My Agenda is in Plain Sight

This is the premiere of Survivor: Lombok - Fan Favourites!

Challenges
Immunity Challenge: Yank Your Hank Tribe members would have to climb across three A-frames, each being taller than the previous one, while carrying coils of rope. They will then use the ropes to pull a heavy crate across a wooden frame. Two tribe members would then have to use the puzzle pieces inside the crate to solve a puzzle.The tribes could change solvers, but they must stay at only two at a time. The first tribe to finish the puzzle wins.. Winner: TBD

Introduction
The camera pans over the scenery of Lombok, Indonesia, showing the ocean and some volcanoes. The camera then focuses on some more land scenery and wildlife, before going down to Jeff Probst, who is speeding along in a speedboat.

Jeff: We are here in Lombok, Indonesia, just east of Bali. This island has a history of earthquakes, and is home to Mount Rinjani, the second highest volcano in Indonesia. It has a history of eruptions, making its history quite dangerous. It is here that twenty of your favourite Survivor contestants are going to return for a second shot at the title. The difference here? We didn't pick them. They have been voted here by you!

(The camera pans down on two speedboats, containing the members of the Rinjani and Gunung tribes.)

Jeff: These twenty castaways were put on the ballot for multiple reasons. We have some of the most popular people from across the five seasons...

(The camera pans across to Adrian, Kendra, Johannes and Kimberly.)

Jeff: ...We have people who had their journey cut tragically short...

(The camera pans across, showing Anastacia and Byron and Misty.)

Jeff: ...We have people who are desperate for redemption...

(The camera pans across to Jason, Sasha and Simon.)

Jeff: And we even have runners-up and winners, back here to prove they've still got what it takes.

(The camera focuses on  Hazel, Kryshelle and Will.)

Jeff: Every single one of them knows the stakes have been raised incredibly high for this season, and every single one of them is here with their own point to prove. Some have changed their lives for the better and want to come back to the show that kickstarted it all.

(The camera focuses on the red speedboat, zooming in on Adrian as he looks around the waters, taking a deep breath.)

"rinjani"

- At the conclusion of my participation in the Bermuda installment of this competition, my popularity surprised me to astronomical levels. When the Lombok ensemble was revealed, I was considerably stunned to discover that, not only had I secured enough votes to participate, but my tally amounted to greater than ninety percent of the votes cast. In my opinion, that only compounds the incredible pressure one can expect from performing alongside nineteen of the strongest, most popular individuals from this competition. I am excited to approach this installment with my newfound social confidence, inspired by my experiences in Bermuda. I have, for the first time in my existence, a sense of freedom. I became an entirely new individual, but what I could not do was emerge victorious. On this occasion, however, I have sharpened my social and strategic abilities considerably. I believe I have all the necessary requirements to become the Sole Survivor. I must perform at a satisfactory level to demonstrate to my supporters that their multitude of votes were not in vain!

(The camera then changes focus to the other boat, where Kendra is sitting with one leg crossed over her knee, looking out into the ocean with a determined look on her face.)

"gunung"

- Competing in Grenada last time was the most confronting experience of my life! I never knew how bad my mental health problems were until everything came crashing in on me on the island. But since I left, I've been working so hard to get my life on track. I said goodbye to my toxic asshole former "friends" and hello to self confidence! I'm in a much healthier, happier, place and so much more pleased with who I am as a person. There's a huge, dark, cloud hanging over me right now and that is Survivor. I can't wait to play again. The old Kendra that you guys knew? The insecure, manipulable, depressed, hysterical one? She doesn't exist anymore! She's dead! And it's time for the brand new Kendra to show all these people- the fans, the people here, and especially Diabla, who I saw in the other boat, exactly what this bitch is made of!

Jeff: Will those out here for redemption be able to get the results they seek?

(The camera changes focus to Skanda, who is steel faced as the boat speeds along.)

"rinjani"

- I know it's going to surprise a lot of people that I'm the one who wants redemption. It's not performance based at all. I performed really well in my season, getting fifth, standing up to the majority, making moves that I'm really proud of. But a couple of years on... that's not what people remember me for. Whenever I hear my name and Survivor, it's "Johannes and Skanda", "Johanda this and that", "Did you know Johannes and Skanda are living together now?" It's like my entire accomplishments have been swept aside just because I fell in love on the show. Don't get me wrong, I love Johannes. We're living together and going strong, but when people talk about me, I want them to remember my game, not my love life. So, I'm out here to play the game. There's no Johanda, just Skanda. I have no problem voting Johannes out, either. We agreed on that before we left. It's time to show people that I'm more than just a showmance and I've still got the moves.

