Talk:If He Moved Any Slower He'd Be Dead/@comment-27630482-20161119232457

Since I'm not a ripoff of a few certain someones AT ALL I'm going to do something that's totally not similar to what those someones do.

Winner Pick

Episode 1: Christine

Favorite

Episode 1: Laura

My Elimination Pick

Episode 1: Shane~ (Correct)

Episode 2: Guy

And then power rankings

17. (Princess) Kayla

As much as I hate to say it, it's going to be Kayla going next for Rocha. Even though I love her a whole bunch, she just got on with a really terrible start. Technically it's not her fault at all since it's Shane who made the joke, but her emotional frailness will probably end up in her demise.

16. (3rd Ugly Big Fat Stupid Idiot Loser) Guy

Guy is a complete idiot for not taking the rice and building a shelter. He didn't even find the idol and he could've cut it short to at least BUILD SOMETHING. Die die die.

15. Raina

Raina's not really an idiot, but letting Jodi take the idol was fatal and plus, the Paysandudes are probably gonna keep the other girls over her.

14. Gerald (Auld-LaLonde)

Gerald is gunning for Susan WAY too hard. Either word could get back to Susan or his allies will see his determination to get someone out is going to be dangerous. Molly 2.0 except definitely at the wrong time.

13. (2nd Ugly Big Fat Stupid Idiot Loser) Billy

Billy you big fat stupid idiot loser. The worst player this season besides Shane. Dude dude dude dude spell spell GIRL YOU'RE SO ANNOYING. Peeps say that Laura is the one where they fall asleep on, excuse me girl Laura rocks and Billy is certainly the most boring character ever. Dude dude spell spell THAT'S LITERALLY HIS DIALOGUE. And then Michelle and Brianna will probably get super annoyed of him and "blindside" him even though a dead rat could see it coming.

12. Mikol

If luck comes with me then Kayla will survive next vote and Billy will die. However if God decides to betray me then Mikol will be going home. Which is completely illogical because Billy's the stupid ugliest fattest loser.

11. Yvonne

Yvonne has aligned herself with Susan, which may draw attention to her though it's unlikely.

10. Susan

If for some reason Gerald or Yvonne doesn't go it'll most certainly be her. If I were Soriano though, I'd vote Susan out because she IS a threat whereas Gerald is a big fat stupid loser but he's slightly smarter. Though actually if Gerald is smarter then he should go home but IDK I'm always illogical.

9. Brianna

Congrats Brianna for making the Top 9. The top 9 are the peeps who would have to had made a huuuuuuge mistake for them to go home because it's highly unlikely. Lemme tell ya tho, Brianna's probably the most likely going home out of the Top 9 for whatever reason my mind made up. Maybe it's just the first impressions that'll get a blindside, though that's also 100% illogical.

8. Shannon

Truthfully I don't really like Shannon so I don't know why he's placed higher than Brianna. However the Paysandudes have secured themselves in a pretty good position, so I don't think he'll be going home just yet.

7. Nick

I would put him tied with Shannon and Kenley but I like Nick more than Shannon so I decided that would be the tiebreaker.

6. Kenley

I would put him tied with Shannon and Nick but I like Kenley more than Shannon and/or Nick so I decided that would be the tiebreaker.

5. Frank

Plz just no. Frank is in a good position right now and he probably won't be going next.

4. Christine

The top 4 was really hard to make, but Christine ended up placing the lowest out of them, but she's still doing extremely well. She's the swing vote really between Gerald and Susan, so she probably won't be going, thankfully.

3. Michelle

Whew, that was difficult. Not just Christine but then Michelle getting 3rd was tough. But anyway, she's the best out of Rocha, as she's the true mastermind currently and it certainly can't be her being voted out of Uruguay next because she's sticking with Brianna, Kayla is friends will the girls and stupid Billy thinks that their under his stupid spell.

2. (Queen) Laura

Queen Laura is second! I'm sorry I couldn't place her in first but clearly 2nd is good enough and 2 is my 2nd favorite number so yea. Now lots of you are saying she's stupid and is apparently very boring and too kind, which is exactly what will help her stay in four the next few tribals. No one is going to really target her, and if the Paysandudes do I will behead you Uke for making the Paysandudes at all.

1. (Mini-Queen) Jodi

Jodi's got some mixed reactions from me. At first sight I was like queen but then I read the profiles and I decided Laura was fit to be queen and Kayla princess. Jodi, she's pretty and all but once I read her profile I was like girl how you gonna win with such a terrible strategy. Looking at this episode, I've realized her profile doesn't mean anything, she's actually very cunning and has an idol, plus the Paysandudes like her the best out of the girls and she's certainly in one of the best positions I've ever seen.