If I Could, I Would Slap Her

This is the 1st episode of (Survivor: Japan - Brain vs Brawn vs Beauty)

Challenges
Reward/Immunity Challenge: Climb The Moutains Four members of each tribe would race across A-frames, grabbing bags of puzzle piecees. At the end of the cours, two remaining members will solve a puzzle which represents name of their tribe. Reward: Fire-making kit (1st), Flint (2nd) Winner: TBA

Day #1
The scene opens up to show three boats coloured brown,pink and grey each having six people on them. The camera first shows the brown boat focusing on blonde-hair girl with green top.

"katana"

- I am so excited to be here, I got myself ready and I´m ready to destroy everyone in my path.

Following Rachel´s confessional, the camera shows a african.american woman cutting into her confessional.

"katana"

- Watching my tribe, there are some strong dudes but other two girls? Not really, mainly the blondie because she looks like a damn barbie and that´s not brawn sweetheart, I think she is on the wrong tribe.

After Megan´s confessional the camera follows the pink boat where the beauty tribe was sitting waiting and it shows brown haired girl who was playing with her hair.

"sakura"

- Watching my tribe there are really good looking but I think we can use this to get a leg up, I mean we know brains are smart and brawn are strong but beauty has it all but we are better looking then both of those tribes, so watch out

The camera shows Jeff and every castaway walked on their mat.

Jeff Probst: Welcome to Survivor: Japan- Brain Vs Brawn Vs Beauty.

Everyone started cheering and clapping. Soon everyone was starting to look at their soon to be competitors

Jeff Probst: Well you look happy but we have to get to the first twist.

After Jeff´s word everyone stood in shock with eyes widen.

"katana"

- He´s kidding right? I mean we don´t even know each other, why you trying to twist us already, no thank you I don´t want twist. Atleast if it won´t help me (Shurgs)

Jeff Probst: Now I need every tribe to pick their leader. Go on.

Every tribe despite in shock started discussing their new leader and while brain and brawn were both quick to finish beauty was taking some time where both Jimmy and Caleb wanted to leading position. After couple of minutes the beauty decided too.

Jeff Probst: Alright, Brawn tribe who is your leader?

Jeff asks and looks at brown mat and tall brown-haired man with black top steps foward with small grin on his face.

Jeff Probst: Tall guy. What´s your name?

Scott (Smirking): My name is Scott, Jeff.

Jeff looked at the grey mat.

Jeff Probst: So Brain who is your leader?

African-american woman steps foward.

Stephanie: If you wonder Jeff, my name is Stephanie.

Stephanie says and Jeff simply smiles at her reply, after her reply it cuts to her confessional.

"fuji"

- I was not suprised at all that I was picked, because clearly I am the smartest in this interesting looking cast and to be perfectly honest who else should my tribe pick cause the grandparents are for sure are not capable of anything and that other girl looks like she still lives with her mommy and daddy

Jeff Probst: And last but not least Beauty tribe who did you pick?

Caleb: Me Jeff, name is Caleb

Jeff nods and the three leaders take one step foward and Jeff smiles

Jeff Probst: Now onto the other part of the twist. Leaders you will pick who in your opinion is the weakest link in your tribe.

The camera shows Rachel who covered her face and after that she makes a loud sigh.

"katana"

- You´ve got to be kidding me, it´s clear as a day that he will pick me cause (Mocking tone) Haha she is blonde so that means she is weak haha (Normal tone) I don´t want to go out so early no thank you. I will kill someone if I am first one out.

After Rachel´s confessional camera shows the three leadres scanning their tribes.

Jeff Probst: So Scott who is in your opinion weakest?

Scott points to Rachel and says

Scott: Blondie, sorry.

Rachel rolls her eyes and walks next to Jeff without even talking

Rachel (Annoyed): By the way, Blondie has a name and It´s Rachel.

Jeff looks at Stephanie and ask her same question and Stephanie smiles.

Stephanie: The lady with nice blue necklase, I am really sorry.

Lilah sighs and Jeff asks her about her name

Lilah: Lilah, Jeff

"fuji"

- I am really sad, I didn´t want to be first out but now it´s happening I am leaving and (Sobs) I didn´t even get to play yet. This sucks. This honestly sucks and I hope somebody will take her out asap.

Lastly Jeff looks at Caleb and he straith shoots out.

Caleb: Jessica! Jessica nods and she walks and hugs other two girls while rest of the cast was suprised how fast Caleb was with his desicion.

Jeff Probst: Alright, now all you picked weakest will go to your camp early and will make desicion which will hurt the camp or not.

Three ladies smiles and rest of their tribemates roll their eyes. Helicopter lands down and Jessica,Lilah and Rachel all walk in. Jeff looks at remaining castaways

Jeff Probst: Sadly for you, you will have to walk to your tribe, Here are you maps.

