User blog:UnderAPineapple/Pineapple Talk 7: What's Funny

​YOUTUBE IS FUCKED UP!!!

Hello again. This is another Pineapple Talk, but I'm actually not going to be talking about ​Survivor​. There's a lot of shit that's been going on that I want to simply get off my chest.

I have been focusing a lot and observing the whole orb of "YouTube drama" that has been going along, as well as finding shitty feminist youtube channels to cringe at. There's a lot of bullshit that's been going on which I want to voice my opinion on. There are 6 YouTube channels in particular, which I'm extremely agitated about, and if you haven't heard about these yet, I advise you to check them out, but they will make you cringe.

​#1: Prank Invasion 

​​​If you haven't heard of PrankInvasion, it's a channel that has recently been demolished by a bunch of YouTubers, and rightly so. For a few years, the founder of the channel, Chris Monroe, has been devoted to performing "Kissing Pranks"... whatever the fuck that is.

Basically, Chris wanted to try and make his impressionable fandom of horny 12-year old boys whose parents blocked PornHub, to believe that he was walking around the street, and finding random women, play a "quick game", and then proceed to do a little "something-something". When I say finding random women, I mean looking up Craigslist to find some hot actress to make the little kids get hard. It's basically pornography on YouTube, and how he managed to slip through the cracks for that long is beyond me.

I have a huge problem with Prank Invasion because even though his channel is deader than my grandfather's sperm count, he still manages to make a lot of money off of his "brand" of "seducing women". His content is shit, and to be quite honest with you, I'd rather watch my first season of Survivor ​in it's entirety, than give this horny fuck a second of my time. Moral of the story, if you want to view sexual content, YouTube will always be there to flip off their own guidelines.

​#2: Riley Dennis

​Riley Dennis, a transgender "woman", has been under fire lately for her comments on the Charlottesville incident, in which she bashed President Donald Trump for claiming faults on "both sides". I've had a lot of problems with this "woman" for a while, and the reason I use quotes is because Riley is only claiming to be a woman, I don't believe I've seen one video of her explaining about gender reassignment surgery. You know, when you BECOME ​the opposite gender.

Riley is the shining example of why people are strongly against left wing political ideologies. As someone who's a little more on the right, I can safely say that I have no problem if someone is a left-winger or a right-winger, considering I believe that character matters more than physical appearance. But Riley is providing false narratives to her fans that makes people on the right, and anyone who doesn't agree with her, seem like racists, sexists, and homophobes. If you're going to use those high-caliber accusations, you better back your damn facts up, and not say "He (Trump) said things that I don't agree with". Shut the fuck up, and go back to Tumblr. Facts matter more than feelings.

One more thing about this twat before I move on. She made a video that had the title "We Must Protect our First Amendment", but then she basically took a giant shit on anyone with opposing opinions by saying that people who supported Trump are ALL ​white supremacists. Generalizing that supporters of Trump are either stupid, or hateful, is incredibly hypocritical to say, and is a point that proves why our country is so divided.

​#3: Jake Paul 

​The man, the myth, the overused meme. Jake Paul is a little cunt with little to no self awareness. Before I tear Jake Paul a new asshole, I want to explain that I am not saying that all Jake Paul fans are idiots, because that would contradict the last thing I said about Riley Dennis, which would make ​me ​seem like a hypocrite.

Jake Paul was a former vine star (aka STD provider), who, after the 2016 Vine shutdown, moved on to show his "talents" to YouTube. Ever since, he has developed a business with the diabetic Jimmy Neutron (Nick Crompton) called "Team 10". They called it Team 10 because the average age number of their fan base is 10 years old. Around June, he got notoriety for releasing North Korea's new torture method, "It's Everyday Bro", which spawned countless memes, a shit ton of diss tracks, and my unsuccessful suicide attempt (don't take that last part seriously)

Recently, Jake Paul has been exposed for lying about an incident, in which another YouTube personality, was alleged to have hit one of his assistants. Proof is in the pudding that Jake was being a lying asshole about this. #1, Nick Crompton tweeted to the YouTuber, that the assistant told him that it was an accident​. But Jake wanted a few more views, so he decided to make it appear that this YouTuber deliberately ​assaulted the assistant. That alone, proves that he's a lying cunt.

Jake also likes to cause a lot of drama, not only online, but around his neighborhood. He has rented a house in Los Angeles next to a bunch of normal everyday(bro) neighbors, and has since, set his furniture and swimming pool on fire, caused a bunch of pre-teens to show up at his door everyday(bro), and he has made sure to stay relevant by using clickbait titles.

I have a problem with Jake, not because of his content, even though I think it's shit. I believe that it's ridiculous that companies such as YouTube and Disney, are putting this douchebag at such a high caliber to fame. YouTube has this thing in which I like to call "the Money Magnet". Jake is right now at an approximate 10,000,000 subscribers, and companies are looking to see trending topics on the media to be able to benefit their products. Since Jake Paul joins a variety of famous YouTubers, he has since been on TV shows like Bizaardvark, and the Teen Choice Awards. The fact of the matter is, Jake is not worthy of 10M subscribers, and the reason to that is, he lies to his audience, he starts fake drama, his brand of "entertainment" is targeted towards little kids with low self-esteem, and he delivered the worst rap song since Meek Mill's "Wanna Know". I'm done talking about this bastard.

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'''​That is going to do it for this blog post. I might make some more of these rants, but this is something I desperately wanting to get off my chest. Thank you for reading.'''