She's Like a Deep Fried Mars Bar

This is the 6th episode of Survivor: Bermuda - Brain vs Brawn vs Beauty!

Challenges
Reward Challenge: Shoulder the Load Two men and one woman from each tribe will have a pole across their shoulders. Each round, weights of 20 lb increments will be added to that pole. The decision about which tribe member gets the weight will be made by the other tribe. When the weight becomes too much to bear, the tribe member will drop the pole and be out of the challenge. The last person left standing wins immunity for their tribe. . Reward: Barbeque feast of steak, sausages, hot dogs, burgers and salad complete with beer and soda Winner: TBD

Immunity Challenge: Phish Farm The tribes would race out into the ocean and climb over and into a bamboo cage. The tribe would then have to untie a door on the cage and drag a fish trap through the door and back to the beach. Once back onto the beach, they must retrieve puzzle pieces inside the fish trap. After that, one member from each tribe must assemble a rotating puzzle. The first tribe to finish wins immunity.

Winner: TBD

Stovel Tribe
(Following Ryan's blindside, the Stovel Tribe return to camp.)

Will: Well, that's what happens when you come after me. (laughs)

Isla: You suck.

Will: So, Isla, you voted for me.

Isla: Ugh, get over it.

Will: (smirks) Oh, I'm over it. I'm well and truly over it. It's not an issue. You made your bed, lie in it.

Isla: Okay, firstly, I have a housekeeper so I don't even make my own bed. Secondly, go make your bed and die in it, bitch.

Will: That's how we're doing this? You put yourself in this position. I'm surprised you expected that you could actually get rid of me.

(Isla walks off in a huff, headed towards the beach. The camera focuses on Will, who has a confident smirk on his face.)

"stovel"

- Kelsie, gone. Bailey, gone. Ryan, gone. Tonight should prove to anyone who's still thinking of coming after me that anyone who so much as dares to even think of it will inevitably perish. I knew that I had Veronica's vote, hook, line and sinker becuase I told her exactly what she wanted to hear. I destroyed Ryan and now there's two people on my tribe- Isla and Xavier- who voted for me and are sitting ducks waiting to be shot. (laughs) Xavier I'm not surprised about because he's a mindless sheep. Am I surprised about Isla? No. She's a self-absorbed whore who believes the world revolves around her and as soon as she found a young, dumb boy who would be hypnotised by her boobs she was going to do everything she could to keep him. Am I irritated? Only that I put up with that narcissistic, lazy princess for fourteen days and single-handedly dragged her to the swap only to have her run the first chance she got. I may have been better to keep Bailey because I could control him through fear, but I'm not dwelling on that because the past is the past and I've found my replacement goat already in Veronica. Getting votes doesn't bother me because I know I've set myself up brilliantly. My alliance are going to stick to me like glue because they've seen first-hand what happens to those who don't. I said in this game I would literally drown people if it meant getting what I wanted and, to no surprise, I've seen how to get my way and I've gotten it. I've set myself up brilliantly and now I'm in full control.

(Following this, the camera focuses on Adrian, Constance and Veronica.)

Adrian: Veronica, I would like to express immense gratitude in regards to your vote aligning with our outlined specifications. Although not our preferred option, I must express I am pleasured with your commitment to abolish the previously withstanding grudges between us and venture forward alongside us in our strategic partnership.

Veronica: You're welcome.

Constance: I have to admit, when you turned down our Xavier plan and said you didn't trust us enough for it, I was worried you were going against us, but you really held firm. I know we treated you poorly  there's a lot to overcome still, but hopefully this is the first step to us forging not just a strong alliance but also a friendship.

Veronica: I want to make one thing very clear to you guys: I did not do this for you. I did it for Will. I still don't trust you guys much at all, although admittedly this helps a little, nor do I even like you very much. The only reason you guys aren't in the minority right now is because I wanted to save Will. Maybe one day there'll actually be some trust between us, but as far as I'm concerned you should be thanking Will, not me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go.;

(Veronica walks off down the beach.)

"stovel"

- I knew that Constance and Adrian would be arrogant enough to assume that I saved them, when in actual fact I saved Will. It's ludicrous, you know, for them to actually believe that I'd be thinking of them with my vote tonight when, until I actually walked up there, I was voting Will out! (laughs) Seriously. I did tell Isla and Xavier that I'd be going Will, so Isla's understandably annoyed with me, but as I walked up there I thought, "I trust Will way more than I trust Ryan, what the hell am I doing?" so I decided to keep Will around. It lingered in the back of my mind, too, that Will promised his loyalty totally to me and also his words about how Constance and Adrian would perceive me if I put them in the minority. I just know they'd run to Phyllis and whoever else if they made the merge and start crying and acting like the victim, even though I, and anyone else, would be completely justified in turning on them after how they treated me. Make no mistake, though, the only reason I voted Ryan out was because I wanted to save Will and that is who my loyalty lies with.