Camera cuts to the shot of Katana or Brawn beach where we can see Rachel walk with her bag.

Rachel: This is it.

Rachel soon notcie a note hanging on flag. She looks at it and starts reading it, scene cuts to her confessional

"katana"

- I got to our beach which looks beautiful but I saw a note which game me the option to pick extra bag of rice or clue to idol, now I am sure lot of you smart-ass will scream what a idiot I am for picking the rice but they already know me as weak one in their eyes and last thing I want is to make my target bigger than needed, so I will work hard on the shelter and then I will try to make a sollid majority alliance with anyone who is willing to. Sounds like a plan. (Smiles)

Next scene shows Rachel starting to work on shelter, gathering supplies and looking at all tools she has that she can use. The scene cuts to next scene which shows Lilah reading same note as Rachel did.

Lilah: I am for sure picking the clue. Let´s read this. ''You want power and safety? Then never forget that third time is charm if you want to find your charm then ask tree for help.'' What does this mean?

Camera follows Lilah into the woods where she searches every tree she finds after few minutes she starts to panic, walking faster and being more freak out as she crumbels to the ground on her knees.

"fuji"

- (Sobs) I don´t understand the clue at all, I mean if I don´t want to cry but (Starts to cry) I am sorry but I cannot go home first. I need to find this damn thing because these could be my last days. Sorry

Beauty

Scene transitions to Jessica in beauty camp who is trying to find the idol just as Lilah, the scene cuts to her confessional

"sakura"

- I am really focused on this idol cause I have limited time. If I feel like it´s has been too long I will stop but I have a perfect lie. I will say I could pick the supplies for shelter or clue and of course the not smart girl wanted to help her tribe but I have to sell as much as I can or else it won´t work. I am working on this clue and I am repeating "Third time is charm" cause it has to be important.

Next scene shows Jessica still searching for the idol, but then she stops noticing a tree with big three branches, she slowly walks toward this tree and put her hand in the hole in the tree.

Jessica: Please work! Work

She takes her hand out of the the hole and she has wraped paper, she starts to jump as camera walks litle away from her. She starts to unwrap the paper and see a tree-shaped necklase with paper. She takes the paper and she reads with her voice shaking with exciment.

Jessica (Excited): YES! Congratulation you found hidden immunity idol. Oh my god, thank god.

"sakura"

- OH MY GOD! I have the hidden immunity idol, so if they want to get rid of me, sorry but that will be hard now with this amazing looking tree necklase. Baby I ain´t going home first, WOO!

Jessica is shown walking to the tribe flag and she sees in distance her tribemate, she starts to wave at them and Julia starts running toward her.

Julia (Hugging Jessica): Hey.

Jessica hugs Julia back and rest of the tribe gets to the flag, everyone starts hugging each other and being happy they get to play Survivor. Caleb hugs Jessica and he apologizes to her for picking her as the weakest.

Jessica: So guys, I need to tell you what was here when I came, I could pick either idol clue or supplies for shelter which you can see what I picked.

Everyone hugs Jessica and thanks her for not being selfish.

Caleb: I think we should formally introdoce our self.

Whole tribe agreed with Caleb and Caleb stars first.

Caleb: Well my name is Caleb, I am twenty-one and I am lap dancer.

Camera shows Julia and Nicol giggle a litlle and Dominick staring at Caleb, cutting into his confessional.

"sakura"

- Caleb is hot and ugh, I could sing about him all day, everything about him is so perfect right now and I hope he has amazing personallity too. That would be cherry top on this amazing cake.

Julia: My name is Julia and I am fashion designer.

Jessica: I am Jessica aka the weakest (giggles) kidding and I am singer.

Jimmy: I am Jimmy and I am youtuber.

While rest of the tribe starts to ask Jimmy questions, Caleb just rolls his eyes followed by his confessional.

"sakura"

- Why would anyone care, I mean we have singer here and fashion designer but looks like we care about a fu****g youtuber, why? Honestly why do we care that much?

Nicole: So I am Nicole Brown and I´m like a model you know. So hope you won´t look at me for too long. (Smiles and winks)

Dominick: My name is Dominick, I am student and I am gay.

Caleb´s eyes were wide open at Dominick´s sentence and he replies shortly after

Caleb: Me too.

This is follwed by Dominick´s confessional

"sakura"

- Caleb is gay. OH my god, I can and will scream. How someone that hot can even exist, please someone tell me or else I´ll pass out because I could die just watching him

Julia: So how are we gonna do it? Shelter, I mean.

Everyone decided it will be best to work all on the shelter. Camera follows Julia and Nicole who starts to talk

Julia: So, I really like you and I think we should make an alliance. You and I.

Nicole: OMG. Yas! I would love to be in alliance with you like you and I to the end. We should have some amazing name like. (Starts to think) I have it! FABG.

