Eddiot Brantley

Elliot "Eddiot" Brantley is a contestant from Survivor: Grenada- Temptations.

Profile
Name (Age): Elliot “Eddiot” Brantley (20)

Tribe Designation: TBD

Current Residence: Long Beach, CA

Occupation: Janitor

Claim to Fame: It’s gotta be being the best freaking janitor in the goddamn business! I mean, sure, I got my foot stuck in the toilet a couple times but believe me when I tell ya’ that nobody can scrub those floors the way I do it. It’s all in the technique, man.

Inspiration in Life: Martin Luther King for sure. Like, his whole “I had a dream” speech really opened up my eyes because before learning about him, I didn’t actually realise other people had dreams. So yeah, he’s definitely changed my life probably the most out of anyone.

Hobbies: Surfing (it’s called Long Beach for a reason), partying, listening to music, and skateboarding.

Pet Peeves: People who look at and talk to me as if I’m some moron, because I’m actually like really smart. Like, do you know how smart you have to be to pass ninth grade? Like pretty freaking smart, right? Obviously I’m no genius like those people that passed tenth but still, I’m not just some dummy you can like walk all over.

3 Words to Describe You: Funny, entertaining, crazy

If You Could Have 3 Things on the Island, What Would They Be and Why: I would take bring an iPod so I can listen to my tunes everywhere I go, some alcohol because everyone needs a good drink every now and then, and a camera because I want my friends and family to see what’s going on.

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: I haven’t really watched the show or anything but one of my friends told me that I look like some guy called Fobio or something. Actually, all my friends started calling me Eddiot instead of Elliot because they feel it matches my personally better, just like people gave Fobio that nickname because it matches his personality better. I’m not sure why they chose Eddiot but they seem to think it’s the funniest thing ever so I’ve been going by it ever since.

Why You Think You'll "Survive" SURVIVOR: I mean, it doesn’t sound all that hard to me. My friends said that this would just be a month getaway at some resort with a bunch of hot chicks, so as long as I’m more hotter than the other guys, this should be a piece of cake.

Why You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: Because I’m young, dumb, and ready to have some fun! Nobody likes some boring ole’ hag who makes everyone feel like crap, so hopefully my great personality will take me to the top, man.

Trivia

 * Eddiot and Mackenzie Streiff are the third and fourth user-submitted castaways for Tangle's fanon series.