User blog:HadesMeetsPoseidon/Man vs Machine Ponderosa 3

Who's ready for the Jo Alliance to join the jury? I know I am, and I hope you are too! Enjoy!

Joanne's Arrival
(Taylor and Samantha are watching the sunset when the TV goes off. Samantha jumps.)

Samantha: The hell was that?

Taylor: Relax, Sam. It just means it's time for tribal. Come on, let's go get ready.

Samantha: Let's hope Johnny goes.

(Taylor frowns but opens the screen door. Once they both have gone inside, Taylor closes the screen door, and the show fades to Samantha wearing a silver dress. Joseph plays his idol. Taylor is clearly sad that Joseph is safe, Lydia and Samantha are shocked, and Arnold smiles. Several votes for Joseph are revealed, and none of them count.)

Jeff Probst: .

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Joseph the Senator Finder Does not count. No votes for anybody.

Joseph: Feeling the love.

(Taylor is clearly worried that Johnny will be booted, while Samantha, Lydia, and Arnold are all clearly happy by this.)

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Joseph Will not count.

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Joseph Doesn't count.

Joseph: Knew it. You lying bastards.

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.JOHNNY One vote Johnny.

(Johnny is shocked. A laugh escapes Lydia. Arnold is grinning even wider. Taylor buries his face in his hands. Samantha gives Johnny a mocking smile.)

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JoAnne (Joanne cocks an eyebrow. Taylor looks up. Arnold's smile melts immediately. Samantha's eyes bug out, and Johnny gives her the same smile she gave him. Lydia is still grinning, as it's a win win if Johnny goes, or if another ally of Arnold goes.)

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10th person voted out of Survivor: Man vs Machine and the 5th juror...

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JOANNE

Jeff: Joanne. That's 2, and tonight that is enough, I need you to bring me your torch.

Joanne: Whaaaat?!?!?

(Everyone is shocked, except for Joseph, who is looking down at his feet, and Johnny, who is bursting out laughing. Samantha and Arnold are both mortified and furious. Taylor is pumping his fists, and Lydia is smiling with her mouth open, but no noise escapes.)

Joanne: I just want to know who voted for me.

Johnny: (stops laughing and raises hand) Sorry hun, had to vote for somebody.

Joanne: Who else?

(No one answers. The jury looks at Joseph, and Joanne does the same, but he stays focused on his feet.)

Joanne: Unbelievable. Get me out of here, Jeff.

(Joanne gets her torch snuffed and she leaves. As Denekaw exits, Joseph looks at the jury. Taylor and Lydia talking excitedly, Samantha is massaging her temples, trying to comprehend how Johnny was not voted for, and Arnold is giving Joseph the death look. Finally, he turns away and follows Denekaw. Arnold leads the way down the final words path to the boat. On the boat ride, no one speaks.)

(The boat pulls up. Joanne grabs her stuff, skims the note, and walks over to the TV and presses play. Johnny appears first.)

"denekaw"

- Joanne. You seem like a great person but if I had not written your name down, our positions would be switched. Take care and be proud. You played a great game.

"denekaw"

- Joanne! The founder of the ORIGINAL Girls Alliance!(Samantha raises an eyebrow) Yeah you heard me Samantha! Anyway, I am so sorry this happened. We should have split the votes. If we knew he had an idol we would have, but I guess Johnny managed to spy on us AGAIN. Have a drink for me, and I'll send the pr*** your way soon.

"denekaw"

- NOOO!!! Not another JAJAL member! Now we're down to just JAL! (sighes) You will be missed Joanne. You will be missed.

"denekaw"

- ....I don't know what to say. I sided with Johnny because he was a shield. I tried to convince you to stay with us, but when you declined Johnny planned for you to go. I shouldn't have agreed, and I am sorry I cost you the million. I'm probably screwed though, if that's any consolation, so....see you soon, I guess.

(Joseph shifts uncomfortably, and it fades to black. Joanne just sits there for a moment...and then begins to sob heavily. The jury immediately goes to comfort her.)

Joseph's Arrival
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