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Name (Age): Lara Minchie (51)

Personal claim to fame: I shot 'em black deer straight in 'ere head, right between the eyes. Best accuracy in huntin' in mah town.

Inspiration in life: Buddha, I've always wanted tuh be reincarnated into uh flower, wanna see if they feel as high as I am on pot.

Hobbies: Huntin', Sassin', Relaxin'

Pet peeves: People who're too talkative, liah's, thieves, boys, and people who have too many pet peeves.

3 words to describe you: Great, Greatuh, Greatest

SURVIVOR contestant you think you will be most like: I 'on't think there's been a redneck winner, has 'ere? Guess I'm like Ralph, 'en. 'Cept I'mma be more bossy, at my camp I'mma lay down the law, and erryone better listen to me if they wanna keep their heads on their necks, ya know what I'm sayin'?

Reason for being on SURVIVOR: To win, and laugh at 'em losuhs!

What is something that will be hard for you on SURVIVOR: Being social, I'm used to people just like muh, and if you ain't like muh, I don't like ya!

Why you think you will be the sole SURVIVOR: Cuz I got 'em brainz to outsmart errybody. (Ya spell brainz with a z or a l? I's never sure.)

What is your main strategy: To crush mah opposition, whoevuh stands in my way is gettin' voted out, ya hear me?

