?

Yasmyn: Nothing much, what's up with you guys? You alright? You usually don't approach and talk to me out of nowhere. (laughs)

Damien: Well, Noland and I ... just so happened to think you are super cool. So we'd like to just spend some time with you.

Yasmyn (surprised, then nods): Huh! Well.. i'm not surprised I guess. If I was surrounded by a celebrity i'd probably be drawn to them too. Thank you for finally coming to your senses though. What would you like to now about me.

Damien: Oh, uh, not like that. Just I guess more game-wise, see how you are doing. How are you feeling about everything.

Yasmyn: Oh, alright. This is a bit of a strange interview but I can work with it. Well I don't really think the game matters too much. I think it's a little sad we didn't go to first tribal because I really wanted more screen time but I think I probably managed to get a lot because I'm famous - so the first episode's ratings probably skyrocketed.

The two boys look at each other with faces that read "what the fuck" as she continues to speak.

Yasmyn: I think we should really focus on getting Zanaya out. She is probably being given this underdog edit because she's a pretty girl - I'm not here for that. I want to be the sole girl and focus of this tribe.

Noland: Well.. actually we were thinking of taking Winston out first.

Yasmyn: Winston? Winston is probably getting zero screen time. Why would you go for him.

Damien: How about you try and not think abut screen time for one second and think about what's best for your game. Taking out Winston means we win more challenges which means less opportunities for you to get voted out.

Yasmyn: Voted out.. I don't understand, why would I get voted out (giggles). Everyone here is my fan, if I got voted out it wouldn't make sense, like at all.

Damien (begrudgingly): Riiight. Well, let's just consider the impossible scenario you do - that'd probably because you didn't take out Winston!

Yasmyn (skeptical): Hmm, if you say so. I guess I'll have to be the one to take Winston out. (giggles) My influence is so powerful.

Damien: I'm glad that we are on the same page.

Yasmyn cheekily grins, the clip cuts to her sitting down on the floor with her legs crossed doing a confessional.

''Yasmyn is seen approaching Zanaya and Winston on the beach. The two seem very displeased they are even talking to her, however they still put on smiles as she begins to approach.''

Yasmyn (high-pitched voice): Heyyyy guys! How are you two doing? Good I hope now that i'm here! (giggles) Just kidding, hahaha.

Zanaya (grimacing): Oh, hii.

Yasmyn: What are you two up too? Getting your feetsies wet in the water? Getting that nice summer tan? OOH, OOH.. are you looking for fish to catch with your bare hands? I'm SUPER good at that I did it in Idaho once with my dad, he gave me gauntlets that were SPIKED and I remember just smashing the fish and pinning them against the ground and then ferociously ripping them from the water impaled on the spikey shafts of my FIST! Doesn't that sound awesome? It was really, really awesome.

Zanaya and Winston stare at her with a blank face that slowly turns to worry the more they realize how serious she probably is being.

Zanaya: That's... nice. Unfortunately we have no cool reason like that for being out here. Just talking you know.

Yasmyn (disappointed): Oh. Alright. Well, I just came out here with a question on my mind that I was thinking... (Yasmyn lets out a hmm that lasts a few seconds)... that maybe you could enlighten me on?

Zanaya (laughing): What could I possibly inform YOU on, you seem to know the answer to everything.

Yasmyn (giggles): Oh you would think so! However, I don't know everything. It's pretty hard to grasp how that's possible, I know. See what I do know is that you know that I know that it's hard to grasp, that's just how much that I know. What I don't know is what you know though. That's why i'm here. (shrugs)

Zanaya: You lost me about four times in that sentence but I think I pieced it together. You want information from me?

Yasmyn (giddy): Precisely what I said, Zanaya you are the world's best decoder EVAAAAH. I'm so proud of you girl. (giggles)

Zanaya: Information on... what?

Winston: Please don't say which of the boys is single. So help me god if you started dating one of them...

Zanaya (turning her head to look at Winston): They would never.

Yasmyn: Ugh, NO Silly. I have no interest in what those boys relationship status is, I know I could ruin any relationship they are in if I wanted. However i'm more interested in your guy's statuses.

Zanaya: What... you want to know if i'm single?

Yasmyn (frustrated): NO. Of course not, your status in the GAMEEEE silly. What's your plan.. you know, on the vote? Who you are planning on sendinggg HOOOME? The thing we have to do EVERY DAY?! That status.

''Zanaya realizes and lets out a quiet "oh.." and then Winston and Zanaya both meet eyes for a brief second before Zanaya turns back to reply.''

Zanaya: We were thinking Damien.

Winston (chiming in): Yep, Damien. Damien all the way.