(The camera then changes focus to Anastacia, who adjusts the top half of her swimsuit, before taking a deep breath.)

"gunung"

- Three years ago, I played Eyre Peninsula. I was going so well; dominating physically, leading a strong alliance, idol in my possession... and then I broke my wrist in the last challenge before the merge. I felt like I could have won it all. To play that well and then have everything pulled out from under you... I can't describe in words how devastating that was. The only thing worse than what I've been feeling for the last three years is the feeling I got when I found out my father had been seriously injured in a car accident when I was nineteen. The "what ifs" have been haunting me. I've been waiting for this opportunity since the day I got pulled. I have so much unfinished business. I need to finish what I started.

(The camera then focuses on Byron, who has a huge smile on his face.)

"gunung"

- I can't tell you how thrilled I am to be back here. I needed this opportunity. The word I'd use to sum up my Ivory Coast experience would be humiliating. I mean, I stripped down to my underwear to prove I didn't have an idol, still got voted out, and got beaten by the person who framed me. I can't be the dude who stood in the freezing cold in my underwear. I got unlucky, making the wrong choice the first time around and then just being stuck with stupid people. I'm not taking any prisoners and I'm not leaving any possibilities open for me to fall into the same position. If I doubt you, you're gone. If you cross me once, you're gone. I may have been on Redemption Island, but this is my true redemption. And these people had better get out of my way.

Jeff: And, one of the most burning questions of this season... will any of our three winners be able to repeat history?

(The camera focuses on Kryshelle, who is looking a little nervous.)

"gunung"

- I love this show to death, don't get me wrong, but it's because of that I'm really nervous coming back a second time. I played an incredibly strong game in Ivory Coast, playing both sides and winning every single Jury vote. It's because of that I'm going to have an enormous target on my back. I won't be able to fade into the background like I did in the pre-merge my first time around. I'm going to have to be awake and alert from day one. People are going to be wary of me, scared, even. If I can make it through the first few votes, I have hope, but that's going to be the hardest stretch of game I've played. That's if people are willing to give me a chance. (laughs) I'm going to fight like anything, for however long I last.

Jeff: 39 DAYS, 20 FAN FAVOURITES, ONE SURVIVOR!

(After a short break, the camera comes back to the show, where the castaways are climbing out of the boats, which have arrived on the sore, and stepping on the mat. Half have been directed to the red mat and half have been directed to the blue mat.)

Jeff: Welcome to Survivor: Lombok - Fan Favourites!

(Everyone claps, except for Eddiot, who shouts "WOOOOOOO!", which catches the attention of Probst and some laughs from the castaways around him.)

Jeff: (laughs) Eddiot, I have to talk to you. You had the most fun out of everyone in Grenada. What's it like coming back for a second time?

Eddiot: It is awesome, man! Seriously, I can't wait to see this place! I'd never even heard of Lombok. I thought it was Chinese food, but then we got out here and I was like, "Woah, it's a whole country!"

Samantha: Babe, Lombok's the island. Indonesia is the country.

Eddiot: Okay, that sounds even more like Chinese food. Guess we're competing on Survivor: Chinese Food! (laughs)

(This gets another round of laughs from everyone, except for Will and Winona. Will looks around to Winona and motions cutting his own throat. Winona nods, then rolls her eyes. Winona's actions catch the attention of Jeff.)

Jeff: Winona, are you glad to be back?

Winona: Awww, Jeffrey, did you miss me? (giggles)  Of course I'm glad to be back! But whether it stays that way depends on how these guys around me act. Although, I put up with Ricky, Shanniah, Panda, and Abraham in the same season, so if their goal is to drive me crazy, they're not gonna succeed!

Jeff: Sasha, I have to throw it to you now. You competed all the way back in season two. What's it going to be like coming into season six as the game has evolved?

Sasha: You say the game, but for all of us here, I think it's "my game has evolved." I know what I did wrong and I think everyone else does, too, so we're going to be in for a ride from the get-go.

Jeff: Raphael, you on the other hand competed on the very first season. You've had three years to wait for this opportunity. Will that work to your advantage?

Raphael: I think it's definitely gonna work to my advantage! I was such an immature little the whole time in Eyre, and I watched myself over like "Gaaaah, sis, what you doin'?" Now I'm a little older and more mature so I think I'll be able to keep a level head!

