Board Thread:Season Rankings/@comment-24899664-20141222121159

Seeing that it only says that we can rank seasons or castaways in the season without saying whether it be canon or fanon, I am going to share my canon ranking here with you. I will also update this with each new season.

29: Thailand (Season 5)

This season is the only season in the history of Survivor that I haven't been able to watch until the end, I missed the last two episodes before the finale. Why? This season was so boring. There were no strategic moves made, alliances that were formed on Day 1 never broke and stupid players destroyed what could've been a great season. I only liked the location tbh. :D The winner was a jackass, a strategic one at least though.

Highlights:

-Ghandia and Ted having an argument over the latter wanting to sexually abuse the former. I found this to be the only interesting situatuin this season has brought us.

-Shii Ann being ousted as a schemer because of the production throwing a fake merge.

28: Redemption Island (Season 22)

This is a season that I don't like on paper more than I do in reality. I think it was great for the way one player dominated the game and became the mos badass winner ever but that's also where the season sucked. The production only focused on Boston Rob through the whole season and no one else was looked at as being a good player. People tend to dislike this season because of RI, but I actually like that twist.

Highlights:

-Russell Hantz, the biggest, baddest villain ever getting voted out third and then crying over it at Redemption Island.

-Ashley becoming a force to be reckoned with at the end, coming from a girl that had more similar with a pillow than a person to a kickass goddess.

-The Phillip-Steve feud over rice that got turned into a racial argument. I wasn't on either side, I felt like both men have acted childish on this one.

27: Palau (Season 10)

I was half asleep throughout the whole season. Yeah, there is something about the way Ulong was decimated to just one person, Stephenie, one of my all time faves, but then again it made the season so boring. Plus I never really liked anybody on Koror except for Coby and Janu. So, why does this season rank above the other two? The last three episodes. They were all so interesting and the curiosity about whether Katie was gonna turn the game or not made me interested. If it weren't for those last three episodes though, this season would be fighting with Thailand for last. The winner was very self-righteous and entitled.

Highlights:

-This season clearly showing us all the ways of quitting with Jeff asking to get voted out, Ashlee not caring to be voted out and Janu simply quitting.

-Stephenie staying as the last member of Ulong, clearly proving that women are as strong, if not stronger than men. This girl is the main reason I kept watching this season.

-Gregg plotting with Coby, Janu, Jenn and Caryn against Tom and Ian and then voting out the people that could've helped him, relying on Katie and then getting fucked up just by that person.

-Katie making me entertained during the last three episodes with not trusting Ian and wreaking havoc with Caryn and Jenn.

26: Panama (12)

I feel like this season isn't bad at all, it just never gains momentum. The annoying people dominate the game and the do-gooders are voted off one by one. This season, however, gave me my favorite castaway of all time, Cirie Fields. I still can't believe how the woman that was afraid of LEAVES could make it to the Final Four and be voted out as the biggest threat to win the game. I also loved Terry who dominated the challenge and was the only opposition to the Casaya tribe. The winner was okay.

Highlights:

-The idiotic ways of the castaways this season that kept me shaking my head. Bobby drinking wine, Shane phoning using a rock, Courtney creating a Zen garden, etc.

-Cirie creating her own chaos, going from the ultimate underdog to a motherfucking queen who made the biggest two moves of the season by eliminating the two people everybody wanted to use as goats, Courtney and Shane.

-Terry dominating the challenges and having the super-idol which basically kept him there until the end just to get voted off by the anger impersonated into a human being, Danielle.

-Aras-Terry feud that made me dislike both of them a bit, yet it made me root for Terry to beat Aras, which didn't happen.

25: The Australian Outback (2)

I do like this season, I love it because it was so great and it was just the second season but then again nothing much happened. Jerri was the main antagonist this season and I loved how she was the one that made this season what it was. I also liked the paralel between her and Colby, the good guy. I also liked the Tribal Council where the two tribes tied votes. I enjoyed this season but slept through the last five episodes so it bored me. I love Tina though and that's why this season is so high up.

Highlights:

-Jerri arguing over basically everything with Keith, Tina, Colby and even Alicia. I liked how this was the first time I saw somebody be painted in a negative light on Survivor and I liked them.

-Colby being the opposition to Jerri, actually playing the game hard by letting himself get convinced by Elisabeth to take out Jerri.

-Tina winning.

24: Borneo (1)

The first season ever. I am not so comitted to having this season up in the Top Ten of my ranking because it was the first season. It is mainly because this wasn't the first season I ever watched so I am not as emotionally attached to it. I love this season mainly for creating strategy, not just Hatch but even Colleen and Jenna trying to make the alliance of underdogs against the Tagi four with Sean and Gervase. The winner was great, I hated the indecisive runner-up.

Highlights:

-The first ever season!

-The first ever blindside when Gretchen was taken down in a Tribal Council where almost every single person got votes.

23: Marquesas (4)

This season was really good. This was the first time when sub-alliances took over the main tribal lines and the mean Rotu four fell down like pieces of domino. I loved John, the best villain to ever be on the show to me, and Kathy, the first one that went from annoying cuckoo lady to the queen. I also really liked Boston Rob having all the control in the old Maraamu which he basically got by having sex with Sarah. The winner sucked but she was at least a nice person.

Highlights:

-The powershift when the mean Rotu four got broken down by Neleh, Paschal and the fakest person to ever be on Survivor and also the single one person I hate more than anybody in the history of Survivor, Zoe Zanidakis.

-Boston Rob being the puppetmaster for his first time. I couldn't believe how well he persuaded people to vote with him.

-Kathy going from the outsider crazy woman to the one calling the shots, gaining respect from everybody on the jury and then getting taken out by Vecepia.

-Sean never failing to entartain me.

-John being the most villains person to be on Survivor until this season. He sort of controlled the votes and then got taken out for it after taking out Boston Rob for that same reason.

22: One World (24)

This season is usually hated by the fans and I never understood why. Yes, the guys got taken out one by one and the women controlled the votes and Kim made this season really predictable but the pre-merge has been one of the best of any season of Survivor. Colton was really annoying but I loved watching the fall of his kingdom. I also really liked that Kim won this season. You think Boston Rob is the best player ever? This woman did what he did in just one season.

Highlights:

-Kim winning this game after absolutely demolishing anybody else's chances by making bold moves, winning several immunity challenges and making others believe all the crap she was saying.

-Alicia being the most vile and disgusting woman to ever be on Survivor, yet me cheering her just because she was the only one of the women to ever consider blindsiding Kim.

-Tarzan entertaining the crap out of me. He was the comic relief and it worked for me. I love this guy!

-Kat getting blindisided after saying that she enjoys blindsides. How does it feel to be on the other side of it, Kat?

-The pre-merge being a clusterfuck, begginning with Sabrina giving the idol to Colton to Colton going home with it and screwing Alicia in the game.

THE NEXT UPDATE COMING!

Hint for the next 3: a total powershift, a very personal season and a season with all the biggest players going home early. 