Talk:Penelope Oswald/@comment-5277627-20170922142754

Gonna start with this one first because I wanna get it out of the way and never think about this idiot again.

At this point I'm 100% convinced that the creation of this character is an elaborate revenge prank trolling by you to get back at me for bringing Shanniah, Ricky and Veronica into the fanon community because this person is some sort of monstrous genetic splicing of the three that makes me abandon all hope for the human race if such a creature existed.

Seriously, you've got a self-righteous (Shanniah) radical left wing SJW (Veronica) who cries homophobe so much they should do a remake of the Boy Who Cried Wolf called The Girl Who Cried Homophobe (Ricky).

She says she doesn't think she'll piss anyone off but contradicts herself immediately by saying she'll stand up for people being bullied. If her idea of "bullied" is anything like I think it's going to be then dear god she will annoy everyone in existence. I'm almost considering loaning you Will Donovan to make a cameo appearance just to say what we're all thinking. She will be so intolerant of other views and, especially considering there's Republicans and religious people on the island (both of which she seems ridiculously staunchly against), she will infuriate them all.

This woman has one of three possible paths.

1) Has such a fucking horrible social game and is just insufferable that she is eliminated very early. (PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN PLEASE UKE I'M SORRY I CREATED ALL THOSE ASSHOLES AND MADE THEM GO FAR I'M SORRYYYYYY TAKE PITY ON ME)

2) A strong player or someone who has the potential to ruffle feathers recognises that she is a goat and basically the million dollar cheque on a silver platter and drags her miserable ass to day 39. (Please DON'T let this happen DEAR GOD).

3) She makes it to mid-merge and is used as a scapegoat when multiple idols are played and there is a revote, or she is disposed of by the more powerful players to cover their asses because there is fear of idols being played (this one is acceptable).

What kind of hell are you unleashing upon the world?