Jeff: Meanwhile, we have three winners on the cast! Hazel, as a winner, do you think you're going to be targeted right off the bat?

Hazel: Thanks so much for reminding everyone, Jeff. (smirks) But seriously, we're twenty people, twenty threats, all very strong players. It's such a short-sighted, stereotypical thing to just go right after the winners. Remember this: the biggest threats don't even make Final Tribal.

Jeff: Strong words there. Nice. Hazel's right, the twenty of you have played different games, but the one thing you all have in common is you're the public's favourite players. You've all played before and it should be a hell of a season. Let's get things underway! Red tribe, your name is Rinjani! Here are your buffs. (He throws them to Jason, who catches and distributes them.) Blue tribe, your name is Gunung! (He throws the buffs to Misty, who catches and distributes them) Inside that bag is also a map to your new home! But before you head off to camp, let's run over some things!

(The camera focuses on Byron, who mouths, "Oh God.")

Jeff: Now, you’re all returning players. You’ve all played the game before, and you all should know what to do… so you’re getting no extra help. No Exile Island, no Box of Destiny, no Temptations, and no Redemption Island. Once you are out, you’re out. If you want to survive in this season, you’re gonna have to rely on your game. Now, take out the maps to your homes and head on out to camp!

(The two tribes head out towards their camps. The camera focuses on Hazel, who is wearing a confident smile.)

"rinjani"

- When Jeff said there was going to be no extra help, I wasn’t scared at all. I won the original season. I didn’t have an overpowered idol, get the chance of Redemption Island if I screwed up, or have advantages to help me along the way like half these people did. All I had was my brain, my social skills, and the powers of manipulation. (laughs) And that’s all I’m gonna need in Lombok, too. I'm the original queen of this game and that's exactly how it's going to stay. If these people thought Samantha was bad, they should just wait until I hit that beach.

Rinjani Tribe
The camera picks up on the Rinjani Tribe as they arrive to camp and discover their tribe flag.

Jason: Well, we're finally here!

Skanda: It feels so amazing to see a Survivor tribe flag again. It's been far too long.

Jason: Yeah, season two must seem like so long ago.

Raphael: Ummm, hello? Season one over here! (giggles) I've been waiting for this for so long and I'm so glad it's finally here.

Will: I couldn't resist coming back when they gave me the call. Even though I'm engaged to Penelope, I just wanted to play again.

Samantha: You ditched your fiancee for ''Survivor? ''That's cold. (laughs)

Will: I'll just pay for the wedding with the million dollars.

(Everyone laughs.)

Will: You laugh now, but I'm entirely serious. (He turns around, looking at the camp in front of him) We need to build a shelter before we get to doing anything else. We should have the strongest people on assembling the structure, so me, Kimberly, Adrian, Jason and Samantha can do that. Eddiot, as much as I'd love to see you maim yourself with the machete a second time, like you did in Grenada, I don't want us to go down a member on the first day. So, I think you should go on palm fronds, and Skanda, Winona, Raphael and Hazel can join you on that.

Skanda: Oh... okay?

Will: What are you saying "oh okay" for? I've built a really good shelter before and I know exactly what to do and how to do it, so I'm just being practical.

Skanda: I don't have a problem with that, I'm just surprised and how blunt and immediate you were.

Will: Why? If we know the way to do something we should just do it that way, and besides, the quicker we get it done the quicker we can relax.

Skanda: Yeah, good point, I'll get started on the palm fronds. Come on, everyone.

(Skanda, Raphael, Winona and Hazel walk off. Skanda rolls her eyes and whispers to Raphael.)

Skanda: Men, right?

Rapahel: Teaaa.

(The camera goes back to Will, who is a little frustrated as he takes the machete and walks over to find some wood.)

Will: God, all that drama over nothing.

"rinjani"

- This isn't as bad as Stovel, but there was small drama over literally nothing. If it gets to Stovel points I'm going to lose it, but I'm trying to keep cool so I don't go home first. I've built a shelter before, it was really good and I know exactly what to do. Why wouldn't we do it exactly the same way? But apparently Skanda had a problem with how blunt and direct I was, which is probably code for "I'm a SJW who can't handle men taking the lead even though they know what to do." Apparently men aren't even allowed to help the tribe anymore. Fortunately there's a lot of sane, smart people on this tribe so I should be fine.

Construction then begins on the shelter, with everyone doing their jobs, except for Eddiot, who is just standing around camp, unsure of what to do. As Adrian walks past him, Eddiot taps him on the shoulder.

Eddiot: Yo, glasses dude!

