Board Thread:Character submissions/@comment-25826889-20170901023355/@comment-32574574-20170927100552

Name (Age): Jodie Martinez (72)

Tribe: N/A

Hometown: Beaumont, TX

Occupation: Retired Government Consultant

What's your claim to fame?: Coming to my senses and not knocking the hell out of a guy who tried to propose a law allowing incest in Beaumont. Needless to say that law got plowed in court.

Hobbies: Watching Crime Shows, Cooking for my Family, Spending Time with my Husband

Pet Peeves: Stupidity just agitates me, especially when the dumbass thinks he or she is smart.

Why will you "survive" Survivor?: For 45 years (1967-2012), I have been paid to talk to a bunch of ungrateful, no-good, lazy human beings whilst keeping a straight face. Socially, if I can stay in the background, I think I'll be perfectly fine.

Why will you be the Sole Survivor: Because I plan to be a socially capable of talking to anyone, even if I don't like them. This game isn't about letting your emotions show, it's about letting your intelligence show. You play with your head, not your heart.