Yasmyn: So I see! (giggles) Well, I might be able to help you with that. I can be an asset for your group and the third vote you need to send him packing. Three is the majority after all, incase ya couldn't do math.

Zanaya (fake interested): Oh, that'd be so nice Yasmyn. You would be totally saving our game, we'd be indebted to you forever.

Yasmyn: It's nothing, I have personally been wanting to see him go for a long time - i'm so relieved other people are on the same page about this. There is nothing more satisfying then seeing the face of someone who had dreams and expectations shatter before your very eyes. I will take immense sanctification in ruining his game for goodsies.

Winston: This is going to be the biggest move the game and it's only the fourth day.

Yasmyn: I think it'll be the biggest move of the century. (giggles) With my help and your guys's votes I think this is a flawless plan, thank God it worked out in our favor. They are probably thinking they have all the votes to take on of you guys out. How sad, they have no idea! (laughs)

The group of three laughs with each other over the idea of blindsiding them, Zanaya and Winston have no intention of blindsiding Damien despite Yasmyn believing otherwise.

Tubig Camp
''The scene picks up at the Tubig tribe, it is the morning after the shocking elimination of Alyssa putting Johnathan and Zac on the losing side of the vote. Making matters worse, Zac and Johnathan had just tried to send Stacey home. The camp-life seemed to have tension since the vote despite the resolution attempt made last night between the two sides. Cameron was up cheerfully that morning much to Zac and Johnathan's dismay. He whistled and took in the morning glory.''

Cameron: Sure feels nice to be here today! You know, because I was supposed to go home last night.

Stacey (glancing over): No, I was supposed to go home last night. You were just the original plan. (laughs)

''Despite the joking being casual about the opposite side's move - it still made Zac and Cameron uncomfortable. They shifted around and tried to smile as the jokes were told however it was clear it was unappreciated by them.''

Cameron: You know.. you look really pretty when you are not blindsided as the first boot, Stacey. Have you ever been told that?

Stacey (laughing): I have not been told that.

Zac (glancing over, pestered): Hey Cam, Stacey... can you guys chill out with the jokes? It's getting out of hand.

Cameron looks around and then looks at Zac before bursting out laughing, he cannot control his laughter and rests his body against a tree before he can catch his breath.

Cameron (continuing laughter): You are ACTUALLY telling us to chill out making jokes about you guys trying to take Stacey out last night? As if you DIDN'T just try to do that and ruin her game? The least we can do right now is joke.

Zac: I thought everything was good between all of us, we were going to move on..? We said we only voted you to take the power you had out of the game and there's no reason for you to keep going with this whole passive aggressive humor thing.

Stacey: What do you mean? It's funny. Obviously there's no hard feelings, you made a move and it didn't work. Why can't we laugh about it if it's in the past?

Zac: I don't know... maybe because I feel regretful and feel like you are spitting in the face of my feelings.

Cameron (makes fake pouting noise): Awww... just like how you spit in the face of her game when she was nothing but loyal to your group!

Zac: Okay, are we good or not? It's clear you guys are harboring some grudges still. If you are just own up to it instead of trying to make it seem like we are back to kumbaya.

Stacey: Of course it's not going to back to kumbaya but we can sure as hell try! You guys are viewing Alyssa leaving as a reset button but I view it as the story keeps going. It's not like i'm going to just go back to you guys and act like it never happened. It DID happen and I obviously won't be able to fully regain trust in you until you prove it won't happen again.

''Zac and Johnathan look at eachother. Zac looks displeased with that answer, we are met with a confessional from Zac who looks heated.''

The scene resumed to a later point where Zac and Johnathan were gathered, it appeared Stacey and Cameron were not present at the camp.

Zac (groaning): What are we gonna do?

Johnathan: What do you mean?

Zac: How are we going to get back in this game? It's clear we are on the outs. Moving forward we need some type of game plan, just... something, to get us back in there. I'm not ready to give up yet.

Johnathan: Well I don't think we have to give up, it's not like we are in the minority. We are tied with their numbers so it'd come down to a fire-making competition if we had to vote. Even then I doubt either of them really likes the other. They needed each other temporarily. Moving forward I think either one is going to come crawling for us.

Zac: Do you really think that? I think Stacey and Cameron both kind of hate us, plus them making a big move together and it paying off probably brought them closer together.

Johnathan: You could be right, but you never know. I'm not going to let us go down without a fight. Alyssa would've wanted us to work any angle we could if it meant one of us three winning.

Zac (smirking): We are going to win this game for her.

