Talk:Yoshi Ueno/@comment-32574574-20170801132659

​Honest Interview with Yoshi: 

​I'm not the most personable or likable castaway in the books, we already knew that by my exit. Because I got wrongfully accused of something, I decided to call someone out for being a "whore". Oddly enough, the bitch who wanted to sleep with every man and their KKK costume, supported me in calling this specific lady a whore. By the way, did I mention I voted for that whore in the Final Tribal Council because someone didn't give me an apology that I didn't deserve. I am the Cameron Todd Willingham of Survivor​. If there is any indication from Mario Kart, people would know that my fictional character name will always place last, so I'm pretty damn grateful to be two places ahead of what the last place finish is. The only difference between myself & Cameron Todd Willingham, is when we were both executed (or in my case, voted out), I didn't have a Texas Governor to shove his beliefs down everyone's throats. Instead I had Dora the Explorer's methed-up mother to tell me that I was in the wrong. I played a horrendous social game, and refused to even connect with mostly anyone including the people that had my back. I hate everyone on my show, which makes me believe that I'm an even poorer sport than Oliver Twist. I'm high on shrooms just by speaking to you dickheads.