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Johnny and Lesli enter the jury house! Should be interesting. Enjoy!

Johnny's Arrival
(All the jurors are sitting on the couch having a good time. Arnold's anger has passed.)

[NOTE: THE GAME BELOW IS NOT MY IDEA. CREDIT TO JAKETOBY, HE INVENTED IT HIS CURRENT FANON SEASON.]

Joanne: (laughing) Ok, that is TOTALLY Taylor.

Taylor: Yeah, you do a really good impression of me, Joseph. Arnold, you're up.

Arnold: Ok! Uhmm...."Yasss another jajal person went! Now I can do jury management and say I'll iss em and try to make up new names for the dead alliance!"

(All the jurors burst out laughing.)

Joanne: Damn son! That is Lesli but going in for the JAJAL attack!

Arnold: (shrugs) We all know it's true.

(Suddently, the TV goes off, and the laughter dies.)

Lydia: Welp....it's time. Really quick tho, we all want and think Johnny's gone, except for you Taylor, but if he is immune, who do we think and want?

Taylor: I think Hazel and want it to be Hazel.

Lydia: I think it's Hazel too, but I want it to be a Simini person.

Arnold: Ok, do we all think it would be Hazel?(Everyone nods) Great. I hope it's Hazel or Debrah.

Samantha: Hazel.

Joanne and Joseph: Hazel.

(The TV goes off again, louder.)

Arnold: Guess we gotta go. "Let's hope it's a JAJAL member!"

(Everyone laughs again, and the show fades to Joseph in his plaid shirt. When the jury sees Hazel with immunity, they all grin, except for Taylor who frowns.)

Jeff: Ok. Amber, this morning was the loved ones visit, and you weren't selected.

(Samantha's jaw drops. Joseph shakes his head, angry about falling one day short from the loved ones visit.)

Amber: Yeah I was definitely dissapoined. I just don't get how Lesli thought I'llbringing Johnny was the smarter move.

(Lesli stares quizzically....then stands and walks over to Hazel and whispers in her ear. Johnny goes over to Amber and whispers. Debrah leans over to whisper to Amanda, who whispers back. Hazel then whispers to Johnny. Johnny whispers back and Hazel nods. He then goes and whispers to Lesli, and Hazel whispers to Amanda. Amanda is confused, and whispers back. Lesli whispers to Amber, then Johnny. Then, everyone sits. Jeff eye's are wide. Taylor is cackling like a madman. Samantha's eyes are slits as she stares don Johnny, trying to figure out what just happened.)

Jeff: ...Wow. Johnny, what just happened?

Johnny: Tribal council happened, Jeff. Tribal council happened.

(Debrah nods.)

Jeff: Ok, it is time to vote. Amber, you're up.

(Amber goes to vote. The jury whispers among each other trying to understand how the vote will end up. When Lesli plays a fake idol, Taylor smiles, thinking she will go. Arnold, Lydia, Joanne, and Joseph's faces all go neutral.)

Jeff: Ok, I'll read the votes...

First vote...

LESLIE

(Lesli, keeping her eyes on Jeff, flips off Amanda.)

Amanda: Do that again and I'll break that finger.

(Taylor laughs.)

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Amanda

(Amanda shakes her head. Taylor and Lydia grin. The jury members from JAJAL and Samantha look worried.)

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Amanda :( That's 2 votes for Amanda, 1 vote for Lesli.

(Amanda frowns. Johnny grins.)

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Johnny <3 That's 2 votes Amanda, 1 vote Lesli, 1 vote Johnny.

(Johnny nods, expecting a vote but confident in his plan.)

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JOHNNY!!! We're tied, 2 votes Johnny, 2 votes Amanda, 1 vote Lesli, 1 vote left.

(Fear strikes Johnny. He looks around trying to figure out if he pulled off a blindside....or if he is finally out. The expressions on the jury switch. Samantha and JAJAL are now grinning. Taylor is now very worried. Lydia is the only one who didn't change. Once again, it's a win win if Johnny or Amanda goes.)

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12th person voted out of Survivor: Man vs Machine, and the 7th member of our jury...

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JOHNNY B.

Jeff: Johnny. I need you to bring me your torch.

(Johnny nods. He stands up. Taylor buries his face in his hands. All the other jurors are smiling.)

Johnny: I wish I could say I have an advantage up my sleeve, but this time I don't. Amanda, don't blame Lesli for the idol thing, it was my idea to save myself.

Amanda: Mother of god, you broke JAJAL.

(Johnny grins one last time and brings his torch to Jeff.)

Jeff: Johnny, the tribe has spoken.(snuffs his torch) Time for you to go.

(As Johnny exits, everyone breaks into applause. Taylor whoops and Lydia whistles. Johnny waves goodbye to the clapping jury and contestants, and walks down the path to the Final Words booth. Denekaw leaves and Jeff faces the jury.)

Jeff: This will be interesting. Head on down to the boat.

(The jury nods. Samantha leads the way. Johnny meets them as they walk down.)

Johnny: Hey everybody!

Jury: Johnny!

(Everyone hugs Johnny, despite their rivalries.)

TBC