Johnathan: That's right. (smirks)

''The scene jumps to Johnathan engaging in a conversation with Cameron and Stacey trying to fit into their social dynamic. Stacey and Cameron seem unfazed by his awkward entrance. He stands to the side over the two sitting down peering into their conversation but not saying anything.''

Cameron: -And I said, "it's going to take a lot more then that to get me out of this bathtub" and he dropped his beer (loudly) RIGHT ON MY FUCKING HEAD.

Stacey: On your head? (begins laughing) Did that get you up at least?

Cameron: Not a chance, I was slumped over and out of my god damn mind, the last thing I was thinking about was fucking getting up to go skinny dipping.

''Cameron and Stacey begin breaking into laughter. Johnathan from the metaphorical sidelines begins laughing in too, clearly not grasping the conversation but playing along.''

Cameron (turning around to face Johnathan): You know, you can sit down with us if you are just going to listen to our stories. No need to tire your legs.

Johnathan (politely): Would that be okay? I wouldn't want to disrupt I was just listening in, you know? (nervous laughter)

Stacey: No no, come on (pats the ground next to her) take a seat. Cameron was just telling us about his fraternity days.

Johnathan (raising eyebrows): Oooh, fraternity days.

Cameron (cocky grin): You know it. (shifting tone) What about you Johnathan, you got any crazy stories from your college years we should know about?

Johnathan (chuckling): Not any i'd share on national television if I wanted to keep my job.

This causes Stacey and Cameron to break into hysterical laughter.

Cameron: Damn Johnathan, I didn't know a tight-ass like you could crack jokes.

Johnathan (puzzled): Crack jokes?

Cameron (laughing even harder): There you go again!

Stacey: Johnny isn't a tight-ass, remember when we worked on the shelter the first day together? Us three were the only people who had a work ethic in this tribe.

Cameron: Ohhh, right. You aren't as stuck-up as I was thinking. It must be the group you work with that made me feel that way.

Stacey (slapping Cameron's arm): Be nice.

Johnathan (shrugging): It's fine, I deserve it. However, I mean.. I wouldn't say i'm working with that group anymore.

Cameron (smirks): Oh? You decided to finally join the dark side? Welcome to the club bud - sorry we don't have any welcoming gifts for you.

Stacey: Hold up, so you are abandoning Cameron just because you took a dent?

Johnathan: I mean.. I guess you could say so.

Stacey (glancing at Cameron): Hmm....

Stacey: I see. (nodding)

Johnathan: It's just that, I didn't really see it working out that long to begin with. I always wanted to work with this group - you know? (smiles)

''Stacey squints her eyes trying to read Johnathan. She quickly perks up and then grins widely.''

Stacey: I understand (grins).

''Stacey continues smiling and a clip of Johnathan smiling back is shown. There is mild tension in the tone of music. The scene quickly fades showing the end of a day cycle.'' =Day Five=

Yuta Camp
''The morning sun shines down onto the Yuta tribe camp. The tranquil crashing of waves onto the shore. A clip of Ledalia stirring the rice over the boiling pot is shown. The camera focuses intently on her face before cutting to her confessional.''

''A shot of Daniel focusing on Ledalia cooking intently is shown. He looks suspicious of her with his eyebrows raised. It cuts to a confessional of his.''

The shot changes to Ledalia approaching Daniel at camp.

Ledalia (enthusiastically): Hey Daniel.

Daniel (monotone): Hi Ledalia.

Ledalia: I was wondering if you and I should go up to Connor and talk about our (looks around) alliance we discussed yesterday? Just so we can get it out in the air, you know? (smiles)

Daniel: Oh of course. Let's get right to that.

''Ledalia stands in anticipation. Daniel however makes no effort to move, he resumes sitting there in place.''

Ledalia: Like, right now I meant.

Daniel (glancing up): Oh, you mean now.

Ledalia: Yeah it's not like we have anything else to be doing right now.

Daniel (standing up): I was kind of relaxing but sure let's go talk to Connor.

Ledalia (giddily): Great!

''The scene changes to Ledalia and Daniel approaching Connor. Daniel is dragging his feet and carrying his body unenthusiastically. Ledalia initiates very upbeat.''

Ledalia: Hey Connor! So Daniel and I have been discussing and we think us three working together would be the smartest move on Yuta. We appear to be the most mentally in sync people. I can read that we are on the same wavelength.

Connor: Oh? What a neat plan! That'd be super cool. Could we also add Diana and Ginny to this alliance?

Ledalia: You want to add... Diana and Ginny to our three person alliance?

Connor: Yeah that way everyone's included and working together! (smiles)

Ledalia: We have to vote people out though.

Connor: I know, but I feel like if all five of us vote the same there will be no bad blood and everyone will remain happy.