Adrian: (turns around) Does that moniker refer to me?

Eddiot: ...Huh? Glasses dude? Helloooo? Do you know what I'm meant to do?

Adrian: Ah. Well, due to your previous, for absence of a more satisfactory descriptor, ineptitude with the handling of the machete, we are cautious that you would unintentionally inflict laceration upon yourself, in a repetition of events from the Grenada installment of the competition. Consequentially, William has suggested that you accompany the individuals tasked with assembling the palm fronds. (Eddiot gives Adrian a completely blank stare.)

Adrian: Eddiot, are you cognizant of what I have informed you?

Eddiot: ...huh?

Adrian: Ah, you are unable to comprehend my dialect. One moment.

(Adrian jogs in the other direction, leaving a completely dumbfounded and confused Eddiot.)

Adrian: (jogging up to Samantha) Samantha, may I request your assistance?

Samantha: Sure, what's up?

(Adrian leads Samantha to Eddiot. She takes one look at him.)

Samantha: Did you break him?

Adrian: I attempted to communicate with him, but he was unable to comprehend my dialect.

Samantha: And you want me to translate? (laughs) Sure. What do you want me to say?

Adrian: Well, Eddiot was inquiring as to the nature of his task, and I informed him that William had designated him to accompany those assembling the palm fronds-

Samantha: Okay. Eddiot? Adrian's telling you that you're on the palm fronds, babe.

Eddiot: Ohhhhhh! Yeah, dude was all "smart people words blah blah blah words I don't understand" and I was like "huh?" Anyway, thanks Samantha and Glasses Dude!

(Eddiot walks over to the people working on palm fronds.)

Adrian: I anticipate there will be a plethora of instances requiring that task to be performed. (laughs)

Samantha: Hey, anything that makes me stay a little longer! (she gives him a wink and returns to her job.)

(Chuckling to himself, Adrian heads back to the others and starts collecting wood. From there, there is a timeskip as the castaways are shown making palm fronds and assembling the structure of the shelter. Eddiot is shown to be having difficulty as Skanda and Hazel laboriously try to guide him through the process. He eventually gets a palm frond done and celebrates, while Kimberly, Samantha and Will are all shown putting the structure together. At the end of it all, the castaways are standing in the middle of camp, appreciating what they have built.)

Will: See? What a fantastic shelter that turned out to be.

Kimberly: Yeah, it looks really great!

Winona: Well, after that, we have well and truly earned a break. Do we need His Royal Majesty’s permission for that, Will? (giggles)

Will: As much as I love the idea of being called His Royal Majesty, I’m not your father, do whatever the Hell you want.

Winona: We have His Majesty’s blessing!

(The group begins to go off to do their own thing. The camera picks up on Kimberly and Winona as they walk towards the forest.)

Winona: Hey, bitch! (giggles)

Kimberly: Hey, bitch. (laughs)

Winona: Did you miss me?

Kimberly: You mean, in the month since the girls and I surprised you in New Hampshire for your birthday?

Winona: (pouts) A month is an awful long time to go without seeing me in person! Most people wouldn’t make it!

Kimberly: Oh, yes, I’ve practically been on my deathbed, wasting away into nothingness, waiting for the time Goddess Winona Kelly could grace me with her presence.

Winona: Well, fear not, your waiting is over! (giggles) Seriously, though, it’s so wicked that you’re back here. I feel awful for Betty, though. She wanted to be on the season so bad. Her dad’s farm isn’t doing so well and she needed the money so bad.

Kimberly: Let’s walk further into the forest for this, because I have stuff to tell you but I don’t want people overhearing and targeting us right off the bat for being close.

Winona: Thinking already, there’s the Kimberly everyone and their mother was scared of in Ivory. (giggles)

Kimberly: You watch your mouth or I’ll give you a reason to be threatened. (laughs)

(The two of them walk into the forest and sit down.)

Winona: Has Betty told you how bad the situation is? Because I know all about it.

Kimberly: Oh, yeah, one night she called me and then she just broke down in tears. And you know she’s too gracious to accept money that people try and give her.

Winona: Yeah, I heard Kryshelle offered to spot her a fair bit, but she turned it down.

Kimberly: Thank God we set up that GoFundMe and raised a little bit of money, but that isn’t going to last forever. Betty really wanted to compete a second time. And to be honest, I would have liked to see cutthroat Betty.

Winona: She would have been the baddest bitch in this whole cast. (giggles) Betty’s the type, like, she’ll take all kinds of but for her family, she’d die. She wouldn’t have let anything stand in her way, if she was seriously playing to save the farm. I just hope she can get the money somehow and stay in profit.

