This Ain’t Barney and Friends

This Ain’t Barney and Friends is the first episode of Survivor: Arizona

Introduction
The sun rises above the Grand Canyon, lighting up the firey red rocks below. Native Americans bang their drums for a tribal ceremony, while dancers wear masks and leap around. That’s right, this is Arizona, a hub for southwestern indian culture, and on a lesser note, Animation. But for the next little while, It’s the official battleground for people across America. It’s the official battleground of Survivor.

The Survivor: Arizona logo appears on the screen.

Four Cessnas, each with said logo on the side, fly towards the bottom of the Grand Canyon and prepare to make a landing.

Zion: Who’s ready to grab some AZ dooooouuuugh?

Half the the plane cheers in unison.

Matrix: Hell Yeah! This is Survivor, bitches! Woo!

The planes land. The doors open, and the soon-to-be castaways exit the plane. They look around at their new surroundings in awe.

Kansas: Wow. they don’t usually let you see this part of the park.

The castaways find the start point and patiently wait for the arrival of the host

Matrix: I’m gonna win this competition!

David: How about you jump off a bridge instead?

The two get into a fight that Grace quickly breaks up.

Grace: Hey! We haven’t even started yet."“"

- Something tells me it’s gonna be a loooong road ahead. Jeff finally arrives, does his signature smile, and gets down to business.

Jeff Probst: Hello, everybody, I thought i’d take a moment to welcome you...to Survivor: Arizona! Eighteen of you proud Americans have come all the way to Flagstaff, Arizona during the Grand Canyon National Park centennial for a chance to win 10,000 dollars! However, each of you must prove you have what it takes to become the sole survivor before you have that chance."“"

- Oh, Shit. This is gonna. Get. Crazy. "“"

- For the record, I just came down here to have fun before I get too old to have it. I mean, doesn’t everyone? "“"

- I want the f**king money. God sent me on a mission to win, and I’m gonna win so much, I’ll make every damn A**hole in this competition cry tears of agony. Jeff Probst: Welp, can’t talk all day it’s time for tribes. Grace, Matrix, Janet, Kansas, Zion, Anna, David, Joey, and Arthur, You will form...the Pueblo Tribe! Diego, Austin, Logan, Tanya, PJ, Alice, Johnathan, and Yvette, you will form... the Navajo Tribe!