Will Donovan

 is a contestant from Survivor: Bermuda - Brain vs Brawn vs Beauty.

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Name (Age): Will Donovan (30)

Tribe Designation: Stovel

Current Residence: Orlando, Florida.

Occupation: Topless Waiter

Claim to Fame: "Accidentally" spilling a full plate of spaghetti and meatballs on a radical feminist because she pissed me off. She came to dine at our restaurant and complained that our female workers were being sexually exploited, but didn't have a problem with the men going around shirtless. She and I got heated and she was annoying me, so I unapologetically took my revenge. Had to pay for her dry cleaning and I nearly got fired, but she deserved it.

Inspiration in Life: My girlfriend, Penelope. She's teaching me to be more tolerant, flexible and accepting of other people and I love her with all my heart. I'm doing this so we can start a life together.

Hobbies: Watching crime shows (I rarely watch TV, but when I do, it's crime shows), pissing off radical left-wing Social Justice Warriors on the internet because their rage provides my humour for the day, spending time with Penelope.

Pet Peeves: People who are radical in their political views (seriously, no one cares), attention-seekers, people who are so stupid they can't do basic tasks.

3 Words to Describe You: Driven, cutthroat, intimidating

If You Could Have Three Things on the Island, What Would They Be and Why: 1) A stress ball or something similar to take my frustrations out on, so I don't screw my game by taking frustrations out on people who annoy me. 2) A book to read, so I've got something to do when I'm bored or when people are annoying me. 3) A pillow so I can at least be comfortable.

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Todd Herzog. I see what I want, I know what I have to do, I figure out how to do it and I damn well do it.

Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: To win. End of discussion. I won't accept anything less. Why You Will "Survive" SURVIVOR: I'm confident and driven in everything I do, so I'll never give up and I'll always figure out a way to succeed.

Why You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: Because I want it. When I want something, I'll do everything to get it. I terrify people with how determined I am. You threaten me, you go. That's it. I don't care if we're allies or not. I'd hit you with a truck if it meant getting what I want. I'm going to be Sole Survivor because I'm going to destroy anyone who gets in my way. It's that simple.