Hans Kohlschreiber

 is a contestant from Survivor: Upolu.

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Name (Age): Hans Kohlschreiber (34)

Tribe Designation: TBD

Current Residence: Scottsdale, Arizona

Occupation: Bartender

Claim to Fame: Being a bartender, you hear a lot of stories. One night some guy came in and he started pouring out his life story to me. I think he was intent on killing himself that night, and I managed to talk him around and set him up with a psychologist friend of mine. I think I saved his life and I still think about it today.

Inspiration in Life: Anyone who can recover from debilitating diseases of the body and the mind. Their new found inspiration for life gives me inspiration.

Hobbies: Impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger (people mistakenly think he's German instead of Austrian), home decorating, watching comedy shows and movies.

Pet Peeves: Holocaust jokes; people who think I'm anti-Semitic because I'm German; racism and intolerance of religion.

3 Words to Describe You: Friendly, sociable and understanding.

If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why: I think I would like to take some decorations to personalise my tribe's shelter. I'd also take something to remind myself of my homeland, maybe a German flag if that's not too eyebrow raising. Finally I think I'd take a big box of crisps to remind myself of the luxuries of home.

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Ethan Zohn. I have the physical ability and social game he possesses. Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: To be remembered as something more than the German bartender.

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I'm very understanding of people and their problems, so people will be able to make a good friend in me. I also know my way around the outdoors so it shouldn't be too much of a challenge.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: I've got the social game to make alliances and the physical game to win myself out of trouble. I think people will respect the way I match those together.