Board Thread:Character submissions/@comment-24675291-20140314165017/@comment-9105319-20140320203951



Name (Age): Theodore Patterson "Teddy P"

Tribe Designation:  ?

Current Residence:  Boston, Massachusetts

Occupation: Comedian

Personal Claim to Fame: I got 1 million views on a video on YouTube!!

Inspiration in Life: Your dog's feces.

Hobbies: *winks*

Pet Peeves: Real men face their problems, I have none.

3 Words to Describe You: Are you serious?

'''If You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why? I would have 3 bags so i could poop in them.'''

SURVIVOR Contestant You Are Most Like: Nobody really.

'''Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I'm a funny guy. I am the most socially awesome person you'll meet.'''

Why You Think You’ll “Survive” SURVIVOR: I am strong and capable of the wilderness and brats.

Why You Think You Will Be the Sole SURVIVOR: My name is Teddy P!

'''Teddy P was born in Boston, Massachusetts. He always made jokes when he was little and carried them around wherever he went. Now he is a comedian who dyed his hair, his fake unibrow, and his afro. He wears lipstick, too. He wants to be on Survivor because he's been a huge fan of it and he likes to make people laugh. He is awesome socially.'''