Talk:You Leave the Door Ajar, I'll Push it Open/@comment-27391152-20160717041320

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! Orselina can probably go down as one of the most pathetic people to ever play the game! She goes to one alliance "I don't know, I'm so pathetic, I'll think aboUT it, I don't don't know, help me!", then goes to the other alliance "I need time, I can't decide, I suck at life, JESUS HELP ME PLEASE!" Thank flipping God they sent her ass to Redemption, because I couldn't stand her!

Daloa: The AMAZING tribe! Now that Orselina is well and truly out of the picture, I can honestly say that I hope all of these people make the merge. Jasmine is QUEEN (Can we get a Scarlett Johansson every episode?), Morris is KING, John is an asshole, Byron is surprisingly strategic and Kimberley is the Rebecca that could! That tribe is brilliant all the way round, and please don't send them back to Tribal!

Abidjan: The Comic Relief tribe! This tribe was probably the most FUN to read, just because I feel that everybody there likes to have a good time, and there isn't anyone that is taking the game too seriously. Bruce has got to be an early favourite of mine SOLELY because of that joke! I really hope he goes with Kryshelle and Wyatt, because I like those two a lot as well. And can I just say, Rowena is as equally pathetic as Orselina! SHE IS FREAKING CRYING OVER A DAMN TREE! EVEN TAI DIDN'T CRY OVER TREES!

Korhogo: The "CAN YOU ALL GO DIE IN A BIG HOLE" tribe! I honestly would not care if all of these people (except one) were shoved in an oil tank, and left to die. Riley is quiet, boring and just blah. Abraham is a always-smiling, never betraying grandpa, who is just going to be a nuisance to read. There's Panda, who is just the most delusional and socially inept person on the planet! Betty-"May you shut up about your freaking DADDY!" and Ricky, the emotionally driven wreck! I mean, he is flipping on his alliance because they started talking about musicals! GET YOURSELF TOGETHER! The ONE person that I can tolerate is Queen Winona, who better win the game, or else it's not going to be pretty!

CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS SEASON!