''Ledalia looks very confused, she analyzes Connor's face to see if he is joking or not. When it is clear he is not she sighs a deep sigh.''

Ledalia: Unfortunately that's not how voting people out of this game works. Alliances can't have everyone in them otherwise nobody is going home. If us three work together, when we lose Ginny can be the next out of here.

Ledalia grimaces in having to explain how the game works to Connor.

Connor (sadly): I like Ginny though, I don't want to see her leave.

Ledalia (frustrated): Then Diana will go.

Connor (frowning): I like Diana too! I don't want either of them to go home.

Ledalia: So what is it, do you want to vote me or Daniel out then?

Connor (shaking his head): No of course not, I like all of you. I don't want to vote anyone out of the game.

Ledalia (facepalming): I'm sorry to tell you this but you have too. No matter how much you like everyone here, you are here to win. I like Ginny and Diana best too but us three working together they are the two obvious ones on the outs.

Connor: Yeah.. I don't know, I just feel like they're going to be mad at us and then it'll get really awkward around camp. (frowns)

The scene quickly cuts to a confessional of Connor laughing.

Ledalia: Don't worry, we will get through this. Once those two are out of here it will be much better for all of our games.

Daniel (nodding): That is what is for the best.

Connor (shaking his head in approval): I understand. I will vote out them if we lose the immunity challenge.

Ledalia smiles approvingly.

Ledalia: Good, I am glad we can count on you to do this Connor. If we want to go anywhere in this game we are going to need to have (gestures to the other two men) us three working together.

''Daniel smiles in approval and Connor delightfully grins. The three of them resume speaking until a transition pans to the next scene. It shows Connor grouped up with Ginny and Diana around the shore of the ocean.''

Connor (out of the blue): So Ledalia and Daniel approached me earlier today.

Diana (glancing over): Oh?

Connor: Yeah.. (pauses and then laughs) They actually pitched to me an alliance.

This catches the attention of Diana and Ginny who both alertly turn to face Connor.

Ginny:' Wait, really? Ledalia and Daniel did that?

Connor (nodding his head): Yup. They said their first target was Ginny and they said they wanted me to be their third vote.

Ginny (gasps): Oh my... (shakes her head) not Ledalia. (groans) Nooo. Not 'Dalia. I loved that girl. I can't believe she's trying to take me out. (pouts) I really liked her too, that's damn unfortunate.

Connor: It is. I was hoping we could maintain this peaceful place without scheming as long as possible but it looks like the flood gates have opened.

Connor sighs and shoots a glance to Diana who appears to be frowning.

Diana: It is sad they decided to turn on us so early. But I mean we all knew it was us three all the way when we did lose so I guess it doesn't make that much of a difference.

Ginny: Just sucks now that a damn line was drawn in the sand. I mean there's no going back from putting a target out there. I would've preferred doing this after we lost a challenge but it changes the way I see them in the present.

Connor: Yep, we are going to have to take one of them out if we lose a challenge. Hopefully that doesn't have to happen though.

Diana (curiously): If we did lose, which one would we go for?

Connor: Hmm. (scratches his head) I don't know, Ledalia probably?

Diana (defensively): Why Ledalia? It seems like Daniel is weaker in the challenges. Keeping Ledalia means we wouldn't have to go to another tribal council later.

Ginny (interjecting): I agree with Connor on this one Diana. Ledalia threw my name out there. I hate to do it to her, because (puts hands on chest) we bonded, so I of all people know how hard it's going to be to write her name. However what she did just now really shows she is playing both sides. Not to mention she went looking for- (pauses)

Diana: She what?

Ginny: She went looking for an idol, I think it was on day one.

Diana (gasping): She did?

Ginny (nodding): Well, when we went on that walk to find the well she told me she was going to split up and look for the idol. I brushed it off as a joke but when she actually split up to go look for it I got worried (clarifying) I didn't go and look for it of course, I watched her sneak off into the woods and kept heading for the well.

The scene cuts to Connor looking at Ginny as she's telling her story with a look of doubt.

The scene transitions to Ginny leaning against a tree doing her confessional.

Diana: Well that's really unfortunate that she's playing so hard so early. However I guess it makes finding a target pretty easy for us.

Connor (laughing): Yeah that's one way to look at it.

Ginny: So we are all in favor, if we lose we send home Ledalia?

Diana: Well did she find it?

Ginny: Find what?

Diana: Did she find the idol? I mean (shrugs) wouldn't she tell you something like that if she did find it.

Ginny: Oh, no I don't think she found anything. However we can still press for information from Daniel. He seemed pretty silent about this whole thing, he might know more then he lets on.