(As she walks off, Constance and Adrian stare, speechless at what has just occurred.)

Constance: ...Well then.

Adrian: I shall avow that I was wholly anticipative of such a response materialising.

(With a shrug, Adrian and Constance walk to the shelter.)

"stovel"

- Veronica is a monumentally imbecilic individual. It is unfathomable, and should be explored with the utmost intricate and complex scientific research, how an individual can ascend to such levels of asininity whilst still able to maintain satisfactory existence. I was merely expressing gratitude that she voted according to William's specification and declared my pride in her decision to abolish our grudges and unite as a collective strategic force when, completely unprovoked, Veronica began a tirade concerning how Constance and I nonetheless maintain the unfavourable regard with which she previously viewed us. I shall confess to tirelessly endeavouring to construct civility and a strategic partnership with her, however, she is inflicting gruelling pressure on my tolerance towards her. (sigh) It is clear that William is the proverbial glue which allows our strategic partnership to function and, until incentive appears to render it void, my trust remains with him. I firmly believe that, with his assistance, I can create some form of trust with Veronica. Thus, I must withstand the immense irritation she is causing me and turn my attention to whatever our upcoming task entails.

(Following Adrian's confessional, the camera transitions down to the beach, where Isla is standing and looking incredibly annoyed. Veronica makes her way down.)

Veronica: Isla!

Isla: What do you want, Haggy McHagface?

Veronica: Okay, I deserve that. I know you're really annoyed with me, but if you could just let me explain, you'll see I had good reason-

Isla: (cutting her off) Unless your next words are "I'm completely "- which would explain a lot- then there's, like, no good reason for that, you dumb bitch.

Veronica: (frowns) Did you just call me the R-word? You know what, never mind. You're mad, I know, so I'm going to forgive it. Listen, the reason I went with Will because I trusted him a lot and I didn't trust Ryan much at all, so I wanted to keep around someone I trusted.

Isla: You literally said Will three times, moron, ugh. you're annoying. Why didn't you just say Constance or Adrian? Or why didn't you just tell me you wanted Will? You literally don't know how an alliance. I literally said that I would vote Will if you wanted... ugh!

Veronica: You're upset with me, I know, but I swear I never intended to completely burn you like that! At the time, I was thinking of going against Constance and Adrian. I was so serious about that! But I changed my mind literally as I was walking up there. By that time, you'd already voted and it wasn't like you could change your vote!

Isla: Do you realise how stupid you sound? You changed your mind, like, one second before you voted? You  burned me. Do you realise who you just pissed off? Did you know that I literally ruined a girl's prom the night she won homecoming queen because she wore my dress? Did you know, Veronica, that I put weight gain supplements in my best friend's smoothies until she got fat because she accidentally made my smoothie with full fat yoghurt? That's only the beginning of how petty I can get and you pissed me off more than those two combined.

Veronica: (pleading) Isla, I know you're upset, but I panicked and I had to do what was best for my game! Please try to calm down. Our friendship really means a lot to me and I swear I never meant to hurt you or put you in this position. I promise you, I'll spend every ounce of my energy  fighting for you to stay! I swear on my children that I'll make this up to you!

Isla: You better, because if I have to go on the stupid pre-Jury trip with Kelsie and have her ruin the entire thing and all my Instagram photos of it, I swear to God that I will make the most savage post about you on Instagram and your whole life is gonna be ruined.

Veronica: It won't come to that! I swear I'll make this up to you, I swear! I'm going to sleep now, but I promise the first thing I do tomorrow will be convincing them all to keep you!

(Veronica heads back to camp. The camera focuses on Isla, who is still looking incredibly pissed off.)

"stovel"

- Veronica so. fucking. much. I cannot believe she did that to me. Does she even know who I am? Ugh. I hope she hits her head on the shelter and dies or something. She's like a deep fried Mars bar: gross, stupid and shouldn't be allowed to exist. I literally look at her and I'm like, "Really? You're the sperm that won?" If I were family right now, I'd put her up for adoption because I'd die of embarrassment I was related to her.Is it legal to put a 48 year old woman up for adoption? Well it should be. I hate this so much. Production literally can't stop rigging my game. First there's no one to flirt with on my original tribe, then I finally get someone and not only is he voted out, I get screwed over by the most stupid person in the entire world! Ugh! I'm so pissed off right now. The fact this idiot has not only been kept alive for 48 years, but been allowed to breed is, like, such an embarrassment to the human race. I hate her. She's gonna pay for what she did. Mark my words.

(Isla walks from the beach to the forest. She is shown to be collecting rocks, before the camera fades away.)