Julia (Trying not to laugh): FABG, what does that means?

Nicole (Confident): Fabulous,Amazing,Beautiful,Girls, in short FABG.

"sakura"

- When Nicole and I walked to get firewood, I knew that this was my chance to get into alliance with her and now we have amazing alliance with name of FABG (Laughs) Sorry, the name gets me everysingle time I think about it. I am happy I made a final two deal with somebody cause I think Nicole could be very loyal and I need those people with me and if I can get two more I will have the majority.

Julia (Looking around): So who do you also like? From the tribe?

Nicole: Well since we are FABG, I really think Jessica could be handy and I like Jimmy because he seems like cool dude to hang around.

Julia: We will destroy this game, girl.

After they conversation they fist bump.

"sakura"

- So Julia came to me and I like am totally down for our amazing alliance "FABG" because trust me we will destroy the game and I cannot like wait to see our damage we can do.

Next scene shows rest of the tribe working on the shelter and it get closer to Dominick and Caleb who are talking together while working

Caleb: So when did you came out?

Dominick (Blusing a litlle): Aroud sixteen and suprisingly nobody bullied me, well I mean people made some gay jokes but nothing that would or could hurt me, how ´bout you?

Caleb:My parrents threw me out of the house when I came out. Now I´m all alone.

Dominick covers his mouth in shock and starts to tear up.

Dominick: Sorry, I didin´t-

Caleb (Cutting Dominick off): It´s okay, you are cool guy, ya´know

After their coversation they hug and camera shows Jessica and Jimmy with worried look followed by Jessica´s confessional.

"sakura"

- To be getting this close on day one. It does worry me a lot if there will need to be made some alliance or anything to counter that because I am worried that those won´t be able to be split. I mean they already have lot that they share, they live in same city,they are both gay and from what I heard they do like lot of same things. This is great for me because it means I would not maybe need to waste my idol so fast.

Jessica: Boys I will check on the girls, be right back.

There is shot of all guys nodding and Jessica walks into the woods.

"sakura"

- I for sure need to tell the girls that Dominick and Caleb are getting to comfortable and that truly worries me, so I need to talk to them and see where they stand on this whole mess that´s going on.

Following Jessica´s confessional the next shot shows Julia talking with Nicole whit gathering firewood.

Jessica: Girls, I need to talk to you.

Julia (Confused): What is it?

Jessica: You need to know that there are some cuddling going on in the camp.

Nicole (Shocked): Caleb and Dominick?

Jessica (Breathing heavily): Yes, they are already hugging.

Next shot shows Caleb and Dominick hugging cutting into Julia´s confessional

"sakura"

- After what Jess told us, I knew that FABG needs to happen asap or else this soon to be love-pair will try to control everybody here and that´s last thing anyone here wants, so I am really glad that it looks like we are forced to be with Jessica and Jimmy because that´s who we wanted in our alliance anyway.

Julia: Well let´s talk about it later okay?

Jessica nods and all girls return back to the camp where the guys where still working on the shelter and the scene gets cut to the next tribe.

Brawn

Next scene shows shoot of Brawn beach where Rachel is still working on the shelter making decent progress, while she isn´t paying attention Musa scares her by jumping on here

Rachel (Freaked out): Oh my god you are here?

Everyone nods and Musa looks at the shelter that Rachel so far made.

Musa (Suprised): Wow. Good job Rachel, so far looking good.

Rachel: Thank you, I could pick between extra rice of bag and idol clue, I picked rice of bag.

Everybody hugs Rachel for caring about the tribe. Cutting into Rachel´s Confessional

"katana"

- The fact those guys told my shelter looks good,in my head I´m like "Really? I think it looks like poop." but okay (laughs), I need to start making relationships soon and Musa seems as most kind towards me at this point so we´ll see

Scott: Well thanks to you Rachel we won´t have that many probelms when it comes to finishing shelter also sorry for picking you the weakest.

Rachel nods and next is shown Megan making weird faces.

"katana"

- Why the f**k he´s apologizing to her, she is weak, yes she is, so I don´t understan why (Mocking tone) Oh blondie sorry I picked you the weakest even if you are. (Throws her arm in air) Like okay whatever bitch.

Aras: Well anyway I think we can split four to two because we need fire, so split up would be good..

Musa: I agree, I can go if that´s fine.

Scott: Okay I´ll go too.

The two disappear in the woods and Megan stares at direction where the two headed, raising an eybrown.

Brad: So Rachel let us help you with the shelter.

While Aras,Rachel and Brad are working hard to finish other half of shelter Megan start to go into woods following Scott and Musa, scene quickly shows the three working on shelter notice that Megan is away.

Rachel (Confused): Where is Megan?

Aras (Uninterested): I dunno.