Kimberly: Is this your strategic ploy to say “Hey, take me to the end because I’m giving half my money to Betty?” (laughs)

Winona: Um, no, I’m not that shallow, and why does everything I say have to be taken strategically?

Kimberly: Hmmm, something’s ringing a bell… Final seven of Ivory Coast where you turned on us because you just decided Abraham and Simon were easier to beat, using the exact words “ Kryshelle and Kimberly.” You know the only reason we got the numbers is because Abraham and Simon treated Shanniah like such utter crap that she had no choice but to vote with us. So, yeah, forgive me for thinking you’re playing strategically. (laughs)

Winona: But, baby, I’ve changed! (pouts) I want my Bitch Brigade back together! I want us to slay the men again! Come onnn, you know you want to! Come reform the Bitch Brigade with me, your best friend in the whole entire world, Winona! (blinks sweetly)

Kimberly: Hmmm, I wonder… (smirks)

Winona: Baaaaaaabe! (pretends to cry) My feelings are so hurt right now. No, but in all seriousness, you can count on me. I’m not gonna turn on my BFF for this season! No way. And besides, with the two of us being such empresses of slayage, the men are going to be cowering in fear! Come on, pleaaaase? Give a girl a chance!

Kimberly: (smirks) I’m just messing with you, of course we’re reforming the Bitch Brigade! Consider it done.

Winona: I love you but I also hate you right now for doing that to me.

(The two of them hug before the camera focuses on Winona, who is grinning from ear to ear.)

"rinjani"

- Pfft, me going onto Lombok and not immediately aligning with the person in Ivory Coast who I know can be loyal, is strong, and will take bullets for me? Ha! As if that wouldn’t happen. Any automatic help you can get on day one, you’d have to be stupid not to exploit to the fullest. And newsflash, I am not Ricky Myers, Panda Rhodes, or Abraham Chippendale, so I am not stupid! I’m glad Kimberly said yes. The Bitch Brigade ran Ivory Coast and Bitch Brigade 2.0 is gonna run Lombok! We just need to find some honorary Bitches, and we’re all set! How wonderful it’s going to be to end up in power again… me and my huge ego. (giggles)

(The two of them continue relaxing, until Samantha comes into the forest, spots them and walks over.)

Samantha: Hey, you two!

Winona: Ah, the famous Diabla! How may we be of service? (giggles)

Samantha: (laughs) You know, that name still follows me around to this day. Friends, students, colleagues, everyone still calls me that. And I love it! Not gonna lie, it does boost the ego just a bit.

Kimberly: Only a little. (laughs) I’m not just saying this to suck up, but you were robbed in Grenada, if I do say so myself.

Winona: God, tell me about it. Sourpusses Jamie and Meiling not voting for you because you hurt Kendra, and Kendra voted for you? Ugh. I’m sure Brooklyn’s wonderful, but ugh. How come Will can win, and you can’t?

Samantha: That’s exactly what I said! But Brooklyn’s lovely, she has the most adorable kid and that money is really useful to her, so I can settle for second… but only once. (smiles)

Kimberly: Actually, Samantha, how would you like to join our alliance? If that’s okay with Winona. I think the three of us are going to have massive targets on our backs, so it’d be wise to stick together.

Samantha: That’s actually what I came to find you two about. I saw you dominate as the Bitch Brigade… well, until the final seven, when Winona tried to take the goat men to the end… but of course the men had to ruin everything so your plan didn’t work. (giggles)

Winona: Exactly! Ugh. Like, sorry Kimberly, I love you, but you three were stomping me in the end if it came down to it, and it shows… Kryshelle won unanimously and so were you if you made it!

Kimberly: Forgiven and forgotten. So what do you say, Samantha? How would you like to become a member of Bitch Brigade 2.0?

Samantha: I would absolutely love it! On one condition.

Kimberly: And that is?

Samantha: I get to bring in Eddiot.

Winona: Hmmm…. A man in the Bitch Brigade… hmmm….

Samantha: Hey, you two get to pre-game, so fair’s fair.

Winona: (pretending to be shocked) Pre-game? Us? The idea! What could possibly have made you think we’d be together?

Samantha: Hmm, maybe the millions of “Oh my God I loooove my Bitches” you said in Ivory Coast, plus all the exit interviews where you had sleepovers at each other’s houses. (giggles)

Winona: Okay, busted. (giggles) But still, a man in the Bitch Brigade… hm… what do you think, Kimberly?

