Talk:Dahlia Hallman/@comment-26485526-20170430214753

Zzzzzzzzzzz...*wakes up*

Uuugh, did Dahlia stop talking willingly? Or did someone get duct tape?

Seriously, she goes on and on about mundane garbage. Nobody gives a shit about the fact that she blames two people that don't even know she exists for why she doesn't grade her papers or tests on time, or the fact that they keep her entertained when all she wants to do is eat ice cream in front of the television after the cardboard cut-out of [Insert name of male celebrity that's half her age here] dumps her. I feel sorry for the poor students that are forced to put up with all her bullshit.

Dahlia also claims that she can be "very, sneaky, sneaky". Umm... no she can't because she's always yapping, yapping!

Further, she doesn't remind me of Kass McQuillen at all, to me, she seems like the demonic offspring that would be produced if Debbie Wanner and Andrew Savage had a baby!

Lastly:

"I know which strategies work and which don't."

Ummm... no, she doesn't. Nobody that doesn't know when to shut up has ever won the game. So unless she covers her mouth with duct tape for 39 days, she'll likely get the boot pre-merge.