"katana"

- So we are working on the shelter and out of nowhere Megan decided to be like "Hmm no, I will walk away, bye! I am honestly confused where and why she left but if it will put target on her back, only better for me. Thanks Megan for not making me biggest target.

Scene follows Scott and Musa gathering supplies

Musa: So what do you back home?

Scott: I am police officer.

Musa: Wow! I was expecting something like some jock or stupid thing like that.

Scott (Laughs): Do not worry, I am not that type of person. So what do you do?

Musa: Well I´m personal trainer. Nothing interesting to be honest.

Scott: Well I think we have enough.

The scene shows Megan hiding behind trees, Scott and Musa not noticing her, then Megan´s confessional is shown.

"katana"

- Look how cute they are trying to get to know each other, as far as I know this is game not blind date, so it doesn´t make sence for me to spy on them when they are kissing each other asses right now. I honestly am only one playing this game. I am so ready to get to the final it´s not even funny.

Megan return back to the three who are still working on shelter

Rachel: Where did you leave Megan?

Megan (Rolls her eyes): Why you care?

Rachel (Offended): Whatever.

Scott and Musa returns with ther supplies and the brawn continue to do the finishing touches to the shelter.

Brain

Next scene shows the Brain tribe where Lilah stops searching for idol and starts to work on shelter cutting into her confessional

"fuji"

- I had small breakdown but now my head is back in the game which is what I need, I calm down and I need to make like I´ve worked a bit. I will try to get someone´s trust by sharing the clue which will be massive risk but it´s a risk I have to take or else I am out.

Rest of the Brains makes their way to the camp

Stephanie (Annyoed): Just as I was thinking, you made almost nothing here

Liz (Defencive): Well you picked her to go first out, so I do understand that she wouldn´t really want to make shelter to the tribe that wants her out.

Stephanie looks suprised by Liz´s argument following with her confessional.

"fuji"

- Who is this granny thinking she is? I made a comment that everyone should agree with but not Liz, she is like Oh poor Lilah, like who the fuck cares about her if we loose, she is going home. Sorry not sorry. By her I mean Lilah just so you know.

Lilah: Anyway, does anyone go with me to the well cause when I was trying to find it, I well did find it.

Marcus: I wanna go cause I need to re-fill my water.

Both of them walk into the woods and Lilah taps on Marcus´s shoulder making him stop

Marcus: What is it?

Lilah: I need to show you something.

Lilah reaches into her pocket and shows Marcus, the clue as he reads it, he says to Lilah

Marcus: Thanks for sharing. I could try to help you with it.

"fuji"

- The fact that Lilah showed me the idol clue is really amazing and I won´t use it agianst her cause I will expose myself in that process too, so I´ll try to find the idol by myself and not tell it to anyone but I´ll try to see if working with Lilah may be usefull.

Lilah and Marcus gets to the well and Marcus re-fills water and he is shown watching around trying to find the idol.

Lilah: We should work on the shelter before we go on the idol hunt.

Marcus (Nodding): Yeah. Well let´s go.

"fuji"

- I know that Marcus will not share it with me but if he is gonna say that I have the clue, he will also paint the target on him because I could lie about the fact how he knows it, that said if anyone will find the idol besides me, I am glad I will know who it will be

After Lilah´s confessional they go back to the tribe where everyone is working on the shelter. After some houra of working a darknes covered the whole sky and Stephanie says.

Stephanie: As a leader I decided that we should go to sleep for now.

This is followed by a quick shot at Liz cutting into her confessional.

"fuji"

- Who does this girl think she is? Yes, we picked you as a (Uses fingers to quote) "Leader" but that doesn´t make you one, honestly if I could I would slap her right now because she got on my nerve really quickly and this is day one people, how can you do that on day one. I dunno ask Stephanie cause she for sure knows it well how to annoy people.

All members lay down in the shleter they made for the day and they all say goodnight to each other before trying to go to sleep, after a time skip we can see Marcus getting up and walking into the woods slowly so he would´t bounce into anything.

"fuji"

- I decided to look for the idol and now it´s dark but not enough that I couldn´t see the shape of the trees and other big things in my way, so I need to try this and I will see how this goes but now it´s perfect time because nobody will follow me and I really need that for my game because people knowing I have idol puts a massive target on my back.

Marcus continued to look around but not being able to find anything for while.

Marcus (Focused): I cannot give up now, I have to find this.

Marcus starts to cheer himself on until he stumbles upon weird looking tree.

Marcus: I should try this one.

Marcus tries to find any spot where anything could be hid and he finds a hole where he is searching for anything, until his fingers stumbels onto a wraped paper, he takes it out and yells

Marcus (Excited): YES!

Soon after he covers his mouth, and he starts to look around

Marcus: Okay I´ll read you tomorrow for now you´ll stay in my pocket litlle boy.

Marcus puts the wrapped paper into his pocket and starts to walk carefully to camp camera cutting into comercial break.

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