Stovel Tribe
The camera opens up on day 15 for the Stovel Tribe. Everyone is up and in the centre of camp except for Will, who is still sleeping in the shelter, and Veronica. Constance is cooking the morning's rice and beans for the tribe, which has now finished.

Constance: Breakfast is ready! Is everyone awake?

Adrian: William is still sleeping and Veronica is relieving her bladder but shall return shortly.

Constance: Well then, we'll need to wake William up! (laughs) Everyone help yourselves to some food.

(Constance walks over to the shelter, moves to where Will is sleeping and gently shakes him.)

Constance: Will, wake up.

Will: (with his eyes still closed) Unless there's food, a challenge, or the camp is burning down, you'd better stop now if you want to continue breathing.

Constance: Breakfast is ready, buddy. Come on.

Will: (grunts) Okay. (He opens his eyes and sits up) Why did you have to wake me? I was having the most amazing dream.

Constance: Oh?

Will: I was pushing Veronica down an endless flight of stairs. She kept falling falling and, no matter how far down she fell, I could still see her... why did you wake me up from that?

(Constance cackles with laughter. Everyone stares at her,)

Constance: Sorry.

(Will and Constance head out of the shelter and over to the fire, where they are eating breakfast.)

Xavier: Great meal, Constance. Thank you.

Constance: (smiling at him) You're welcome. Will, since we're up, why don't we go ahead and fill up the canteens?

Will: Fine.

Constance: (moving to pick up the canteens) Okay, let's- (she stops) Oh, they're already filled. Thank you for that, whoever it was.

(The camera flashes to Isla in her chair, who gives a small smile.)

Will: (glares) What are you smiling at?

Isla: Nothing!

Will: Whatever. I'm thirsty.

(Will dishes himself up a serving of rice and beans, sits down and undoes the lid of his canteen. He takes a small sip before he frowns and stops.)

Will: Wait a minute... Something's rattling. (He shakes the canteen) Something's in here.

(Sighing, he tips out the water until a small rock comes out. Will sighs deeply, then glares at Isla.) 

Will: A rock. In my canteen. Really, Isla?

Isla: It's your fault for being a bitch.

Will: That's the game we're playing? If I was in your position, Isla, I'd be trying to please the majority, not piss them off.

Isla: I don't play by your rules, Will.

Will: If that's how you want to do this, fine.

(Isla leans back in her chair and smiles. At that moment, Veronica returns.)

Veronica: Hi, guys! Breakfast looks great! I might go and fill up some canteens, if anybody wants- (she stops as she picks up her canteen) Oh, they're already filled! (she undoes the lid as the smile on Isla's face gets wider)

Will: (sharply) Don't drink that.

Isla: You suck.

Veronica: (confused) What? Why?

Will: Give it a shake.

Veronica: Okay... (she shakes it) There's something rattling in here! (She tries to look inside the lid, then tips out the water. A small pile of rocks falls out.) What? Who-?

(Will points at Isla.)

Veronica: Okay, I think I deserved that.

Isla: Damn right you did, backstabbing bitch.

(Everyone else looks at their canteens nervously.)

Isla: Oh, you guys can drink yours. You haven't done anything to make me hate you yet.

(Breakfast continues. When the castaways finish their breakfast, Isla stands up.)

Isla: Come on, Xavier, let's go.

Xavier: Okay, I'm right behind you. Should we take the dishes?

Isla: They're not our problem. Somebody else can do them. Come on.

(Xavier follows Isla to a part of the forest. Constance looks on, smirking.)

Constance: Same sheep, different shepherd. He just does whatever anyone else tells him.

Will: . You'd think they'd try to crack into our majority instead of isolating themselves. I'd be more surprised if we weren't dealing with a petty, spoiled bitch and a mindless idiot.

Adrian: It just simplifies our task. In regards to that subject, shall we converse and outline the specifications pertaining to our next course of action?

Veronica: Yeah, that'd be a great idea! We should probably move so they don't come back and spring us, though.

Constance: Alright, let's take the dishes and go.

(The four of them take a couple of dishes each before walking off. The camera focuses on Veronica, who looks guilty.)

"stovel"

- I feel absolutely terrible for betraying Isla last night. She was nothing but a great ally and friend to me and I completely burned her. She's already started doing little things like putting rocks in my canteen, so I can tell she's still just as upset as last night. (sighs) Our friendship means a lot to me and I gave her my word that I'd do everything to save her. I may have gone back on a couple of promises already in this game, but that's one promise I intend to follow through on. Isla really isn't taking this well so I hope it won't be too difficult to persuade them, but no matter what happens, I need to make sure that Xavier is the one my alliance will be targeting if we go to the next Tribal Council. I can't let one of my closest friends on this tribe take the fall for my mistake! I just couldn't live with the guilt.

Author's Notes

 * The episode title was said by Isla Barrett in a  confessional expressing her anger towards Veronica O'Hara .