Board Thread:Season Rankings/@comment-9949103-20150904021638/@comment-27630482-20170510015821

From here on until the next note, this contains all the players who played terrible games but way better than the bottom 8.

12) Julia "Panda" Rhodes (15th) - This lady was INSANE! No one took her seriously because it's not like any use would come out of it if they did. She was one of the worst players in Survivor, but then again everyone else down there is BLEH!

11) Rowena McShane (14th) - Rowena...she is cray cray and she's such a freak. Like, what? Why bring your picture? If it's that important, WHY BRING IT IN A PLACE THAT IT COULD BE DESTROYED OR GET DIRTY EASILY? Why don't you just MAKE A COPY? If you're going to bring it, then do that! Rowena was a mess this season and I don't know why she came on Survivor.

10) Abraham Chippendale (Co Runner-Up) - Abe did terrible this season. TERRIBLE. He had a strategic game, at least. Oh wait, that's a lie. He had a strategy, but not a strategic game. He wanted to control people like puppets but he was the puppet! He also had 0 social relationships (which I can understand because who would like this bitch?) He had no life, and his physical game was 0. The only reason he's not lower on this list is because everyone below were all crazy (with the exception of Orselina).

9) Riley Gordon (11th) - Riley was the MEANING of gamebot. He had 0 social connections and his strategic game wasn't that good either. Ricky screwed his game, even though he didn't really have one, I do think he had a tiny bit of potential. He fought his way up to 9th place, but considering the fact everyone below him did terrible, it must not be that hard.

From here on lists everyone who is worthy of even being called a Survivor castaway.

8) Wyatt Hawkins (12th) - I'm not going to lie and say that Wyatt played a fantastic game, but he didn't play a bad one. It was decent, because he had a nice social game and an okay strategic game. His physical strength was not really that good, but it evens out. It was purely Bruce who got him blindsided for no reason and if he hadn't gone I think he would've done well.

7) Jasmine Neely (10th) - Jasmine played okay this season. Her social game went very well but her strategy could do with some improvements. First off, being able to survive the chaos in Daloa gained her my respect, but then so fully earning Kimberly's trust was just...wow. Now that I think back, she did play a great social game. However the reason everyone else above her is because they played even better games.

6) Byron Summers (th)  - Byron was completely robbed. It was all John's fault he went home. He did NOT, AT ALL deserve to go to Redemption Island. He wasn't able to beat Kimberly in the end, but he was a good social player and arguably the best physical player this season. There was no REASON for him to go home and he needs to return.

From here on lists everyone who played extremely well.

5) Simon Drysdale (Co Runner-Up)  - Simon was very strong, very nice, and a decent strategist. Why isn't he higher? He was a goat and a people-pleaser. He was way too naive. He took way too long to stand up against Bruce, Ricky, and Shanniah. While I do think he deserved at least one vote at the finale, Kryshelle played the best game this season and he definitely doesn't deserve anything compared to her.

4) Kimberly Harper (4th) - Kimberly Kimberly Kimberly. In all honesty she could have slaughtered anyone this season, even Queens Kryshelle Winona and Betty May. If she had made it to the FTC she would have won over Kryshelle which is completely unfair in my opinion to be honest. She was a huge physical threat, strategic threat, AND social threat! She completely controlled the situation on Daloa. The thing is, she was blindsided, pre-merge, unanimously...and with an idol in her pocket! Just...wow. But otherwise, she was a great player.

From here on lists the QUEENS OF SURVIVOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3) Betty-May Atkinson (5th) - Betty-May was QUEEN! Her loyalty to the girls was CRAZY awesome! Her social game was the best in the WORLD, and though her physical strength was not as strong and especially her strategic game was lacking, she was EXTREMELY likable and trustworthy. The way she sacrificed herself was something that I will never forget. (I probably will but shhhhhh) Also, I loved her and she was one of the queens.

2) Kryshelle Borton (Sole Survivor) - Kryshelle is the QUEEN. She has dominated this game and she is easily the best player in Ivory Coast. I loved her and she was one of the queens of course. Her social game was phenomenal, her physical game was a little lacking I guess, but her strategic game was DAMN! She was an amazing strategist and the best social player in the world besides one of her fellow queens Betty-May. She probably played the better game than the first placer, but I don't care because even though she was queen, first place was goddess queen.

1) Winona Kelly (7th) - WINONA! WINONA!  WINONA! WINONA!  WINONA! WINONA!  WINONA! WINONA!  WINONA! WINONA!  WINONA! WINONA!  WINONA! WINONA! ALL HAIL WINONA THE GODDESS QUEEN! Winona was THE BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT STRATEGIC PLAYER, SHE WAS CUTTHROAT! And then her SASS was HOLY. She said the things that you would always WANT to scream but you can't (unless you're me, of course, since I'm just as snarky and sassy). Her social game was awful and her physical strength was negative infinite, but she was the BEST strategic player and the SASSIEST person in the WORLD besides me! ALL HAIL GODDESS QUEEN WINONA! If I weren't a Christian I would fall down and worship her <3 <3 <3 <3 <3