Thread:Coolio15/@comment-24899664-20140726155318/@comment-9949103-20141002030429

Gobi Rankings! :D

16. Dirk- Okay, I can honestly say I hate him almost as much as Lara. I called him Dork because I thought he was the invisible guy who was semi-funny, but now he will be dubbed Dick because that is what he is, a HUGE DICK! Hope he never returns, I can't stand when floaters try to justify their existence in a season, it is just pathetic to watch.

15. Sylvia- Basically didn't do s**t and got booted for it. I can't even remember that she was on the goddamn season :D

14. Steve- Although he did improve with his last episode, I still can't stand Stump. He didn't really do ANYTHING memorable in the first half of the game. And then when the merge hit he turned into a big fat brat. I don't feel any emotion towards this rich scumbag. Maybe people wouldn't judge him if he didn't act like an annoying Stump! :P

13. Robert- Ugh. He was such a disgrace. His preachiness made me want to put a bullet in my end and was just overall unbearable. He is probs only praying so much cuz he is a post-druggie or something, since he is obviously homeless already. He's only praying cuz he already knows he's going to Hell basically :)

12. Kaci- Annoying and Overrated. This lady was dead to me the minute she joined Mark and Robert in the Dreaded God Squad alliance. And the whole Stump thing was just so stupid imo. I don't like racists and homophobes, but what I cannot STAND is when people immediately assume bigotry when it is clearly not there. Glad she went early, Tina was much more of a queen<3

11. Henry- Only here cuz he was first voted out and didn't do much. Although I was mad at the time, seeing what his alternative became, I'm kinda glad things played out the way that they did.

10. Trent- Who? I really think he added nothing to the show besides riding Tina's ass until Dany and Matt were kind enough to flip and get rid of his boring self. Glad he didn't make jury! :)

9. Paloma- Played too hard unfortunately :P I did feel bad for her tho, she had a LOT of potential. I hope she gets a second chance sooner or later :)

8. Mark- Okay, I have to admit, he WAS a good player and all, but he played the victim card too much. Um, dude, there is probably a reason that you're on the bottom, get over it! Plus I didn't like when he joined the G-Squad, that annoyed me and I just wrote him off after that basically. All in all, better than the Redneck :P

7. Anastasia- OMG<3 I loved Ana De Ville! :D She is such a great villain and I hated when she got voted out early! She NEEDS to come back! Like, really! :D

6. Matthew- One of the few good male players this season. I personally liked him and thought he played a pretty good game :) The only reason he's down here is that his ending confessional was really bitter and unnecessary in my opinion. I mean, what are you saying, Matt? Did Survivor turn you gay or something?

5. Tina- Queen<3 I loved every minute of her and her bitchiness<3 GREAT player and I hope so excited to see her back for AS! :D

4. Yvette- She maybe could've had a chance if she didn't have a super big meltdown at the FTC. Besides that, I loved her so much! I loved her sassiness and backstory and I thought it made her an extremely rootable character.

3. Kolaia- I thought I would hate him for SURE, but he was awesome! I loved him going against the G-Squad and then I also loved his jealousy towards Matt :D I was annoyed he turned all douchey, but karma got him in the end in the form of a rock :)

2. Danyella- I thought she was dead in the water by the first episode, but after she flipped and voted off Sylvia Who, I saw one of the biggest and best turnarounds of any Survivor contestant EVER! I'm REALLY hoping she returns! :)

1. Lena- Easily the best player this season. I loved how she went from clueless bimbo who didn't know anything about the game to crazy awesome motherfucking balls to the wall player! She was in it to play, and that's not something you see from most female recruits, so I was really happy with her :D