Connor: Let's talk to him about it, see what he knows. We can move forward from there and see how we want to handle the next vote knowing for sure if she has it or not.

''The two girls nod agreement to the college athlete's point. The scene transitions to Connor, Diana, and Ginny approaching Daniel who is sitting near the beach.''

Connor (slapping his hand on Daniel's back): Hey man!

Daniel (franticly collecting himself from being scared): AHH! H-Hey, Co-Connor.. You caught me off guard there!

Connor (smiling wide): Sorry man, I'm just so excited to see you.

Daniel (befuddled): Excited to see me? Why would anyone ever be excited to see me.

Ginny (chiming in): 'Cause you are the coolest cat on this beach, baby!

Diana: You are quite the catch!

Daniel (looking around at the group): What's up with you guys today? Why is everyone being so nice to me... I mean, not like I don't like it or anything, just why?

Diana: What? We can't pay the most adorable guy on our tribe a visit to show our appreciation for him?

Daniel: No, no. Sorry. It's just in life, people like you don't go out of your way to make people like me feel good about myself. (smiles a tiny bit)

''The scene returns a little bit later in the conversation, now that the introduction has passed. Daniel is sitting down surrounded by the jeweler, athlete, and therapist who are all being overly positive to him.''

Connor (casually): So Daniel, do you want to talk about what Ledalia came up to me with earlier today?

''Daniel's eyes darted to Connor in a "why are you saying this in front of them?" manner. Connor doesn't break eye contact.''

Daniel: What Ledalia came up to you about earlier...

Connor (condemning voice): That secret alliance she tried proposing. That's all bullshit right? We wouldn't work with her. (laughs)

Daniel (looking around at Ginny and Diana): Of course not. (leaning in closer to Connor) If i'm being honest she dragged me into that without a say in it.

Connor (voice of relief): Just as I suspected, it was all her plan. I could tell because she was doing all of the talking and you looked like a kid brought to a "bring your child to work day".

Daniel (laughing it off): Yeah, I don't know what she was thinking.

Connor (devilishly): Oh, but I do. She was trying to vote Ginny and Diana out of here. But (looking at Daniel) we all know that's not going to happen right?

Daniel nervously nods in agreement.

Connor: Good, i'm glad to hear we are all on the same page, that sneaky grandma needs to go as soon as possible.

Diana (looking at Daniel): There's not anything to stop us from doing that, is there Daniel?

Daniel (glancing at Diana): To stop us from voting her out? Of course not. (nervous smile)

Ginny (impeding): So homegirl doesn't got an idol up her sleeve?

Daniel (nodding): She would've told me, she trusts me a ton.

Ginny laughs and shakes her head in a "you would think so" manner before the scene cuts to Daniel's confessional who is nervously hunched over.

The scene changes to Daniel approaching Ledalia who is sitting blissfully unaware to the conversation that just happened prior.

Daniel: Hey Ledalia.

Ledalia (glancing up): Oh hello Daniel, is everything okay? You look nervous.

Daniel: I'm okay.. (looks around before squatting down to be eye level with Ledalia) however we do need to talk.

Ledalia: Of course darling! I was just channelling to the spirits (laughs) however they are not going anywhere, so what do you need to talk about?

Daniel: Connor ratted out our plan to the girls, they approached me and told me they were voting you out... (Ledalia's expression changes to fear as Daniel resumes speaking) They asked me if you had the idol, I obviously said no... but I don't know if they believe me.

Ledalia (sadly): Thank you for telling me, i'm so sad to hear that Connor would do something like that... especially with what a nice young boy he seemed like.

Daniel: I am not going to let that happen, however if we go to tribal tonight - you still have that idol up your pocket that'll save us, right?

Ledalia nods, the clip resumes them talking when Ledalia's confessional audio picks up until it eventually transitions to a shot of her sitting down.

The clip resumes to Daniel and Ledalia talking as the tribe sequence winds down and readies itself for a transition.

's Lunar Temple
=Day Six=

Author Notes
=Polls=
 * The term "Lesbian Jesus" was coined to describe Hayley Kiyoko on Tumblr. This was my inspiration.
 * This episode title is in reference to "Kylie Ray".

Post Day Four
Who are you rooting for most on Tubig? Zachary Cameron Stacey Johnathan Who are you rooting for most on Kalayo? Brad Kylie Monique Vince Pam Who are you rooting for most on Han Gin? Noland Yasmyn Winston Damien Zanaya Who are you rooting for most on Yuta? Connor Ginny Ledalia Daniel Diana Which tribe is your favorite? Tubig Han Gin Yuta Kalayo