Talk:Zoologists Would Be Fascinated/@comment-26485526-20170907050215

Isla: (rears back in shock) Oh... god.... really? Like, really seriously legitimately married to an actual, like, living, breathing person who can see?

Veronica: Yes! (giggles)

Isla: Eugh... and you're, like, not keeping him chained up in a basement or anything, right? He's there because he... wants to?

Veronica: (giggles) Of course he is! Isla, you're killing me!

Isla: (repulsed) Oh... god.... what kind of... sick, twisted, horrible world are we living in where you're married and (points to self) this masterful creation is single?

Veronica: (cackling) You are on fire with these jokes, Isla!

Isla: Oh, yes, because that was definitely a joke and I was not at all being serious. (under her breath) Ugly and stupid.

Poor Veronica, thinking Isla is serious!

Seriously though, Isla was fucking hilarious there! But beyond that, Veronica literally started bitching and complaining to Isla when the girl didn't even know her fucking name?!?! Like, I'm sorry, I don't know about anyone else, but at minimum I would want to be on a first name basis with someone before I'd allow them to start bitching and complaining to me.

PLEASE tell me Isla drops Veronica like she's that one ugly guy at the bar that thinks he has a chance with her!