Kimberly: Hm… he can join, but he has to take the Oath.

Winona: The Oath? ''Oh! Yes''! The Oath! Tell him he can join, as long as he agrees to take the Oath.

Samantha: (smirks) Alright, I’ll go get him.

(Samantha walks away. The camera picks up next as she finds Eddiot.)

Samantha: Hey, Eddiot!

Eddiot: Hey, Samantha!

Samantha: You wanna continue our alliance from Grenada, right?

Eddiot: Duh! Of course! You’re, like, the only person I’ve heard of here.

Samantha: Good, because I’ve been talking to Winona and Kimberly and they want to do a four with us. Sound good?

Eddiot: Who and who?

Samantha: Big boobs and giant redhead.

Eddiot: Ohhhh! I know them! Yeah, cool! I’m down.

(Eddiot and Samantha walk back into the forest, where Winona and Kimberly are waiting.)

Winona: She returns!

Eddiot: Hey, Big Boobs! Hey, Giant Redhead!

Winona: Eddiot? Honey? Our names are Winona and Kimberly, and if you ever call me Big Boobs again, I will cut your dick off and shove it up your ass so far it comes out your mouth. Okay?

Eddiot: But… but… no homo, right?

Winona: Oh, no. You’ll have had a dick up your ass and in your mouth. All the homo.

Eddiot: I take it back! I take it back! Sorry, Winona and Kimberly! Can I be a member of the alliance thing?

Winona: Yeah, but since you’re a man, you’ll have to take the Oath!

Eddiot: The oats? There are no oats?

Winona: The oath, oh my God. Are you ready?

Eddiot: Uh… yep!

Winona: Okay, repeat after me: I, Eddiot Brantley, officially vow…

Eddiot: I, Eddiot Brantley, officially vow…

Winona: …To pledge undying allegiance and serve only the women of the Bitch Brigade.

Eddiot: …To pledge undying… whatever word that was… and serve only the women of the Bitch Brigade.

Winona: I admit that the women of the Bitch Brigade are superior to the men, and I, as an inferior man, will die on the sword to protect my queens.

Eddiot: Uh… I admit that the women of the Bitch Brigade are superior to the men, and I, as an inferior man, will die on the sword to protect my queens. But I don’t actually have to die, right? Because I really don’t want to, like, actually not live anymore.

Winona: Hush, we’re only talking about the game. Finally, you admit that you are only here because the gracious queens of the Bitch Brigade have selflessly decided to invite you into their exclusive kingdom and we are free to revoke this privilege at any time if you, the inferior man, display any chauvinistic or sexist behavior, any signs of disloyalty, or do or say anything to suggest that any man is superior to any of the women of the Bitch Brigade.

Eddiot: That’s a big-ass mouthful, uh… I’m only here ‘cause the gracious queens of the Bitch Brigade decided-

Kimberly: Don’t forget to say “selflessly”!

Eddiot: Okay! (laughs) Selflessly decided to invite me into their exclusive kingdom and can, uh, I don’t know that word…

Winona: Just say “kick me out”.

Eddiot: Kick me out of the alliance at any time if I, the man, am sexist or whatever that other word means, so I probably won’t be that, if I’m not loyal, or if I do or say anything that says men are superior to women… did I do it right?

Kimberly: We’ll take that! The only thing left to do is officially welcome you into the Bitch Brigade! Crouch down.

(Eddiot crouches down, while Winona grabs a nearby stick.)

Winona: (as if she’s knighting him) We welcome you, Eddiot Brantley, as an honorary member of the Bitch Brigade!

Eddiot: Yasssss! Final four!

Samantha: Absolutely!

(Eddiot is still crouched on the ground.)

Kimberly: You can get up, you know.

Eddiot: Oh, I can? Cool!

(Eddiot gets up. The four of them confirm their alliance, with the camera focusing on Kimberly.)

"rinjani"

- You know, I’m pleased that Winona wants to align with me because it’s good to have at least one person you know and can sort of trust in the first day of this game. But that’s the key word there… sort of. Winona’s an aggressive player and given her history last time, I am a little concerned about the idea of her targeting me again down the road. For now, though, she’s on my side and excited about it. We have Samantha and Eddiot in our alliance as well, which is four to start off with, so two more gives us a majority. Who those two end up being is anyone’s guess at this point. It is only day one and we have a couple more days to get the feel of things. I don’t have a great history with red tribes but hopefully this is the start of something great!