Temotu Rites of Passage

This is the Rites of Passage for the finale of Survivor: Temotu, entitled The Weirdest Group Ever Assembled. It was moved to its own page to avoid Node Count.

Rites of Passage
The camera fades in to show the final four all walking through the forest, carrying their own torches with them. As they walk, they all have a determined expression on their faces, setting their torches down at the start of a trail, before walking along a trail to where they find the first torch, belonging to Matilda.

Lacey: I can't imagine what it would've felt like being first out.

Jackson: She was like a fish in that first immunity challenge swim, but I guess Samantha had other ideas.

Margot: Yeah."utupia2"

- To say my Survivor experience felt complete would be untrue, because I felt like I had so much more game to play. In saying that, I wouldn't give this up for the world, because those three days are three days of opportunity that so few get. It was awesome. (They make their way along the trail further, arriving at the torch of Susan.)

Lacey: All I know of her is from hearing Ashley go on and on about how much of a terrible person Susan was.

Noah: She seemed like she was super serious, but had a good heart."anuta2"

- I had to spend my time out here living with childish imbeciles, and I don't think it was worth it to be frank. I'm going back to a nice life that I've made for myself, so good riddance to those who ousted me. (Following this, the final four all walk once more, before arriving at the torch of Ryan.)

Margot: Was Ryan the old dude?

Jackson: The one who couldn't make fire against Samantha.

Lacey: Honestly, for an old guy to have the balls to come out here and play deserves mad props."utupia2"

- I failed at making fire to save myself, but I proved so many things to myself and made myself so proud, and I hope that my grandkids are proud of me for giving it a go. Nine days isn't that bad considering what we had to endure, so I'm just peachy. (Everyone keeps walking along, before arriving at Elijah 's torch.)

Noah: Ugh... sensei Elijah. I can't believe they voted you out over the likes of Cameron.

Margot: Made sense for me at the time, the guy had an idol.

Lacey: Ah, the idol he found on accident when he was picking up flowers. When will your favourites ever?"tikopia2"

- Dude, to have gone out in a blindside, it was humbling. This is such an enriched experience to add to my life palette, and the people I've met have added to that. I could have played the hidden necklace to save myself, but I still have no regrets, man. (They keep walking, next arriving at the torch of Tyler.)

Noah: Tyler! I felt so bad having to go behind Corey's back to vote him out, especially over someone like Gordon...

Margot: Screw you. You voted out the guy with the best abs on the cast.

Noah: My bad."teanu2"

- I would have loved to go further, but I'm grateful for the time I did spend in the game. Corey and I are going to stay friends no matter how unlikely of a duo we were, and if nothing else, I got a great tan from this. (Everyone keeps walking along, walking past the torch of Tiffany which is lying on the ground instead of being upright like the others, before arriving at the torch of Ashley.)

Jackson: What a fire cracker. She was genuinely terrifying.

Lacey: Reminds me of Regina George but without the popularity.

Margot: How she found an idol of all people will forever baffle me."anuta2"

- Everyone [expletive]'ing sucks. [expletive] Susan, [expletive] Jackson, [expletive] Gordon, [expletive] Alex, [expletive] Lacey, [expletive] them all. I'm the real winner of the season, and I deserve to be brought back a hundred [expletive]'ing times because I'm an All-Star, but I don't even want to come back. I hate this show. (As the final four walk further, they pass a hanging sign with the words 'The Jury' written on it, arriving next at the torch of Cameron.)

Lacey: Hey, Noah, who am I? (putting on a deep voice) [expletive] Alex! She's a little witch and stole my idols and is the child of Satan!

Noah: ...Margot?

Margot: Ouch. "teanu2"

- I'm such a successful person in my life, so to only make the merge and not go all the way is unforgivable and speaks to how [expletive]'ing stupid these people were. I've played in Superbowl games before, and Survivor will always be inferior to that. (They keep walking along, before finding the torch of Matt.)

Noah: A man of few words.

Margot: Maybe if you weren't stupid he would've spoken to you more.

Jackson: Margot, if you had to endure his dad jokes at the Banie camp night one, you wouldn't be saying that anymore."banie2"

- I'm extremely disappointed in the people I decided to align with, because they all turned their backs on me and now most of them have left the game. I'm the middle aged fat guy, so to have gone this far, I'm pretty stoked. (They all continue to walk, next arriving at Samantha 's torch.)

Margot: I still have her shirt.

Lacey: You're still a not a good person.

Noah: If Samantha teaches future players anything, I'd say it's to split the vote next time."utupia2"

- I survived a fire duel in a tribe of two, went down to a tribe of one, made the merge, got into a good spot, but unfortunately my bad luck continued and I was the first of many victims to Alex. For someone living in Vegas, man was I unlucky. (Following this, the final four all keep walking, now at the torch of Gordon.)

Margot: Ass.

Noah: Yeah, can't say I disagree.

Jackson: Shall we move on?

Lacey: Gladly."anuta2"

- People were so jealous of me getting that loved one reward, to the point they voted me out for it. They can stay mad about it for all I care, because quite frankly, it was fun and I don't like them. Cry me a river. (Next, they all keep heading along the trail, reaching the torch of Corey.)

Margot: Corey... screw you again Noah.

Noah: Yeah... I'm a [expletive] person for that...

Lacey: I've never been subject to hearing the word literally used so many times."vanikoro2"

- I love pretty much everyone I played with. They were literally, like, super awesome, and this whole experience was like, the best thing I've ever done. I'm not the type of person you'd ever expect to go to the final seven, so that's pretty cool that I actually made it that far. (They continue to walk, reaching the penultimate torch, Amanda 's.)

Margot: Why is that anyone I ever align with just dies off so quickly?

Jackson: Oops.

Lacey: I feel a little bad for winning that one challenge between her streak so she didn't get four in a row."banie2"

- It sucks to have dragged someone along for the entire game as a loyal person to have them turn around and actually last longer than you, but I'll take great pride in the fact that I won the most immunities in the season. I played hard, but clearly it wasn't hard enough. (Finally, everyone arrives at the last torch, the torch of Alex.)

Noah: Alex!

Margot: Oh look, it's the bitch.

Lacey: (muttering) I didn't realise you had a mirror with you..."vanikoro2"

- I played so hard and made so many big plays, and it wasn't enough for me to actually win, but I had the most fun I've ever had, and surprisingly actually met some cool people along the way. Good luck to Noah, Lacey and Jackson in making the end, and as for Margot, she still sucks. (They finally keep walking, arriving back to the start of the trail where their own belongings and torches were set down, picking them up and walking out to their final immunity challenge.)