User blog:UnderAPineapple/Pineapple Talk 3: Worst to First

Hello again! I got bored from writing my episode *coughs*coughs*

Pineapple Talk is a blog post in which the fanon community can talk about one specific subject on Survivor​, whilst having an open discussion on specific subjects on the game that we know and love. If you have a thought or a suggestion on an idea relating to what I'm talking about today, make sure to leave a comment below.

Today I want to talk about contestants strictly from the canon ​series (the actual show). If you haven't checked my page profile, which I never expect anyone to anyways, I put a list of ten of my least favorite Survivor ​contestants. To spare you some time from seeing it, I'll show it to you now instead. These are my opinions on the Top 10 Worst Contestants.

10. Tarzan Smith ​- I thought that was exactly what Gary Busey would be like if he joined Survivor​. He wasn't really funny, but he tried his hardest to be eccentric, which didn't really work. He grossed me out, and he seemed like the uncle you have that lives in a trailer park and doesn't shower. I was hoping for episodes upon episodes for people to get rid of him until the women finally got sick and tired of dealing with him. He could've been replaced by better.

9. ​Shirin Oksooi ​- The infamous woman who coined the term, "Monkey Sex". I would've much rather seen monkey sex for 29 straight days then to have listened to this bitch cry and play the victim. She annoyed me and tortured my ears everytime I had to hear her voice. THAT, and she even annoyed the people she was aligned ​with. Why the hell did the public not cast T-Bird in replacement of this twat?!

8. Abi-Maria Gomes ​- If there's one thing I love in a season, it's entertainment. This lady brought nothing but mean-spiritedness and pessimism. I don't believe her being Brazilian is what caused her to be outcasted, it's her negative attitude. Jeff Probst can take that accusation of basically calling the other tribemates racist, and he can shove it down his throat faster than Judd Daugherty can say "Man." How can you manage to win an Individual Immunity Challenge, and yet only participate in TWO pre-merge challenges. Whilst I hate Michael Skupin with a burning passion (get it?), I equally hate Abi-Maria for her negativity. She shouldn't have been cast.

7. Ozzy Lusth ​- Allow me to make this clear, although we have different beliefs on shit, that's not why I hate him. I hate him because he's the epitome of the regular surfing California douchebag is. He started off always at the top of his game, and would act extremely cocky about everything. Then once things didn't go his way, he'd never blame anyone else. For example, he can't treat Cochran like shit and expect him to stay loyal. This is Survivor​, not an abusive relationship. In fact, the only time I relatively liked him... was in Ponderosa. I hope this guy doesn't get a fifth chance.

6. ​Zeke Smith ​- The last season left a bad taste in my mouth. I hated almost everything from the Jeff Varner situation, which in my opinion, was purely Varner's fault for bringing it up, and I hated especially when all of the "Game Changers" (aside from Cirie, Andrea, and even Ozzy), were voted out pre-merge. Zeke Smith is the common example of why having too many returnee seasons, can be a bad thing. I thought he was a camera whore, who never shyed away from making his voice heard. Gervase Peterson said it best, "If you want to be seen, sit up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up."

5. Alicia Rosa ​- I have a lot of problems with her. The fact that she was a teacher, and she not only condoned, but encouraged people to bully Christina for simply doing something she didn't like, is absolutely disgusting. Aside from that, she had the audacity to make fun of her own students by insulting Christina, and comparing her to them. Many people might say, "But Pineapple, dickhead, people are just over-reacting". That's not the case, if you re-watch that clip where she says that, you'd be a little annoyed too.

4. Fabio Birza ​- What did this guy do to win anyways? He was dumb, he wasn't strategic, and he rode coattails like a Harley Davidson. Worst winner I've ever seen in this game.

3. ​Phillip Sheppard ​- Not a fan of prejudice and racism, but it bugs me when you accuse a guy of being racist for no fucking reason. Mr. Sheppard, you do realize that you didn't get to the end because of your loyalty and your respect for people. You got to the Final 3 because nobody was willing to suck Rob's cock for as long as you (aside from Natalie). I'm also not a fan of Brandon Hantz, but I can safely say that his outburst at you was, partially justified. I wouldn't have pissed all over the rice and beans like he threatened to, but he had every right to call you out on your bullshit.

2. Na'Onka Mixon ​- Believe it or not, I don't hate her for what she did to Kelly Bruno. I didn't like it, but I felt that she had a right to target her due to her possibly using her leg as an advantage. What I despise about this bitch is that she ruined the games of 3 people that had a far better chance of winning than she ever had, and she gave up 11 days before the finale. I'm a believer in "Finish What You Started" (a little hypocritical on my part since I canceled ​Survivor: Pulau Tiga​), and no quitter is more deserving of a hardcore bitch-slap than this brain dead animal that we call Na'Onka.

​Honorable Mentions​: Michael Skupin, Lillian Morris, Dan Foley, Rodney Lavoie Jr., and Brandon Hantz.

1. Colton Cumbie ​- We all saw this coming. The most ungrateful bitch to ever hit the sands of Samoa, is arguably the worst contestant I've ever seen on the show. I find it hard for him to be known as racist, but I can, to an extent, realize why people think he is (Bill Posley). The reason I hate this guy, is because he isn't grateful for what he has, he's lazier than me with coding, and he quit the game over the fact that he thought he was on the chopping block. Tyson Apostol, you said it best my friend, "Being Negative all the time can put you down, and it can ruin your life forever". That might not be the exact quote he said, but I hit the nail on the head as best as I could. Your boyfriend, should've been casted instead of you.

Thanks for listening. I'm not asking you to make a Top 10, but I'm asking you guys,

Who is your least favorite contestant and why? I named my Top 10 cause I was bored. If you can leave a comment, that would be great. Thanks for listening once again, and have fun writing! :D