Board Thread:Season Rankings/@comment-9949103-20150904021638/@comment-5277627-20180713235912

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14th: Bailey Prince (15th) After going back and looking over my comments from the earlier episodes, I'm surprised to see that I actually didn't mind Bailey at one point because omg he was a nightmare. His entire strategy was based on not pissing off Will because he was scared of him... let's just let that sink in a second. If I'm going to shit on Gwen for playing the victim, then I have to do the same for Bailey because Will really didn't do anything wrong to him, but for whatever reason, every conversation Bailey had with him left Bailey shaking in his boots. It was kinda just pathetic not only strategically, but as a character too. He does have a few redeeming qualities like his lolzy relationship with Jacob when it was obvious Bailey was a thirsty little blueberry that didn't want to admit it ;). Other than that though, he was pretty insignificant and had no strategic game to make up for it so.... 14th it is!

13th: Phyllis Carmichael (Runner-Up) Okay, so as much as I really don't like her as a person, I'm gonna start with some clarifications on why she is so high: if she didn't bring up her fiance at the FTC, she likely would've won the game. Celia would've voted for her, causing a 4-4-1 tie, where Luca no doubt would have voted for her over Will. That really is the reason she is not dead last in this ranking because everything else about her was just laughable! I think part of the reason I despise her so much is that, in spite of having a horrendous strategic game ever, the edit made her look like a genius! Tangle, if you had've shown people bashing her, laughing at her in confessionals, and talking about how big of a goat she was, I think I could've retroactively appreciated her as a hilariously delusional hag, but because that didn't happen, it pissed me off so. fucking. much. I felt as though I had to be the one to let everyone know just how illogical her decisions were, which only festered my hate for her even more. She had absolutely no sense of timing; for whatever reason, she was constantly under the impression that if she didn't do ____ RIGHT NOW, ____ will win the game and there's nothing anyone could do about it. Her jury management was awful (yet somehow the best of everyone in the Final 3), never realising that constantly flipping on people would piss people off in the end. Not to mention, despite being such a clear goat, she STILL managed to be a target throughout the entire end-game and managed Veronica so poorly, that she sent her to fire for absolutely no reason at the end. The one thing she managed to do correctly was convincing Luca that she could be trusted when she clearly couldn't. Just, all around, a perfect example of why gamebots never win the game. Good riddance.

12th: Ryan Huang (14th) I think Ryan is the perfect example of what I was saying about Phyllis. While both of them were game bots, the fact that it was made so obvious just how bad Ryan was at the game meant that I could appreciate him as an OTT delusional mess that was so in over his head that it was funny. Back on Brawn, he could not for the life of him just stay calm and shut up! He was in a perfect swing position between two duos, but over the course of episode 3, somehow managed to not only land himself on the bottom of that tribe but didn't even manage to accomplish his goal at Tribal Council! And despite all that, he STILL thought he was the greatest player to ever touch foot on the island XD. At the swap, he wasn't all that much better; making an enemy out a much better player in Will, who subsequently orchestrated his blindside. In spite of his horrid strategic game, he did provide some entertainment during his short stay and for that reason, I feel I can justifiably bump him up a couple spots.

11th: Kelsie Ford (18th) And I don't even particularly like her! I'm not quite sure how, but Kelsie has cockroached her way all the way up to 11th and you'd think I'd have a lot to say about her to make up for this shockingly high ranking for a first boot. IDK, I guess everyone below her was just so atrocious that she got placed here by default. Kelsie was a pretty meh player. She got into a bit of a power struggle with Will and picked a fight with Isla; neither a which are a great look for her. In terms of her personality, I liked that she had a little bit of spunk to her, but overall, she didn't leave much of an impression on me. Plus, I am the biggest Isla stan in existence so it doesn't help her case that she tried to target her right off the bat :P. But yeah, that's all I really have to say. Again, I don't give much weight to placement, so since she was a pretty average player and character, she's getting a pretty average ranking. Nothing more to it.

Teaser for #10... A better player than they were character Tfw never finished